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A hush falls over the crowd... Mr. SOTW steps up to the microphone and clears his throat, "Always Remember, People Do not Quit Jobs. They Quit Managers." The artist Formally known as Mr.SOTW drops the mic, wraps his arm around his Princess…
My post was deleted by SLS.
Over half the Acre peas left over. 1 cornbread mini loaf and 1 serving of Pork. Plenty enough for a good lunch. This may be our last transmission..... The SLS Gestapo Is after us.... Peace!
Profile I am the one that flagged your profile. I see that it is online now. Not sure why it was put back online. I will follow up on that. I flagged it because of the below line in your profile: "SLS Tec Support's new Profile Pic policy s…
In my best Colossus voice... "Ppl think that Being Super Swinger is full time job, it's not.... We were banned... from SLS... for... Foourr orrr Fife Mooments , Just think ... of all the hot... horney women we missed out on....in that foou…
I'm sure it has nothing to do with our involvement in the resistance to this app. Our profile was taken off line today. All I said in our profile was Mr.SOTW has k I k. I deleted those 3 words and, we're back.... Lol!
From The Thread I Mentioned "I got a reply back from tech support saying that the pic has to be G-rated. When I pressed saying that it is completely G-rated, they replied that our faces are obstructed and they cannot be. That's not happeni…
The new guidelines state that your face must be visible. Let me post this question, as a School teacher, Bank Teller, Grocery bagger, gas station attendee... ect. Are you willing to post a non obstructed face pic on SLS where free members…
A short while after FOSTA La Vista. One of Mrs. SOTW's coworkers came in bitching about a website he's on that deleted all his messages....
We're the type to make lemonade (more like mojitos) out if lemons. Now that we're Gumbys we came up with a cute Gumby related tag line.
Fresh field peas, Jiffy brand corn bread, and grilled pork loin.
R&S That's common. I've even heard of ppl showing up in their own WVM...
Savor this moment.... I am ;-)
From The Thread I Mentioned "I got a reply back from tech support saying that the pic has to be G-rated. When I pressed saying that it is completely G-rated, they replied that our faces are obstructed and they cannot be. That's not happeni…
See thread I mentioned. It is my understanding that only the default pic must comply with the new rules. Not the entire folder, but I did find it silly for ppl to have clear face pics and blurred out nudes in their open pics.
Ahh... The Good Ole Days... When nothing but beautiful Nipples and Torsos filled the computer screen....
I wanted to name our boat "Scallywags On The Weekend" but we went with one more fitting
There are so many of these threads going right now. I saw one earlier today where Tec Support replied their faces must be unobstructed. Found it. Better Profiles/thumbnailprofile. Reply from Tec Support to Swingwoodcpl4fun
"where the person's face isn't visible"
Allen. That's just lazy. You didn't use the correct Margin/format/layout. ;-)
Thanks K&K. I do have it turned off. It would be awkward to explain to my employees what Mr.SOTW stood for.
Better still. Find Wayne in the forum and click lower right corner where it says (see recent posts). He posted the new rules. That is, unless he deleted it like SLS Tec Support did the day before.
Scroll around the forums and you will see that if your profile pic is not of your full front, including your clear unblurred face. It is not in compliance with the new policy. Because of the clear face part. Most ppl will opt out of having…
Everytime I get on KIK it asks if I want to search my phone contacts for friends who are also KIK users. I always click no. Just wondering..... if someone in my phone contacts says yes, will I show up??
Who's on. We have 4 Gumbys 10 that will/should be Gumbys under the new rules 6 profiles with compliant default pics
Lunch today with my mom for Mother's Day
Romaine salad topped with grilled chicken breast
@Current The "I Eat Ass" Dash cam video is on the Tube. I watched it... Shortman Syndrome and Puritanical Mentality at its finest. The guy has filed a counter suit, which I am sure he will win.
Hollywood icon Doris Day dies at 97
It sounds to me like SLS will be delisted pretty fast.
It takes several hours and sometimes days to have a new Default pic added. Please see the multiple posts in the Website and the Open forums threads. Or if you are a lifetime member there is a green banner stating Millions of pics need to b…
@V/S Don't forget... The have Millions of pics to review
Dry rubbed Grilled chicken breast with loaded baked potato.
"I'm sort of weird by todays standards in that I believe life is too short to bother with rude people, and to not respond to a call or text is blatantly rude." AMEN!!!!
