Well the disappointment part turned out to be an advantage, 6 couples party, 4 of the guys couldn't get hard, stage fright I guess, so us two got to fuck all the wife's wet pussy's a few times that night. Sorry for them LOL
Joroman.....Thanks for that comment....You are correct....When we play, we play with the intent of everybody getting satisfaction. Would've been nice for the guy to hang around to clean up all "moving parts"!
Agree with Mayhem that “one and done” is not the problem as much as the “done.” An erect cock helps keep you aroused so either edge, tease and delay or use your other tools and talents.
It’s not be “hard” to avoid being a selfish dick.
HiwayRider seems like a very giving (and sexy) couple, do they deserve great fun, pleasure and satisfaction.
Catshit can often carry Toxoplasma Gondii which causes toxoplasmosis and is associated with a variety of mental diseases.
hiwayrider2020 - Being one and done is still no excuse for that. I do remember in my younger days having times were I was totally sated after cumming. I've long since realized that just because I may not want more sex at that moment, it doesn't mean that the person/people I'm with don't.
For example, the Mrs likes having a cock to suck on and play with while she's getting fucked. It's great when the guy cleans up and comes back for that. She's already happy that she was able to get him to pop and doesn't expect him to cum, or even get hard again.
Again, this is why we tend to only do 3-somes at parties. She can usually find more eager volunteers.
We picked up a guy at a swing club, took him to a room...She sucked us both, side by side as his hand was feeling my ass. He fucked her while I jacked and waited my turn. He came in her, pulled out, and immediately dressed and left before I could get into her.So wife and I fucked til I shot my load, but we were disappointed he was a "one and done" guy......
I always thought it was bat-shit crazy, but cat-shit crazy works; crazy on a larger scale, I guess?
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Lol, Ed.
I feel like everyone who has done a few FFMs has a couple nightmare stories. They might be the most sought-after thing in the LS, but honestly they are incredibly overrated in my view.
The single women that tend to be into them are often cat-shit crazy.
Scandle - I've seen cases for guys where it's, "I got what I want and I can leave now". Some people are just selfish sexuallly, and unfortunately you don't know that until after you've played with them.
If something like this happens a party, a word to the host could mean that he'd be added to their blackballed list. Nobody likes or wants a sexually selfish person at a party.
It's a smaller LS world than some realize and word does get around, but sometimes not fast enough.
Even if it was, a person can use their imagination and be creatively sexual without requiring an erection. There's a lot to be said for foreplay.
“ Very unfortunately, he decided to get dressed and the two of them left”
That’s just fucking rude. I wonder if his turnaround time was measured in days.
This wasn't a threesome but HouTex's story reminded me of it. We were at a hotel party and met a couple that was as interested in playing with us as we were with them. When the guy and I were enjoying oral with each other early on in the fun, he came very quickly. Very unfortunately, he decided to get dressed and the two of them left even though the wife and I had starting having our own fun.. I figured he would take some time to recover and/or engage in other sexual activities, but no. Can't recall his name, but we refer to him by the title of a book that came out about that time: "Eats, Shoots and Leaves."
Was invited to a couples home, late night, the wife was the dominant one, she was making him suck my cock while she rode my face. Everything seemed to be going fine...until she was trying to ride him while sucking my cock...I could tell she was getting frustrated with him...after a few moments she got up an left the room. He was having issues keeping it up...and she got pissed and shut the whole thing down.
I got dressed thanked them both and went home to jerk off.
We have had a few not so good experiences in our time in the lifestyle. One that sticks in our mind was with a young guy we met. He was early 20's and wife was 35 at the time. He said he had never done anything with a couple before but he seemed really nice and was an attractive guy so we decided to give him a shot. We went to the hotel room and when we got naked he was already hard as a rock and very well hung. I could see the excitement in the wife's eyes as she saw him undress. She reached out and as she touched his cock it went off and he shot a big load on her tits and stomach. She started stroking it but it was quickly getting soft. She sucked him trying to get him hard again but to no avail. He then said that he thought he should leave and he got dressed and left.
Oh and we have seen her at some events since. Try to ignore and evade as much as possible. I sae her at Labcorp once too, I had my hat pulled down the whole time and thankfully she didnt notice me.
