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Been to passage key many times, but not so much the past 2-3 years. Hoping to go often this spring and summer
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Hung Males
@goodgolly as always a font of sanity and sound information. Thank you. So, there you have it. Some women want/need them longer, some don't.
Hung Males
I'm hesitant to post in this women's thread, but... im curious if my understanding is correct. Though there are of course outliers, my sense is that the variance in depth - distance from entrance to cervix- among women is pretty minimal. S…
does caliente have a playroom again?
Thanks! we need to get out there again soon.
Paradise Lakes or Caliente or both
hotluvrs - yes, something like that
Caliente
I posted this question under the florida forum. Does Caliente have a playroom again? they had one years ago but they had to close it due to some kind pf permitting violation.
does caliente have a playroom again?
Caliente had a playroom for about a year or so, but several years ago it closed for code violations or something. Recently i checked a notice for an event at caliente here on sls and saw that they say they have playrooms. Does that mean th…
Shaved or Some FUR?
i prefer the fur. much much better visually for me, and I've never felt like getting a hair in my mouth was something to worry about.
How many times?
mrs lovemonkey comes pretty easily, but when we play with others she comes with me (we usually finish with each other) rather than the other guy. not always but the usual pattern is that there's four-way foreplay, then swap, then finish wi…
DVP
we tried it for the first time a couple of weeks ago. the other guy on his back with legs together, mrs lovemonkey in regular cowgirl, me behind straddling the other guys' legs. couldn't do it, even with the other guys' wife assiting by pu…
Fem has a question for you guys about big lips
love all pussies, but find lippy ones even more erotic.
MFM DP
can I ask what resort in wpb you're referring to? I'm aware of the rooftop in Hollywood, but that's some ways from WPB. I am not aware of a lifestyle resort in the wpb area.
Masturbation
we did this boating with a couple we had played with. the other wife wasn't in the mood but I started fiddling about with mrs lovemonkey. she began to return the favor, manually and orally, and soon the other guy positioned himself for som…
In Florida and wanting our 1st 3some
"we have full swapped before but now its time for the 3 pack!! " I'd be honored to be considered for the position. Any position.
Love Lounge a scam?
never heard of it
Missed connections
nude sun - I've been wondering about SVR. . . I was there once and I got the vibe it was a "no funny business" vanilla-type nudist establishment. Did I get the wrong impression? Is there a good amount of play going on there? BTW, how is th…
los angeles swinger clubs? Jan 6
visiting family in west LA area. we've set aside Saturday nigh Jan. 6 for our own fun. any recommendations? I've done some searches and it looks tricky out there. would love to have some unbiased insight.
Fantasy fuck
journalist Julia Ioffe is super sexy. she does a long Frontline interview about putin and Russia. I want to kiss her everything I see it
How many many men have fucked your wife/gf?
as of two weeks ago, 8 post-marriage
How many many men have fucked your wife/gf?
since we were married, 7. before that I think about 6-7.
Fantasy fuck
also aubrey plaza. super sexy in white lotus season 2. for that matter, the actress who plays the italian prostitute Luciana in WLs2 is super hot as well.
Fantasy fuck
just saw glass onion. i was only dimly aware of the name Janelle Monae, and had no real idea who she was. now, definitely a fantasy. lots of topless pics of her on the interwebs. hot hot hot. and super sexy in glass onion.
Lifestyle and ED
Thankfully I still don't need meds for a regular woody. but my hard-on isn't as hard as it once was and a second round is less certain than before so I take viagra when playing with others or going to a club. that stuff is like magic. hard…
Women squirting - yea or neh?
One of very few squirters I've been with - maybe the only one who really seriously squired - did it involuntarily, and I assume not always. she was basically embarrassed. this was in the 90s. I guess I was already somewhat familiar with th…
All Fingers Pointed at Biden Administration for Nord Stream Sabotage
not a troll at all. happy to have an intellectually honest, fact-based discussion. some undisputed facts: 1. the russians wanted trump to win, and hated hillary. 2. They helped trump. they hacked dnc and podesta emails, and released them.…
A lot of smokers
my wife and I are very light, constantly-trying-to-quit smokers. For example, I'm at the 10 cigs or less per week level for the past few months, but it was much worse earlier this year, like a pack and a half per week. my wife suspects tha…
Bidenflation and Supply Chain Issues
@funfor2houston - I don't mean to be rude but you have sufficiently demonstrated such a complete lack of understanding of economics that I realize trying to communicate with you is hopeless. I can only recommend that you spend a few months…
Bidenflation and Supply Chain Issues
sorry but you are not paying attention to reality. SA and russia and the rest of opec plus announced they were restricting oil supply. that will cause prices to rise. what am i missing here? and as far as supply, all i can tell you is that…
All Fingers Pointed at Biden Administration for Nord Stream Sabotage
trump did collude with russia. what's your point?