Mrs. SOTW quote of the day. "We're watching sports?...... You must be drunk!" (We're watching Rugby for the first time.)
@AnJ. After SLS finally explained it correctly we are ok with the app. Minus Wayne's post yesterday, "Picture cannot be Headless No Photo taken from behind, where the person's face isn't visible, only the back of their head is visible" I a…
Good point.. Kik does the same thing.
After following the back and forth chatter concerning the new pic policy. From the Band: MISSIO, "DIZZY"
I don't know why SLS didn't explain the new app correctly from the beginning. They used wording like Child Friendly and General public. When what they should of done is say, we are creating a mobile app to access the site and your public p…
Jim Fowler, who hosted 'Wild Kingdom' series, is dead at 89
Wouldn't a Family portrait with Grandma, Grandpa, mom, dad the kids and their dog sitting by a fireplace adhere to the mobile app standards as described below?
Free members can see your public photos and text. They can not be given access to any private pic folders and can not read, reply to, or send emails. They also can not read or participate in the forums so they most likely don't know what t…
For anyone keeping track Yesterday Tec Support said that you could blur out your faces. Wayne just said " No photos taken from behind where the person's Faces isn't Visible"
QUICK.... Someone write this shit down before they delete it like Tec Support did yesterday in the Website/profile pic thread.....
Wayne.. "Also we are not making you rate pictures that have already been rated by us. That would be silly".... That is simply not true. I recognized several already approved and current profile pics when I was reapproving pics. Some were c…
#1: In our experience.. 66% is not too low #2: After we were alerted we were at 66%. We opted out of this program. #3 please see thread under Website titled Profile pics for further comments
Does anyone else wonder if our Location and our Profile Text will also be readily available to the general public and their children??
Chicken Leftovers with a side salad. I unexpectedly had 5ppl over for lunch so there were No baked beans or Southern potato salad left for tonight.
Don't get me started on the cleavage Nala from the Lion King flaunted..
True... Plus Ariel only wore seashells, Jasmine wore a skimpy top with see through pants, Princess Leia wore a bikini and was chained to a Slug in suggestive poses and... believe it or not... some scenes are shot with someone not facing th…
@Allen. New SLS pic policy...aka Muslim dress code The Islamic Dress Code. Obeying this dress code is a form of obedience to God. Islam forbids any sex appeal and physical allurement outside of marriage. In contrast, Islam encourages sex a…
It took almost 2 hours for ours to go away
3 weeks ago I was doing some and noticed that I had a message..,.. 66% correct responses . If I get much lower I will be removed from pic approval. At that point I Unsubscribed.
SP. We are surrounded by 3 of the best neighbors you could ask for. All 3 have chickens and each has a little garden. Every once in a while I come home to a shopping bag full of fresh eggs, vegetables and fruits sitting on my doorstep. We…
They were great. We exercised self control and only had one each. By doing this in the oven the cooking time was nearly twice what the grilling time would of been. Once out of the Chicken pan, and before the sauce, I switched between bake…
Right here in our neck of the woods! A Florida man was arrested over the weekend for refusing to remove a sticker from his vehicle’s window that crudely described a person’s sexual appetites. Dillon Shane Webb, 23, was charged with misdeme…
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Family dinner night at Casa de SOTW. Tonight we're having Bacon wrapped, Cream Cheese Jalapeno Stuffed, Boneless Chicken Thighs. Glazed with a pre-heated combination of Sweet Baby Ray's BBq sauce, Bourbon Chicken Sauce and light brown suga…
Anyone else notice that Tec Support deleted their post?
We deleted all our public and private pics. From the group Absofacto. "Dissolve"
We agree with the gumby.
Tomorrow.... I can't wait for tomorrow!!!!
It's not likely that someone would stay this far away but The Bungalow House in Key Largo made the news. The Video looks worse than it was. You can find it on the Tube. Due to an early morning fire on Sunday, May 5th which was, isolated wi…
One piece of fried chicken.
@Mayhem Unless NASA gets involved I have read that blurred pics can NOT be unblurred. One way to be sure. Once you blur the pic. Screenshot it. That way its a whole new pic with the blur as the original. Speaking of NASA I saw that rocket…
A pic with No head may be construed as the "Headless Horsemen" and may frighten the fragile children :-D
Tec support's reply belongs under. "Funniest Shit I Heard Today"
Listening to 70s on 7. Chicago. 25 or 6 to 4 It reminded me of a party I went to long ago where the dick to chick ratio was 17 to 2. I don't know how the other 16 guys ended up but I had a hell of a good night. ;-)
Darn Auto correct. Cuke. Aka. Cucumber.
