BobnCat72Member
Hiawassee, GA, Us
Reminds me of the old joke:
Q- Why does a dog lick his balls?
A - Because he can.
Autofellatio (self sucking)
I lived in a house with a bonus room where the roof was close to the floor in the upstairs room. I was 16, taking Karate and quite flexible. It helped that I have a 7.5" cock too. I was able to get most of it in my mouth. It was awesome. I gave better head than my GF at the time. Yes I DID swallow. Heck by that time I had run the bases on the Bi thing and had no hesitation about sucking mine or anyone else's. Those days of experimentation are long gone, almost all the fantasies filled and now just enjoy things when and if they happen.
tiggrcatVeteran
Rockport, MA, Us
it might be fun but i aint long enough and definetly not that flexible anymore ha ha
8inchcableVeteran
Milwaukee, WI, Us
Was able to in my 20's and 30's. I haven't been young, fit and flexible in a long time.
AZ_HANKMember
Tombstone, AZ, Us
I could when I was young and flexible
Santa Monica, CA, Usa
I tried and can just lick the tip of it. Wish I could deep throat it
JandS888Member
Plymouth, MA, Us
If I could I would
dcmdvaMember
Falls Church, VA, Us
Tried to, but I've never been flexible enough. First time was around age 19. I was close enough to shoot cum in my mouth. Most recent time was last year and I had my my wife do the stroking. Her aim needs work though. Most of my cum ended up on my face or shoulder.
Ymichael14Veteran
North Branford, CT, Us
Saw a Ron Jeremy movie once where he sucked his own cock.
Calizona1960Member
Desert Hills, AZ, Us
Before my 20s hit I could but I became way less flexible after that
ionsawmillVeteran
Spanish Fort, AL, Us
Never been flexible enough. I think if I could, I'd never leave home.
sueandtimwish1Member
Boulder, CO, Us
I've sucked my own cock in the past.....long ago past :) I could get the head of my cock in and then cum in my mouth. It was very erotic and I wish still could. A couple of weeks ago while I was sitting on a little step shaving my cock and balls, I got sooo hard that I thought I might be able to suck myself again, but alas, I couldn't. So I had to just think about someone else's beautiful hard cock in my mouth while I finished shaving and trimming!
rlppl4rlfunMember
Crystal Falls, MI, Us
I’ve tried. No success. When I was younger I could lick the tip though.
TallMark45Veteran
Tempe, AZ, Us
Able to get within an inch when I was young, have shot my cum into my mouth but only a few times. I like to cum just a little bit and eat that, mostly precum and mine is very tastee, then cum rest of the way after i swallowed while I was still pre orgasm horny....Mary Jo
funlyfriendVeteran
Albany, NY, Us
Guy,
Have you at least shot your load into your mouth?
GuybothwaysMember
Royal Oak, MI, Us
I wish i could. I can lean against a wall upside down. Feet up, over my head and soot into my mouth or on my own face. But not flexible enoug to get it in
bridgetenderVeteran
New Orleans, LA, Us
I don't know why...maybe I'm overtired(?), but the line from that old joke keeps popping into my head; ...meanwhile, back at the ranch, grandma beat off the Indians singlehandedly...
Ok. I probably should hit the hay.
BT
...Help Wanted: Seeking female heavy equipment operator ;-)
AZMnMRegular
Buckeye, AZ
BT, LOL, Mrs. AZ cant drive a manual (45 minutes in a parking lot and she never even got moving in 1st gear) but to answer your question, she cant shift worth a damn, but oh yeah, she does know how to handle a stick, she even handles 2 sticks at the same time quite well!
bridgetenderVeteran
New Orleans, LA, Us
AZ...
Auto... Van.... Works for me. I don't mean to be too forward, but can Mrs. AZ handle a stick??... Asking for a friend.
BT
Manual....Auto...….how about the old Chrysler style of "push button". I remember "back in the day" when a push (or nudge) of the button in the right spot would work wonders. I wonder if that was the Overdrive gear???
AZMnMRegular
Buckeye, AZ
BT,
"Auto" Cunnilingus? See, that's the problem with people in the lifestyle these days...no one knows how to operate a manual anymore...
bridgetenderVeteran
New Orleans, LA, Us
I'm a big fan of AutoCunnilingus.
BT
...ok, its more like SUVCunnilingus or CrossoverCunnilingus, and I'm hoping to add VintageRVCunnilingus to the list soon.
CatchyNicknameRegular
Hendersonville, TN, Us
Thank you!
And yeah, what she/he said: I’ve learned to block early, and block often on these forums. Don't get a thick skin, just get a quick trigger finger. Well, a quick trigger may not be widely viewed as an asset in the lifestyle, but you get my drift. :p
CopNkittenVeteran
Phila, PA, Us
"Not every thread needs to be derailed by trolls bent on ruining everything they read."
if you are going to hang out in the forums you better get used to it
Can we please get back on topic? Not every thread needs to be derailed by trolls bent on ruining everything they read.