Get a nut during a sleep study?

"How does a male fake an orgasim?"

Grunt, groan and spit on her back.

Don't ask me how I know this.

" How does a male fake an orgasim? There would be no proof"

I said I faked it being later than it actually was.

@edandbrittney, no, the guy must have seen her follow me in the bathroom. They only had a camera to watch you sleep

How does a male fake an orgasim? There would be no proof

"You didn't even have the courtesy to fake an orgasm?
You bastard."

LOL. I would never fake it with my wife. I have faked an orgasm previously (I think twice)...but that was faking way after I actually had one.

I spent a couple of nights in the hospital last year connected to heart monitors (an A-fib event) and the wife & I seriously discussed a blowjob one evening just to see what the heart monitor did and if someone would rush in to "save me" if it went crazy. We decided the risk/reward was not worth it at the time, but I woke up thinking about it in the middle of the night with a huge hard-on making a tent with the sheet when the night nurse came in to check on me. She did not mention it and I did not mention it, but there is no way she did not notice it. I suspect her and the other nurses had a chuckle about it later, and I'm sure it was not the first time they've seen one in the condition in the hospital - LOL.

"She orgasmed, and I did not."

You didn't even have the courtesy to fake an orgasm?

You bastard.

"Yup, wife (GF at the time) assisted with a quick BJ in the bathroom. Fell right to sleep regardless of all the stupid wires and sensors they had on me. The next morning the male nurse made a joke that I wasn't the first to get blown before going in for the study lol "

Wait, they have a camera in the bathroom too??? I mean I know there are cameras on you in the bedroom part as thats how mine was, but I had no idea in the bathroom too.

From what I remember it's really about the quality of your sleep when you do finally fall asleep so I wouldn't worry too much

Not sure if I jinxed myself or not, but we had sex before bed last night. She orgasmed, and I did not. It took me quite awhile to fall asleep.

I read an article a while back about why men like to sleep after sex when a woman likes to cuddle. We can't help ourselves. It is a chemical release of something in our brain that makes us sleepy. Thus, a BJ before bed makes you sleepy. Hey better than Melatonin.

I did the sleep study many years ago...it was 2001 I think, the Lakers and 76ers were playing in the NBA finals. We were married then, but I went by myself for the night. Pretty sure nutting wouldn't have changed anything. It is nice to do it before sleeping, but I don't think it is necessary. Unfortunately.

Yup, wife (GF at the time) assisted with a quick BJ in the bathroom. Fell right to sleep regardless of all the stupid wires and sensors they had on me. The next morning the male nurse made a joke that I wasn't the first to get blown before going in for the study lol

When I have trouble sleeping, a quick whack off and no matter how strong the orgasm is and I go to sleep 95% of the time.

So I am having a sleep study tonight. Private room with bathroom etc. I seriously think getting a nut would be the best thing for the sleep study as it's my reality.

Anybody else had a study and did the same?