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Actually looking like your pics

in Getting Started ·

I don't have time-of-day for the pics people post … if a guy wants me to take him seriously, he can write my name on a piece of paper and snap a selfie holding the note. It's a great way to screen out the poseurs and pretenders.

Females that squirt

in Women Talk ·

Rabbit … what can I say, you're just wrong. If you want to argue your point based upon what you have read, vs my personal experience these last many years, that's fine but if you want to believe that a mother of six does not know what pee…

Call us?

in Swinger Advice ·

Quote: Now damnit.. Did I not just say that I was "happy with my ignorance"... Now there you go and fuck it all up. Oooooops, my bad … I should have told you to cover your eyes! LOL

Call us?

in Swinger Advice ·

As it happens, I can answer the, "what can a person do with your cell #" question … hubby is retired. He spent his career in federal law enforcement and then established a highly successful investigative agency, specializing in financial c…

Females that squirt

in Women Talk ·

I always go pee before the party starts. I squirt voluminously …. the "pee argument" is simply stupid. The fact that it does not look like pee (it's milky), it doesn't smell like pee, and it doesn't feel like pee (it's slippery) notwithsta…

Call us?

in Swinger Advice ·

I might call them, using *67 to block my number, but I would never text anyone as I know of no way to keep them from knowing my cell number. It ALWAYS sends up all kinds of flags when guys push me to communicate with them by KIK, or Text,…

Well endowed

in Swinger Advice ·

I think "Hung" is very subjective. To me, a guy with anything thick over about 8" can legitimately claim that. I know this for sure … NONE of the wives tales can be counted on for guidance. Feet, Hands, Height, Adam's Apple … whatever, you…

Well endowed

in Swinger Advice ·

Regarding the squirt related replies, I've known several guys who claimed to be able to make any woman squirt. I cannot speak for "any woman," but they've all made me squirt like a garden hose, and they all used their fingers exactly the s…

We give up!!

in Swinger Advice ·

Oh Lord yes, I can relate. My profile is absolutely as specific as it is explicit insofar as what I am looking for and what I expect from guys who have it and want me to take them seriously, but I still get the emails you describe. Frankly…

Too tight - this is not for men to answer- Women only.

in Women Talk ·

For me, I think part of it must be physical … I'm not overweight, but nobody ever called me petite. I'm Norwegian, all hips and boobs, so I suppose I'm built for big ones. Like my profile makes clear, my only interest is well endowed guys,…

She says 'I don't orgasm'. I'm perplexed

in Swinger Advice ·

NCal … "She plays its not about how long a man stays hard its all about you being the goddess and the man making sex all about your pleasure just the way you like it. This is what swinging was all about until 2006 when single men got invol…

Perfect club

in Women Talk ·

GGMM … I wish you were closer. You seem like a very normal, rational person., If you are going to be in the Knoxville are, on a Saturday night, let me know. I have certs from all the local hosts, and they extend me courtesies … just let me…

Does anybody really want to play?

in Getting Started ·

First, let me suggest that you looks at my profile … I have CERTS from everyone who hosts parties here because I always show up to play. I party every Saturday night, so I think I understand this game pretty well, especially since we had B…

Hoping for first pussy eating.

in Women Talk ·

I'm sorry that I cannot be more help as I am not Bi, and hubby doesn't play. All I can tell you is that guys tell me I have no odor, and my husband believes that an odor has to be a sign of something wrong.

Perfect club

in Women Talk ·

It's amazing … you post for women's input and that NutCal character just blathers right on with the same bullshit he always posts. It's simple … if you're a guy older than I am, you are LONG out of the game and if you're not as old as I am…

Help! I can't cum!

in Women Talk ·

Like she said, ignore the "advice" from men … just look at how many posts he has made. He gets off on reading his own trash. It may be a good time to see your GYN … I have been "on the patch" for many years (I'm older than you are) but it…

Love much younger guys

in Women Talk ·

It never ceases to amaze me … you simply asked if there are other women who like younger guys and the responses … I have a headache! I am in a narrow niche … I am not looking for ANYTHING from a guy but recreational sex. I do NOT meet for…

She says 'I don't orgasm'. I'm perplexed

in Swinger Advice ·

I think this is actually much simpler than one would think, reading through all the responses thus far. If she wants to be with you again, she enjoyed you … that should be enough assuming that you enjoyed her too. If she doesn't reach orga…

Long blowjobs

in Women Talk ·

NCal Quote: "... all women can be fucked for an hour if the man is gentle and can stay hard that long, hell they love a long gentle fuck that matches their sexual rhythm. Being pounded is not fun for a woman and they wont want sex for long…

Lying single men, goodbye

in Women Talk ·

I keep reading all this and wondering why. MAKE THEM TAKE A PROOF PIC THAT YOU SPECIFY. Is that so complicated. It's right there in my profile. Guys who think they would be what I am looking for, write "4 Tam" on a piece of paper and take…

Communication/Emails

in Swinger Advice ·

You send another and another and another with no reply and you do not know why you get blocked? Seriously? No reply is a reply.

