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Got arguably some of the best and brightest folks in foraland (present company excluded obviously) bantering back and forth, and not a one caught the Field of Dreams reference… I think I might have to cross that first baseline and go back…
I use the wink, ;-) Though, on occasion that’s lead to having a fastball fired at my head. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. BT
Forfunin205 wrote: calcanfun2 wrote: Reminder...the OP was "JW why every topic has to be a Politics fight." Pretty much everything goes in this thread, other than politics. Reading comprehension isn't what it used to be Neither is the abil…
calcanfun2 wrote: bridgetender wrote: Sorillo, please, try to stay on topic ;-) BT Be patient. The Fresno Grizz got dropped to single A and Fresno State baseball sucked donkey dong this year. He'll be in a better mood now that the Fresno F…
CopNkitten wrote: bridgetender wrote: Kitten, So, I heard he hit on you, you turned him down, and now, you’re somehow to blame for things? (Readers Digest version as shared by a friend) I’d always heard that stepping on shit meant good luc…
An enthusiastic, Good Boy!, with a vigorous head scratch wouldn’t suck though, no? BT
Sorillo, please, try to stay on topic ;-) BT
Kitten, So, I heard he hit on you, you turned him down, and now, you’re somehow to blame for things? (Readers Digest version as shared by a friend) I’d always heard that stepping on shit meant good luck. I guess not in this case. Endangere…
JW: Has anyone else noticed that there’s a guy who goes by Al whose been actively helping site members tweak and create their profiles? On quite a few occasions, when I’ve been looking at profiles, I’ve seen comments like, “This section wr…
Was catching up on my fora reading this morning and some commentary in Obituaries and Chickens/Canning got me a’thinking… Invasive Feces… Great name for a rock band AND a great nickname for a certain forum diarist…diarrhea-ist? BT
With a tip of my hat to Justpooking, Sorillo, and a few other folks… The Horologists… With their debut single, Can’t Access The Screw. BT
I once fell in love with a woman who sucked at growing carrots…but I digress. BT
Frick! …I always start off by rubbing in the coconut oil, and for some reason, never get to the hair removal. BT
Dogs, cats, and plants… BT
Bubbles Up ~ Jimmy Buffett
calcanfun2 wrote: Wayne: "That is almost certainly a scammer. Feel free to report the profile. More than likely, we have already taken it down." Yeah, but it's just so much more fun seeing Spooner assert that he is not to be Spooned with!…
I’m always puzzled as to how gluten-free bread becomes coffee, but maybe there’s a Wedding at Cana kinda thing going on in PA, or more likely, they’re prepping by hoarding commas? Every time it rains, it rains gluten-free manna from heaven…
HT: When certain site members fiddle with their profile photos…and BT gets the tingles… BF: I got nuthin’. BT
Two roads diverge in a wood, and Seattle - Seattle showed up, and that has made all the difference. Congratulations Seattle and congrats too, to my Pats and their 2025 coach of the year - for getting to the big show. BT
tbrmskss wrote: It is. Someone whose opinion I respect BT
JMO. YMMV. BT
I do like cake, but I was offered fresh pie. No man should ever turn down fresh pie. ;-) BT
Thanks WS! Profile age update. All is right in this little corner of the world as The World’s Biggest Party kicks off. … It was a good day - Ice Cube BT
I treat my daughter to a mani/pedi once a month and treat myself to a pedi at the same time. It’s a bonding thing for me as a co-parent. BT
@WS7 - I would never rub my tropical clime anywhere near your chattering teeth. Too much potential risk of injury. BT
45 presently, but headed for 70. Clear and sunny. BT
@8- Coulda been crushing cars and disappearing bodies in the junkyard. I’ve been told by a few uncles that there’s a steady income stream in that line of work. BT
Congrats Mayhem! How wonderful! BT
Been a shut-in these last 4 weeks. Always a busy time at work, closing out ‘25 and budget approvals/goal setting for ‘26, but snuck out last night to join my astrological brother and SIL, some FFFs- funny fora fuckers - for dinner and a co…
@8- Loved that show! Was watching reruns a month or so ago.
