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MandC, You guys are going to the wrong places. You should come camp with us
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MandC, You guys are going to the wrong places. You should come camp with us
Although we prefer to play as a couple, there are occasions when we would play separate. For example, there are a few ladies that I am very fond of. One shows up at camp maybe 3 times per season. The 3 of us will get high, then me and lady…
The Mrs really enjoys sucking cock. And she doesn't mind, sometimes really enjoys a load in her mouth. But she gets so wet and horny, that she wants that cock that she got nice and hard in her pussy. Like Mayhem, I rarely cum from a BJ alo…
Yes, when you are close ask her where she wants you to cum. If you ask my wife at the beginning, you will get a totally different answer than if it's in the moment. You just start fucking and ask her, my wife may say, "Just fuck me." Get h…
We agree with GGMM, we like to play first, get names later. In fact we have found that with many couples, of we are vanilla friends first, we are most likely to be "friend zoned" and playtime never happens. The great thing of this lifestyl…
We both like to play, in fact multiple partners if possible. Mrs love to have at least 2 cocks to play with at the same time. But some how, I end up playing more than she does at a party. When she's done, She's DONE. But she does like to c…
Overdrinking. For first time meets, In regards to those that over party, if she is way too intoxicated, we stop, and will not play with them. We don't want to be part of the drama that she wasn't in control, or had morning after regrets. D…
We do have pics and vids
First guy, laying on his back, with his ass on the edge of the bed. She climbs on top of him, face to face. He enters her. They fuck for a bit and work the position. Second guy, standing on the edge of the bed enters her doggie style. Both…
We agree with most of what was already said. Attraction is important. But attract has many facits. There is initial attraction from afar. Wow, he, she looks pretty hot. Then there is the way they carry themselves. This can either enhance t…
We tend to block those that are rude. No need to hear someone spouting off about how everyone is stupid and doing everything wrong. First, with an attitude like that, we are not hooking up with you. So, no need to keep that door open Secon…
First, we should define what an orgy is. In our opinion, an orgy needs to have 7 or more. Basically, 3couples and a single, usually a single guy. Then it is a pile of twisted bodies. People fucking, sucking, changing partners. You get the…
NewHW. Love it!!!! That could go for couples too
Certainly, MFM threesomes are fairly easy to set up, especially at a party. Similar to Mayhem, we like 3 couples and a single male. That works best. Each girl gets 4 cocks to sample, and 2 pussys. God we miss camp ??
To answer the question that is asked, no, a statue of David is not a dick pic. It is a full body nude. As previously stated, a dick pic would be just a close up of his cock, and not much else. Although she doesn't mind, and actually prefer…
And it happened again this morning.
Got contacted by 2 today. The first guy wrote a book. Check out the profile, no pics opened. BLOCK. Second guy, one liner, decent pics. But the nude one he was in front of the toilet. Didn't block him, sent a message, not looking for SMs r…
Jojo, that is the best advice I have heard in a long time!!!
That's one of the first things the Mrs looks at. If his or her fingernails are dirty, she gives me the sign, Let's move on, those fingers are not entering me. Many women have fragile Flora. The last thing she wants is a UTI. Odd thing abou…
Re: Irish We actually do prepare before meeting a couple, I would guess Mayhem does something similar. It takes us a few hours to prep. Trim my body hair, shave the fun places smooth, brush teeth, shower, she does her hair, and light makeu…
We probably would have stayed and enjoyed dinner. After that, if there is no attraction, we would have politely excused ourselves. Likely stating there was no real attraction.
We are thinking about doing a CO trip down the east coast, starting after Labor Day, and then back to Mass for Nov 1st. The plan is for 2024.
Mojo's was one of the parties. We sure miss that place. We ALWAYS found playmates there. They did allow single guys, and that was a nice way to start, or finish the night with a nice MFM for the wife.
In our area, the hosts would have a Blacklist. In fact I know they would communicate as a group of problem couples. Unfortunately only 1 of those parties still exist. Then again, it really depends on who is working the door, check in. If t…
Mayhem, it's less than 50/50 once you're 50 ;)
Sloppy. We started playing bare with couples that we have become very close to. I must say, fucking any pussy that has been creampied is way hotter than a fresh clean one. The Mrs loves the feeling of being full, and then fucked again. The…
LMK said it well. READ the profile. Don't use a "form letter". Dude, it's great that you can tell us everything in your initial message. Guess what, if we want ALL of that info, we will read your profile. Tell us (her) why you are attracte…
After playing with a few long term friends, we have explored the option of playing bare. Both of us love the way you can really feel your partner. Although I doubt we would go to Trappez and fuck 10 people each bare, we are open to playing…
LS camping is even better at a CO campground. The Mrs already knows if she is interested. We have hosted a few parties in our camper. Even had the office stop by and remind us that, " The single guy that is visiting you needs to leave in 1…
We do. Too bad they don't read our profile. She HATES body hair. So when a guy sends us a message, and we see he is very hairy, I reply back, "Thank you for the interest but we are not seeking single guys at this time." I figure to be nice…
In The People's Republic of Massachusetts, THC, CBD are both legal for recreational use. You can get weed there as well. Our gummies are THC, and of the hybrid type.
