Just wanted to let you know gents
in Men Talk ·
There is a race of female space aliens abducting guys with big dicks from the earth. You are not in any danger, but I just wanted to say, this fucking spaceship is cool!
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What not to do gents
[quote=windowShopping7][quote=goodgollymsmolly98226]Just to clear up any confusion, I only offer the dog collar to people who mistake me for someone who takes even the mildest sort of order. ;)[/quote]Travelers is in trouble then. Pssst I…
What not to do gents
[quote=Goodenuff]Apparently I'm not the only one who *might* have a fantasy of getting his kink on with Molly. #nocollars[/quote]Both of us here admittedly have Molly fantasies. None of them ever included collars, cages, or being called Fi…
What not to do gents
GGMM - "cage you and call you Fido". Ummmm, apparently my definition and your definition of "doggie style" are not the same???
Your First Orgy
in 3-Some ·
[quote=Onehorneywife]Sounds like a last-minute meet and greet we went to a few months ago. 5 couples and us. Ended up being a fuck fest before the evening was over. Wife got 5 cocks and I got 4 ladies. Life is good![/quote]In our experienc…
Recent Movies
in Open Forum ·
GGMM - "Heh. Chances are she'd say something like that about something you take for granted." While I'm sure that is true, that particular DIL is pretty damn fearless. Maybe electricity or something else unknown to her, but nothing commonl…
Recent Movies
in Open Forum ·
GGMM - "when my daughter invited me to join her on a fundraiser that involved rappelling down a 27 story building, I declined." I have a DIL who has done that very thing annually for nearly a decade. FOOK DAT !!!!!
Blocked for no reason
in Swinger Advice ·
Blocking takes two keystrokes. One on the profile to hit "block", then another to confirm "YES or NO I want to block this person". I don't see how it could be done by accident. They may have had a valid reason or maybe a stupid reason. May…
Obituaries
in Open Forum ·
David Allen Coe, 86.
Obituaries
in Open Forum ·
Joy Harman, 86, one of the great scenes from Cool Hand Luke.
Who pays?
[quote=blackerthanblack]If I am meeting a couple for a private meet I always offer to pay for the room. My job is to make it as easy and comfortable as possible for the couple to have a successful and fun meet. If the couple insist on payi…
So, whatcha drinking
in Open Forum ·
I like a glass of Merlot with food, particularly steak or pasta. Beer, Yeungling to be specific, I have a couple of those nearly every evening. Not routinely, but sometimes on weekend evenings, a rum & coke really hits the spot. When we ar…
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
We've seen white poults here on the farm some years, but never an adult white wild turkey. My assumption is that they are too visible to foxes or other predators.
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
@calcan - "Let's talk guns and hunting like this thread was intended. Please." I like the way you think. Who took a turkey on opening weekend? Who shot a round of sporting clays? Who un-winterized their fishing boat? Take the pissing match…
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
I believe that "shall not be infringed" means exactly what it says and the we should be able to buy belt fed machine guns at Walmart and operational tanks at the local car lot. Having said that, "a lever action rifle with a sideways foldin…
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
I pop out the breast only. The rest of a wild turkey is not worth eating IMHO. Brine it in the fridge overnight, season with Mrs Dash or similar, put it in a casserole dish with chicken broth, and bake at 325F until done. Tender, moist, an…
Enticing neighbors to play
in Finding Playmates ·
[quote=hotluvrs]We would not take that chance with the neighbors. Things could go badly: they are appalled and from now on there’s only awkward silence when you pass each other in the street. Things could go even worse: they are intrigued,…
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
in Open Forum ·
[quote=sorillo1000]She's 82, although you wouldn't know it, same with my dad at 86. Both my birth parents look a lot younger than they are. Which is why I look like I'm about 30..... *shifty eyes*[/quote]HT: My parents are in their late 80…
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
[quote=golfwithusinmn]Turkeys are strutting....It's that time of year for them to strut their stuff. Much like men strutting their stuff. Anyone turkey hunting? Lots of birds here in MN...in truth, too many.[/quote]Spring is too busy for m…
Discuss Sharing Wife
in 3-Some ·
We disagree completely with your statement blackvulcan. We do not participate in "adultery" which we would define as cheating on your spouse. We do however occasionally engage in "recreational sex" with the spouse's full approval and almos…
whats everyone doing for steak and bj day march 14
in Open Forum ·
I can't speak for anyone else, but my wife always remembers this date as it is near my B-day. Nothing has been said yet, but I'll get a steak & a BJ for sure before the day is out ;-)
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
What do you suppose that would "learn me"?
