Double penetration
Wife has NO interest in anal, BUT she does love being spit roasted, so it technically IS a double penetration, just not within the commonly accepted definition.
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What's your biggest kink/taboo?
num1scamp, the point I was making is that many things seem/are considered "kinky" until it is actually tried, then it becomes normalized once you decide you like/enjoy it...apparently I missed the mark while looking for a laugh.
What's your biggest kink/taboo?
"kinky" just means you haven't tried it...YET!
Split roast
Mayhem, we actually got into the lifestyle (together, I had some previous experience before she married me) after our last was born. Since the offspring have grown, they have made a habit of commenting about us being "swinging old folks" a…
Split roast
thn1045, OH, we are all too familiar with the cock blocking of offspring, our youngest had a particular knack for it and had impeccable timing too, always calling for us or knocking on our door when we were about 10 minutes into our bedroo…
Split roast
Spit roasting is our favorite, I love sharing my wife and seeing her with another guy(s) and she goes absolutely wild over having 2 cocks at the same time, since she does not ever do anal, sucking while being fucked is perfect for us...I'v…
Coronavirus Covid-19
Not to belittle the importance or seriousness of the Wuhan virus, but the upside of this outbreak is that it has shone a huge bright spotlight on the importance of maintaining at least a balance of American made products vital to the overa…
What's your biggest kink/taboo?
Bridge, I can spell...just not right all the time!
What's your biggest kink/taboo?
some of these "current" responses seemed "charged" with sarcasm...everyone needs to get their wit "amped" up a bit...at first I was "shocked" and annoyed, but when my wife's only response to the thread was "Ohm my" , I figured I over react…
What's your biggest kink/taboo?
Justpooking, Ummm, I dont think you should work around electricity anymore!
Pet Peeves
I would look at it as paying someone 5 bucks to go away, that person showed their true colors, now you know to not trust them in any environment, and now you know to watch your back around that person. All things considered, I'd say you go…
Just how does a MFM or FMF really work?
RustyJ, MFM has been our favorite from the time we got into the lifestyle, we have found that it always pays to ask, or qualify everyones definitions beforehand. My wife loves giving double blowjobs during our MFM's so incidental contact i…
Halle Berry or Jenifer Lopez
BT, wow...a Buckaroo Banzai movie reference! That said...Ellen Barkin was hot in that... Lopez has too much junk in the trunk for my liking...I'd take Halle Berry any day (as if I'd stand a chance...)
Why not the south
Wife and I are both in high visibility professions, her in education, me working for federal Gov't, we think our photos are pretty good, tho blurred/cropped, we also have galleries with unblurred/uncropped photos. We specify our preference…
#Winning
sardukar...for once I agree with you on something.
Pet Peeves
WaupacaWildOnes, this topic has been covered repeatedly, if you dont care for free members, skip/delete them, its like changing the channel on the TV, this site used to have free and different length trial memberships, not everyone decides…
Cannabis and sex
I discovered the enjoyment of MJ late in life, started smoking in place of all the pills they wanted me to take during my chemotherapy and therefore wound up enjoying some stoned sex as a side effect. Smoking and sex together can be enjoya…
Pet Peeves
We have had a lot of "window shoppers" also, it used to really annoy me (husband), some you just cant explain, but I did finally realize that if one spends any time in the chat rooms or makes any comments in the forums, other people tend t…
Pet Peeves
In the last week we have gotten a few e mails that run from a moderate length sincere interest from a traveling couple to an older single guy who copied and pasted the body of his profile to a young single guy whose only typing was "Mfm?"…
#Winning
tbr, ugh, like a dog with a bone, just cant let it go, huh? again, my REACTION to actions initiated by other drivers looking to do me harm are not relevant to this topic, if someone, ANYONE attempts to do me harm, either in a vehicle or fa…
#Winning
Hmmm, an assumption of my motives and thinking followed by a pointless statement, actually tbr, I only cared about Obama's birth cert. because it is a requirement to be born in the USA (that is the rest of the land mass to the east of Cali…
#Winning
There is no legal requirement of ANY kind that presidential candidates release tax returns from any year. Indeed, there is a strict, strong constitutional right to privacy for all tax returns. Presidential candidates are legally required t…
#Winning
8, why even ask about our own perceived driving skills if you were ready to simply dismiss my answers out of hand? You, I assume, are transporting your firearms according to your state or local ordinances/laws, just as I am using my state…
#Winning
8, quite honestly, yes, I do, more than 40 yrs of driving, cert. for motorcycle rider course completion, only laid down a bike once (when I was 12), multiple times holding post of Road Captain and Safety Officer for my organization. I alwa…
#Winning
"Jersey John Wayne" LOL Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment!
