Most Embarrassing Moment

Done that Being.

Was masturbating to Sears catalog (bra and panty section) at young of about 16. My mom walked in and caught me??

I had this happen wife was getting fucked on her back and sucking my cock hard. I looked down and her mouth was bloody I was very confused finally found a cut on my cock was scary. But the action never stopped.

Ummm, wtf

I was invited over to my buddy's wife's gang bang, I knew he had a huge cock, but everyone in the room did too, but me. He said sorry I didn't think of that issue. Heck she sucked me while taking huge cocks and loads. I was in heaven, after everyone had fucked her they left one by one. So I got to fuck her very sloppy pussy, and when she said fuck my ass back in heaven. Was not embarrassed but host sure was ?

“ I’ve heard so many stories of vibrators on in luggage, I have to believe TSA agents turn them on during inspection. Lol”

I love that some of the new vibes have a “travel mode” where all the buttons are locked out. My wife’s VeDO Suki is like that.

My most embarrassing moment? Doing cam2cam with a guy, and he asked to see my ass. So I bend over with my asshole right in front of the webcam, and at that moment I fart like I’ve lived an entire life eating nothing but canned chili. It was so embarrassing. He laughed, I laughed, and neither of us were able to get off after that.

One time, camming with a guy, and my office chair lost a wheel, flipping me completely over the back. I hit my head, and the guy was legitimately concerned that I might have a concussion. He made me promise to stick to the concussion protocol. I think he might have been a doctor, nurse or EMT.

Basically, video sex is dangerous.

Something in another post reminded me of this story. It was kind of more of an "Ooops" than an embarrassing moment, but it was at a LS friends wedding that also had vanillas.

The newly married couple rented a suite at the hotel they got married in for an after party. I was pretty sure this was meant to be a vanilla event. The first ones to the room were a SM and 3 LS couples. As my wife and I entered the room (as the 3rd couple) we saw others playing. I just figured that maybe they knew something I didn't. That was not the case.

We stripped and jumped into the fray. The next 3 to make it to the room were 3 women. Two of them were LS savvy but one was definitely not. They walked into the room to see the SM fucking my wife on the bed next to me. I was part of a spit roast and another couple were fucking on the other bed. Needless to say that is something that now makes us smile every time it comes up, but it was a little embarrassing in the moment.

November, 1983

My first ever club 3 some. I'm in my early 20's, and the couple were in their late 30's. It was an Off Premise club in Ft Lauderdale, so they invited me back to their house, about 15 minutes away. The entire way over there I had a hard on so big I could barely close my eyes, or drive my car straight.
So what do you suppose happens about a minute after walking in the door? I go soft as a well cooked spaghetti noodle, and no amount of coaxing could bring it back to life. I felt like I could have climbed under a Palmetto Bug.

Fortunately, they were a very understanding, patient, and resourceful couple. We went into the living room and sat on the couch. The Mrs. brought out drinks, (another first, my first ever Amaretto and Sour, which I still drink to this day), put Co-Ed Fever into the Betamax, and sat between myself and the Hubby. Between the movie and the drink, something worked, because after about 1/2 hour, the wife is playing with both of us and it's like there never was a problem.

In the end, the night was a great success!

Friday night hosted a friend over and while I was underneath him and my wife licking I shot off a hands free orgasm.
Felt good but humiliating as they laughed

Rustic.....Yeah I learned the hard way about the limitations of an air mattress if you saw my earlier post. We still had fun, and it's still a running joke between the 4 of us.

I would have to say it was this time when we were with 2 other couples on a king sized bed in a side room with no door however to get to one of the bathrooms you have to walk through that room (thus the no door). Of course we had all switched partners and were attempting to get with it. The problem was the mattress was likely the cheapest available. The springs seemed to all be connected in such a way that any movement bounced everyone else on the bed. With 3 couples there was no way we could get into a rhythm and were pretty much just bouncing around the bed like a damn trampoline. Unsurprisingly others had started to watch from the doorway and some even giggled. I have to say I was the first to "tap out" but once I did everyone else was relieved as no one wanted to be the first to do so. Eventually the room with 3 single beds in it emptied and we were able to pick up where we left off but not without a lot of good nature humor at the "show".

BTW never have more than a "couple" on an air mattress being active. 3+ gives the same results but thankfully this was learned in private. LOL

I think that this is THE best thread in all of the forum!

So Mrs and I are spending the night with our couple friends. Well her hubs takes Mrs to their room and leaves his wife with me on an air mattress in the other room. It is a queen size air mattress and we're all bigger folks. Long story short, I rolled off the air mattress not once but twice while with my lady friend. We all laugh about it now, but it was definitely a spectator sport of Tuck and Roll....lol

Doing a 69 with a lady and she had a massive orgasm and bit me. Drew blood!

My wife and I went to a house party one time that was some what near our town, ended up moving to a side room to have a MFM with a black guy. I was laid back on the bed and he was getting my wife from behind and literally i looked up and one of our neighbors/parents friend was standing there looking in the room at us.

Our first MFM threesome. I was fucking the Mrs so hard, she buried her fingernails deep enough into the other guy’s thigh that he started bleeding all over the place. We both felt really bad about that. But to his credit, he didn’t make a big deal about it.

Got a pump bottle of hand sanitizer confused with lube once. The room was kind of dark and the pump bottle looked just like the ones they used at this party for lube. Probably not the first or last time this happened.

Jess, as someone in your room mates dad's age bracket I'd never leave that room without at least trying to get naked with you. (Meant respectfully lol)

on my first 3 some the woman complained about him not being able to fuck her {i thought his cock was too big )but to my amazement when i got there he was too fat,but she was one of my best fucks and came back many times{heis bi and loved to suck my cock}

Not sure how the “dad” resisted, I can’t imagine waking out with out having joined in. ;^D

Welcome to the fora Jessy.

~Scamp

My college roommate left for Thanksgiving and I was leaving too, but decided to stay one more day. My boyfriend at the time and I wanted to have a little fun in the empty apartment. I was in the middle of a 4-some (with my BF and two other guys) when my roommate's dad walked in. Apparently he was passing through and stopped to get some of her things. And before you ask, no it was not like porn, he didn't join in. I literally held a pillow in front of me while surrounded by dicks, lmao. He apologized and quickly turned around and walked out. He literally still hasn't brought it up again to this day... thankfully!!

Beach. what did you do?

Most embarrassing for me was a metal chastity cage going through the airport security check.

Another tale... not really embarrassing , but let's call it challenging.
She's on the bed on her back, head over the edge, deep throating me.
The candle on the nightstand lights the lamp shade on fire...
And I have a dilemma... should I just let it burn and take my chances?!?

The vibrator at the airport happened to us too! I just remember walking through the concourse with her luggage going : buzz, buzz, buzzzzzz. Good times!