What's for Dinner
in Open Forum ·
Tacos! Come on! It’s taco Tuesday Cinco de Mayo!
hotluvrs
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Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
in Open Forum ·
The thread is supposed to be Bitchfest AND Happy Thoughts. I’m seeing a lot of Bitch and not so much Happy. How about you two take this up somewhere else.
So, whatcha drinking
in Open Forum ·
[quote=HimNHerCouple66]Tequila with Fresca 'n lime![/quote]That sounds really good. Haven’t had Fresca in years, but it’s on the shipping list for this weekend.
3Somes or Moresomes at LS parties
in 3-Some ·
“Greedy Girl” parties were some of the most popular and well attended parties when we lived in Florida.
Enticing neighbors to play
in Finding Playmates ·
We would not take that chance with the neighbors. Things could go badly: they are appalled and from now on there’s only awkward silence when you pass each other in the street. Things could go even worse: they are intrigued, you play, they…
Texting versus Email
in 3-Some ·
I would be concerned that this person is ignoring requests. Since you’ve made multiple requests it’s a surprising that he hasn’t responded in some way, either positively or to explain that he doesn’t do text messages.
She wants a gangbang
in Fantasies ·
[quote=Howudoin2830]If the question about parties or venue was to us. Yes we do but unsure how mrs would feel about someone else setting it up. Think she would want to see/meet/know the guys and met a few times before they GB her (if happe…
All things FMF
in 3-Some ·
Way before I met my wife I was involved in an ongoing FMF situation. Our arrangement was that whenever we had a date night somebody would be “it” and would get all the attention of the other two. Officially, we were supposed to rotate equa…
Just Wondering
in Open Forum ·
[quote=Over7Under8]In pondering about Schrödinger's cat. Wouldn't you hear it's neow or scratching, let alone smell it before you open the box? That guy is freaking delusional! Way too much LSD in college.[/quote] No, you wouldn’t hear the…
Penis pills are a placebo
in Open Forum ·
I disagree with the statement that penis pills are a placebo. Sildenafil, Tadalafil, and Vardenafil have been clinically proven to have real effects. I have conducted my own less scientific but more fun tests and have come to similar concl…
Discuss Sharing Wife
in 3-Some ·
“while the other phrase is too egghead-ish“ I get turned on by egghead-ishness. My wife does too. She loves nerds.
whats everyone doing for steak and bj day march 14
in Open Forum ·
A couple porterhouses been prepared to go on the grill. And then date night, just the two of us.
Fun Facts
in Open Forum ·
[quote=_rabbit_n_scamp_]Unfun fact. Most people with a gluten intolerance are not, in fact, intolerant to gluten but to glyphosate (the active ingredient in round up). Wheat crops are normally sprayed with it before harvest to kill and dry…
Why do couples expect single guys to stop their world to meet just because the wife/girlfriend wants to play?
in Straight Couples ·
To be fair, the great majority of couples would never do this. I’m guessing that this couple is new to the lifestyle. In any case that behavior is inexcusable.
Need advice on this situation
in Swinger Advice ·
Nope. Just… nope. Profiles like this count on you having just enough hope and curiosity to get snagged and reeled in. Don’t do it. Besides, are you really going to travel 400 miles for a potential hookup?
Pneumonia - after the antibiotics run out?
in Open Forum ·
“ I started taking a mixture of apple cider vinegar/honey/hot water/ cinnamon and separately grapefruit and lemons” I can’t see the OP’s profile. I’m open minded enough to think that there is a possibility that there is a universe in which…
Access to my galleries
in Website ·
Go to the main pull down menu. Select Tools. Select Manage Galleries. Pick a gallery and select Edit (be careful to not select Remove; it’s easy to do). Select Edit Gallery Permissions. Type your profile name in the “Add member:” box. You…
Single male success tips
We received a “hey what’s up” message from a single guy this morning. He’s 5288 miles away. Being the sophisticated and loquacious dude that I am, I replied with: “s’up” Can hardly wait to find out when he can pull up to smash. /s Please,…
Fantasyland Tampa
in Fantasies ·
We were just there a few days ago during our weekend trip to the Tampa area. We had a blast. You’re right, FL tends to be a bit cleaner than most other Adult stores. It’s not spotless, but not ick, either. DM me if you want some details
How to fit in one room?