We found our favorite. The brand is Kahana, or something like that. We like the hybrid blue package. One gummy, wait an hour, sometimes two for it to kick in. I also take some Fireball. The wife likes her "swingers punch", Tito's, pineappl…
Mayhem. Keep us posted on this. We are a few years behind you, but it is inevitable that we will be going through the same BS as you are now.
We will be at Orient Village staying at Adam and Eve Feb 10 to Feb 20. Would love to run into a hot couple or two.
Ain't that the truth
We are going to SMX Feb 10 to 20. Staying at Adam and Eve near Orient Village. Hoping to meet some fun couples. If not, it's still a great place to relax.
I love to look of a large open and aroused flower.
Occasionally, the Mrs like the attention of more than 1 cock. Actually, it's more of she wants to have multiple cocks to play with. She loves sucking while fucking. So, for an SM, this is what she looks for. Be clean, showered, shaved. Fre…
We drink a lot of pineapple juice with our Tito's. Never had a complaint yet.
Fair enough.
Interesting observations. We have found in the vanilla world that smokers tend to be more flirtatious. In fact we have met lifestylers in the smoking areas while in the vanilla setting. It is also true that at larger parties, non smokers w…
Yup, it happens to us a lot. Funny thing a few years ago, we went to FL on a swing cation. We ended up at a house party. We had a smoke outside before going in. Got in, had a tour of the house, and washed up. We ended up playing with a cou…
Must be your location. We encounter very few smokers
He's worse than NutCal
I'm just guessing New and Nasty is part of this....
I use Creamo, the same stuff the Mrs uses on her pussy, and a 5 blade razor. The skin needs to be tight for it to shave really close. Best to shave a day or 2 before with a twin blade.
Probably already posted, we and Mayhem have the same strategy. Drink very little. Start playing before it's too late. Being tired is just as bad as too much to drink. Viagra and such will help 420 gets us horny. YMMV Have your SO near by
DTH, Thanks for quoting him. We blocked him a while ago for his "poor me" attitude.
But if they are blocking ALL single males, who cares, they aren't looking for any. That basically says don't contact us, we are not interested. It probably says something like that in their profile anyway.
Recently at a nude campground, my wife spotted a good looking single guy that was well equipped and about our age. She was definitely interested in what he had too offer. She sat across from him at the pool. She layed her towel down, and s…
The 2 things that we see a lot is Pineapples and black rings. Over 90% of those displaying either of those that we know, ARE indeed part of the pineapple brigade. We spend our summers at a nude campground. It is pretty obvious. No pineappl…
STALKER
The things that change so much when you spend your summer at a nude campground.
Yup, this summer the wife is doing it too. Just a short sundress, and shoes. But that's it. Before you know it, she'll be shopping in her club wear. Funny last week we were looking at the fish. Salmon was $14/lb. She leaned over the freeze…
Hump. Love it
Wow I can't imagine life without my beautiful wife. I would probably stay in the LS. Although I would probably continue to wear my ring on my left hand. I would also change my profile to say I was a widower, and out of respect for my wife,…
Too bad, because that's why she has it sticking out. Can someone lend a hand, please.
Watch out ladies, this is a trap
OMG this is too funny. It's like a train wreck. You know it's going to be a disaster, but you have to watch it. Ball, there is light at the end of the tunnel for you. The only issue it is an on coming train
Ok, group hug for Sorillo ;) Keep it together bud, we all love you.
Sounds like Ball is trying to host another pity party, and trying to invite as many as he can. We blocked him so we don't have to listen to him anymore. I bet when he does go to an M&G, he will complain that no one sought him out while he…
Got an interesting message this morning. Well written, but nothing specific about us. Plus he was younger than our posted preference, and he had a beard. Told him that he should have read our profile. He replied he did. Replied back, no yo…
And still same old cropped pic.Done with this looser.
R&K, sounds like someone isn't getting laid.
