LS Lessons I've Learned

Good topic. I'm sure that we all have "lessons learned" stories. My lessons learned culminate in a single word of advice, "be careful and don't believe everything that you read".

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Just starting out...give me all the tips and tricks and ladies! ??

I’m doin’ mighty fine. Lady and I were just talking about you guys and hoping those ‘naders weren’t creating too much havoc down there in Camelot.

We were also talking about how we need to get back over your way and get some of that “out of this world” eating!

(Would love to take some time and visit a few of the restaurants as well) 8^O

Tramp

TRAMPY!!!!

How YOU doin’ baby?

~rabbit~

LS Lesson No. 49:

There is rarely an excuse for poor behavior, but always a reason. True in the LS...true elsewhere as well.

Tramp

Yeah, I’m kinda surprised and not surprised. Had I not had my 17 year old with me, I might have explored a dispensary, but only as a curiosity. I’m not a partaker. Not that there’s anything wrong with being one.

LS Lesson: When your son asks you about your marijuana use as a kid, never suggest that he talk to his mom (your ex) because she was a huge pothead in college. Even if it’s the truth, the truth ain’t worth the negative sanctions. Teeheeheee!

BT

Bridgetender... just drove through Massachusetts on motorcycle trip... they have billboards all over the place advertising the new legal status... lots of subliminal messaging going on! lol

Hello m’Lady! Hello m’Honey! Hello m’Ragtime Gal!

Life is wonderful in my neck of the nape! When are you and the Tramp going to be gracing us with your presence/presents??

BT

Well shiver me tinders...ummmm or something like that. If it’s not my old friend BT. Still spreading his wisdom in these here old forums. How are you handsome?

~lady~

Sorry folks... Kinda tough to live in the SLS moment when you’re tooling around New England, looking at colleges.

Did y’all know that they legalized recreational mj in MA?

BT

I was hoping if I was remiss that BT might show up and grace is with his quick wit.

~rabbit ~

Rabbit,

Really?!? I confess that I’m disappointed in you.

You couldn’t work a “pussy” pun into that joke? :-)

Schrödinger's Theory of swinging.

The woman is simultaneously sexy and too ugly to fuck until the lame email proposition is either accepted or rejected.

~rabbit ~

More of a life lesson than just an LS one, you can't reason with unreasonable people.

Lesson No. 7:

I see

LS Lesson No. 48:

A secret is only a secret...until it ain’t.

Nuff said?

Tramp

If that’s all it takes to draw you and your lovely bride back to the fora, I’ll agree with him more often.

Hell, if it will get you two to come to NOLA, I’ll even join the flat earth society!

~Scamp

It’s a strange, strange world we live in these days Tramp.

LS Lesson No. 47:

“Never say never...”

I drop by after a few months and what is the first thing ole Tramp sees? Scamp, agreeing with Andrew.

Time to go pour a cup of coffee, light a cigar, and stare at the eastern skies...

Tramp

Oh shit I thought this was the name game thread.

Zac Efron!

Ed Zachary!

BT

It’s just a weird plot twist. You think you have someone figured out and they throw you for a loop.

...at times, crazy as a loon, but noble as fuck too... Not a bad combination. Go figure.

BT