How to fit in one room?
in Swinger Advice ·
Got room for an inflatable bed in front of your sofa? Inflatables aren't the greatest thing to go do the fandango on, but would give you four some extra space and options for play...
MrandMrsSmith472
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Multiple Guys Fantasy
in Fantasies ·
[quote=mayhem8]We have a new slant on this. Recently the Mrs has expressed a bit more interest in bondage and spanking/paddling/flogging. Being bound and using different things to get her ass nice and red has been a huge turn on for her. J…
Best pick up lines ever!!! Or even the worst!
in Women Talk ·
Not sure if this is a best or worst, but funny story nonetheless. About 10 years ago we were at Playalinda 12 nude beach in Florida (right north of Cape Canaveral where massive rockets are launched). We were laying there nakey minding our…
Having fantasies about people you see on the street
in Fantasies ·
When we see an attractive woman out and about, or on TV, or the net, we have a discussion on whether each of us thinks she might be shaved or natural. A strange little kink, but fun to speculate... :)
Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex
in 3-Some ·
This whole discussion on servicing the service industry reminds us of a singer named Meri Wilson who sang “Telephone Man” and “Peter the Meter Reader” back in the late ‘70’s. Google up the songs for some good laughs!
Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex
in 3-Some ·
So...inquiring minds need to know...What would a FedEx driver get? :)
Discussion Group
in Senior Swingers ·
Count us in!
Dramatic facial changes during sex
in Senior Swingers ·
Mr Smith had an occurrence where his partner's (this was before Mrs Smith) eyes rolled back in her head when she orgasm'd! He thought it pretty neat! In the afterglow, she asked if her eyes rolled back in her head. And then she apologized…
Sperm competition
in Fantasies ·
Kind'a reminds us of the commercial for IndyCar on Fox that features driver Josef Newgarden. They say something about how he was a racer since conception and show a microscope view of one sperm out in front of a whole pack of sperm(s), wit…
Sperm competition
in Fantasies ·
So, "sperm competition" is a new term to us. Is it the same thing as multiple creampies, only with the ultimate goal being fertilization?
What Porn Star would you most like to fuck?
in 3-Some ·
Kelly Myers, gorgeous British MILF. Always smiling. Jokes around with the guys and the film crew. Even high-fives guys who do her well. If she isn't really into it, then she's the best actress ever! Blimey, we need a trip to the UK! :)
Prodigious Production of Precum
in Men Talk ·
Mr Smith here - In younger days, lots'a precum! One woman friend even joked about how I left "snail trails" of precum around. Now in older days, hardly any precum.
When did you know you wanted to experience a threesome
in 3-Some ·
Mr Smith here. I'd never done any swinging until I met Mrs Smith about 15 years ago. She'd been swinging since she was in college. It took me a couple years of hearing her talk about it before I got over the phobia of having another guy an…
Certifications
in Swinger Advice ·
When we were still actively looking for new playmates, certs were a paramount consideration. Certs helped validate that someone had actually played with these folks, and the profile wasn't some catfish situation. Not an ironclad guarantee,…
Jokes and Funnies feel free to add your own
in Jokes and Funnies ·
A farmer had three daughters whose honor he guarded like a hawk. One day, all three got asked out on their first dates. The farmer loaded up his shotgun in preparation for the three guys showing up. The first guy knocks on the door and whe…
Fantasy fuck
in Fantasies ·
Jan in the Toyota commercials!!!
Fantasy fuck
in Fantasies ·
We both lusted for a "roll in ze hay" with Teri Garr. Alas, that's no longer a possibility... :(
Fantasy fuck
in Fantasies ·
Ditto what MandC508 just said about Julie Bowen! Wowee! And she's got a commercial now where she's in a clingy blue outfit that just drives us wild!
Fantasy fuck
in Fantasies ·
Samantha Rose Valletta from the National Floors Direct commercials!
