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Thank you Mayhem, yes, it will be a long recovery, very long. No lifting for 6 weeks and nothing of any significance for 4 months (20lbs), then increases can be made over time. They removed a lot of tissue. The cath should be able to be re…
Prep in 27 minutes. ~Allen
“ It was a breath of fresh air reading your profile.” Woah, wait a minute, I just stepped in something. ~Allen
Thanks Mayhem, yeah, it sucks, I just have to make sure (34) 12ft sheets of drywall get hung this weekend because I am uncertain of my lifting restrictions after; I imagine no lifting of anything significance for several months. ~Allen
FYI: Had my annual check up. I’m kinda down about the results. I did my pre-op, ekg and today was the phone call to seal the deal with anesthesia. They’re putting me under in 8 days, will be bed ridden for about a week and have a catheter.…
Hamburgers in a profile is a big turn off and a hard pass. ~Allen
“ SPOON!” Okay, only because you’re so demanding! :-P ~Allen
“ Handsome, I believe in reciprocity ” Sexy, do whatever pleases you. ~Allen
Why waste time on those you don’t or won’t click with and crying about it on the forums? There must be someone the OP is visually wanting but can’t have in writing…..lol ~Allen
“ it's a very large clit” So I’m sitting here in my vehicle, eating my lunch and…….. Didn’t realize just how difficult it is to retrieve a jello cup amount of jello from the compartment under the door grab bar. ~Allen
“ The only ring I've seen on a cock, is a cock ring” I saw a sexy pair of lips giving a cock a full body massage once. ~Allen
We enjoy mfm and I enjoy her enjoying herself as much as we enjoy couples. Before we shrunk our certs down to a singular, we had about a dozen cert; SM certs were 3/1 and it never kept couples from reaching out; it may have had something t…
Another site we use, found just now: “ Tell others about yourself: UPDATE: We are not bed hoppers and will not meet you after 5 minutes of chatting or even the same day.” lololololololololololol!!!!!! ~Allen
Mayhem isn’t reading those groups incorrect. We like those we can call up, have a nice evening with dinner, a movie, a day at a show or fair, a cookout by the pool and even the strip club or lifestyle club. We only do those activities out…
Yeah, and your guy is right about eventually meeting; spotted my guy at a club and put him in his place to the point we never heard tale of him again but never been much of a pussy to cry to the community about it.
This thread has taken a hilarious twist with statements coming from one party that has a 20 year old picture of his wife’s ass and no new certs for going on 12 years and another party that has multiple dated pictures and an age in the prof…
We aren’t bed hoppers; we prefer everyone in one large bed, it helps to keep from going bed to bed. lol Seriously though…….. We are “selective” and if we like those with us, we’re also a “where the chips may fall” people; we don’t need a b…
“ Handsome, I believe in reciprocity ” Shhhh, let youself enjoy me. ~Allen
Poor Mrs. Wiggles, Now I’m going to be sad and angry all weekend. I was reminiscing about eating pussy this morning. And last night. And the day before that. And the day before that…and so forth. I love to go down on a woman and if I could…
Last night. Over 2 hours of giving foreplay, cleaning her up as she came along. ~Allen
OP: Short story of how it began; I have always remained friends with my ex lover and my missus always heard stories of her, ranging from education to employment to a recent (then) hard time of her parents passing months apart. They started…
Since there have been 234 views and no one “man up”, let me be the first. Yes., the biggest question is can it work? Yes, with the right combination of wife and ex lover. We have had numerous, threesomes with her over the years. ~Allen
“ Some actually seem like they think they are owed some sort of justification.” Some have just a plain ol’ melt down. ~Allen
OP: No. ~Allen
We are both switches at times. I love when lying down and Mrs. 888 pulls my head hair hard and forces my face between her legs while queening my face, she is usually bent over my lower torso while, reaching behind while she is cupping, sla…
Now we have a guy comparing a reproductive organ to a mammary gland as equals, but giving the past particular obtuse comparisons, I’m not surprised. ~Allen
“ The chip shortage is a result of the COVID-19 pandemic, which increased demand for the personal electronics such as…….” The latest word is that Biden is passing a law to help eliminate the chip shortage; he says that since there is a sho…
I get them about 3 times weekly. If I could only find a way to choke them through the phone. ~Allen
I’m more concerned for GGMM answering that dood’s question over and over through three profile cycles and not remembering him; although, bless her heart, she is 95. ~Allen
VA is referring to the scam calls that use spoofing to your local exchange. ~Allen
“ I’m still trying to understand the creativity behind your profile name after all this time. ‘888eatme888’ hmm.” Funny you mention this yet once again; you’re 3/3 on asking and being told the female half of our couple created it for the 3…
“ What’s to argue 888eatme888? If you’re saying to single males that bringing a female will better their chances, then them playing solo puts them at a disadvantage.” Oh, I’m saying no such thing and I’m definitely not arguing, just like t…
“ Arguing with a forum never does one any favors.” 3rd profile and still presenting the same argument 2 new profiles later; that is the definition of insanity and it makes me wonder why hasn’t anyone else caught on……… ~Allen
Seems like that vet single male is back. Names may change but the constants remain the same. ~Allen
“ What is the male perspective on this issue?” You bitch! Oh no you didn’t just cancel on me! And to think I shaved my balls for this……….. :-D ~Allen
OHC: Because you prefer bareback and don’t require it, so they assume you are open to “safe” play. ~Allen
(2) 18x17 rooms with plaster and wood lathe cleared out and carried down from the 2nd floor in 5 gallon buckets, 2 buckets at a time. 15CU YDS of plaster cement, approximately 20,000 lbs @ approx 60lbs each bucket. ~Allen
“ as long as it is not granny panties” It’s what’s on the inside that counts. :-D ~Allen
Relax, let me please you. ~Allen
You’re welcome. :-) ~Allen
But…….. But…….. You’ll let a complete stranger you just met at a gathering put your cock in their mouth and all the while, they’re slobbering and spitting all over it ……. :-D ~Allen
“ I know this is a sex site” Well damn, okay, who told him?
