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Do you mean 5/29? Anywho, MD has 3 clubs ... TABU in Catonsville, TPA in Port Deposit, & Shadows in Hyattsville. There is also The Korral in Spring Grove PA. We are on the volunteer staff at TPA. I dont think you'd be able to get in to TPA…
This is why I use a google voice number that cant be reverse looked up. Most likely a scammer or a blackmailer. Usually the balckamailers want to go to kik vs texting. If you go to text and she asks for face pics and dick pics pretty quick…
[quote=hotchilie]Wife and I are planning on spending 4th of July in DC. Looking for recommendations on lifestyle clubs[/quote]DC has no swingers clubs and neither does Northern VA (or all of VA for that matter). There is The Crucible in DC…
[quote=hotluvrs]We’re planning a visit to Cleveland next month. We’d love to hear opinions on Club Eros and Escape, which is better and why.[/quote]Sorry just saw this, so you prob already went on your trip. We have only gone to Escape the…
[quote=lov2belove][quote=EdandBritney]We are a host couple at an area club. 2 ladies came in together, one had been there before but the other was new, so we gave her her tour. I went to check on her later in the night (I always like to ch…
We are a host couple at an area club. 2 ladies came in together, one had been there before but the other was new, so we gave her her tour. I went to check on her later in the night (I always like to check on all the newbies and make sure t…
[quote=Onehorneywife]Well once again another fake. Good looking 29 yr old guy like 30 mins away. Lots of good talk professional and can host. Great! Wife and him chat for about a week until we set up a date/last night to meet for drinks et…
It looks good, but just like the sh*tty app, it only shows single males in our WVM section. I had yo go down to the 109th most recent profile, to get a non-SM profile.
Yeah our WVM sectiin on the apo has onky shown single guys to us for like the last 3 years ... that must be a devil of a bug to fix.
Where is this Bacon Festival ... Is there a lot of porking going on there?
@Harley ... We have a UPS guy story also. Went to an area ABS that has gloryholes. There is a 7-11 with a gas station next door, separated by a swath of gras like 30-40' wide. We stopped at the 7-11 first and there was a UPS tractor traile…
@BC2for2 We currently have an old Bug (pic of it in our gallery)... havent had the pleasure of fucking on the hood ... I have always wanted the wife to kneel on the ground as I have the door open and blow me in it though.
I've been DPed dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens of times! ~Britney~
I know exactly what the problem is ... the problem is that youre using the app! The app sucks whale cocks, just use the web version on your phone, and you'll live a simpler, happier life in the swinging world.
Look that up in your Funk & Wagnalls
Re: "Single M are a dime a dozen on here..." With the way prices have gone up in the last 5 years, is it really even a dime anymore? It has got to be up to a quarter by now.
Nope
We had a guy reach out a couple weeks ago. In like his 2nd sentence, he already says "She looks tasty" and then tells us how he's a handsome black male and tells us "Ask me for a picture" I guess I just though it an odd way to word it, tel…
I think of the girl Grace who graduated 2 years behind me in HS, who sent me a FB friend request a couple years ago, who I discovered is in the LS around the same time when I saw her in one of our LS FB groups, who I would love to shag!
Now I have that Old Spice music from the 80's in my head
Thank goodness football season is over! Pitchers and catchers report in 2 days!! Opening day in 45 days!
We know several guys & girls who have met in the LS. But they had to put in the time, effort and money for it to happen, by attending events, meet & greets, events at clubs, etc. Didn't happen after a few events ... it took time! We know s…
"This site has all the communication tools you need." That right there is downright funny!!!
Go to a kink night at the Korral. They have one monthly, on a Friday. Great kink events there.
Yeah I think youre not even allowed to take your phone in there. As somebody with kids at home, that's why we have never gone there, we want to be able to contacted if an emergency arises. Your husband didnt have pockets in his pants? Unus…
Yep def had that happen. Asked for pics of hubby and got dick pics. Uhhhh she knows what a dick looks like, she wanta to see what your face looks like.
When hovering over a profile, and the flyover comes up, I wish that the info on the flyover would also include any notes that you had added at some time for that profile. It saves clicking on the profile, thereby showing up on their "Who v…
What was the issue with the person on the other side of the GH?
OK, I'm not gonna lie ... first time I saw this thread, I thought the title said "Who is Fisting" OK, back to your fishing talk
We just got one from a guy who messaged us 20 months ago. When he messaged us then, we told him that we weren't looking for any new single males. as we dont do much MFM, and then he insisted that once she hear his British accent, that she…
Today's winner for us was from a guy 400 miles away who sent this very classy message: "I would love to cum deep in your wife's pussy"
Dont think I have ever seen a profile that stated they were scared of weed. Have seen profiles that say they dont like it, dont like the smell, the smell turns their stomach etc.
I'd like to hear more about that ATF raid .. I bet it's an interesting story.
