Creative excuses

Show me the top of her head, that’s all I need to see, but if she’s missing any hair, fuck her……….

From behind, pull the rest and work with what she’s got left.

:-)

~Allen

There is actually one time that we said No to a couple from Maine. On a first date, she showed up dressed like she was ready to paint a room (old stained baggy jogging pants and t-shirt with paint/stains on it). When she smiled, she was missing one of her front teeth.

888 is partially right as it may not have mattered with beer goggles on, but as soon as they walked through the door (he was dressed like a Walmart shopper), the Mrs was shaking her head and mouthing "No way", and they did want to play. So I know at least a little of what Hedo speaks. Even sluts like us have their standards ;-)

If she had no shards or would have pulled both plates out, I would have let her suck cock all night and so would you have, don’t lie.

:-)

~Allen

Hedo - Based on the details, you're right. It's kind of a joke that you can tell a tourist in Maine because they have all of their teeth, but unfortunately there is at least some truth to that.

MAYHEM, I really don't think you would have, don't take it wrong please, because I think you would have better taste in women. She and her husband was from Maine, some where from a farm or logging camp, we thought they both were really crude. She spotted me from the other side of the pool. I heard in a load voice MAINE! She came over to me and offered to give me a blowjob if I yarded it out. ( Like yarding wood out). No Way! Rotten teeth and very CRUDE.

Hedo - "...if you yard that out i'll suck it for ya."

I probably when have been polite and just let her suck my cock, but that's just me. I'm always giving like that ;-)

Esperanza, I'll do you one better. We got ditched at a club. The other couple INVITED us to the club as their guests and then she faked a headache to get away. They never told us the truth until the next week when I sent a text checking in.

While on vacation at Hedo 2 while sitting on the side of the hot tub drinking a rum drink, a women came over to me, she said to me if you yard that out i'll suck it for ya. I didn't want it at that time with her and in front of all the people. I responded Oh I have a sun burn there and I said I had to go to the men's room, I stood up and left.

My favorite flake was the couple that met us to enjoy a football game at a sports bar. We thought everything was going really well. Flirting. Buying each other drinks. Playing pool. And then, we took the risk and asked if they wanted to come back to our place, less than a mile away. "We would love to, but we have to buy lightbulbs." was the reply.

Ouch. LMFAO. Later, when we reviewed what had happened, we realized we should have paid better attention. The husband was engaging with us and having a good time. The wife wasn't. Not really. Just another example of why we will never meet up with anybody without talking to BOTH people up front.

Since this came back up I am going to have to add an excuse I have actually used but it was a dinner date/meeting we had to cancel on. A while back my fuel pump went out on my truck and I had to wait over an hour for the wife to get off work and pick me up in the heat (we live in the sticks). Then I wanted to pull the truck home (I have gear to do so in my truck at all times) so by the time we pulled in the driveway I was overheated and quite the mess. It was also about an hour before we were going to meet up. It was then and only then I realized neither of us had called the other couple and canceled. The wife did so while I took a cool shower to try and get my core temp down a bit. It actually took a day for me to recover enough to replace the fuel pump. Oh and the other couple were not mad and in fact he offered to and helped me replace the fuel pump LOL. Since then we have had many fun times together both in and out of the bedroom with them actually having to cancel plans due to unexpected circumstances. Sometimes things happen that are out of our control but with some understanding it can work out in the end.

If I would get my period like that I would at least give him a blow job if I was really attracted to him , if we were meeting a SM. So the next time he would know he was going to get the rest...

EdandBritney, we don't invite people over because of children. I should have screenshot the chat before I blocked him on KIK followed by being blocked on SLS too of course. But yeah, we would have preferred to being ghosted than reading that crazy rant.

@OHC ...
Wow !!! Just Wow!!! ... rather stalk his ex-gf than get his dick wet ... I hope he had fun stalking her that night. Kind of funny that he actually used the word stalk and readily admitted to it. You didnt dodge a bullet that night, you dodged a 105mm mortar shell ... imagine if you had him over your house, what he would be doing now!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA, now that's funny! It's a good thing that I didn't have a mouth full of coffee while reading this thread, HAHAHAHAHA.

@OHC, it turned out to be your lucky night, avoiding that guy.......rather stalk an ex-girlfriend? More like "I'd rather violate the terms of the restraining order my ex girlfriend took out on me"......

A few years ago we were at the local swing club, on a Saturday night. Wife told me this later. At about 11:00 PM, she had wandered off, and had engaged a guy in conversation. After a bit of chatting, she suggested that the two of them find a more comfortable and private place at the club for some more intense communication, to which he replied that he had to go home and take a shower first.

COOKOO BIRD LIVES!

wow.. seems to be going around with some.. just wow!

@One - Maybe he just washed his dick and can't do a thing with it ;-)

Seriously, the guy sounded like a psycho and a LS wannabe anyway.

Onehour,

It sounds like you dodged a bullet. If that guy had showed up it probably wouldn’t have gone well.

Here's a good one! Had a playdate arranged with a single guy for this weekend, he had certs and did the video call with him a few nights ago, he seemed very nice and gentlemanly. Fast forward to last night he messages us a crazy rant several paragraphs long that he was having cold feet and would rather stalk an ex-girlfriend instead. WOW! I think he skipped his meds last night.

We got one that was "My mom decided to visit as a Halloween surprise" and haven't heard from him since then. He said he had a hall pass, so I don't know what happened, but we figured we got out of a mess early. Yes, I was disappointed at the time (more like frustrated!) but now we know, so meh, whatever. Lesson learned. We prefer vanilla meetings to start with rather going straight to play anyway. But we like to have options if things go REALLY well.

888eatme888, oh there are wildly true excuses too. A couple that was supposed to come to our place had to cancel because they just broke up that evening, yikes! The female half of the couple called us to apologize and was sobbing :(

Not always true. A couple years back, we were meeting a single male and he canceled after we got a suite. He said he fell while hanging Christmas lights for his parents. Mrs. 888 thought she heard it all and was slightly pissed. Then he sent us a few pictures from the ER with his broken foot and ankle hanging out, even a paper with the date. What a way to break a date...lol ouch!

~Allen

His "family emergency" was prob that his wife was getting wise to him LOL

Back in October we had two guys who flaked on us in one night. One's excuse was that it was a family emergency and he was already in another state. The other guy said he over slept. They're were both blocked that evening.