“ I am looking for anybody to give my profile critiques” OP: We have single males blocked and since SLS found it necessary to automatically apply backwards filtering, there is no way in hell I’m opening it to get swamped with utterly worth…
“ messaging people on this site is about as pleasant as squirting lime on a paper cut” I laughed out loud on that one! :-D ~Allen
“ Depends on the hardware.” I especially like the chain set that ties both nipples to the hood. ~Allen
Destin: Condolences for you wasting all that time replying with a complete miss-take on an -“analogy”.that wasn’t anything to do with economics, but rather intelligence. ~Allen
LCMIM: agree. On a side note: We don’t have face pictures in our public folder because we don’t want stupid know it all people who drive oil burners and lawn mowers who have not an ounce of discretion to know what we look like. ~Allen
Some states only give the right 3 foot to non motorized transportation, anything over that is not a show for right but a show of disregard of law. ~Allen
“ 888, isn’t that what was just said?” No. ~Allen
Explicit consent to join is not to be confused with explicit consent to interact with nor is it elicit, regardless of club rules; without assuming, always get permission to go further than accompanying someone to a room. ~Allen
Twork - Rubi Rose https://youtu.be/rRpjvb9bYNE ~Allen
Bitch 1: With all these great website updates, age doesn’t auto update yet. Bitch 2: Instantly,being 51 just fucking sucks. Bitch 3: I went into my pre-COVID 19 “office” to get my mail, only to realize the last time I was in my office to c…
I haven’t worn a wedding ring in 20 years and it has never been an issue with anyone that I don’t wear one. ~Allen
“we would adjust it to, the way light shines thru a glass filled with ice & vodka, and a wedge of lime.“ As would we, diet Cranberry Ginger Ale and Vodka over crushed ice, shaken not stirred, adds a just right amount of little carbonated s…
OP: Head over to the “Better Profiles” forum and post up; your profile needs worked on; to me, it reads full of uncertainty. ~Allen
Being serious not so serious. :-)
……………… and no new meltdowns over it, imagine that. ~Allen
“ Let's say you are talking to a person who just last weekend swapped. Would they not be a viable couple in your view?” It’s not without flaws. ~Allen
Thank you!