Most exciting lifestyle experience
in 3-Some ·
At one of our parties several years ago, we had a couple who was new to us. When they got there, he immediately took a mutual liking to the F of one of our regular couples, so those two went off to a bed for pretty much the rest of the par…
Cum from having nipples sucked?
in Fantasies ·
Mrs Smith can cum from just nipple play! We've found it a great ice-breaker for when we are having a MFM with a new guy. Over getting-acquainted drinks on the couch, one of us mentions that she can do that, she drops her top, and each guy…
I love watching other guys fuck my wife!
in 3-Some ·
lcmim - PM sent.
I love watching other guys fuck my wife!
in 3-Some ·
Thanks for asking Mayhem8! We've answered by PM so that we don't hijack this thread over to a "party" topic.
I love watching other guys fuck my wife!
in 3-Some ·
Mr Smith here. Back when we were hosting parties, one day one of the guys was doing Mrs Smith in mish. I was off to the side watching. When he got close, he asked where she wanted it, and she said "on my face". He got up, whipped off his c…
Your wives in miniskirt or short dress this summer?
in Men Talk ·
Back when we were hosting parties, just like Mrs Mayhem, Mrs Smith would wear an easy-to-doff dress with nothing on underneath. After about the first 15 minutes of socializing at the party, she'd pull the dress off in the middle of the roo…
What Porn Star would you most like to fuck?
in 3-Some ·
We've got to agree with GrizzBear7018 on Serenity Cox. We'd just love to double team her... :)
Pee fantasy
in Fantasies ·
KnotUrAverageCpl said: "We live in an apartment complex on the 4th floor with an outside balcony overlooking a courtyard surrounded by other apartments, we enjoy going outside in the winter and peeling on each other. " Kind'a reminds us of…
Fantasy fuck
in Fantasies ·
Ditto on Barbi Benton! And add Patti McGuire to the mix as well. Mr Smith spent an inordinate chunk of his teen years holding up their pictures with one hand… :)
Creating a true Bukakke
in Fantasies ·
We had a bukkake party for Mrs Smith back in 2017. A few things we learned: - Invite about 3 times the number of guys that you really want. We had 18 guys say they'd come, 12 showed up, and only 6 actually delivered the goods in the right…
Hotel rooms and noises of pleasure
in Open Forum ·
We had a sizzlin' SF friend in Southern California about 10-12 years ago. On about our 3rd trip to SoCal to see her, we had a one bedroom hotel suite. By that 3rd time we were all comfortable with each other and in full-tilt anticipation.…
Your First Orgy
in 3-Some ·
We used to host "nooner" parties every few months, usually from 11 am to 2 pm, so that local folks could "take a long lunch" and out-of-towners could get into and out-of town between rush hours. Usually 6-7 couples and a couple of trusted…
Private or club gangbang
in Swinger Advice ·
All the things IAmAWanderingSoul said are good advice! A few tweaks to add: 1) Invite about 50% more guys than you think you will want. A 33% - 50% no-show rate is typical in this endeavor, regardless of how well you vet the guys. 2) Decid…
Fantasy fuck
in Fantasies ·
We'd love to double team Danielle Trotta, motorsports reporter!
Slower urniary flow
in Men Talk ·
As Onehorneywife said, go see the doc. FloMax (a prescription drug) is a wonderful thang!!!
Jokes and Funnies feel free to add your own
in Jokes and Funnies ·
Mrs Smith discovered that today is both: 1) "Leave a Zucchini on Your Neighbor's Porch Day" AND 2) National Women's Orgasm Day!!! (yep, seriously on both) So what could you do with a zucchini left on your porch today? Hmmm...Kind'a makes y…
Ass play
in Men Talk ·
…and back to our regularly scheduled program! We love ass play too! In this post-Covid work-from-home environment, whenever Mr Smith has an online work meeting, Mrs Smith has gotten adept at showing him what she can do with multiple dildoe…
Fantasy fuck
in Fantasies ·
April Rose, who is reporting on the Barrett-Jackson classic car auction right now. In the front seat of the '56 Merc she just showed...