I like fried turkey, but we do a big Thanksgiving lunch at work every year. Every year, Im in charge of the turkeys. So last Thurs I fried 8 turkeys, had 4 fryers going. After doing all that every year, I never feel like frying for actual…
We had a couple over to play once and I had seen him take his condom off before he gave my wife his cum down her throat ... so a little later during chit chat, I was looking around the room for it, I had gone in the bathroom to look in the…
Why do both members of another couple have to be 100% straight? Bi ppl of the same sex can restrain themselves. My wife is bi, and we have played with lots of straight/straight couples, bi play not required. You just need to avoid the coup…
a BVW???? Is that a Blue VolkWagen?? ... Dammit, mine is green as seen in our gallery.
Responding to Mayhem's post about Father/Son ... My wife has done a father & son but not at the same time. This was in 1996 and she was 20 and dating the son. She was over his house one day and fucked the son. Next day she went to his hous…
Orgy Ettiquette: Stroke from the left, smack ass from the right
That question has been around since Joseph Niepce invented the camera in 1826, when he took a dick pic and snail mailed it to a girl on the other side of town in his hometown in France, trying to woo her. For whatever reason, guys think th…
One Butt Two Butt Red Butt Blue Butt I will eat ass in a box I will eat ass with a fox I will eat ass in the rain I will eat ass on a train I will eat ass on a float I will eat ass in a boat I will eat ass here and there I will eat ass ANY…
I think youre thinking of it backwards. If somebody blocks you, then the point of that is so you cant see their profile, therefore you cant message them. You will know if somebody blocks you, because if you see their profile and click on i…
Dont fall into the expectation that so many other couples fall in to, in that, their expectation is that there is a plethors of single ladies looking for couples everywhere. They are called unicorns for a reason. Events are the best way to…
The app sucks whale cocks. I never get any notifications. The website version is better than the app version
RonKathy ... we recently had one where the 1st message from the guy was "Hey baby, do you like black cock?" ... I decided to be nice and tell him my wife has had plenty of black guys but she is interested in the guy as a whole, not just hi…
RonandKathy ... we got a similar message like that recently. It's entertaining sometimes but does make ya scratch your head.
Currentrider - "You're gonna need a quart of 30 weight ball bearings and some gauze pads..." Come on you guys, it's so simple, maybe you need a refresher course, it's all ball bearings nowadays. I say this as I'm sitting here in my Boyd Av…
Yeah that is one of the stupidest rules there is
We went to M4 once. It was ok, depends on what youre looking for, but its always good to experience diff clubs when travelling. Most of their play areas were out in the open, onky 2 were private and guys have to either be naked or have a t…
Just now seeing this almost 9 months later ... Esperanza, Im pretty sure that both my wife and I know that she is bisexual. Ive seen her make out with a couple hundred women and lick a couple hundred pussies, so it must be true. I dont eve…
Oh wow, that's a big undertaking, especially with 3 well-established clubs in the state (plus a couple more close to a lot of MDers over the PA line), so we wish you luck!! ... we will fill out your survey to help with the process!!
Hello, I am currently at work in the Dirty Burnie as I reply. The survey may already answer this, and we will fill it out this evening together, but when you say "club", do you mean a physical club, like the other 3 swinger's clubs already…
We have been to many, many, many Fet munches, happy hours, etc and in all fairness, it is almost an apples to oranges comparison. A munch isn't a play event. It's just a meeting to hang out and drink & eat. When somebody is vetted for a sw…
The app sucks whale cocks. The ONLY profile type that shows up for us in the WVM on the app is single males ... it shows the most recent 72 ppl who viewed you, yep all 72 are single males ... doesnt do that here.
They mean the fantasies will be shared in person. In other words, they have a fantasy or fantasies (lets say they have a specific fantasy of having a FFM threesome with a black midget amputee, while the song In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida plays in the…
Bad Religion & Social Distortion last Fri
Besides the Burger King analysis, I like to also use the Amazon Prime analysis ... lots of guys (and couples unicorn hunting) think its like Amazon Prime where they join the site and get pussy in 2 days or less.
What makes him think you didbt look at his profile? And if he is a SM, what does he mean by "Thanks for not even looking at OUR profile." Who is "our"? He is married?
Virginia doesnt have any LS clubs, and not sure if Entre Nous is still in DC or not. The closest ones would be Shadows in Hyattsville MD, and then TABU in Catonsville MD
We aren't seniors, but my wife Loooooooooves anal
When you go to tge hot date calendar, there is a "my hot dates" buton near the top. Hit that and your hot dates are listed and you hit the delete button
Im a left sock, right sock, left shoe, right shoe, tie left shoe, tie right shoe kind of guy
"Yup, wife (GF at the time) assisted with a quick BJ in the bathroom. Fell right to sleep regardless of all the stupid wires and sensors they had on me. The next morning the male nurse made a joke that I wasn't the first to get blown befor…
I had a former friend that was huge into Genesis and anything Genesis/Phil Collins/Peter Gabriel/Steve Hackett/Mike & the Mechanics/Tony Banks related. He was almost stalkerish and obsessive about it. If they jarred and sold Phil Collins'…
I'm seeing a multitude of hot dates when I just searched around San Jose CA
Pixie ... your comment about a pic with a dog made me think of something ... there's a couple's profile in our area that has a pic of the coouple with their dog behind them. Like many do who dont want to show their faces in their profile p…
I never understood why people say that age is just a number .... when it is clearly a word
I know of several FB LS groups that have meet and greets in your area.