Single men are the ruination of the ls!

in Swinger Advice ·

QUOTE: "Before the internet if you wanted sex with single men you went to a bar." Again, we have these generic proclamations of fact as if they are some sort of global reality. The fact is, I have had as much success picking up single men…

HWP

in Swinger Advice ·

LOL, R_N_S … Like I have said before, if I want to put in my profile that my only interest is in having sex with a giraffe, people should just accept my right to make my own choices and move right on … unless, of course, they happen to hav…

Need Serious Help

in Swinger Advice ·

Crying all day, and no makeup, but I'm going to do "live chat?" Why am I having a hard time comprehending that scenario?

HWP

in Swinger Advice ·

Height weight proportional is, to me, a total misnomer since "weight" may not correlate to body fat. For example, one of our sons in the USMC was home for Memorial Day weekend and they were discussing the height weight scale used by the US…

Single men are the ruination of the ls!

in Swinger Advice ·

Single men have not "ruined" the Lifestyle … I get really, REALLY tired of that trash, but then I get tired of all generic statements, as if they are some sort of global reality applicable to all. OK, take for example my profile … makes a…

What are couples truly looking for in a man for a threesome

in 3-Some ·

HungVet Quote: "I don’t know if what I originally said came off abrasive ..." Nope, not at all ... I was just teasing you ... that's me trying to be funny. When someone does get abrasive, I tend to do the Norwegian Viking Woman, bat-shit-c…

What are couples truly looking for in a man for a threesome

in 3-Some ·

Quote HungVet: it’s quite evident that many couples look for qualities in a single male that suit their interests and desires Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... just SMH. As my profile says, ALL I am interested is playing with guys ... of what use to me…

Females that squirt

in Women Talk ·

Quote : All science done at a University is junk science done only to get grant money. that is why you have the junk studies. The posters who claim its pee have not had sex with a woman for a very long time and have no idea at all. They ar…

Hotel party questions

in Getting Started ·

Ron and Kathy are a good source for information ... I've seen them post here for a long time. Unlike some, I think they have really been thru it all and try to be helpful. My advice would be to agree with each other that you are just going…

Females that squirt

in Women Talk ·

I squirt sometimes and, while I'm not going to argue with those who think they know something, it is not urine. We have six children ... can anyone actually believe that my husband does not know urine when it squirts in his face? We have L…

Lying single men, goodbye

in Women Talk ·

Sorillo ... I dunno about the wild monkey sex part ... that's why I had to give up my Pinto. I got a service warning from Ford that said, "No wild monkey sex in the back ... the gas tank may blow up." ; )

Lying single men, goodbye

in Women Talk ·

You guys always crack me up! You mention the Pinto ... I had a Pinto in the late 70's I guess. It was a kind of copper color with the back hatch like a solid pane of glass. It was by far and away the nicest car I had ever had at that time,…

Lying single men, goodbye

in Women Talk ·

It's a shame that all you guys that I always see on here are so far away ... the Exotic Desires Social Club is having a hotel party in Sweetwater TN this Saturday (May 5th) that promises to be quite an event ... I always get totally off-th…

Lying single men, goodbye

in Women Talk ·

You guys have the nerve to stick your damn tongues out at me?!?! You best be careful, I know exactly how to deal with "assault with a friendly weapon!" ; )

Lying single men, goodbye

in Women Talk ·

Steve Miller Band ... the Joker, except it is "pompitous of love." There is actually no such word, other than the fact that they used it in that song.

Lying single men, goodbye

in Women Talk ·

Just as a generic comment, for those who may not have enough experience with this whole LifeStyle thing to feel confident, DO NOT let anyone presume to define things for you. NOBODY has any basis to presume to tell you what the swinging li…

Lying single men, goodbye

in Women Talk ·

Just a comment about texting ... It always amazes me that some knucklehead I don't know, and never had any communications with, will reach out to me asking me to text them at [their number]. First, for them to send me, the crazy murderous…

Lying single men, goodbye

in Women Talk ·

NCal Quote: "All the bullshit that you ladies are going through with single men can be solved by having then call you before meeting. the real ones call and when flirting with them over the phone you can tell if they are work meeting or no…

introductions?

in Getting Started ·

It always seems to me that "secrecy" is more a good sign than a bad sign. Specifically, "Jim" who uses carefully cropped pics is, in my experience, more likely to be real than James Hollingsworth who has a bunch of pics including his face.…

Lying single men, goodbye

in Women Talk ·

It is very difficult to wade through the BS ... that's for sure ... but if your only interest is single men, you have little choice but to wade thru it the best you can do. My solution, which has been pretty successful, is to require verif…

Completely new. Best way to get started?