Bidenflation and Supply Chain Issues
@funfor2 - the fact that MBS and SA screwed us is not debatable. it's a public act. my depth of knowledge of SA is irrelevant. and yes, the pandemic is over, here, but it's not in china, and in case you haven't noticed, the chinese governm…
Hygiene at a club/party?
this is the husband, but i think it applies equally to both genders. i never eat before playtime, only after. in fact, if I'm going to be naked in public or semi-public, and even more so if I'm going to be naked and having sex in semi-publ…
Bidenflation and Supply Chain Issues
btw, a little economics lesson for the trumpers and republitraitor half-wits (not directed at funfor2 unless this characterization applies): First, before I address the causes of the current inflation, let's talk about what could be done a…
Bidenflation and Supply Chain Issues
btw, a little economics lesson for the trumpers and republitraitor half-wits (not directed at funfor2 unless this characterization applies): First, before I address the caiues of the current inflation, let's talk about what could be done a…
Bidenflation and Supply Chain Issues
@funfor2houston - regarding my post 5 days ago: I was referring to the fact that the saudis stabbed us in the back and joined russia in agreeing to limit oil production, which will push gas prices up again. they are our enemies, and they w…
All Fingers Pointed at Biden Administration for Nord Stream Sabotage
complete loonyness. this proves only the derangement of the republitraitor conspiracy nuts
swinger clubs in amsterdam
we'll be there in a couple of weekends. i get the impression there are quite a few. any recommendations? the cleaner, more upscale, and couples-friendly the better.
Bidenflation and Supply Chain Issues
yep, our nation's enemies, trump's friends, want to keep Trumpflation going to hurt biden politically. they know which party they prefer: trump and the republitraitors, because they weaken and betray our country.
Lost Underwear!
atip - fun4two! best swing club in the world, in my limited experience
Females that squirt
it's a mystery. and keep in mind that a significant number of women do it involuntarily (I guess at the moment of release it's always involuntary, but anyway . . .) and would rather not.
Am i the Only girl who adores a huge load
@heelsin the air - that is an inspiring piece of erotic writing. you're a poet. a bard. a hemingway. not one word out of place. not one word too many. I'm in awe.
Pubic Hair
fun italian - your skin tone and bush color are exactly what I find most sexy about keeping a bush. a dark bush against olive or fair mediterranean skin. or, as with my wife, fair asian skin. the contrast is just super sexy. while blonde b…
Fuck licking
our very first "swing" experience involved fuck licking. we started, as I suspect many do, with girl-girl play only. no man is touching my wife! lol. so we met this couple off of sls. it was an american husband and a wife from a former sov…
Multiple creampies
i get wood almost every time i read one of funitalian's posts. such a wonderfully naughty girl.
What’s more enjoyable Fresh or Sloppy Pussy
I thought felching referred only to sucking semen from an anus.
Will Trump ever have a good week?
it's looking more and more like scumbag trump will finally be held to account for innumerable crimes.
Pubic Hair
i prefer natural, but still wildly enthusiastic about pussy no matter the coiffure.
Any ideas?
@slenderguy-not important but bradycardia is low heart rate - as you kind of refer to - not low blood pressure. I don't know if they are associated but they definitely don't always go together. I too have a hr around 50 but normal - often…
Question: Men, Women, Couples: How did you feel the first time:
how did i feel the first time we had intimate interaction with just a guy? thrilled. the first time, we were with a couple that we had full swapped with several times, but the wife decided she didn't want to swing anymore. we were out on o…
How many of you are bareback optional?
covid vaccines are highly effective. proven, undisputed fact. anything to the contrary one might hear is just looniness
How many of you are bareback optional?
@lindayfeo I'd been wondering the same thing. if a dose is about 250, where does the 750 come from? 3 doses required to be vaccinated?
Women with hair in wrong places
mayhem that's what mrs lovemonkey does in actual practice, virtually 100% when we might have intimate contact with others or are going to swing club, and pretty often if we're going to a nude beach or resort. she shaves from the top of the…
Single Guy Cruise Fun
great story. love it.