in Swinger Advice ·
[quote=FlirtyAndNerdy2017][quote=owcangrace]We only use a bed when in a hotel. We found some 1" thick pads that we place on the living room floor allowing any position of our sectional to be used along with the floor. When finished we roll…
Multiple Guys Fantasy
in Fantasies ·
[quote=JandM4FunPineapple]Some of y’all are thinking too much. I’ve never had a bad gang bang. For me the situation was organic each time and different. Just let it happen! You’ll benefit from one time for years to come![/quote]I wish I co…
How's the Weather Out There
in Open Forum ·
[quote=travelers122227][quote=hotluvrs]We have an electric house; natural gas isn’t available for heat. The good news for us is that if we ever lose power we still have lots of wood to burn. The bad news is that our fireplace needs electri…
How's the Weather Out There
in Open Forum ·
[quote=Goodenuff][quote=hotluvrs]We have an electric house; natural gas isn’t available for heat. The good news for us is that if we ever lose power we still have lots of wood to burn. The bad news is that our fireplace needs electricity t…
What else do you do - besides LS things- that brings joy and fulfillment to your senior years?
in Senior Swingers ·
I stopped running a long time ago. I might be able to jog/shuffle a short distance but sprinting is out of the question. On the other hand, skipping is something I try to do occasionally. I know, some of you are probably envisioning an old…
How's the Weather Out There
in Open Forum ·
We have an electric house; natural gas isn’t available for heat. The good news for us is that if we ever lose power we still have lots of wood to burn. The bad news is that our fireplace needs electricity to operate properly.
Looking for fun outdoor places
in Fantasies ·
Try a beach or a park where you can see people approaching. Just be careful. Don’t get caught committing a sexual crime ‘cause that never looks good on a cv.
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
in Open Forum ·
WindowShopping wrote: “ There’s something called Rocket or Rocket Pocket that’s supposed to eliminate these things.” It’s Rocket Money/Rocket Mortgage. They advertise heavily to the 25yr to 50yr old demographic. All you have to do is link…
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
in Open Forum ·
“I Neo-caught a screaming shot hit straight back at my head” The last time that happened to me I was playing shortstop. I had moved way up onto the grass. The batter hit a screaming shot directly at me. It was one of those moments when tim…
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
in Open Forum ·
Hi. This is additional info about formatting. To force the second sentence to be on another line, but not separated by a paragraph space, I only had to hit the return button twice.
Cum and Go
in 3-Some ·
[quote=HotwifeCouple4Bull]I’ve actually never been a fan of getting “cleaned up” after a creampie. I feel like oral is for foreplay, and once the penetration starts, I like to keep that going. I am fortunate in that my husband has remarkab…
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
in Open Forum ·
We are headed out west ourselves this weekend. HT: I’m looking forward to seeing some great scenery BF: we are visiting our youngest kid in Aztec, NM, which, I’m told, is not exactly a garden spot.
WTF
in Open Forum ·
[quote=vabeachcouple33]Mrs VA has continued to fight about her $56 tariff on a handknit gift from her sister. We just now got a notice that "The time frame for this process varies but typically takes 90-180 days or longer depending on the…
This site is full of fakes,flakes bullshitters and liars
in Finding Playmates ·
“ Parties work for couples and single females but not for single males” All of the house parties we go to, and all of the parties we host include single men, although there is usually a limit in order to keep the ratios right. As mentioned…
Saint Martin
in Travel ·
[quote=FitFuncpl007][quote=TammyD]Annual girls trip April 15-25 2026. Stay on Dutch side but beach on French. Occasional mooning at airport for new planes arriving[/quote]We're staying in Simpson Bay April 16-23rd.[/quote]Simpson Bay used…
best way to find a unicorn?
in 3-Some ·
You could try vanilla bars. We’ve hooked up with several single women that we’ve met that way. In the last few years there seems to be a lot more women who are curious about a threesome experience. Beware, most vanilla singles don’t really…
All Things Economic
in Open Forum ·
[quote=Someonescoming]What am I reading wrong? Gold is priced a $4,766.20 and ounce. Where are you hearing $7 trillion loss?[/quote]combined gold and silver losses this past Friday Gold was down about 10 percent, silver down 20.
All Things Economic
in Open Forum ·
7.4 Trillion, with a T. That’s about how much was lost in the silver and gold markets this past Friday. Heck, pretty soon they’re gonna be talking about serious money.
How's the Weather Out There
in Open Forum ·
A part of me is secretly wishing for another week or two of single digit nights. I want to see the Ohio River freeze over.