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
There has not been much shooting here the past few months for various and sundry reasons, but a round of sporting clays is on tap for tomorrow, maybe two rounds if the first one does not make me happy. I have been known to shoot three in a…
Access to my galleries
in Website ·
[quote=TwoHoosiers][quote=hotluvrs]Go to the main pull down menu. Select Tools. Select Manage Galleries. Pick a gallery and select Edit (be careful to not select Remove; it’s easy to do). Select Edit Gallery Permissions. Type your profile…
How's the Weather Out There
in Open Forum ·
[quote=FlipFlops_and_Droptop]I'm not a generator expert but I'm pretty sure it'll take more than a 5kw generator to run a typical HVAC. Cause of the startup[/quote]It would not power a typical home AC unit, but it will power a NG, propane,…
How's the Weather Out There
in Open Forum ·
[quote=hotluvrs]We have an electric house; natural gas isn’t available for heat. The good news for us is that if we ever lose power we still have lots of wood to burn. The bad news is that our fireplace needs electricity to operate properl…
Profile Editor - AI Enhancer
in Swing.com ·
[quote=Webmaster] We will reevaluate the editor and likely reduce it to spelling, grammar and a critique and remove the writing features [/quote]Even reducing it to correcting spelling and grammar is hiding something that people want to kn…
AI-Powered Writing Tools
in Swing.com ·
@webmaster - Reading profile essays is very insightful to who the individual actually is as a person. Are they well spoken, humorous, educated, or do they have the literacy of a seven year old? Having AI write the profile essays makes both…
When people message
in Swinger Advice ·
If the profile is reasonable and the message was not stupid (e.g. "hi" or "wanna fuck this big cock" or "how ya doin") then we will respond even when we don't have an interest. Usually some version of "Thanks but we don't feel a match". Th…
Did the internet ruin things or help
in First Contact ·
(Insert young Asian girl shrugging her shoulders common meme photo) WHY NOT BOTH?
View Our Hot Date?
in Website ·
Click "Hot Date" on the left tool bar. In the top right corner of the page that opens you will see "create hot date" and "my hot date" buttons. PS - That is on the website. If you are using the app I have no idea.
Another perspective on removing old pix
in Website ·
Many complaints on the other thread are about not having back-ups for various reasons of those old pix. That does not apply to us, but I understand it. Many, actually most, of the complaints about posting old pix are also valid, but the ma…
Penis pronunciation
in Open Forum ·
[quote=sorillo1000]Schnitzengruben[/quote]It's twoo, it's twoo!
Profile Editor - AI Enhancer
in Swing.com ·
IMHO, the use of AI to "perfect" profile essays is a very poor idea here for two reasons. First, I tried it on our profile to see what it would do. It took (what I believe to be) a well thought out and written section of our profile and tu…
Penis pronunciation
in Open Forum ·
On a related side note, you can say "saucy jizz" or "sausages" and no one will know the difference ;-)
Penis pronunciation
in Open Forum ·
In Roman it's pronounced Biggus Dickus
Site picture update
in Website ·
It is interesting the web developers here never have the time or inclination to make changes or fix problems the members request, but they have time to make changes that are generally not wanted, while in the middle of making a whole new w…
Mastectomies
in Women Talk ·
Tagging in here to subscribe to the thread as we have a friend about to go through a double mastectomy. They told her they could do the removal and the reconstruction in the same surgery.
What's for Dinner
in Open Forum ·
Corned beef and cabbage for NYD of course = Reuben sandwiches for lunch !!!!!
Working Remotely
in Open Forum ·
I travel about 50% of the time, but otherwise work from a home office and have for nearly 20 years.