Women with hair in wrong places
I am completely over the thrill of a completely bare pussy, and shaved dicks look silly to me. That's not to say I affirmatively don't like bare pussy. It's fine and still cute and nice and I want it, but I prefer something approaching a n…
Contacts
FWB - I suspect part of it is that husbands take more pics of their wives, especially nudes, than vice-versa. I have to explicitly ask my wife to take pics of me, other than with the kids on vacations and such, and especially when I'm nude…
I love watching my guy fucking another woman?
@tallmark - yes. the one who told us they split up wasn't explicit about temp vs permanent or separated vs. divorced but I'm guessing it was permanent and they're divorced now.
Gangbangs and multiple men fantasies
@lissa - hot story
I love watching my guy fucking another woman?
a couple we played with last year had a wife who was still hesitant to play but wanted to watch her husband with another girl, and the husband was game for it. i like many husbands love watching my wife in action, so I was ok with not fuck…
Regarding January 6th
obviously i can't on a chat room on a fucking swinger site. the fact you ask such a stupid thing proves you're either a moron or dishonest. but i can cite you to a good substitute for proof: the fact that no evidence of fraud was ever intr…
Regarding January 6th
thank god it's only dems and two of the very few repubs who are patriotic and believe in democracy. no republican lying and bullshit. and again, dem credibility isn't an issue. 100% of the evidence is either undisputed documents or testimo…
Regarding January 6th
the election fraud stuff is 100% false. never a shred of evidence. barr himself, a trump bootlicker, calls it bullshit. judge luttig, a conservative icon, calls it bullshit. everyone - literally everyone, 100% - of people with the sense go…
Regarding January 6th
trump did collude with russia. ample evidence, and again never contradicted. mostly in public. you're just so brainwashed and propagandized you can close your eyes to it. yes, doj is slow. and they may never indict because they're afraid o…
Regarding January 6th
@bonnieandclyde no proof? lol. there is tons of proof. and none of it is disputed. all the accused and many of their toadies won't show up and testify under oath; some make vague broad denials in public but don't even bother to deny any ac…
Regarding January 6th
hard to be confident since garland seems like a wuss, but it's looking more and more like traitor trump and all his scumbag traitor minions will get prosecuted. there's no plausible doubt they conspired to overthrow the us constitution. on…
do you swing with those who are Bi
thai food is the best
Same room or Separate room FULL SWAP?
never done separate room. to me the whole point is not getting to fuck other women, but engaging in group sex, with my wife. honestly I'm not even that keen on "swapping" where my wife does the other guy and I do the other girl, in the sam…
Is the lifestyle aging out?
i was wondering the same thing last week so just out of curiosity did a search on sls for people 18-30. I thought there were quite a few. I can't guess at a percentage because I don't know the total, but it didn't seem like they were rare.…
How to properly bring up play?
sure depends on context. if you're talking about at a swinger's club or a lifestyle resort or the like, so you don't have to worry about disclosing your degenerate sex practices to folks who might be unreceptive or indiscreet, obviously yo…
Full Swapping in separate rooms
on the performance issue, I have never had a problem but a couple of years ago I got viagra for playtime. it doesn't just guarantee there's not a complete failure - which i don't think I have to worry about, but you never know - but for me…
Soft swingers who are really full service at times
managing expectations is super important to avoid friction and hurt feelings in this thing, so it makes sense some would do this.
Hand job only
watched my wife jerk a guy off. he finally came all over her, added to the load I had dumped on her belly and tits after fucking her while the guy watched, a few minutes earlier. one of the hottest things I've ever seen. maybe the hottest.
Nude workout with swing friends
and lake como, an aanr nudist resort (not overtly lifestyle-friendly), has great tennis courts that we've used many times naked. just the two of us, so not "with swinger friends", but there were others on the courts and they might have bee…
Nude workout with swing friends
Caliente resort north of tampa, which is a lifestyle friendly nudist resort, has an annual 5k I've done a few times. They have a gym too but I've never been in there. Probably yoga classes too now that I think about it.
Key West swing club?
yes! deja vu. wish it were still there
Mutual masturbation with another couple
we've included this in some of our soft-swap experiences; usually one of the wives doing herself while the other three watched. super hot for me.
Key West swing club?
