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2020 Bitch of the Day

in Open Forum ·

They are good :) oldest is singing up a storm and we are going to be looking at colleges this spring. Younger is our Brainiac. Trooper...well he is Trooper lol.

2020 Bitch of the Day

in Open Forum ·

it was good to hear from you Scamp! I was at work, which limited my chatting abilities lol give Rabbit a hug for me.

Small vagina

in Women Talk ·

there is no magic cure, however I did several months of therapy (internal massage, with use of dilators) after my hysterectomy because I couldn't have sex without pain no matter the size, how much lube or foreplay. I didn't have a vaginal…

2020 Bitch of the Day

in Open Forum ·

Doing alright, some ups and downs since my last stop in here, but that is life. The last several weeks I have had dreams starring several of our friends from the fora, so here I am to say hello.

2020 Bitch of the Day

in Open Forum ·

after talking to Scamp I decided to come in for a visit, damn this site is slow to respond. mayhem, ours when active was always just a year or two above Troopers age, because he is already 11 years older then me.

2020 Bitch of the Day

in Open Forum ·

after talking to Scamp I decided to come in for a visit, damn this site is slow to respond. mayhem, ours when active was always just a year or two above Troopers age, because he is already 11 years older then me.

2020 Bitch of the Day

in Open Forum ·

after talking to Scamp I decided to come in for a visit, damn this site is slow to respond. mayhem, ours when active was always just a year or two above Troopers age, because he is already 11 years older then me.

Happy Thoughts 2019

in Open Forum ·

HT- found a new medical center that so far I'm loving, have a follow-up on Wed. Hoping to kick some health issues in the ass this year.

2018 Bitch of the Day

in Open Forum ·

part of what annoys me is I belong to a community FB page for our area. People will post about needing someone to do X work on their house, pasture fencing etc. The guys who in theory do this stuff for a living pop up and give their names/…

2018 Bitch of the Day

in Open Forum ·

BF- handyman that was supposed to come give us some estimates didn't show up for his 10am appointment yesterday. Why the fuck is it so freaking hard to find people work on this house/farm???? and before anyone suggests DIY first off Troope…

2018 Bitch of the Day

in Open Forum ·

there most likely is, however since it isn't one I'm familiar enough with doing anything with I most likely will not mess with it. Its not like we really need new pics on our profile, I was just going to upload them so that I could open ou…

2018 Bitch of the Day

in Open Forum ·

bitch of the day, went to upload some of the pics from the NOLA trip. Most of the files are too large for SLS to handle.

Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest

in Open Forum ·

yeah I guess I did when I used to do chicken in white wine sauce. But that was more because I floured the chicken and cooked it with oil then added wine. Haven't made that in a years and never called it a roux. You should have seen my mom…

2018 Bitch of the Day

in Open Forum ·

well it really shouldn't be a bitch of the day because he travels so much, but one of Trooper's clients needs to see him next week. In NOLA. So I'm going to pout about it.

How's the Weather Out There

in Open Forum ·

in theory it is warmer today (mid 30's right now) but overcast and for some reason just feels colder then yesterday. And my fucking phone decided to show me what it was in NOLA just to torment me.

Recent Movies

in Open Forum ·

took the kiddo's to see Crimes of Grindlewald on Saturday night after I got off work as a reward for working hard over the week-end helping get stuff. We actually enjoyed it, even though I know there are those that were disappointed by it.

HAPPY THOUGHTS - 2018

in Open Forum ·

Scamp once I get the actual files I will load some to share, this was just the link to the ones I get to choose from, although Trooper wants me to buy them all.

Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest

in Open Forum ·

BF- had to drag out the heavy winter barn clothes, including my carhart bibs. HT they further confirmed I lost some inches off my hips/ass since last winter since last year I almost couldn't squeeze into them and this year I could do the s…

HAPPY THOUGHTS - 2018

in Open Forum ·

well Mayhem since where I work had a 25% increase in sales this year over last, not everyone feels that way. I'm more of a small business Saturday shopper where I can be supporting people in my community. I will say Trooper bought me somet…

Being called out

in Open Forum ·

Troopers X in the custody hearings when they got divorced brought up trips to Hedo and naked pictures of him at the beach and he forced her to go there etc. The Judge, who was a woman, asked if the kids were along on the trips. Well of cou…

What to do see in New Orleans?

in Open Forum ·

I love walking around New Orleans. Not a big fan of the French Quarter at night, as Rabbit said its a bit like a Frat party, but there are some fun shops to hit during the day. On my recent trip I stayed at the Terrill House B&B in the Gar…

One Couple helping another couple ?

in 3-Some ·

Back when we played it wasn't unusual for Trooper to play if a couple had a female he was interested in that I wasn't interested in the guy. Somehow ladies of couples liked to have their first swing experience with him.

Recent Movies

in Open Forum ·

haven't been to the movie theater in a long time.... Watched the Princess Bride last night, in honor of the author's passing. Still a favorite.

A Song to Suit your current Mood

in Open Forum ·

Story Book love Willy DeVille which is played at the end of the Princess Bride. "My love is like a storybook story But it's as real as the feelings I feel"

HAPPY THOUGHTS - 2018

in Open Forum ·

HT- wore the jacket Rabbit convinced me to buy while I was in NOLA to work yesterday. I actually have shown great restraint not to wear it every day. Every where. HT2 off until Black Friday!

newbie needing help ! Thanks

in Achieving Single Male Success ·

wow what a wonderfully wordy and detailed profile you have there! And yes that was sarcasm. Honestly if we were still looking for SM's your profile wouldn't attract my interest at all. You have been on site since 2013 and it still says new…

How's the Weather Out There

in Open Forum ·

freezing rain last night led to ice coated tree's and down power lines this morning. And now its snowing. Have I mentioned lately that I hate winter?

What's for Dinner

in Open Forum ·

since I just remembered I forgot to eat dinner and its almost 11pm I'm going to say that dinner isn't happening.

2018 Bitch of the Day

in Open Forum ·

BF- I really do not want to go to work today. Its dismal, dreary, and bleck outside and my to do list is huge. I once again find myself needing a day when I just do not leave the farm.

2018 Bitch of the Day

in Open Forum ·

BF- paying the piper for my playtime in NOLA. Work is kicking my ass, not making headway on house cleaning etc. and of course Trooper is out of town again. Although he now fully understands the juggling act I go through while he is gone si…

How's the Weather Out There

in Open Forum ·

chilly, rainy, and there is a chance of flurries tonight. Luckily it looks like it will stay just above freezing so hopefully the roads won't turn into a sheet of ice.

Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest

in Open Forum ·

HT- a magical trip to New Orleans, including meeting Rabbit, and seeing Scamp and Bridgetender again. BF- I'm no longer in New Orleans. HT- Back home with my handsome man BF- the amount of laundry and house work to catch up on is insane, a…

How's the Weather Out There

in Open Forum ·

its actually a fairly pretty fall day. Sunny and while not quite as warm as I would like, not really cold either. Rain rolls in on Wed, but I leave here for a warmer place on Thursday.

HAPPY THOUGHTS - 2018

in Open Forum ·

HT- booked my hotel for next Monday night! Can't wait to see friends that I haven't seen in years, and meet one that seems like we have met but really haven't.

Just Wondering

in Politics ·

It will come together I'm sure. Looking forward to some time away from the farm. Although I might have a lead on a person to watch the horses while we go on some long week-end trips at least. Which would be amazing, Trooper and I haven't b…

Just Wondering

in Politics ·

well some of the items to be packed just arrived, and I do still have a skirt to make. A skirt that is going to take up a ton of space unless I put it in a air bag and condense it! I'm also still trying to figure out what to wear on the pl…

How's the Weather Out There

in Open Forum ·

its fall like...cold in the mornings, warmish in the afternoons. Days are too short and everything is showing their gasping for their last breath colors.

