[quote=fraunhubby68]Windowshopping: We think those sandals are for swinger wife tracking. Follow the trail in the sand to bliss and a sexy wife![/quote]You may have to walk backwards to make your point. You could also take up sand sculpture ; )
Windowshopping: We think those sandals are for swinger wife tracking. Follow the trail in the sand to bliss and a sexy wife!
Aquazzura makes a stiletto gold sandal with clear plexi straps and a golden pineapple on the underside.
If the wearer has her legs on the air, the pineapples are upside down.
Where did all the pineapples go ??
"I don't think grocery stores are a great pick-up spot. I was once approached by a woman in my grocery store parking lot and asked me for my number."
Hitting a woman's car in the grocery store parking lot with your shopping cart full of upside down pineapples? Way better than repeating a 2 word message and could lead to a discussion about spooner sauce..
Genius.
[quote=Goodenuff]I didn't mean to complain about SMs. Receiving another message from a guy who's 6" shorter than Mrs. G after the recent discussion about height difference in here just struck me as funny.
If she wore heels, her nipples would poke his eyes out. Maybe that's what he's hoping....?[/quote]Va would say it’s optimal for motor boating.
I tower in at 5' 6" myself. I can say that there is a bias of women against short guys but, that is just life. You learn that there isn't really anything you can do about it and go from there. It has been shown that American women prefer men who are 6' plus. I figure that the people who that have that preference are the ones missing out.
I don't think grocery stores are a great pick-up spot. I was once approached by a woman in my grocery store parking lot and asked me for my number. I was flattered but passed.
I didn't mean to complain about SMs. Receiving another message from a guy who's 6" shorter than Mrs. G after the recent discussion about height difference in here just struck me as funny.
If she wore heels, her nipples would poke his eyes out. Maybe that's what he's hoping....?
[quote=CopNkitten]"Kitten, how long have you been using the forum?"
we've had this profile since 2011, and a different name before that, which we changed to this one. my husband used to post all the time, but he got tired of the BS. now i just come in and post[/quote]and we are lucky to have your input.
This site would be too intolerable if it were only writers of bad fiction.
[quote=Goodenuff][quote=windowShopping7][quote=Goodenuff][quote=mayhem8]While not a thing for guys, a number of women seem to have issues with guys that are shorter then them, so the "Can you reach that X on the top shelf for me?" my not work all that well in reality.[/quote]I'm 4" shorter than Mrs. G without heels. More when she wears shoes with heels.
What works well in reality is that she's easy for me to keep track of when we're at parties.
She reaches the pineapples on the top shelf all by herself.[/quote]You cast a long shadow[/quote]Probably longer than the 5'-6" SM who keeps sending us 2 word messages.
We've replied a couple of times to him that we're not seeking SMs. Our profile states what may lead to our interest in a SMs- repeatedly sending the same 2 words ain't it.[/quote]Some people have no game. A friend from here once said that if you can’t cut it in the vanilla dating world then don’t expect to do well here.
So many SMs believe that it will be effortless and people here accept any behavior. It’s incredibly unsophisticated and while I’m sure some ppl are less than discriminating, plenty of others are very discerning about what is worthwhile.
[quote=windowShopping7][quote=Goodenuff][quote=mayhem8]While not a thing for guys, a number of women seem to have issues with guys that are shorter then them, so the "Can you reach that X on the top shelf for me?" my not work all that well in reality.[/quote]I'm 4" shorter than Mrs. G without heels. More when she wears shoes with heels.
What works well in reality is that she's easy for me to keep track of when we're at parties.
She reaches the pineapples on the top shelf all by herself.[/quote]You cast a long shadow[/quote]Probably longer than the 5'-6" SM who keeps sending us 2 word messages.
We've replied a couple of times to him that we're not seeking SMs. Our profile states what may lead to our interest in a SMs- repeatedly sending the same 2 words ain't it.
[quote=Goodenuff][quote=mayhem8]While not a thing for guys, a number of women seem to have issues with guys that are shorter then them, so the "Can you reach that X on the top shelf for me?" my not work all that well in reality.[/quote]I'm 4" shorter than Mrs. G without heels. More when she wears shoes with heels.
What works well in reality is that she's easy for me to keep track of when we're at parties.
She reaches the pineapples on the top shelf all by herself.[/quote]You cast a long shadow
[quote=mayhem8]While not a thing for guys, a number of women seem to have issues with guys that are shorter then them, so the "Can you reach that X on the top shelf for me?" my not work all that well in reality.[/quote]I'm 4" shorter than Mrs. G without heels. More when she wears shoes with heels.
What works well in reality is that she's easy for me to keep track of when we're at parties.
She reaches the pineapples on the top shelf all by herself.
"Kitten, how long have you been using the forum?"
we've had this profile since 2011, and a different name before that, which we changed to this one. my husband used to post all the time, but he got tired of the BS. now i just come in and post
[quote=windowShopping7]It’s common to block someone when you’ve been outed. Then….the person starts to wonder “ what might they be saying about me?” Then unblock.