Dick pics
in 3-Some ·
The wife unit here is gonna want to see the dick before agreeing to meet. Having said that however, if your cover photo, opening message, private photos, whatever is simply a close up dick pic, she was pass in a heart beat. She wants to se…
Feedback for beta.swing.com
in Swing.com ·
[quote=sls_WayneC] The upload date will be added. The only reason it is not there is that the new site was already under devleopment when we added that feature to this site, so it was not in the original specifications. Note that it only s…
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
WS7 - "Could we please get some info on deer orgy? Is that a real thing?" There is a classic hunting meme of a bull elk mounting a doe with a set of crosshairs overlaid on the bull. The caption is something like "I started to pass, then th…
What not to do gents
@ travelers get back ( wielding chair ) Molly is mine, mine I say! Molly and we have communicated through various channels (PMs, emails, texts, etc.) for many years. Sadly our geography has yet to align, but I am confident if you do meet h…
What not to do gents
@GGMM - "I do want to like who I'm fucking and be nearly certain I won't be murdered" Blondie and I seem to be very likable to most folks, and I have done my best to fuck her to death for over 30 years, so murder is apparently not within m…
What not to do gents
"Not sure the sense of cluelessness translates in that direction." Therein lies the root of the issue. Men tend to be very visual and want to see the tits, genitalia, and just more skin in general. The clueless clowns just assume that is h…
What not to do gents
@GGMM - I don't really grasp the problem viewed from your angle. Maybe you should text me some unsolicited titty pix so I can better understand the dilemma :-)
Why do some men lie about penis size
in Swinging Single ·
Why lie about anything. That is a concept I don't understand. Age, weight, dick size, whatever. Assuming the goal is to actually meet and connect, do you think they won't notice?
Feedback for beta.swing.com
in Swing.com ·
We have nearly 200 photos in various galleries, our profile essays are extensive, and all our stats are filled out and correct. If I look at our profile on the beta site, at the bottom is says our profile is only 75% complete. WTF???????
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
@2ODL - "I doubt anyone shoots the young ones on purpose, but often enough, the excitement of seeing a deer" It was probably a decade ago, right at the end of legal shooting hour, getting dark quickly, I saw a helluva a tall rack walking a…
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
From my home office, I can look over the left monitor and see down our driveway across the front hay field. A fukken MONSTER buck walked across there about 9 am. This was about 130 yards from our front door. Easy rifle shot. Where in the h…
Feedback for beta.swing.com
in Swing.com ·
Make it so we don't have to jump through hoops in "tools" in order to see our own private galleries on our own profile. That is simply ridiculous.
What not to do gents
A young single guy ghosting onehornywife is unbelievable. I'm guessing a fake profile of some sort. A real guy would be there with bells on and ready to go.
Feedback for beta.swing.com
in Swing.com ·
The people on the WVM list here are totally different people than on the WVM list on the beta home page. Also as others have stated, the hover feature here is extremely useful, but missing in beta.
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
Early bow season here (October) I'm only trophy hunting. Gun season (mid-November), the wife hunts, and she is also trophy hunting. If she gets a nice deer (she usually does), I don't gun hunt, I just go back to bow. If she does not take a…
First dates and fucking
in First Contact ·
showing up for an encounter where the intention is to have sex, it's inexcusable to show up in a poor hygienic condition. AMEN!!!!!
First dates and fucking
in First Contact ·
MandC - the male was in work pants and a shabby sports logo hoodie. Turned C right off. Total buzz kill. It makes you wonder what goes through people's mind when they do this shit. Let's say you are meeting at a beach bar, sure khaki short…
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
@2OD - I gave in to the dark side of the force. I bought a crossbow. I have an older friend that went to cross bow only for health/physical problems also. He swears his Tenpoint is the best. I've shot it at targets in his back yard and I'l…
Odd experience
in Bi Couples ·
"wife said he was hung like a small bird" You got to see the girls a bit and your wife dodged a (reportedly very small) bullet. Not all was lost! Cross that couple off the repeat list and move onward.