Hi
in 3-Some ·
Hey Frankie, Everyone is thinking it, so I might as well go ahead and say it: you should post somewhere else. The forums are a great place to ask questions, to learn, or even argue. They are not a great place to simply meet. If you want to…
How's the Weather Out There
in Open Forum ·
Things I’ve learned: Meteorologists are mean. I’ve used the weather app on my phone for years. It hasn’t been terribly accurate, but it’s been close enough most of the time. This past weekend it was worse than useless. It said we had 26 in…
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
in Open Forum ·
Ooh, 60 degrees. Might even need a light jacket!
How's the Weather Out There
in Open Forum ·
It was 7 degrees this morning in the Kentuckiana area. The strange thing is that I was ok with it. Didn’t feel that bad. Of course, I had good boots, and gloves, and an awesome base layer. It’s all about that base.
Gallery pictures gone
in Open Forum ·
“ we were all notified about two months ago by the owner mentioning in the Swing Beta forum that all photos had to be dated.” AndWife, If I’m remembering this correctly, the statement by the owner was something along the lines of: um, we m…
Gallery pictures gone
in Open Forum ·
“ My whole point of making that post was that notifications don't really work. That post was my attempt to defend not notifiying anyone.” Wayne, Is there no method available to send a Message or an Alert to everyone?
When sending a message to a lady or couple?
in Getting Started ·
[quote=SAZ0469]I’ve only been on here a week, and the level of rudeness from some these guys is ridiculous!! I guess I should have expected it. ??[/quote]Yes, unfortunately, you should have expected it. There has always been a high level o…
LS experience turned stalker
in Swinger Advice ·
We haven’t had anything reached the level of requiring a cease order, but my wife has had several guys push beyond what we think is acceptable behavior. Unfortunately, that’s one of the reasons she doesn’t get very involved with the online…
Not interested means?
Djn4rap, Don’t give it another thought. Knuckleheads like the insulted single guy don’t deserve a moment of your time.
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
in Open Forum ·
“ I guess the mud has gone?” Gone? No, we live in southern Indiana. The mud here is never really gone. It may don some camouflage and hide in plain sight, but all it takes is a tablespoon worth of water and it’s back with a vengeance, read…
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
in Open Forum ·
HT: fantastic spring like weather here, perfect for doing some outdoor chores BT: I need to move some rocks in my backyard but I can’t because I threw my back out moving rocks in my backyard
Sports: Football, UFC, Boxing, Wrestling, Golf, BasketBall, Baseball, soccer,etc Or any other Sport u would like to Discuss
in Open Forum ·
We were halfway through the college football season before I realized Indiana was any good. Someone in a local bar said something about Indiana having an amazing season. I thought it was an odd comment given that the basketball season had…
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
in Open Forum ·
…and lots of mud
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
in Open Forum ·
Nope, no snow. A little ice in the mornings and then temps in the 40s
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
in Open Forum ·
BF- MrsH had to work last night, didn’t get home until after midnight. HT- this was my first fireworks holiday that I got to watch from our new backyard. Had a great view of the downtown area and dozens of fireworks displays. When Mrs got…
Gangbang / Cum fetish party / Orgy
in Fantasies ·
[quote=oralcoupleSwinger981]My wife wants to try this but she wants to get on her knees and have 4 or 5 guys standing around her so she can deep throat and swallow. Blowbang?[/quote]We have done this many times. Your best bet is probably a…
Saint Martin
in Travel ·
[quote=Cpl2playwith63][quote=Temptedtravelers][quote=Cpl2playwith63]We also want to book a nude cruise while in St Martin . Any suggestions?[/quote]Adam & Eve has a good one that leaves out of Orient Beach[/quote]Awesome . Thanks for the a…
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
in Open Forum ·
BF- Due to to my age, I am required to retire. This week is the first in many, many years that I don’t have a job. I have loved my career. I’ll miss it. This feels like a mini-death. I’ll also miss the money and the friendships. HT-we’ve h…
Train vs Threesome whats the difference
in 3-Some ·
“ And aren't you calling your wife ghetto for having the gloryhole fantasy?” Ymichael, no I’m not calling my wife ghetto at all (not that there’s anything wrong with that). I’m saying she sometimes likes ghetto things. There’s a difference.
