Odd experience

I’ve not experienced that but I’m not surprised.

Oh that’s gross

Kind of odd but also gross. We had met a nice good-looking couple for dinner one evening. All went well and we got together at their place about a week later. Things started out as to be expected with drinks and small talk before moving to their bedroom. When we get in there, he hooks his wife up to a overhead bar with chains after she puts on a corset looking outfit with a large head vibrator attached that was running on her pussy. She starts squirting like crazy. I mean gallons and tells me she can do that for a long time. It is getting all over the tile floor that I have to walk on. Next, he and my wife start playing a bit and the moment he took off his shirt the room immediately filled with really bad BO. So, fucking gross. We left immediately! The next day our laundry basket stunk of his BO. She threw out her outfit from that evening it was that bad. No indicator of it until his shirt came off.

"wife said he was hung like a small bird"

You got to see the girls a bit and your wife dodged a (reportedly very small) bullet.

Not all was lost! Cross that couple off the repeat list and move onward.

My take it was their first rodeo and lied about their experiences. All good because as my wife said he was hung like a small bird.

B and R looking at you both how is that even possible ? at the very least stick around and enjoy watching the girls, no conversation with them afterwards ? curious about their reasoning and rudeness.

we were at a party. There were about 5 couples. when it came time to get naked everyone was in and paired off. I heard a guy doing the dirty talk "you like my dick?" kind of talk. All of a sudden I could hear him cumming. Then he started calling out his wife's name. She was busy getting fucked and having fun. SHe said I'm over here and you could here the pleasure she was getting from the guy fucking her. The husband yelled get your fucking clothes on we are leaving. She did, they left and everyone was like WTF was that. Then we got back to fucking.

Turns out it was their 1st party. After he blew his load he couldn't take knowing she was getting fucked. The host told us they would not be coming to anymore parties.

We've had some odd experiences, but fortunately nothing quite like that one. Damn!

We talked to a couple here and thought we vetted them to ensure we were all on the same page. We met and did the dance and ended up at a local hotel we booked. We all got naked and then weirdness happened, the girls started to play and all the husband did was grab a chair and started to jack off. Totally fine with that but he blew his load in two minutes and got up got dressed and they both left, literally three minutes into the session. Clearly we were like WTF and we laughed it off had sex and went home. Anyone else have a weird experience like this?