We did before the big 3 happened; the pandemic, Mrs. 888’s 3 spinal surgeries (metal rods, bone grafting and fusion) along with my, 8 in 2 years so far, maxillofacial surgeries for corrective and reconstructive bone grafting with metal pla…
Well said, over the years, we have passed on ALOT of couples due to our own experience of them seeking a female so badly that they will often use a couple to try to get a female out of it. The missus can spot that coming a mile away. ~Allen
Does the whole title fit in the header? I haven’t taken notice to see if maybe it gets cut off. Edit: I see Default, Default Private Gallery and Locked; those fit with no cut off or word wrap. ~Allen
Show me the top of her head, that’s all I need to see, but if she’s missing any hair, fuck her………. From behind, pull the rest and work with what she’s got left. :-) ~Allen
If she had no shards or would have pulled both plates out, I would have let her suck cock all night and so would you have, don’t lie. :-) ~Allen
JW what happen to NJ’s profile pic? ~Allen
lol @ N&N
“ if you all have is a smug attitude against dicks when you're wife needs a dick then maybe you're being a dick. Just a thought.” Not a smug attitude, it’s her saying and you are helping her prove her saying to be truth. ~Allen
“ I would just like to note that when I opened Night_Owl's profile to block him, I saw that he describes himself as laid back. So, there's that.” Well, he is coming out of his shell, 10yr old kid body and all. Maybe he will be a real man o…
Damn you! :-D ~Allen
Rib……eye
I logged into our system this morning and there it was, an email from affairs; weekly testing is provided no charge if we don’t vax. Proof of Vax is required to not be tested, mandatory. They predict three weeks to have all the HR adoption…
Well, I concluded it probably wasn’t in my best interest…. lol
“ Anyone please --- Where do I go to see the split roast being talked about?” https://1drv.ms/u/s!AhOaXF-VbgZsgkhY9VXs7gRa9LjV No need to search Google…IT IS CALLED A SPITROAST…. lol ~Allen
I didn’t see where it was the employee’s expenditure, since it is handed down at a departmental level of the government and there are many variables as to why someone could not receive a vaccination. I also see it was handed down to privat…
“ Joroman… I saw you were on our profile… how do we come across…” They (she was) were on our profile as well and haven’t been back, so I dare not ask your question. lol :-P ~Allen
“Why don't you just block male profiles? It might be easier for you“ Okay, but you asked, so I will oblige: 1) We do have single males blocked because of the attitude some bring and yours would be a prime example of what we don’t look for…
Someone doesn’t like that someone else points out they’re professionals and the need to be discreet but recognizes the need themselves……. oh the irony…….. Anyway……. I bet everyone just out right fucking hates our profile; like it matters o…
“ why are you here if you're going to look down on couples ” It’s that NC dood again. ~Allen
“ Following, because we're still new, and have yet to 'pull the trigger', and we're not in a rush.” Says a a person behind a profile created 16 years ago. lol ~Allen
As Mrs.888 always says, if all you have to offer is a dick picture, you aren’t offering much. ~Allen
We wouldn’t contact you to ask about “your life” unless you put a little something-something in your profile to attract us to do so, otherwise, enjoy the crickets. ~Allen
Two days ago it was reported that a Caribbean cruise that required proof vaccination ended up with 29 vaccinated getting sick and testing positive. The number was climbing. ~Allen
It was so easy to login, very fluid. The site has never been AS Smooooooth as ……… Wait……. What’s this? https://1drv.ms/u/s!AhOaXF-VbgZsg3mGDCu5oycthmV6 Ugh! Doh! Ooopsies! ~Allen
Va Government mandates took effect today: I have to wear a mask in the office, no exceptions on vaccinated or not, distancing of 6ft or not. A person from the public has to wear a mask as well, upon entering our facilities. I am required t…
Neither is preferred, I prefer to have my ass and tits like my porridge. Just right……….. :-) ~Allen
“ I could be standing in full view for a photo without being erect” It wasn’t a coincidence I call it earlier…..lol ~Allen
Yeah, it may and it may steer us clear from the hypocrites as well. I wonder if people actually sit back and listen to what they write, things like saying it’s the people who have “no drama” in their profile and “they always blame the othe…
I think we may be better off just stating to check your shit and leave it at the door, that might be a better way to indicate “no drama” in a more round about way since everyone that has no drama in their profile is drama. We could also ju…
Agree that most don’t recognize it in themselves, but for those that know they have problems and swing to compensate, it’s a good warning to stay away. ~Allen
We have in our profile that we want no drama and will not accept any. We smell that shit coming and we are making our way for the hills. I guess anyone could look at that as drama as well, because we walked away and left you standing while…
We used to do 50 miles, 2 hours to most places here, so after a ton of that BS, we make it 30 or less, unless we are traveling out of state. ~Allen
We should have him check the code more often if he found it that quickly. No message problem here, but thank you for being on top of the issue, Wayne. :-D ~Allen
Here birdie birdie……….. :click-click: :-) ~Allen
Mayhem, no; she’s as bi as they come; she changed to straight because she is angrily tired of the men listing their wives as bi and the closest they come is tit rubbing. Another thing is she wanted female time, a girlfriend to do things as…
Welcome to the forums, sexysolo. “ the majority of women who claim to be bi are maybe bicurious and those who claim to be curious are probably just fulfilling (reluctantly?) some fantasy of their partner's.” That is definitely a peeve of M…
lol special needs! :-* _//\\ ; //\\_ ~Allen
Ed, Natural and GGMM: https://1drv.ms/u/s!AhOaXF-VbgZsg3aJ04-w8hdrQqGG https://1drv.ms/u/s!AhOaXF-VbgZsg3Xa4SrY1OAJwSzH https://1drv.ms/u/s!AhOaXF-VbgZsg3civEXgrfhwQhfM ~Allen
Ed: Your profile says otherwise. You are going by the flyover, I presume? ~Allen
Which, btw, said topic has been deleted……… :-) ~Allen
It’s the specific usage of verbiage to define a precise “role”, to clear any doubt what services are paid for that may be brought forth by disgruntled members wanting to engage in litigation. A poster on the website forum nailed it. Wayne…