#Winning
I never proclaimed I was an irresponsible gun owner, merely pointed out that seeing me open carry (legally) was enough to change the attitude of other drivers, BUT I wont continue the argument, lets all just be glad we dont live near each…
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8, I'm not sure what your trying to say, for 1 I said it was an idiot train, not that either of the 2 were themselves idiots and 2, I dont see how cutting and pasting an opinion I posted on another thread regarding something entirely diffe…
#Winning
ok, here goes...there have been over 20 shutdowns that I can remember in my 57 yrs, we survived them, we'll survive this one, responsibility of the shut down, Pres. Trump did allow the gov't shutdown, but the intractability of the Scheumer…
#Winning
some of these viewpoints are both hilarious and scary at the same time, I find it amazing that there are so few who can not/will not admit to "the other side" having a valid point in any way, shape or form...ever.
#Winning
wow...this is entertaining as hell...
A Song to Suit your current Mood
PAGent, "the second half of the song" really? you should hang your head in shame! LOL
road rage!
I had a feeling this would happen, think/say what you want, but I never "show" my sidearm, I open carry, easily seen by anyone whether I am on my Harley, in my truck or car, standing in line at the store or bank (yes, in AZ you can carry i…
road rage!
Rabbit, "Anyone that would purposefully drop or throw large steel nuts, rocks, etc onto the road knowing it will likely hit the windshield of the car behind them is a complete and utter douchecanoe. That struck car could get into an accide…
road rage!
These stories have me laughing like hell, I am a "non rager", I get calm, cold and calculating...do something stupid, dangerous or selfish to e/in front of me and I will miss my exit by 3 off ramps JUST to make you miserable. Big rigs, lan…
Pet Peeves
PAGent, The wife and I are so close, other close couples shake their heads and wonder about us! We know each other way too well! LOL Pixie, we checked out your profile and photos, DNLB is right! ;-) DNLB, speaking of enjoying someones phot…
Pet Peeves
PAGent, the wife and I are complete opposites, I analyze every profile and e mail we receive, she, on the other hand, does instant reaction to what she sees and reads, comments to me about it and I analyze the stats, and profile descriptio…
Women and oral sex
When I first met my wife, her first and only experience with giving oral sex was extremely unpleasant, I "taught" or helped her learn to enjoy it, she actually got too good at it and had to teach her to slow down and prolong the experience…
You can do ONE thing to improve this site . what would you do?
Sorillo, from our experience, the IM chime hasnt worked in a VERY long time, dont think it ever has for us, I lost count of the number of times we've had to send an apology message to people who reached out to us while I was in chat, expla…
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Gary Allan - Get off on the Pain ______________________________________ My whole life I been pickin fights There ain't no way to win There's a hundred scars and "shoulda run aways" left tattooed on my skin, There's a side of me that just w…
#Winning
I swear the forums are in desperate need of a face palm emoji for people like sar...and nutcal!
What qualities do you look for in a single male?
AandJ, us "Joisey" folks tend to think alike! ;-) sorillo, thats what you get for having cheap carpeting, good rugs are flame resistant...and dont worry, the neighbors weren't staring at you and the couple, it was the half dressed cat that…
What qualities do you look for in a single male?