A sliced cute, one tomato, a little onion a sprinkle of cheese and ranch dressing.
We have only canceled or rather, said no thank you. (neither were set up dates) on 2 occasions when Aunt Flow came to visit. One of them we made up for it and then some. The other she wishes she had another shot at.
#1 Appendicitis surgery. #2 had to work... ER um. Taking the kids to the county Fair ( even though it was raining) #3 We couldn't find a babysitter 3 to 10 days from now. (Vacation hook up) #4 my GF decided she no longer wants to be in the…
@Yeaokay Welcome to the forums. AKA The Funny Farm
FWIW SF and Couples are held to the same standard. We have been known to give a SF 3 strikes but in our experiences if they get 2 strikes odds are they will earn the 3rd.
Sex Monster was a good one. Guy begs his wife for a FFM threesome and she finally gives in. It turns out she liked it and she wants more. Eventually it is more than he can handle so she starts hooking up without him, A LOT... Moral of the…
In the case I referenced, he was available. He was at the same parties we were at. We don't have a dog. We thought about keeping the one that was dumped at our weekend house a while back. He was a cool dog, but we travel so much and spend…
Left overs
It's been a really long day. No time to cook dinner. We ordered a White chicken pizza for Mr. And a buffalo chicken pizza for the Mrs. Both small and Delivered from Papa Johns.
You need to go to his/their profile and find the block button. We don't use the im feature so we don't know if you can block from there.
@Hot We don't go to bars much anymore. Facebook is a gold mine. SLS is only a blip on the radar.
You can lump us in with the 95%ers. We do not consider ourselves "Unicorn Hunters" but Mrs. SOTW has always liked girls more than guys. Recent events just solidified that on both spectrums. A Fun night with a Single Female, and a week late…
Then again this is SLS so, throw all logic out the window.
When I was approving pics for the mobile app. I recognized about a dozen of them, Two were forum participants (shout out to Tigg and Hotlovers) and I saw some from our area. . All were their current default pics. NJNY Your most recent defa…
I wonder if the missing profile pics have anything to do with the new "Child Friendly" guidelines... I just took a look at who's on and I noticed a bunch of profiles in our area have been changed to Gumby. Some of them had semi nude pics b…
K-rab, Celery and Onion salad with Low Sodium Ritz Crackers. I needed a break from the usual.
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My favorite of all time was about 5 years ago. We exchanged messages with a couple for a few months. Finally all of our schedules aligned. They asked us to dinner and we said sure. They said "there is just one catch.... We will only meet y…
6 + years ago we met a couple at a central Florida swingers "resort". We hit it off at the tiki bar pretty well and we invited them back to our room. We started with G/G, and a little Soft Swapping, after that, we started with our own part…
Salad...… We watched "Cowboy Kent Rollins on the Tube.. How to make homemade Churros"... OMG.. I can't wait till the wedding is over so we can start eating real food again!
We have the un-edited version. It is a lot more Sexual between them...
@Sorillo. FYI we love the Leon reference. That was just a few minutes before he was handed a grenade. "This...…. is...... from...... MATILDA....!"
She did not have a gun. She was arrested at another branch the week prior and put on suicide watch because she threatened to kill herself then. Why she was not Baker acted today, I couldn't tell you. But to answer your question. If she pul…
A lady walks in to Mrs. SOTW's place of work. Announces she has a gun and threatened to shoot everyone in the building. This is in a department across the hall so Her side is told to stay in their offices. She along with 5 other employees…
HT; We dabble in wine making. Not from scratch though, we buy the wine kits. Each kit makes between 30 and 35 bottles of wine. We just got finished starting 3 kits that we will use as our Wedding guest take away gifts. We are making Coconu…
BLT on Toast
OP. The answer is simple. People do not read profiles. They do not care what YOU want, only what THEY want. There is also those who buy into the Frat Boy mentality of "If you ask 100 people to have sex, one will say yes" We had "Please do…
Captain....
Bohemian Rhapsody Finally made it's way to Red Box. I am glad we waited and didn't see it in the theater because Mrs SOTW was free to sing every word and stomp her feet along with the rhythm, as for me, I didn't see what all the fuss was a…
Mrs SOTW had hummus and pretzels. I had Scallops and macaroni salad.
Look who showed up to the party!! Been a while...