Party themes
in Women Talk ·
And PhoebertAndWife win the prize! Unfortunately those wands weren't TOO magic - one quit working, and the other spectacularly blew a breaker and set off the smoke alarm at a hotel where we were playing. We're using battery powered wands n…
Party themes
in Women Talk ·
When we were hosting parties, our icebreaker was Mrs Smith doffing her one piece dress, commando underneath, and saying “it’s time”! Needless to say, the ice melted in mere seconds. And she loved being the center of everyone’s attention du…
Food Sex
in Jokes and Funnies ·
Another schnitzengruben?
Age differences
in Men Talk ·
We are along the same lines as IrishRose22, anyone younger than our oldest child (mid 30's) is a no-go.
Profile pictures
in Swinger Advice ·
To build on what RonKathy said earlier: One pic with a pleasant smile is worth umpteen of any other pictures.
Average time spent having sex
in Senior Swingers ·
So...back to the OP's original question: When it's just the two of us we spend a couple-three hours showering together, giving Mrs Smith a VERY smooth shave job (it's amazing foreplay for both of us!), and then the main event(s) with Mrs S…
Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex
in 3-Some ·
So funcpl1014: Is the "gun mount" a name for some kinky position? :)
Would You Do a Porn Movie???
in 3-Some ·
Sorta... We did a bukkake party for Mrs Smith 5-6 years ago. We decided to record it, with the camera focused just around Mrs Smith's face to keep the guys' faces anonymous. Well, needless to say, Mrs Smith was definitely the star of the s…
Women squirting - yea or neh?
in Men Talk ·
Regardless of yea or nay, she should have let you know about that beforehand. That's just common courtesy.
Fantasy fuck
in Fantasies ·
Been watching '70's shows on the Decades Channel. Caught Raquel Welch on Dick Cavett one night and again on Laugh In a couple nights later. Both of us definitely want to do Raquel...
Favorite Playboy Playmate
in Fantasies ·
Ditto on Patti McGuire!!! Mr Smith, as a young teen then, remembers holding her pix up with one hand quite often... :)
Public exhibition
in 3-Some ·
Young2Ginger, thanks for shaking loose yet another aging brain cell in our memories! Hotels... About a decade ago we had a great SF friend out in the Los Angeles area. On one trip out there, we had a mountain-view hotel room in Glendale an…
Public exhibition
in 3-Some ·
We rented a beach house a few years back. The afternoon of our arrival, we decided to “christen” each of the rooms. Being a weekday and post-Labor Day, the beach was deserted, so we also christened the balcony overlooking the beach - Mrs S…
Public exhibition
in 3-Some ·
On a picnic table in a southern state park! Several parking garages, including one local airport parking garage where some guy pulled up right behind our car and spent a VERY long time moving his luggage from his trunk to his car. Guess we…
Outdoor Sex
in Fantasies ·
Several years ago we rented a beach house. On arrival we decided that we needed to um, "christen" every room in the house. And since the beach was empty on that midday weekday, we decided that the balcony needed christening too. We had bee…
Fantasy fuck
in Fantasies ·
We saw the feature about Penelope Cruz on CBS Sunday Morning this morning. She's da one!!!
Mens underwear
in Men Talk ·
Mr Smith here and, thanks for the recommendation! Would never have given those a second look without a recommendation. But the cornball in me just has to make the observation that this lends new meaning to having wood in your pants... :)
Words that turn you off in a profile
in Swinger Advice ·
Our fave burger place is Slater's 5050 in Pasadena, CA! However, 5 Guys or In & Out do fuel some fun risque' puns on their names... :)
Lost Underwear!
in 3-Some ·
Like Hump, Mrs Smith has solved that problem by just...not...wearing...undies! It is a beautiful thang! :)
Dry spells
in 3-Some ·
So Wildwidow2: Are you saying that it is mating season??? :)
Dry spells
in 3-Some ·
Yep, same here. We never could figure out why they always come in clusters. Maybe the clusters follow some astrological event...like Venus having a conjunction with the Gemini twins. Or something like that! :)
Is wife is looking to do a bukkake party
in Fantasies ·
We had one for Mrs Smith several years ago. We just messaged you the names of the two guys who helped get "the crew" together. A couple of tips: 1) Figure on only about 1/2 of the guys who say they are coming to actually show up and "produ…
What do you like to see under a skirt or dress?
