Useless Poll

Im a left sock, right sock, left shoe, right shoe, tie left shoe, tie right shoe kind of guy

I have to revise and extend my remarks.

The only time I don't do socks then shoes is in the locker room at the gym. I dry my feet off, then sock shoe, sock shoe, because once I have dried my feet, I don't want them touching the locker room floor.

I am reminded of one of my all time favorite cartoon panels. Herman, sitting bleary eyed and bewhiskered on the edge of his bed in boxer shorts and a tee shirt, obviously first thing in the morning. He's staring at a hand written note taped to the wall in front of him. It reads:

Pants first. Then shoes.

" Maybe a useless question but does "everything else" include a sock and lotion? "

I've never been one to use lotion or socks for that matter during masterbation. But I would consider myself somewhat ambidextrous in that regard.

I am really curious as to how the Sock Puppet does things.

My wife doesn't put on socks without lotioning first. I probably should too.

Maybe a useless question but does "everything else" include a sock and lotion?

" also 100% bat/golf/hockey right-handed. Ambidextrous with racquet sports. "

I'm similar. Hockey is left handed, batting was always left for average, right for power. Ping pong can be played with either. Almost everything else is right handed.

I'm left handed, and come to think of it, I normally put on my right sock or shoe first.

But I'm odd that way. I also 100% bat/golf/hockey right-handed. Ambidextrous with racquet sports.

Sock, sock, shoe, shoe.

I'm not a sociopath! LOL

Oh heck YES.. had some this am before she went to gym.. and she was so delicate but dam it was so worth it!

Does that boot qualify for handicapped sex?

Okay I must add a kink to this wheel, foot surgery 3 days ago, large boot, now what the hell goes where?

Now I know how women feel wearing heels

Not sure which is normally first, left or right. For socks, shoes pant legs, etc. Doubt I'll remember, but will try to see if there is a pattern.

I'm a left foot first kinda guy. I'm left handed, so I figure it doesn't have anything to do with politics...

I think how someone does the whole sock/shoe thing should be in their profile including left/right and the site would allow preferences to be set based on that so we wouldn't have to see the sock/shoe-sock/shoe profiles.

That's just weird.

At the risk of being political, Libtards and Republicons can make a decision based on whether left or right comes first.

Oh yeah- I'm a sock/sock shoe/shoe kinda guy. It depends on whether I grab the left sock or right sock first though, and I usually start with whichever shoe isn't upside down.

That was the first thing I thought of too VA. Meathead explaining during a fire scare that with sock shoe, sock shoe, he could hop on one foot through the fire if he didn’t have time to put more than two things on his feet.

When our fire alarm isn’t not going off, I put on both socks then both shoes.

~Scamp

Correction: I watched the clip again, and it was Michael Stivic.

The only person I've ever heard of that would do sock/shoe/sock/shoe is Archie Bunker.

Ok always socks first. Lets add this to the useless survey stats.

Left sock/shoe first or right/sock/shoe first

Only maniacs would alternate the 2.

All depends on where my shoes and socks are. Typically my shoes are by the front door and my socks in the bedroom. In that situation; sock, sock, shoe, shoe.

I like to mix it up.

I only wear socks with golf shoes. Sock/shoe, sock/shoe

Socks first.