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
For our area in the midwest (and I would assume this applies to both 2OD and spooner as well), yes November is typically the rutting season and when you get the most movement. The "big bucks" are looking for some pussy and their normal war…
Odd experience
in Bi Couples ·
We've had some odd experiences, but fortunately nothing quite like that one. Damn!
Aging out
in Men Talk ·
@SexyCpl722 - You both look great at your age (our age-ish). Will you be attractive to the 25 yo super model? Probably not, but do you even have an interest in someone your kids age? Also probably not. Be friendly, open, honest, and most i…
What not to do gents
I'm with OHW wife on this topic. One last minute cancellation with a reasonable and believable excuse, OK. Twice? We're done.
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
2outdoor - "I had a red fox come in Sunday morning" Just once each, I would love to take both a bobcat and a red fox for full body mounts with a bow. Sadly to date, I've never had a fox within bow range and never seen a bobcat in daylight,…
Messaging Etiquette
@windowshopping This is about his 5th time being here with different profiles, but same pattern. Woe is me, it is tough for SMs. What can I do better? Well fuck your advise, I know better. I am better than all of you. Well fuck you all, yo…
Messaging Etiquette
@windowshopping - "He either has been uninvited due to some unacceptable behavior or he’s cheap." His online behavior is likely on par with his in-person behavior AND he cannot afford to become a lifetime member here or pay the cover charg…
Messaging Etiquette
I win! My point has been made once again. If your "point" was to stir up some forum comments, then you did indeed "win". If your "point" was to get up close and personal to real people, then you lost this game.
Messaging Etiquette
Hmm sounds like another one who "used to be here". Yes, at least his 4th or 5th iteration of a profile here, but still the same old message.
Caliente
in 3-Some ·
We love Caliente but don't care for large crowds, so we tend to avoid holiday events there. We've been to swinger Halloween house parties and smaller M&G Halloween events however and always had a blast. Swinger Halloween events are a hoot!
Newbies - Yay or Nay?
in Finding Playmates ·
VABeach - "The Mrs has had a lot of problems with newbie guys." One of our worst experiences was when the wife picked up a vanilla SM in a hotel bar where we were staying. Long story short, we took him back to the room where he & I double…
Changing your status from single to a couple
in Open Forum ·
I would suspect the best way is to click on "support", then create "new ticket". I've seen profiles change both directions so I know it can be done, but I seem to recall that admin has to do it for you.
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
We bail our hay here for our own use, but a close friend has row crops on his farm. From his patio he has backstops at 100, 250, 600, and 1000 yards. When the corn/beans are still short and he can see, he rides his SxS in a straight line f…
Long Island Hotwife for Others
in 3-Some ·
To concur with an earlier post in the thread, any SM that passed the lady's vetting and then "no showed" either had a car wreck on the way or is an idiot. Beautiful lady and well written profile LINYCPL. What you seek is clearly stated. We…
Newbies - Yay or Nay?
in Finding Playmates ·
We generally avoid noobs due to too much potential for drama. Yes we were all noobs once upon a time and thankfully some good folks brought us along the path. Years ago, we were glad to be the "good folks" helping noobs along as well, but…
TSA says pack things that buzz in your carry on
in Open Forum ·
My name was paged while we were making a flight connection home from FL to come to gate XX. When I got there, they took me down out on the tarmac due to a "problem with our luggage". Yes indeed, the wife's bag was "buzzing". There were sev…
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
"It's hard to get real excited if you are sweating in the stand" Shorts weather is dove season. Deer season does not start for me until coat season. Yes I've hunted in Africa in hot weather, but that is a different thing than her on my own…
Chickens/ gardens/ canning/ etc
in Open Forum ·
"Now just to figure out what all I wanna add to the soil so it grows better next year." We use horse manure on our garden and it seems to work really well. Put down a thin layer in the fall so it weathers over, then disc it in sometime ove…
Would you class yourself as a nudist?
in Open Forum ·
As a few here can confirm, our primary home is VERY private. We have naked pool time of course, but also nude lawn mowing, nude hay cutting, nude bush hogging, nude gun range shooting, nude hiking, nude feeding of horses, and nude "working…
Would you class yourself as a nudist?
in Open Forum ·
Caliente has naked tennis as well.