in Men Talk ·
Shaved no panties (which is the norm for Mrs Smith)! She can still send Mr Smith into a tizzy with an upskirt flash… And at parties, it’s priceless to see the look on some guy-across-the-room’s face when Mrs Smith gives him an upskirt flas…
Pick a third - the today show edition - first match up
in 3-Some ·
That was a very civic question! Here’s hoping this thread reaches an accord…
What got you interested in Swinging
in Fantasies ·
Mrs Smith is what got Mr Smith interested in swinging! He had been a very vanilla one-woman-man for decades. She had been swinging since her college days. When she first started telling him about swinging, his first reaction was "I thought…
Most Embarrassing Moment
in 3-Some ·
That too! :)
Most Embarrassing Moment
in 3-Some ·
We were playing at a hotel today and Mrs Smith was using one of the plug-in Hitachi wands that you see in our profile pic. Suddenly we hear a clunk (circuit breaker tripped), the lights go off, we smell electrical smoke coming from the wan…
Under an office desk
in Fantasies ·
Similar - while working from home during the pandemic, Mrs Smith gave Mr Smith a heckuva toy show while he was on a work videocon a few months ago.
Pick a third - the today show edition - first match up
in 3-Some ·
We’d go for Savannah Guthrie! She’s so sweet, we just wanna slurp her up…. :)
Manscaping
in Men Talk ·
So, are Punic hairs leftover from about 200 BC? If so, we'd agree that it's about time to trim them! :) Sorry about the bad joke. We're just suckers for hokey hirsute history humor...
Words that turn you off in a profile
in Swinger Advice ·
A profile for someone who's been a member for a bunch of years, and it still says "We are new to this..." or something similar. That tells us that they either: 1) are not interested enough to keep their profile updated (and probably their…
What's your biggest kink/taboo?
in Fantasies ·
Mr Smith's biggest kink is having a woman sit on his face. Mrs Smith's biggest kink is...sitting on faces! A match made in heaven... :)
What do you find sexier?
in Men Talk ·
Naked! The best place for lingerie is...on the floor... :)
play parties
in Swinger Advice ·
Wow thn1045! You nailed it! And you described us to a tee... :)
Smack that ass or just rub it a lil bit?!
in Men Talk ·
No smackin' for Mrs Smith! But doggie with some ass caressing and/or a thumb in the right spot will send her into orbit... :)
play parties
in Swinger Advice ·
Our parties are more of the “finger foods and game on” variety. Someone (often Mrs Smith) invariably gets naked within the first 15 minutes, then suddenly everyone else’s clothes are a-flyin’ off and we’re off to the races... :)
Most guys in a GangBang?
in Men Talk ·
Ed and Britney - Email sent. May you be of good bukkake!
Most guys in a GangBang?
in Men Talk ·
@MusicalPair - It’s a beautiful thing... :)
Most guys in a GangBang?
in Men Talk ·
Not technically a gangbang, but close - we had a bukkake party for Mrs Smith a few years ago. Six guys decorated her smilin' face. Interesting stats on how we got to six: Before the party, 18 guys said they would attend. We joked about hav…
Where's your favorite place to shoot your load?
in Men Talk ·
Ruh-ro 2ndAct! "Cleanup on Aisle 5..." :)
What to expect at Parties, Clubs, and Events
in Swinger Advice ·
We've found that towels can be in short supply at house and hotel parties. Having to decide between not drying off or using someone else's wet towel is not something you really want to do. So you may want to bring along your own towel or t…
Fantasy fuck
in Fantasies ·
Oh man, sfnative!!! We'd both like to help you out with that Latina trifecta!!!
Help understanding
in Men Talk ·
Also ask your doctor to check testosterone levels. You are right about the age where it can start dropping. And there are a number of ways that the doc can use to boost testosterone if you are low.
Medicare and Viagra?
in Men Talk ·
Also, look on GoodRX dot com for a coupon. They usually knock the price down to ~$1 per pill, so you don't need insurance to afford it.