Train vs Threesome whats the difference
in 3-Some ·
“ Idk what's "ghetto" about it. I dont kink shame anyone but im wondering if the term ghetto applies to your wife for having the glory hole fantasy?” Ghetto = less classy than your run of the mill gangbang. Kink shaming? Yes, I do kink sha…
Train vs Threesome whats the difference
in 3-Some ·
Can we all agree that “running a train” is pretty ghetto? Having said that, I have to admit that my wife has a bit of a “female gloryhole” fantasy, you know, being an anonymous toy for multiple men.
Club Eros or Escape
in Clubs ·
We’re planning a visit to Cleveland next month. We’d love to hear opinions on Club Eros and Escape, which is better and why.
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
in Open Forum ·
20 Trillion! Wow! Let me do the math here… imaginary 20 trillion into 20 trillion is nuthin’, carry the nothin’, still nuthin’… (my apologies to Jayne Cobb)
Home Economics
in Open Forum ·
“ made a statement that he qualified for no deductions other than the standard when it's likely he, and possibly his wife, may qualify for the $6K each senior deduction” Mayhem, I’m assuming that he was implying that he and his wife made 2…
How's the Weather Out There
in Open Forum ·
“ This is also why we see (or rather, saw) Canadian tourists at the beach in 70 degree weather in January” 70 degrees?!? Heck, I’ve seen them sunbathing in Tampa at 55 degrees!
How's the Weather Out There
in Open Forum ·
[quote=windowShopping7][quote=hotluvrs]Damned winter weather is about to mess up our weekend. We hoped to attend a house party in Cincinnati tonight but the winter advisory is being upgraded to storm conditions.[/quote]No 4 wheel drive?[/q…
How's the Weather Out There
in Open Forum ·
Damned winter weather is about to mess up our weekend. We hoped to attend a house party in Cincinnati tonight but the winter advisory is being upgraded to storm conditions.
Messaging Etiquette
I’m not as immediately hardcore dismissive of the clueless guys. Context matters, and their personalities matter. One young single guy made a comment (“I would never let my future wife be in the lifestyle”) in my presence. That prompted a…
Messaging Etiquette
“heard SMs say that if it was his wife, she wouldn't be swinging” I think some guys honestly think they are giving a compliment when they say that. They are conveying the idea that they would value the woman so much more than their current…
Has anyone fallen in love
in Open Forum ·
I think that a little tiny piece of me falls in love almost every time. And then I’ll look across the room and see my wife in some off the scale erotic scene and I fall head over heels all over again.
Advice on someone just stopping by our house
in Open Forum ·
“ Of course, that was the night that some loud, drunk teenagers went to the wrong building and started banging on my front door at about 2 am. I don't think they realized that I was on the other side of the glass with a 9mm pointed their w…
Any mature swingers into cruises?
in Senior Swingers ·
“ Does that mean I will be charged twice the listed price” Most cruise lines offer regular cabins to solo travelers and charge a singles’ supplement which is usually less than double the regular rate. Some cruise lines now offer smaller ca…
Thats Incredible
in Open Forum ·
My friend went to a Tony Robbins seminar and walked on hot coals. Me, being a skeptic, assumed there was some gimmick. My friend was convinced that it was the real deal. I was determined to prove it was all a hoax. I signed up for the same…
Ability to like or rate photos on profiles
in Swing.com ·
Webmaster, I’m curious about your statements regarding the difficulty of implementing a “like” system. Does the difficulty come from the need to keep track of the likes and the need to keep a “like” tally? Would it be easier to implement i…
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
in Open Forum ·
HT- finally got power connected to the new hot tub, and got it filled 10 days ago. BF- after pouring in over a hundred dollars of pool chemicals including half a gallon of muriatic acid, our alkalinity is still too high, so we haven't been…
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
in Open Forum ·
" just set up his new Litter-Robot litter box" Litter-Robot: way too expensive until you buy one and realize you can't live without it
What not to do gents
AndWife, One of the reasons I like you is that you don’t fly of the handle at the slightest provocation. So when I hear that you’ve been pushed to the point of grumpiness I know things are serious. All we can hope for is that this knuckleh…
Dick pics
in 3-Some ·
“ why would not have shown it? Got something to hide?” No, we’ve met Blackerthan, and he has nothing to hide. I don’t send dic pics, and we don’t send close up pussy pics, either. That’s just not our thing. Our dance card is usually pretty…
A question about certs
in Getting Started ·
Peppa, I’m not sure if I understand your objections. Are you saying that being with 50 people is too many? If so, at what number do you draw the line?