Is there other munchies available? I really hate popcorn (even the smell of it) and its always a good time for coffee, hot, cold or old coffee, I'll drink it! "jumping through hoops"? we figure, if a guy cant/wont "perform" or make the eff…
Pet Peeves
Rabbit hit on one of my pet peeves and provided valuable info too (I wasn't aware of the hitting space 2-4 times to create a new paragraph) thanks for sharing that simple solution, and the buzzing bees gets to me too, being an avid reader,…
Unhinged Democrat Behavior
OK, a few observations, from a long term married couple, after having several kids, enduring a mutually mentally devastating miscarriage and having a vasectomy (and both of us being born into a large christian religion), vasectomies are no…
That time I was an asshole
That "endearing" east coast attitude has cost me a few jobs out here in AZ, havent shed a tear or lost any sleep over it yet tho! Some can handle it, some cant...oh well :-)
That time I was an asshole
Maybe its a PA/NJ northeast kinda thing...When in NJ, I worked for 16 years in the Engineering Dept. of a huge teaching hospital, the Supervisor was a severely overweight, obnoxious jack off who took pleasure in singling out individuals an…
Single (married playing single) guy, new and need of help please
Jg, on main page, left side, click "forums", scroll down to "successful swinging" category, second one down, click on "better profiles", like PAGent said, if you ask for a critique of your profile...your gonna get it, they are brutal but h…
That time I was an asshole
There are way too many things in my past to list, but yeah, I'm an asshole, apparently, speaking your mind and standing up for my personal beliefs qualifies me on a very high level, add to that, all the things I know I did, mostly because…
What would be a couples advice on a single guy messaging a couple?
Scamp, it all depends...IF we get the room will you and Rabbit show up in AZ to visit? I find Rabbit very desirable...you, eh, not so much! LOL
What would be a couples advice on a single guy messaging a couple?
PAGent, wow, this is turning into a back slapping and kudo's contest! LOL The Mrs. and I, as you can see from reading our profile, have a wide variety of interests, both in and out of the lifestyle. We insist on same room/bed play always,…
What would be a couples advice on a single guy messaging a couple?
ok, round #2, just a bit of clarification, PAGent was right, its noted in scientific studies, men are visually stimulated, women, its audio, yup, what they hear stimulates them more. That's not to say they don't get some stimulation visual…
What would be a couples advice on a single guy messaging a couple?
Liveonce, ok, basically, PAGent was spot on, very well written and knowledgeable response, we wish all single males (and a lot of couples) had his attitude and outlook. (we actually look for and enjoy SELECT single males) Something else yo…
Autofellatio (self sucking)
BT, LOL, Mrs. AZ cant drive a manual (45 minutes in a parking lot and she never even got moving in 1st gear) but to answer your question, she cant shift worth a damn, but oh yeah, she does know how to handle a stick, she even handles 2 sti…
Autofellatio (self sucking)
BT, "Auto" Cunnilingus? See, that's the problem with people in the lifestyle these days...no one knows how to operate a manual anymore...
A rant
Yeah, its a rant...and a well known one, too...we have a very clear, open and direct profile stating what we do and DONT like/have an interest in. It is absolutely amazing the amount of e mails we get from those outside the parameters of o…
When you have a 3-Sum for the first time
funly, no, we all regretted it and knew better than to try again, "when your standing in a hole, the first rule is, stop digging". BT, yes, we are all still friends, and we all regrettably keep the secret from his wife, we agree that we al…
When you have a 3-Sum for the first time
OK, we are the poster children for what NOT to do in an MFM, we broke ALL the rules! Wife revealed fantasy of an MFM, I supported her, we didnt communicate properly, she hatched a plan to "ambush" a married male friend (without telling me)…
Best public place for a first meeting?
We, since moving to AZ in '05, use a variety of places/venues/locations, basically whatever everyone is comfortable with. We typically will meet at a restaurant/bar that is convenient to both couples or the single guy we are meeting, but w…
Hotwife for Gangbang
BT and Tig are staples of the forum, they do add spice and humor , especially when they can use the resident forum know it all as a foil.
Search/Preferences
But I wouldnt hold my breath waiting for it, tho!
What qualities do you look for in a single male?