Ed, far from the purrfect 3-some for sure ;-)
Hey Ed, I bet every time you hear a cat Meow you think of her.
Damn, Ed. That's weird. And that's an observation from the puppet guy. :)
As for me, the most disappointing threesomes I've had are the ones that never happened...
Im not sure if this is disappointing ... but certainly strange.
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So we met a girl on Fetlife. After this encounter, we came to call her Catgirl ... you'll learn why later. At the time, I was like 41, and my wife (who wasnt my wife yet, we werent even dating, just FWBs at the time) was 36, and the girl was 22. So my wife (then FWB) and I were getting together the next day to play and the girl wanted to join us. But she didnt drive. I was coming from work and wife was off work so she said she'd go pick her up at her house and meet me at the hotel.
The girl wanted to talk on the phone before we meet that day so I call her. She tells me she doesn't suck dick and doesnt kiss ... ok wtf you do then lol. Shouldve ended the plans to meet there, but hey I wouldnt have this story to tell today if I did. She also tells me she tried anal once and had a bad experience with it and she wants to try it again with me ... ok Im game.
So wife pulls up at the house and calls me. She think we got catfished. A woman is at the door who looked much much older. The woman starts coming out to the car. Turns out, it was the girls mother, so she was prob mid-40's, but my wife said she looked 60. Prob ridden hard and put away wet for years.
So here comes the girl out of the house and gets in the car. Mom knows exactly what she is going to do and tells us to take good care of her ... ok that was weird.
So get to the hotel and we start the show ... The girl's profile says she is Bi so wife tries to get her to touch her pussy or eat her or something and the girl in the most whiny voice says "Im not really comfortable with that" ... WTF ... but she will receive, so wife goes to eat her and then stops and says "I think you just got your period" The the girl was pissed off ... I mean it happens, it has happened to wife before too.
So at this point I ask the girl if she wants to stay and watch us or does she want me to take her home. She wants to stay and watch ... no biggie, great, so wife and I start going to town. After a while, wife tells me she wants to see me fuck her. Im ok with a little bit of red on the highway, so the beginning or end of the cycle Im fine with it.
So I fuck her for a little bit and then she tells me she wants me to fuck her ass. So wife and I use our fingers and a toy or 2 to loosen up her ass. After a little warming up, I put my cock in there ans start fucking, then start going a little deeper ... then a little deeper. After just a couple mins, she is screaming at the top of her lungs, "Fuck my ass!!! Fuck my ass harder!!! Is that all you got!!" So I am fucking her ass harder than Ive ever fucked an ass in my life and this girl is loving it ... yeah she only did anal once before and had a bad experience ... yeah right!!!
So as Im fucking, then she starts ... she starts meowing ... with every thrust, the girl is meowing louder and louder ... wife and I are looking at each other with the WTF looks on our faces!
So I was done there ... I stopped fucking her ... Then I took her home, and she calls her mother on the way home ... she exclaims to her "Guess what, I'm not pregnant!"
Def one story for the weirdo books!!!
We don't usually do SMs except at parties, but one time I did try inviting 2 SMs over to play with the Mrs, so it would have been the 3 of them as the 3-some. The guys could not perform around each other or me. It can be harder than imagined to set this sort of 3-some up and have it work as planned. Even if you are not Bi, it would make sense to seriously consider Bi guys for this sort of 3-some because then the guys can get turned on from the Mrs and possibly each other.
I think everyone has had them for one reason or another....same with lifestyle events
The most disappointing was when the guy who claimed to be a certain size turned out to be 3-inches when we met.
Probably the second most disappointing time was when the guy came prematurely on my thighs just before he was about to enter me. I spent half an hour trying to get him hard again but in the end he just watched my husband and I instead ??
Good…
Good one! Made us both laugh!
Thanks
Huh, just found out that porn stars and hookers aren’t normal human beings. Wonder which planet they are picked from?
Remember your not NOT hiring a hooker or porn star, where as they always preform on command!!!......your hooking up w normal humans who , ????,,, are Normal!!!.....i personally had a problem getting it up twice in a 3/4 sum because i was nervous, not attracted to the other, or atmosphere?... it happens and if you can,t accept it. W/o critisizing the other, you should NOT be swinging..... you should just hire hookers.