Feedback for beta.swing.com
in Swing.com ·
“ I just checked and my messages are loading and showing the most recent. I do not have to scroll. What device are you using and I will check it” We have the same issue. After opening a profile, we tap the Messages button within that profi…
What not to do gents
Maybe it’s time to stop feeding this troll.
What not to do gents
NYSinglemale: “ You can say all these SUBTLE hints as much as you want” That is the funniest thing I’ve seen in quite a while… probably also the most done deaf.
Messaging Etiquette
NYSingle, It’s 7am, I’ve been up since five o’clock, my wife is sleeping, and the cats been fed. There is not much else to do at the moment, so here goes: What I detect from your profile and from your sample message is a poorly hidden unde…
Cum and Go
in 3-Some ·
“ Obviously there are guys willing to oblige” Willing, but not always able.
Caliente
in 3-Some ·
Also, have you considered changing your location to Tampa and posting a hot date?
Caliente
in 3-Some ·
It’s been years since we’ve been to Caliente, but Halloween was the party of the year, bigger than NYE. If you like big parties, it’s the place to be.
Halloween
in Open Forum ·
I’m working Halloween. My company pays overtime for that day.
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
in Open Forum ·
HT: Our house flooded twice earlier this year (February and April). We are insured under the National Flood Insurance Program (FEMA). The claims were approved back in the spring, and we finally got a check in August. We endorsed the check…
Newbies - Yay or Nay?
in Finding Playmates ·
“ For some reason there seems to be a big need for validation of some kind when new” Mayhem- You’re right about the need for validation. That’s perfectly normal and a good thing. Hopefully the new couple will be ready to have a frank post…
Newbies - Yay or Nay?
in Finding Playmates ·
We are not interested in sex with newbies. Having said that, we have no problem meeting a couple who are curious about the lifestyle. We host meetNgreets at our place and newbies are especially welcome. I just realized, we haven’t had sex…
How do you like to advertise / connect for upcoming events?
in Swinger Advice ·
We often pre-game when attending events, especially hotel takeovers. It has worked out well for us. The best outcome was a few years ago when we were going to a gangbang oriented takeover. We reached out to several other couples and we all…
Where in Venice Sarasota
in Swinger Advice ·
Drive north to Tampa
What not to do gents
MandC, You are right, “idiot” isn’t anywhere near strong enough. I hope you blocked him. ps- your hips look fine :-)
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
in Open Forum ·
BF: ran an errand today in our 2003 Jeep Liberty. About 30 miles from home the right front brakes locked up. With no other good options, I ended up limping home a few miles at a time (drive a few miles, let the brake cool, drive more miles…
Just Wondering
in Open Forum ·
Nice = “It’s the beige of adjectives” I disagree. When I say someone is nice I think they are kind, attentive, considerate, friendly. That’s not beige. That’s bright sunny yellow, and makes me happy.
Just Wondering
in Open Forum ·
I do seem to recall one extremely intelligent person who used to post frequently on the fora. I’m pretty sure my wife and I wouldn’t be able to stand being in the same room as him, naked or otherwise. I know that he was extremely intellige…
How many states/countries have you had sex in?
in Open Forum ·
Oh, wait!… I forgot that the island of StMaarten/StMartin is two countries! Add another to my total.
How many states/countries have you had sex in?
in Open Forum ·
Wow! 23 countries is pretty impressive. My list: Jamaica, Antigua St kits St maarten Aruba Roatan (on a cruise) Canada, Mexico Panama Coast rica Bahamas Hong Kong Japan England Belgium South Africa Portugal Israel 18 altogether, and some o…
Kik
in First Contact ·
I’m not sure why SLS wants to fight this battle. We use our messaging apps in a way that’s similar to NewandNaughty. The apps need to be very quick and very fluid, with pics, voice, video, text, emojis, gifs all being part of the communica…
Guam Visiting until Aug 8
in Travel ·
I’d be interested to hear if you have any luck in GUM. I’d be very surprised if you do get lucky. Have you been to Guam before? It’s the kind of place where everyone knows your business. Maybe you will find a local girl or some tourists, b…
Kik
in First Contact ·
MDCpl, I can’t agree with that at all. The ads on KIK are beyond annoying. They are an insulting waste of time. Some of those ads will lock up my phone for 10 or 20 seconds at a time. I still have Kik for the two or three couples we know t…
All things motor vehicles
in Open Forum ·
“ Other than having children and buying a home there's nothing most people spend more money on than their cars.” We spend far more on bourbon than we spend on our cars, although add in car insurance and the difference is far less.