Tbcguy , This is coming from another Jersey born and raised couple...I'm sorry, but your really racking up the strikes in this game, I will assume you are totally new to and have absolutely no idea what the lifestyle, or t least the lifest…
FREE MEMBERS - now completely restricted
OK, I get it, free members are mostly freeloaders, but SLS actually promoted the problem by allowing free membership with basically full access, without any time limits. There is a huge difference between free and free for a predetermined…
Spelling and grammar, or, How I learned to love proofreading
Ekserb, The "trick" my Aunt taught me was to find something, anything in the writing that piqued (don't you hate when piqued is spelled peaked!) your interest and to focus on and develop that point of interest to get through the missive. I…
Spelling and grammar, or, How I learned to love proofreading
Okay folks, bear with me...when I was a kid (younger than school age) my Father's Aunt/my Great Aunt was an English Teacher in up state New York and also a Nun. Sister Mary would visit us, we would travel to the school to visit her, usuall…
why is having sex with another mans wife so erotic?
"invilid"...I was reading your post with interest and then I got to "invilid" and I cracked up...the irony made me Laugh so hard, I think I hurt myself!
why is having sex with another mans wife so erotic?
RonKathy, We are so glad someone else is irked by "that thar type a spellin", or the inner web shorthand, ur instead or "your", it annoys the wife but it really pisses me off...multiple e mails have been sent to the trash without even bein…
How to be successful in seducing a sexy wife
I'm a Virgo, wife is a Capricorn....but HAD cancer twice...does that count? We have met guys who think like you...they talked themselves right out of a good time before the waitress even got our drinks to the table! Establishing dominance…
Post of the day award
Goodenuff. Like G. Carlin used to say "Our parents sent us to Catholic school to keep us from winding up in prison...if you ever plan on going to prison...catholic school is the best training you could get for it"
Post of the day award
I dont consider it a real school girl outfit, unless there are saddle shoes, ankle socks and 4"heel maryjanes are good too...pom poms are optional.
Tattoo
LadyBSirG, between the wife and I we have 6 tattoos and we are working on designing matching tattoos that will create a whole new tattoo when we stand side by side, it/they are creative, funny, cute and corny. As for your tattoos, to each…
Cum Ettiquite
Licker_and_Nymph, Understood, and agree, all our play is safe, and if others are polite and smart enough, to ask, the potential for an awkward moment is diminished greatly.
why is having sex with another mans wife so erotic?
summer143, wow...people who actually agree with us? We're pleasantly surprised...LOL. BTW, GREAT profile...and photos.
why is having sex with another mans wife so erotic?
First, I apologize for contributing to taking this thread off topic. Second, to get back on topic, we (the wife and I) are of the opinion that the desire to "share" ones spouse/significant other, is more of an off shoot of the basic animal…
Cum Ettiquite
4dv3ntur3, I have found that, like my wife, most women do have preferences, its simple...ask! My wife can hit orgasm just from feeling me cum inside her, but since we always play safe, she doesnt get that from others. Most women actually a…
why is having sex with another mans wife so erotic?
I cant fault you for slow thinking, I'd be happy if you just brought your thinking into the current century! BTW, the basic translation of your excuse for poor spelling and grammar: "I'm too lazy to bother, let others expend the effort to…
why is having sex with another mans wife so erotic?
Too bad more schooling wasn't devoted to spelling and grammar!
why is having sex with another mans wife so erotic?
Is it just us, or does ncal's post come off as a huge "humble brag"? LOL
FREE MEMBERS - now completely restricted
Rabbit/Scamp, Gawd...for his sake lets hope he hasnt!
You can do ONE thing to improve this site . what would you do?
completely revamp/replace the chat platform, use/appoint moderators to the "standard" rooms, go back to allowing the creation of alt./private rooms, allow fly over action inside chat instead of having to open every single persons profile,…
No pics
ok, we will jump into the fray over profile photos...yeah, we hate not being able to see photos of potential playmates, yeah, its annoying to see only "gynecology" shots of her body parts or close up "dick pics", just as annoying as seeing…
Bi Hmmmm
Scamp, yuck...good analogy, but...gross!