Just Wondering

in Politics ·

VA, tell me about it, we have kids that are teens, and parents in their 80's. JW if it is too early to start packing for my trip next week? I mean I already have most of the clothes picked out anyway other then the skirt I still have to ma…

O SHOT

in Women Talk ·

after my hysterectomy (no need for it before) I looked into it, but it is cost prohibitive when it only works for a small number of women. As far as Kegels, my physical therapist that spent months working on my pelvic floor muscles to get…

Just Wondering

in Politics ·

I haven't talked to her in quite a while, we used to email a lot a few years ago, but I think her email address is saved on one of my email accounts I don't really use anymore. I will see what I can find out. PG

Feeling undesirable,aging, body

in Women Talk ·

I've been a ribby skinny bitch, a curvy bitch, and now a overweight bitch working my way back to curvy bitch after life threw me more curves then a tight laced corset. While part of me is still a bitter bitch about some of the curves that…

Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest

in Open Forum ·

yup we were not able to post for a bit and such because of people reporting our profile when I changed the tag line to "taking a break, maybe forever. Do not email unless you are a forum friend" not sure how much more direct you can get. W…

Black rings

in Open Forum ·

Correct Fokkers, asexuals wear a black ring on the middle finger of the right hand. Or I should say some do. Just like swingers not all go in for these sorts of things. I wore a black ring on my right hand ring finger for many years before…

What's your WOD (workout of the day)

in Fitness ·

not only does it take something chasing me to make me run, but whatever is chasing me has to be scary enough to warrant running from. And if there is flag/light/some sort of sturdy pole I'm most likely just going to head to the top of it.

Too tight - this is not for men to answer- Women only.

in Women Talk ·

after my hysterectomy I had to go through internal physical therapy for tightness issues. As Mrs Scandle said using a dildo, or in my case I actually use dilators from my PT, can help. Sometimes I start with a very small diameter and work…

HAPPY THOUGHTS - 2018

in Open Forum ·

""Now my jeans wont keep falling off." For you, that is an HT. For the rest of us, a BF..." lol don't worry TBR they will still come off when I want them to! But the saggy rapper butt was not a look (or feeling) I enjoyed and Trooper was s…

HAPPY THOUGHTS - 2018

in Open Forum ·

Just bought jeans same style/brand as a few months ago, but 2 sizes smaller. Now my jeans wont keep falling off.

Naturally hairy

in Swinger Advice ·

The ever handsome BT is right, do what you feel comfortable doing. When we were active I was almost always either totally bare, or just a little landing strip. Did some laser even. Right now I have let what little grows back remain, but we…

Vs

in Games ·

unless something is chasing me, walk. Beach vacation or a city full of entertainment?

married and looking

in Achieving Single Male Success ·

I played with a married guy for several years when we first started playing with others. HOWEVER his wife knew. Heck she would video chat me or call me on his phone telling me I needed to set a date up with him soon because he was driving…

When couples look for SM

in Achieving Single Male Success ·

since we can read emails without opening them, chances are they read it and decided not to reply at this time or at all. I used to try to respond to most of the messages that were more than a line or two, but sometimes once you do that the…

How's the Weather Out There

in Open Forum ·

Sorry Good sometimes there are not enough clothes in the world to make me warm when its cold outside. Although since I just came in from evening barn work and am feeling like I was in a sauna I can understand where you are coming from. The…

WTF

in Open Forum ·

sort of reminds me of the Buffybot from Buffy the vampire slayer...

