Special Perpose - The Jerk (Movie)
Penis pronunciation
MelvinBoinksterVeteran
Bensalem, PA, Us
Biggus Dickus - Monty Python
vabeachcouple33Veteran
Windermere, FL, Us
That's a re-hash from the first movie.
This Is Spinal Tap II movie. Pink Torpedo
Bi-polar. It gets happy in short durations and is mostly on a downer.
Autopilot. As in the movie AirPlane
I think of Burt Reynolds on Cannonball Run. The Hispanic gentleman seated next to him says, "Do you like Penis..." (Peanuts said with a heavy spanish accent). I always laff when asked, If I would like some peanuts.
Forfunin205Veteran
Birmingham, AL, Us
Pump-action yogurt rifle
bridgetenderVeteran
New Orleans, LA, Us
Flashbacks of Burgess Meredith in Grumpy Old Men.
BT
windowShopping7Veteran
Stamford, CT, Us
Big bologna pony, giddy up!
travelers122227Regular
Land O Lakes, FL, Us
It's twoo, it's twoo!
sorillo1000Veteran
Fresno, CA, Us
Schnitzengruben
vabeachcouple33Veteran
Windermere, FL, Us
Tom Green - Pet names for genitalia
(To the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel)
Mutton dagger, Old blind Bob,
Hanging Johnny, Fishing rod,
Tally wacker, Pocket rocket,
One eyed trouser trout,
Ding dong, Ankle spanker,
Pork sword, Engine cranker,
Hairy hot dog, Davy Cockett,
LET THEM ALL HANG OUT!
CHORUS-
Pet names for genitalia,
You know the girls think of 'em,
And you gotta love 'em!
Pet names for genitalia,
Theres always something silly
About little Willy!
Wang, Wahzoo,
Weenie wacker,
Pecker, Pee Pee,
Kidney cracker,
Heat seeking moisture missile,
Giggle stick, Love whistle,
Tube stick, Uncle Dick,
THIS IS GETTING REALLY SICK!
I'm not through, There's ONE more,
PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR!
sorillo1000Veteran
Fresno, CA, Us
4 inch ThunderCock of Doom
GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us
Dammit.
I'm never ordering Number 2; over easy with sausages again.
travelers122227Regular
Land O Lakes, FL, Us
On a related side note, you can say "saucy jizz" or "sausages" and no one will know the difference ;-)
windowShopping7Veteran
Stamford, CT, Us
I know that I’m stating the obvious but Good you’re funnier than an AI beaver.
GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us
Nope, I'm not touching that. I'm leaving the spooner sauce cooter shooter in spooner's hands.
He's best qualified to work it out.
windowShopping7Veteran
Stamford, CT, Us
I’m sure there are gherkins that are quite juicy.
BT: expand thu mind
bridgetenderVeteran
New Orleans, LA, Us
Any name with Cooter Shooter in it is a little limiting, dontcha think?
BT
spoonerpaRegular
Worthington, PA, Us
The question is does the size impact the volume of the spooner cooter shooter sauce? LOL
windowShopping7Veteran
Stamford, CT, Us
I think a limerick is in order Good. An ode to Spooner’s saucy cooter shooter?
GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us
I drew the line at spooner sauce cooter shooter.
windowShopping7Veteran
Stamford, CT, Us
You have quite a way with words Good
GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us
I was expecting something more along the lines of spooner sauce shooter from you.
Ladies might prefer a good shooter over a little pickle tickle.