Bi Hmmmm
Onearmbiker, yes, in a way, profiles are ads, sometimes you get exactly what is "advertised" other times not so much, and sometimes you get more than what you thought you were getting, as long as boundaries are set, openly discussed and fo…
Bi Hmmmm
Onearmbiker, yes, in a way, profiles are ads, sometimes you get exactly what is "advertised" other times not so much, and sometimes you get more than what you thought you were getting, as long as boundaries are set, openly discussed and fo…
Bi Hmmmm
travellers, thanks so much for the compliments, just let us know when your coming, the bike, truck and convertible are always gassed up, beer fridge is always full (wine too), got plenty of targets and ammo for the .380, .40, .45, .223, .3…
Bi Hmmmm
travelers, wow...some great sexy lines on her...and the Blonde holding her is hot too! LOL What caliber is the Henry? (My dream long gun...in 45 LC) We have chatted before, still think you guys are interesting, funny and desirable! We are…
Bi Hmmmm
SuprFunCpl , wait...did you just refer to us as "EX Jersey"? Aint no such thing! We may have given up our address in Edison and given up on the horse shit politics, taxes, 2A abuses....and shoveling all that white crap...but we brought the…
Bi Hmmmm
Zak, "members need to write better profiles of what they want and who they are looking for also people need to READ the full profile not just a pop up label" What? Really?! Expecting folks to invest time and effort into reading a profile m…
Bi Hmmmm
"and teh wimmens get wet as November"...LOL, too too funny, man!
Bi Hmmmm
Sorillo, well stated...wife and I enjoy MFM's, we actually prefer Bi/Bi curious guys as our 3rd, they are not homophobic, more comfortable with incidental contact, and for the most part, are respectful of boundaries, but there are exceptio…
do you swing with those who are Bi
well, looks like LSD is making a comeback....cause ncal is DEFINITELY trippin! Just when I thought I heard the full extent of his half assed, Mickey Mouse, chuck wagon line of conspiracy theory bullshit...he manages to surprise me again, o…
Bi Hmmmm
Wife and I have encountered a variety of "subterfuge" and less than honest statements (or lack of) in profiles throughout our years in the lifestyle, regarding the sexuality of males, females and couples. We have learned to view all profil…
Convincing wife to swing with bbc
funlyfriend , I'm sure your post was in a humorous vein, but brother in law died and she followed about 6 yrs later, even after they divorced they were best of friends, had dinner together once a week...miss them both every day. (in an equ…
Convincing wife to swing with bbc
Ok, to start, no one should EVER try to "convince" anyone to do anything, ESPECIALLY in the lifestyle.. try it? sure, but convinced to to do something is too close to coercion and that violates the "no means no" rule. Do I have conversatio…
DP yes or no?
travelers, yeah, I know...its like ice skating uphill...lots of effort and you get nowhere...but at the same time, silence is a form of agreement, so, I make my case and move on.
DP yes or no?
"Gee I though sex was about pleasure?" ncal, so, with your line of "reasoning" a woman, or any person doesnt get any enjoyment or pleasure from sex until the exact moment of orgasm? That is idiotic. I get great personal enjoyment from givi…
DP yes or no?
ncal...let me answer for them...BECAUSE THEY WANT TO! In the real world people do what they want, when they like and have the freedom to do so without being questioned...except from rude, arrogant, intrusive individuals who are looking for…
Bi Hmmmm
SuprFunCpl, spoken like a true "Joisey guy/gal"!
HWP
yet another "WTF" moment...and I hate cali!
Bi Hmmmm
Again...still looking for those "eye roll" emojis... SuprFunCpl , you were almost right... he has 3 degrees, a BS, an MS and a PhD...Bullsh*t, More sh*t...and Pile it higher and Deeper...
HWP
See, the forum needs emoji's...how else am I supposed to do an eye roll in response to certain posts? On a serious note, wife and I have met people who carried their weight very well, whose looks/appearance were very appealing despite the…