No smokers on profile

in Open Forum ·

what Kitten said. We used to have our profile set to smokers ok. Before we stopped actively seeking people out on here we changed it along the way to some wordy thing about being a smoker isn't a deal breaker but if you smell and taste lik…

2018 Bitch of the Day

in Open Forum ·

so basically I spent 5 days literally within walking distance and didn't know it. I was sort of tied up watching a bunch of teens during the day, but the hotel had a bar, we could have at least grabbed a drink one evening. Oh well, I will…

2018 Bitch of the Day

in Open Forum ·

for some reason I didn't realize you were that close to Disney VA. I'm not a huge fireworks fan so day after day it would be a bit irritating to me. I did enjoy them the one night we stayed to watch them when we were there in Feb. We have…

HAPPY THOUGHTS - 2018

in Open Forum ·

"HT: Long weekend coming up...no work!" worst part about having gone back to working retail...holiday week-ends are busy week-ends and they want their top people there. This is also when it sucks to be a "top" person. HT- kids both had an…

2018 Bitch of the Day

in Open Forum ·

Thanks Tramp, I'm a bit battered and bruised but I'll be fine. VA I've yet to meet the man who can buck me off. I do have a tendency to ride them hard, leave them wet, and on occasion have been asked by club security if they are still aliv…

Straight, Bi, or Bi curious

in Open Forum ·

While I can fully understand the dates that Lady is going to be there being in permanent ink, I sort of hope the dates I will be there are at least penciled in lightly.

Straight, Bi, or Bi curious

in Open Forum ·

Rabbit hit the nail on the head with her statement about the options on here to check off being very limited, not that they could have an option for everyone but bi- situational or bi-receptive would be a good addition. I was 95% straight…

One word that describes you

in 3-Some ·

ah ok, would have made sense if I had bothered to read your profile (insert ashamed smiley here) yes spank me, I didn't read it before commenting.

Frustrated

in Achieving Single Male Success ·

while I no longer have a horse in this race as we no longer seek out SM, as Scamp pointed out you claim to be straight but list as Bi, flag #1. Your profile frankly sucks. it shows 0 personality. While we were not in the habit of using the…

What's for Dinner

in Open Forum ·

"pirate girls favorite spaghetti and meatballs" more like my kids favorite. I really do not have a favorite food. Although the gluten free brownies at the small town deli in town might work as a bribe for me to do many things. Which is say…

Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest

in Open Forum ·

"As for Memphis, it's the getting out alive part that I'd be worried about;-)." you have no idea how accurate this was for yesterday! Although it wasn't really Memphis...in the Memphis area. HT- my spouse is safely back home with me. BF- h…

How's the Weather Out There

in Open Forum ·

Scamp/Rabbit, they turned him around back into Mississippi when he got to the border lol! His travel yesterday was 20 kinds of fucked up. He is safely back home with me where he belongs. our weather? It got above freezing for about 15 minu…

Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest

in Open Forum ·

BF- why can my man update me on every little step of his journey while he is flying but can't take 2 seconds to update me when he stops for gas or food when he is driving? Specially when he is driving on snowy roads, and apparently from Sc…

How's the Weather Out There

in Open Forum ·

a balmy 11 degrees with more snow flurries in the air. Scamp, not happy to hear about the ice since Trooper is driving into that area today :(

How's the Weather Out There

in Open Forum ·

sort of funny when the weather up north is better then ours lol. How is it looking for next week? they have already announced no school again tomorrow, so kids have been out Friday, Monday was a holiday for them, today, and now tomorrow. I…

How's the Weather Out There

in Open Forum ·

snow. fluffy white crap everywhere. And colder then a witches tit. And yes Trooper is out of town. Yay. Not. Actually its a pretty snow fall, and if I didn't have to take care of a barn full of horses in it, I really wouldn't mind so much.…

Just Wondering

in Politics ·

Mr VA we still get extended warranty offers (final notice of course!) for our 2004 car that has 320,000 miles on it lol.

How's the Weather Out There

in Open Forum ·

well it was in the 60's yesterday, but last night school was canceled for today. Why? Because now its barely 30 and freezing rain that might turn into snow. Yay. NOT