LS Lessons I've Learned

Watch it there, buddy. I'm liable to leave the thugpuppet in a box on yer doorstep.... Dood can really do some ankle damage.

Sorullo, you’re so vain. You probably think that pistvis ahout you, don’t you..

You and the puppet walked into a party,
Like you were walking on a yacht.

You threw up Lesson 40 just to mess with me, didn't ya? Don't lie.

I feel better now.....

Why, yes, you are. But it would be a lot more fun if you were standing right here. ;-)

You know...it’s not like I’m standing right here or anything. 8^O

And we love you Ms. GoodGolly!

Fokkers, I think I love you. And, yeah, I'm definitely in category 3 and pretending otherwise.

Probably so... ;^/

We all are, even though we think otherwise.

“While I consider myself the first, I usually become the second which makes me feel and look like the third.”

Too funny.

I’m a little of an anomaly, I think. I’m the self-proclaimed third by intention.

There's a cute old saying this reminds me of. With 2 eyes, 2 ears, and 1 mouth, you should be seeing and listening twice as much as talking.

#Truth

While I consider myself the first, I usually become the second which makes me feel and look like the third.

Lesson No. 40:

There’s a slight but distinct difference between a renaissance man, a know it all, and an idiot.

The first is comfortable engaging in a wide variety of topics with reasonable intelligence.

The second seems compelled to correct others at every turn. This doesn’t make him wrong...just annoying.

The last regularly attempts to become one or both of the aforementioned, but does so without the weight of knowledge to hinder his progress.

Lesson No. 39:

The Internet is much like alcohol. Neither one will turn you into something that you're not.

However, they will both quickly remove the filter that otherwise might disguise what a jackass you might really be.

Lesson No. 38:

The best way to make something happen is to personally appear at a place and at a time where other people are present for the same purpose as are you.

These online venues are a delightful pass time occassionally; but unless you intend to fuck your smartphone or laptop, you'll do well to log off of the Internet and interact with folks in person.

Lesson No. 37:

The more prolific someone speaks about how or what their partner feels, thinks, or wants...the less they likely know.

The best way to become informed is to visit the source.

Lady,

You're so very kind. Thank you for your concern.

BT

If they wont call they wont meet. Lesson of most importance. Couple wont call so its not going to happen tonight.

Oh BT, I am so sorry....oh the humanities! ;^)))))))

It's going to take a big man to adjust....I think you are up to the challenge.

~lady~

#888troll888#

Lesson #40: So sayeth Tramp.

He’s always a follower.

:-)

~Allen

Point made about Tramp-coprophagia.

I see your online and you’ve read it BT, buh-bye.......

:*-(

BT: Incredibly boring and interesting at the same time, got it.

BTW, I bet you do a great Spongebob Squarepants hall monitor bit.

Narcissist? Nah, this is all about you and you joining your brethren trash shortly. I suspect there will be a backlashing of continued gripes about blocking you, yet I feel boo fucking hoo.

Lesson #39: Don’t let another guy’s vagina obligatedly dick-tate you into being that cowardly person who feels obligated report on others everything all the time.

~Allen

Agreed!!!!