Ok, we will make an exception for Jessica
We recently ran into a couple where we said right away "you guys need to update you pics. You are both way better looking in person" Then there are the ones that put filters on all of the pics. It's like, hey we aren't into fucking cartoon…
We do have older pics, but the default area has them sorted by year. In fact when checking out our 2022 folder, we were damn, this is the best we have looked in the last 5 years. Cutting carbs and sugars has made a huge difference
And the sounds during reclaiming are amazing. It sounds like she is running through hot mud with flip-flops. Oh, Oh, Oh, slop, slop slop, snap, snap, snap
One fantasy we have is her getting fucked doggie style while having 2cocks in her face competing for her mouth. Since we'd like to film it, I guess we need 4 guys in total. Hell, someone needs to work the camera. Or course, she wants to sa…
We like MFM. Sometimes it's way easier to find a quality SM with a great cock, than a great couple. Besides the Mrs prefers 2cocks most of the time. She LOVES to suck cock. But even more, she really really loves to get her pussy fucked. Do…
Pussy. Bare. We love it. In a 4some, we swap wives, and creampie the other's wife. Then we reclaim our own wife's filled pussy. Reclaiming her is the best part. She often says, "Take back what's yours!!! Fuck me hard"
This year we have encountered more fakes than all of the other years combined. Lisa is a great looking girl. Although outside of you age preference, we are the real deal, but too far away as well
The wife and I actually read your profile. It needs help big time. There is a forum for better profiles, check it out. Be warned, they are very direct. But you will get some very good advice. How you use it is up to you.
I was told the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over, expecting a different result.
Re Lisa, I don't think those are young guys. They are older guys with no game. I was a young guy once, and I know that talking dirty was NOT what I was looking for :)
Re Ball, our post wasn't about you. After we posted it, we looked further down the thread and saw that you did what a lot of other guys do. With no "real" pics in a profile, how good is the profile? Don't know. If the pics suck, the profil…
We get generic C/P openers all of the time. If there is nothing specific in the initial message, we know you didn't read the profile. In fact we have a "code word" in our profile. Anyway it goes something like this "Loved your profile and…
We are staying at Adam and Eve near Orient Village. Feb 10 to 19, 2023. Hoping to run into some sexy couples
Mayhem, we often refer to the lifestyle as our hobby. The costs are minimal, we make no money at it, and it is something we like to do.
Although not the norm for us, we have gone bare when it feels right. We love the feeling of bare, and no need to change condoms when changing partners. The Mrs loves the feeling of getting filled. Plus fucking a creampie is so erotic. Very…
What you are looking for is certainly a niche market. Probably you would do better in the north east, like NYC or Boston
Not all nudist are swingers. Not all swingers are nudists. There is quite a bit of overlap though. We are both nudists and swingers. To generalize doesn't work. As with anything, people will jump to conclusions regardless. Here is what we…
We have done OK with finding good single guys. Probably one out of ten work out. The ones with no pics, or obscure pics and one line openers just get Block. No second chance here. If you can't present your self as desirable, then that's on…
Yup 4 times this morning at 0504 local time.
TFFC, you should cum to New England to play. Lots of us 50/60 something couples that play here.
Claire, nice butt :)
Yup, crapped out on us this morning. Composed and sent the message, but what was sent = "null"
Although we don't seek out single ladies, we do have a bit of success. We agree with GGMM, that using the term Unicorn is not as polite as one would think. Our success is meeting people at clubs, and house parties. Not so much at Hotel Tak…
Mayhem, you mean no shows or not a match?
NutCal. Now that's a name from the past
Sorillo has a great point
OMG is New and Nasty back? We blocked him months ago.
Well, first of all, We get along. Rarely do we even disagree. This was brought up last summer in a vanilla setting. This girl, asked us. "Do you guys ever argue?" I told her we rarely disagree. She replied, "I noticed that." She also picke…
For those profiles that say they want to be friends first, and "get to know you". We just pass them by. A 10 minute, chat is all we need to know if this is a go. It really sucks when you're at a party, chatting with a hot couple. A few hou…
For us, we like casual fucking. Sometimes we are a Fuck first, Names later. If we don't get your names, then it was probably not that good anyway. And no repeat required. Through the years of swinging, we have developed casual relationship…
Sorry we missed it.
@Travelers. Thanks, my fucking keyboard is covered in coffee.
I hope she was clean before going out. But you never know. Yuk
My son is in his 20s, he doesn't swing, yet. Anyway they go to a lot of vanilla parties. He has a buddy that while talking to a girl will ask if she likes her asshole licked. He will ask the question loud enough for others to hear. Typical…
But seriously folks. Last weekend we went to a house party. ~120 people there. The orgy room had, at it's height,5 couples. That was it. 2 of the couples were doing just a 4way swap/play. Us and 2 other couples were in orgy mode. Where IDK…