The problem with lying about this sort of thing in a community, is that people know the behavior patterns of other frequent posters.[/quote]he definitely blocked me and then unblocked, because i can now see the posts of his that i couldn't earlier
[quote=CopNkitten][quote=windowShopping7][quote=CopNkitten][quote=windowShopping7][quote=CopNkitten]"This guy wears heels"
he's only 5'6" according to his profile. another reason why i call BS on his wegman adventures[/quote]Kitten that’s how he meets all the nymphomaniacs lol
He asks if they could get something from the top shelf.[/quote]hahahaha I didn't think of that approach[/quote]Lol Single Again blocked me.[/quote]i think he blocked me too lol[/quote]Kitten, how long have you been using the forum?
[quote=windowShopping7][quote=Single_again1960][quote=CopNkitten][quote=windowShopping7][quote=CopNkitten][quote=windowShopping7][quote=CopNkitten]"This guy wears heels"
he's only 5'6" according to his profile. another reason why i call BS on his wegman adventures[/quote]Kitten that’s how he meets all the nymphomaniacs lol
He asks if they could get something from the top shelf.[/quote]hahahaha I didn't think of that approach[/quote]Lol Single Again blocked me.[/quote]i think he blocked me too lol[/quote]Nope, not blocked. No reason to block someone for something this stupid, maybe you guys are just having a bad day[/quote]LIar.[/quote]You are not blocked, 100% certain of that. If you were blocked how am I able to read your post saying I blocked you and am able to access your profile? This entire thread is going nowhere
It’s common to block someone when you’ve been outed. Then….the person starts to wonder “ what might they be saying about me?” Then unblock.
The problem with lying about this sort of thing in a community, is that people know the behavior patterns of other frequent posters.
[quote=Single_again1960][quote=CopNkitten][quote=windowShopping7][quote=CopNkitten][quote=windowShopping7][quote=CopNkitten]"This guy wears heels"
he's only 5'6" according to his profile. another reason why i call BS on his wegman adventures[/quote]Kitten that’s how he meets all the nymphomaniacs lol
He asks if they could get something from the top shelf.[/quote]hahahaha I didn't think of that approach[/quote]Lol Single Again blocked me.[/quote]i think he blocked me too lol[/quote]Nope, not blocked. No reason to block someone for something this stupid, maybe you guys are just having a bad day[/quote]LIar.
[quote=mayhem8]While not a thing for guys, a number of women seem to have issues with guys that are shorter then them, so the "Can you reach that X on the top shelf for me?" my not work all that well in reality.[/quote]I do not have a problem with short guys. I do have a problem with creepers in supermarkets. I definitely have a problem, with fabulists selling their prevarications to real people, and believing that we will tolerate their fantasizing.
This is a good reason why women should make use if delivery service where available.
[quote=CopNkitten][quote=windowShopping7][quote=CopNkitten][quote=windowShopping7][quote=CopNkitten]"This guy wears heels"
he's only 5'6" according to his profile. another reason why i call BS on his wegman adventures[/quote]Kitten that’s how he meets all the nymphomaniacs lol
He asks if they could get something from the top shelf.[/quote]hahahaha I didn't think of that approach[/quote]Lol Single Again blocked me.[/quote]i think he blocked me too lol[/quote]Nope, not blocked. No reason to block someone for something this stupid, maybe you guys are just having a bad day
[quote=windowShopping7][quote=CopNkitten][quote=windowShopping7][quote=CopNkitten]"This guy wears heels"
he's only 5'6" according to his profile. another reason why i call BS on his wegman adventures[/quote]Kitten that’s how he meets all the nymphomaniacs lol
He asks if they could get something from the top shelf.[/quote]hahahaha I didn't think of that approach[/quote]Lol Single Again blocked me.[/quote]i think he blocked me too lol
[quote=mayhem8]While not a thing for guys, a number of women seem to have issues with guys that are shorter then them, so the "Can you reach that X on the top shelf for me?" my not work all that well in reality.[/quote]You are correct that a lot of women don't like short guys, nothing us short guys can do about it, it's something we were born with and have to accept. Not all of us guys are the Fabio type, all we can do is accept the fact that our height affects the way a lot of people look at us
Being short is even a hinderence in business, for some reason tall guys are preceived to be a better manager or smarter, a lot more opportunities for a taller guy. I've dealt with this all my life, wish I was taller but I'm not and accept it. I try to make up for being short by being personable, friendly and being able to start a conversation with a total stranger
As for the top shelf thing....never thought of that, might have to try it sometime but I doubt it would work. What does work is when a female sees me struggling to reach a top shelf item and offers to get it down for me, always a good ice breaker and good for a laugh
While not a thing for guys, a number of women seem to have issues with guys that are shorter then them, so the "Can you reach that X on the top shelf for me?" my not work all that well in reality.
[quote=CopNkitten][quote=windowShopping7][quote=CopNkitten]"This guy wears heels"
he's only 5'6" according to his profile. another reason why i call BS on his wegman adventures[/quote]Kitten that’s how he meets all the nymphomaniacs lol
He asks if they could get something from the top shelf.[/quote]hahahaha I didn't think of that approach[/quote]Lol Single Again blocked me.