in Getting Started ·

Lady N Tramp Quote: Might I suggest that maybe one weekend we all could hook up for dinner somewhere just for the purpose of sharing a few laughs and a lot of information? L-n-T are well known to these forums. They have poured a ton of tim…

Completely new. Best way to get started?

in Getting Started ·

Lady N Tramp Quote: Might I suggest that maybe one weekend we all could hook up for dinner somewhere just for the purpose of sharing a few laughs and a lot of information? L-n-T are well known to these forums. They have poured a ton of tim…

playing separately

in Swinger Advice ·

I never, ever play with anyone without my husband right there. He doesn't play and he isn't one of those people who gets off on watching ... he looks out for me. It could be big safety/psycho issues, or just making sure that the guy behind…

Couples: Do you save anything for each other only?

in Getting Started ·

Yes ... in the world of recreational sex, I would never have intercourse without a condom. I also do not kiss other men, which admittedly makes no sense, but when it comes to ground rules, they don't have to make sense. The other things ar…

LS Lessons I've Learned

in Getting Started ·

QUOTE MAYHEM: "For example, you may not think "kissing" is an issue considering the person you're with may be fine with sex. We have learned otherwise. Got an angry next day email from a couple about how I "crossed a line" with kissing. Mi…

He Plays she does not

in Getting Started ·

Hi Mayhem8 - always nice to see your posts. I'm glad you mentioned the GYN possibility ... most women have no idea how inexpensive it is to screen for hormone related issues and address them ... my GYN saved me a ton of money when he recom…

He Plays she does not

in Getting Started ·

Lord, I posted before reading some of the other suggestions ... I don't know what to tell you but altogether too many of the people on here offering suggestions are ridiculous beyond all redemption. Specifically, since you say that your wi…

He Plays she does not

in Getting Started ·

As you might imagine, when I first saw this thread, I misread it as directed specifically to me! As I often comment, when I attended my first swingers event, we had to rub sticks together to fire up the Bar-B-Q. First and foremost, I would…

Best way to cut weight?

in Fitness ·

I'm not going to question any particular post but I will say, do the math. A pound of fat is 3500 calories ... undisputed fact. For every pound of fat you actually lose, you must burn off 3500 calories more than you consumed ... undisputed…

BMI

in Fitness ·

BMI is a general concept of convenience that can be totally ludicrous. Using a BMI calculator, my husband is obese. Using calipers with their charts, his body fat runs about 10% these days at the very bottom of the chart ... since his arms…

? For the SM's please

in 3-Some ·

Hi PalmBeach ... Quote: Your profile is an example of a good one, & thank you for that. Also, she is quite enticing. Women like her are what keeps me interested in SLS ... Thank you for the compliments. Just so you know (since you wrote th…

? For the SM's please

in 3-Some ·

QUOTE: "The sorting out process would be a lot faster if people would be honest up front about what it is that they want." I agree, but it doesn't help when guys don't even bother to read your profile ... and then there are the ones who re…

Feeling undesirable,aging, body

in Women Talk ·

I cannot relate to personal insecurities ... I'm tall, young, slender, beautiful, rich, intellectual ... and delusional. It's all good though ... my shrink says I should engage, and immerse myself, in whatever fantasies appeal to me! Thera…

Feeling undesirable,aging, body

in Women Talk ·

It's actually very simple ... 1) Either accept yourself as you are, find your comfort zone, and stay within it; or 2) Set out to change the things about yourself that you aren't happy with In any event, I am sorry you are struggling with t…

? For the SM's please

in 3-Some ·

We have had so many guys report the same thing. Lots of predatory gay guys out there masquerading as a couple.

What's your WOD (workout of the day)

in Fitness ·

One other thing for the younger guys here ... hubby has offered this advice to a lot of them. It's hard to stand out at 20 ... most guys look good, but when you keep it til 40, look around. Most guys are a flabby mess, but there are LOTS o…

What's your WOD (workout of the day)

in Fitness ·

We are dedicated gym rats, working out 7 times a week on a 5 day schedule, and living on low carb high protein diet. Anyone into exercise knows there is no such thing as a muscle that pushes ... they all contract, but the movement can be p…

Latest received or given Blow Job

in Open Forum ·

Hubby ... This morning Play Mates other than hubby ... Play Date last Monday ... 2004 Adult Theater, Lexington, KY Glory Hole BJs ... Last Saturday Night ... Adult World, Caryville, TN

What are couples truly looking for in a man for a threesome

in 3-Some ·

It's mostly a "size matters" sort of thing ... charming, witty, fun guys are wonderful but I'm not looking for any sort of relationship. There's no romance or seduction involved for me ... just not looking for anything along that line. On…

? For the SM's please

in 3-Some ·

Wow VL ... I think I know your guy ... different names and faces, but the very same guy at heart. Still, I handle communications ... since this isn't "hubby's thing," I try to leave him out of that part of it. I'm nothing if not REALLY cle…