Would you class yourself as a nudist?
in Open Forum ·
I don;t know if this still happens as we are not there often like in the past, but there is/was a bowling alley just outside of Paradise Lakes and they occasionally held "Nude Bowling" evenings there.
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
I've always been an 870 guy since I got my first one at age 14 or 15, but yes from everything I've seen, the Mossberg is equally as reliable. As MCC said, not as "stylish" perhaps or as well known and popular, but the Mossy has no problem…
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
"I need to get a couple bales of straw" Black Hole bow targets FTW!!!! About $70 at any big box sporting goods store and they last forever if you keep the broadheads to a minimum and practice with field tips. Easy to store, easy to move ar…
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
@MAYHEM - "It's one of the reasons I don't bother with wild turkeys, which have over populated our area". Pop out the breasts (the rest is trash), brine them for 24 hours, season with Mrs Dash or some other favorite seasoning, cook in the…
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
@mayhem - " From what I hear, they are just as tasty as domesticated pork.........If they start becoming invasive, I can see that law changing." The ones I've tasted were fairly gamey and not comparable to domestic hogs. Not awful, but not…
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
I had no idea they have wild hogs in HI. It is one of the two states we have not visited (which we need to fix). That might make a fun excursion one day of the trip when we do make it down there! And on the hog hunting topic, there are pla…
How many states/countries have you had sex in?
in Open Forum ·
40+ states and 20+ countries for us. I traveled for business over 30 years. The wife has been to most, not all but most, locations with me at least once.
Kik
in First Contact ·
Wayne you are missing the point of where this thread has drifted sir. I'm talking about (as are others) about real time messages when meeting people. Not asking for "airfare to fly to you next month". Yes that latter can be easily done her…
Kik
in First Contact ·
And what exactly will SLS do if "bad things" happen that were instigated through SLS channels? The only tool they have is a member ban, and that is IF they can determine who is right after the "he said / she said" argument settles out from…
Kik
in First Contact ·
^^^^ excellent post ^^^^
Kik
in First Contact ·
If and/or when we get comfortable enough with a couple or single after communicating here, we will exchange cell numbers. If somehow we completely misjudged the person(s) and they are assholes or not what they appeared to be, it's pretty s…
What not to do gents
Anyone who reads just the first sentence or two of our profile should know we are not in FL now. Regardless, we have just received the second message today from a guy "visiting Venice" (nearly two hours from Caliente) wanting to play today…
Please attack us but its true
in Open Forum ·
"Some folks need to work to achieve that status, others just naturally fit that category" Quoted. For. Truth.
First dates and fucking
in First Contact ·
We generally do not have enough free nights for multiple dates. We go with no expectations, but if everyone hits it off, we are GTG that first night. We have no problem if we are not for them, nor any problem saying "we are not feeling a g…
Would you class yourself as a nudist?
in Open Forum ·
Our primary home is very rural and private sitting in the middle of 30+ acres. When I'm not traveling for business, I work from a home office. Unless one of us has to go to town for an errand or something, this time of year we may often go…
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
MCC - "Can* not does* and since I've personally seen it happen with my own long range stuff, yes it can happen" I'll grant you it "can", but that is entirely related to barrel harmonics. Similar to "floating a barrel", changing the muzzle…
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
MCC - Quality* suppressors don't just help with the noise, they can increase accuracy That is absolute total bullshit. Wherever you heard that one from, you should ignore the advice.
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
^^^^THIS^^^^ Then suppressors will become common (like they are in most of non-gun friendly Europe and elsewhere). Prices will drop significantly and guys like me will be making them at home on hobby lathes. I could argue the entire list o…
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
I thought CA had banned all NFA stuff?
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
PS on laws - I got an email today from Safari Club International they have started a lawsuit on suppressors. I know NRA, GOA, FPC, and whatever other groups I'm in are all doing the same.
So who is hunting? Who is shooting?
in Open Forum ·
With any luck, we will get suppressors off the NFA list by January, but yes, ^^^^THIS^^^. no more $200 tax on cans.