"there used to be an overTly lifestyle-friendly, clothing optional place, can't remember the name. it was about a dozen rooms surrounding a courtyard with a pool. we went in 2001 or so. it closed within a year or 2 or 3 or so after that. m…
Key West swing club?
to my knowledge there is none. a few strip clubs i think, but that's it. the garden of eden "clothing optional" rooftop bar, but that's just a place for a very determined exhibitionist woman to be aggressively gawked at, in my limited expe…
Public exhibition
maybe my favorite was on our honeymoon in paris, we went to the chateau de versailles. on a tour, as was mandatory at that time. we were shown into the royal theatre, where french royalty and aristocrats would see plays, concerrts etc. we…
Watching wife with a bbc
the travel veteran nailed it, not surprisingly. in the grand scheme of racism and racial sterotypes and racial insensitivity, this is pretty far down the list of things to be concerned about - because as TTT said it is in a way a positive…
President Biden.
always amazed how many america-hating pro-traitor trump republi-traitors there are in the swinger community. very disappointing
Regarding January 6th
wow. lots swingers defending the 1/6 republi-traitors who attempted to violently overthrow the US government and constitution, and traitor trump who at a minimum incited it, and probably was involved in the actual planning. no doubt traito…
Item attached to antenna on car has a meaning
That's funny I just heard this yesterday form a friend whose sisters live in the Villages. So at a minimum it is something going around in the Villages. How may people actually do it is another question.
Double penetration
@canyoubelieve these forums need a like button or boner button or something. very hot
Poker night fantasy
@mayhem. now you're talking
Poker night fantasy
no offense but this is a cliche story. similar to the "wife serving drinks and snacks while the guys watch the game" scenario. sounds like fun tho, don't get me wrong. i just think the reality-based obstacles to it's really happening are a…
President Biden.
I am always surprised by how many lifestylers are in deranged republicans. thank god we have honest, competent, morally decent government again.
caliente have a playroom now?
i figured out where I saw the reference to the playrooms: it was on sls, as part of an events notice for a caliente party. i wonder if club rouge is going to be open during the day. for years when mrs lovemonkey and i have gone out there j…
Actually looking like your pics
in defense of older pics . . . the pic upload and gallery management function on this website is a nightmare. and, considering I have thousands of potential pics changing anything is a major undertaking. I started to try and do it last wee…
Jovencito 18 anos para Cornudos y Parejas Latinas
saying english should be the official language is one thing, and it depends on what you mean. a bad idea in my opinion, but it depends. saying people should only speak english in the us is another thing, and absurd. there is no country in…
Jovencito 18 anos para Cornudos y Parejas Latinas
ay yay yay. callate pendejo
President Biden.
Biden's doing a great job. I'm amazed how many of you are either deeply offended by competence and common decency or completely illiterate about economics. The inflation is both transitory and has almost zero causal relation to anything Bi…
Words that turn you off in a profile
so many things are just redundant/unnecessary, so not so much a turn-off in and of themselves but an indication of a relative lack of imagination - no drama, ddf, lots of others
What’s more enjoyable Fresh or Sloppy Pussy
we're a condom only couple, so no sloppy seconds, but i love going second and getting her when she's already wet and open and swollen.
What’s more enjoyable Fresh or Sloppy Pussy
we don't let other guys come in her - condoms only - but i love fucking her after the other guys have been in her, especially taking turns back and forth for a while. the thought makes it feel naughtier and she is open and gaping and wet a…
What’s more enjoyable Fresh or Sloppy Pussy
we don't let other guys come in her - condoms only - but i love fucking her after the other guys have been in her, especially taking turns back and forth for a while. the thought makes it feel naughtier and she is open and gaping and wet a…
The Hot Spot
If you're having trouble finding it it may be because Pearson is spelled Pierson (I'm pretty sure). Fern capitol of america. lol.
caliente have a playroom now?
i'd swear i heard or read somewhere that caliente has a playroom now, down in the bottom floor below the club where the shop is. but their website says nothing about it. did i hallucinate this? does anyone know?
Let's hear it for the natural breasts!
@onehorney - could easily be true. i defer to your superior data.
Let's hear it for the natural breasts!
love flave and flava as abbreviations of flalovemonkeys. lol. what time it is boeeeee! (public enemy reference, if you're not familiar) @funly meaning mine (the husband's) too? can't say it's ever occurred to me before that i might have su…
Let's hear it for the natural breasts!
my sense is that the fashion for implants has lessened a lot over the past decade or so. i feel like there was a time in the 90's, maybe beginning in late 80's, when 70% plus of playboy and penthouse models had been enhanced, and natural a…
Double Pussy Penetration
ty. I am a huge fan of them. lol