Cunnilingus with or without fingers?
in Women Talk ·
About ten years ago when we were traveling to the west coast regularly, we met up with a SF several times out there. She always enjoyed when both of us put a finger inside her while one of us was going down on her... She went off the grid…
Hosting a couples party - Do’s Dont’s
in 3-Some ·
We haven't had a party since Covid hit, so we're a bit rusty. But here are some things that come to mind: In addition to having lotsa condoms around, have plenty of bottles of lube around too. Hotel suite - make sure you get one that is 1)…
Watching my wife fuck another man
in 3-Some ·
Mr Smith here: Recent memory - We had a party in February - pre-Covid. One of the couples was a very experienced F with a new-to-open play M. She told him to go do the party hostess right off the bat and get his angst over with. Best watch…
Where's your favorite place to shoot your load?
in Men Talk ·
Mr Smith’s fave spot is the same as Mrs Smith’s fave spot - on her face. Several of our male party guests also like to contribute... ;)
Recording wife sucking off a single guy.
in 3-Some ·
We had a bukkake party for Mrs Smith a few years ago and it was the only party that we have ever recorded (didn’t show guy faces). Six SM’s all helped keep her mouth busy and decorate her. Still our fave video after all these years... :)
Public sex!
in Fantasies ·
Cool Mayhem8! Thanks for the tip! Now we can use the heavy artillery outdoors as well... :)
Public sex!
in Fantasies ·
Mrs Smith bent over a picnic table in a (pretty much deserted) state park. Great way to end our picnic lunch...
Watching my wife fuck another man
in 3-Some ·
Thanks to the last few posters for bringing this thread back on topic! One of Mr Smith's fave memories was at a party last year, watching one of our guests fuck Mrs Smith. As our guest got close to finishing, Mrs Smith invited him to move…
Mature Women Swallowing
in Senior Swingers ·
TFF - Mr Smith was just reading the latest installment in this thread with the TV on in the background. On came a commercial for a drug called Rexulti, and one of the side effects was "Trouble Swallowing"! Hallelujah! There's the magic ans…
Setting up for a GB party
in 3-Some ·
There is no surefire way to damp out the sounds of a swing party in a hotel room. Ckmate2020’s suggestion of getting a higher end room is primo. A few other things we’ve found that can help are: 1) Make sure the bed(s) and couch are far en…
Setting up for a GB party
in 3-Some ·
And once you get checked in to the room (especially if it's summer), turn the air conditioner temperature down to start cooling the room down. We've been to too many parties where the room heats up quickly with a bunch of (physically activ…
Mature Women Swallowing
in Senior Swingers ·
Mrs Smith certainly hasn't backed off of swallowing. She swallows all unless she's sharing it with another woman...
Disappointing 3-somes??
in 3-Some ·
Mrs Smith can orgasm from just nipple play. We've found that to be a good segue to getting totally nekkid when we have a 3-some.
Split roast
in 3-Some ·
Mrs Smith's absolute fave!!! And Mr. Smith loves being one end of the spit or just watching Mrs Smith being roasted by two other guys. Either way just (are ya ready for this one?) sizzles!!! :) .
Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex
in 3-Some ·
We went on a picnic to a state park about 30 miles away. Mrs Smith drove her big-as-a-barn Buick with the seat pushed back while Mr Smith went down on her most of the way there. After the picnic we noticed that nobody else was around the p…
Being Blocked for No Reason
in Men Talk ·
We've accidentally blocked a couple of folks when looking at their profile on the phone. The "Block" button is nestled very close to the "Notes" button, and all it takes is a fumble or fat finger to block them when we are trying to write s…
Corona Cabin Fever?
in 3-Some ·
Mrs Smith just found a meme that says it all: "Day 5 of Quarantine. I finished PornHub. All of it!" :)
Seriously - any 60-70 couples still in the game?
in Senior Swingers ·
EZ - Since you are in Westchester, go up the road to Reading and see (if he’s still practicing), Dr Eugene Shippen. He’s one of the pioneers on T therapy, and got Mr Smith back on track!
Pics of Wife's Cumface?
in Men Talk ·
We did a bukkake party for Mrs Smith three years ago. Six loads. Still our fave video of all time...