We've done it a bunch of times. My wife loooooves being a CuckQuean (I have no idea why it's spelled like that, but it's the correct spelling). My wife loves to sit and watch the show. She makes herself a drink, sits in the comfy chair in…
I once got pulled from the screening line entering the terminal at BWI because I had a bottle of Gold Bond powder in my carry-on. Yep had to test it for drugs etc. Lesson learned: dont take Gold Bond on a plane.
Ive said it before and I'll say it again ... many new single guys join thinking SLS is like Amazon Prime, join and in 2 days or less, a slut shows up for them.
Hot dates would be where to post this for more visability
Oh this was supposed to be fixed?? Yeah we arent seeing notifications until we open the messages tab
Vixen, I was thinking the same thing ... yep, can post a pic with your vanilla freinds on here, but heaven forbid if we use the word gangbang ... cant make this stuff up!!!
Frau "wickedweasel - USA maker" It was great to see WW listed here, as it was founded by the former bass player of one of my fav bands, Midnight Oil ... but the company is Australian, but maybe they do make stuff in the US, I dont know
I used to think that the dipshit messages we got from single guys were all younger guys with no communication skills ... the other day, I was proven wrong when we got one from a 64-yr old dude who lives over 100 miles away, that just said…
"We know a couple who had an angry wife of their "single" guy show up on their doorstep while they were having their MFM. She didn't leave quietly and the cops showed up. Good times." Sounds like somebody wasnt a very good cheater. Dumbass…
@Melvin "being covered in meaningless tattoos" So being covered in meaningful tattoos is ok?
Yeah Waybe what are you talking about. If I hold my finger down on a profile thumbnail in my phone, the popup comes up ... no mouse needed
Dipping toes ... It's not really the member's fault. they upload a picture and it comes out sideways because of some stupid incompatibility with iphones or something like that. but nobody would know that unless they have read forum posts i…
One smallish (18lb) dog. A Pomeranian/Westhighland Terrier mix who doesnt like it when we have sex, she goes under the bed. If she is laying on the bed and we dont want her there, all we have to do is let out a moan and I can smack my own…
"WHERE are people who do not lie on their profiles and who are actually out and proud?? " My wife is truly Bi. She certainly isn't doing it for me, because she knows that unlike 99.9% of the other guys out there, girl-girl play doesn't tur…
We have a couple of mirrored wall-mounted jewelry cabinets that lock
“ If I would have said that people ghosted us consistently because they were abducted by aliens or knocked off by the mob, I would have received a wink and a nod.” Maybe take it one step further ... maybe it's an alien religous cult.
You all are only looking for single females. I did a search of a 100-mile radiius from Richlands, NC of couples and bi-females between ages 21-75 and paid members ... there's 1,000 couples and 50 be females ... that might explain why youre…
Just getting caught up on this thread ... OMG!!! That "platoon of Christian Jesus Commandos" made me spit out my oatmeal back into the bowl. It might be more than a platoon ... might be company sized ... a Band of Jesus Brothers you could…
GGMM ... so correct!!!!
We once had a douchebag talking to us on kik ... cant remember where we initially met ... anyways, guy was a total dickhead ... so next day then Im talking to him as the wife ... teling him I (wife) would love to play with him, getting him…
Was going to say, yeah I have seen women grab and grope other women at clubs without asking. For some reason, some women at clubs think that every other woman there is Bi. We have a friend who went to one of our area clubs with a female fr…
TABU has a 40 min time limit on rooms and the playrooms down those steep steps, not a good mix after drinking lol.
If I rwmember right, we used to be able to edit hot dates, but then they changed it
Youre saying it should refresh when I log in ... I did that ... I did log in. Then moved around a couple pages for a couple mins, then went to messages and the notification showed. Message was sent 4 hours earlier
Just happened again .. .cruising along in SLS, opening various things, no notifications, open the message tab and Bammm! it tells us we have 6 messages ... the joke was on us, as it was only 1 message sent 4 hours earlier
We've said it before ... the app sucks whale cocks
Yep we had that also ... no notification on tab. Then opened tab and bam, had a message
Violent Femmes this past Friday
Yeah Ive said this many times. Totally agree with this idea
A couple days ago ... Brooks Robinson, the human vacuum cleaner
We were free members at first as well ... it def gave us a taste for everything. If we had to pay right off the bat, we prob wouldnt have stuck around. But yeah it used to be 5 messages a day you were allowed in the old email system but I…
Its on the back burner ... but what they dont tell you is that the stove was disconnected from the gas line.