His wittle nerves were annoyed Yet no wit was employed In all his disdain, off to Wayne he complained So, it seems some blocks were deployed
windowShopping7 wrote: BT that one's about you. It certainly isn’t about smelly Melly. Again, photoshop and AI are my friends. As for smellin fishy, perhaps you should air out that sardine can you’re livin in, Melvin? BT
vabeachcouple33 wrote: MelvinBoinkster wrote: There once was a man from Nantucket Who had a cock so long he could suck it And all of the ladies wanted to fuck it I must advise you today to take care in the words that you say while poetry's…
windowShopping7 wrote: bridgetender wrote: There once was a man from PA, who went on a cooter foray. All the girls he did toss, with his shooting of sauce. Though, their back doors were never in play. BT Bravo! Well, I did stay at a Holida…
Flashbacks of Burgess Meredith in Grumpy Old Men. BT
DD, if you head over to the Penis Pronunciation and What’s For Dinner? Threads, they’re looking for sauce recipes. BT
Tail end of the vegan lentil soup BT
There once was a man from PA, who went on a cooter foray. All the girls he did toss, with his shooting of sauce. Though, their back doors were never in play. BT
Any name with Cooter Shooter in it is a little limiting, dontcha think? BT
windowShopping7 wrote: Anyone Italian is forthwith Biggus Dickkus BT is Giganticus Dikkus Photoshop is my friend ;-) BT
Goodenuff wrote: JollyRancher999 wrote: Personally, I like dick. If you DM us your address, we'll personally send you a T-shirt that says "I LIKE DICK" on it. That should help prevent embarrassing encounters. :-) As long as it doesn’t come…
sorillo1000 wrote: Usually doesn't equal always. ..,and “simple” without context can mean many different things when we’re talking messages. I’ll also add that calling someone out in the forums, like Alex has, is pretty poor form. Just BT’…
I call it BT Jr. BT
I’m not losing sleep, but I do feel bad for anyone who hasn’t tried canning… BT
@Spooner - I will be forever sorry that I asked the question ;-) BT
Did Ye Get Healed? - Van Morrison
@spooner - rubber gasket mason jars? Do you put them in a canner on the stove and go through that whole canning rigamarole? If not, what’s the shelf life/how do you store? Thanks. BT
Realized I’m in the wrong thread. Thanks for indulging me with a response, Good. Emblematic of how my week’s started. BT
HT: My hometown Pats in the SB (more ST than HT…Surprising Thought). BF: Feeling like this could be a Seattle blow-out, but again, still happy for Vrabel & Co. BT
Grilled salmon, orzo, and a mixed green salad. BT
This past Summer/Fall, I let a close college friend’s nephew stay with me as he started med school in NOLA. He was waiting to sign a lease until his GF, who was finishing a LCSW program in STL, moved down in December. Tonight, he and his G…
High of 62 in The Big Easy today. 40’s tonight. BT
Tigg, some, way no have. BT
When you shake the tree, most of the dead leaves and rotting fruit fall out. -Anonymous
The Sex Slang Tutors - Toot! Toot!
HTs: @Good - figuring out his tv and VA’s use of the word bridgionary. Encouraged, in a teaching of old dogs new tricks kinda way with the former, and truly humbled by the latter. BF: That feeling of loneliness that comes when doing what y…
@CalCan - thank you. It’s the mother of a close friend who weathered Katrina with me. She lived a good life. BT
@mayhem - looks like that stray is turning into a foster. LOL! BT
HT: Dinner with friends & Herb Alpert playing tonight in Nola BF: Late night roadtrip to the Greenville, MS area for a good friend’s Celebration of Life tomorrow BT
Happy Fucking Friday! Hope all y’all (yes, even you) get fucked! BT
vabeachcouple33 wrote: bridgetender wrote: Goodenuff wrote: "...her rather prominent clip, for anyone not catching on..." I'm pasting that prominent clip right here. Maybe Mrs. G can 'splain it to me later. I suck at clips. I think “clip”…
Goodenuff wrote: "...her rather prominent clip, for anyone not catching on..." I'm pasting that prominent clip right here. Maybe Mrs. G can 'splain it to me later. I suck at clips. I think “clip” might be Canadian for “clit”. Maybe Sir VA…
Can of good quality sardines, olive oil drained, white navy beans, sliced onion, balsamic vinegar, S&P. Definitely, not a date night. BT
Maybe if you played, you’d fix the chowdah issue. BT
Only the freshest organic ingredients. Used to be vegan. Just wondering (yeah, I’m getting good at this thread stuff…) …is it ok to call yourself vagan? BT
Just wondering if anyone else ever looks at profile photos and thinks, or says out loud, I’d eat that? Just wondering if that’s a question that should be posed in the What’s For Dinner thread? Just wondering2, totally unrelated, if we shou…
Yet you’re still posting. BT
That couple hasn’t reached out, but should they, I’ll pass along MB’s profile handle as a potential multi-pal. BT - because I’m a giver, and can’t imagine what that DCBU must be like for him! Ooh! Late add, on topic…. DEADLY CHOWDAH BUILD-…
Seems someone struck an Anonymous Swinger Discussion Board nerve… BT
Cereal! It’s the multi-pal part that scares me a bit. Not that there’s anything wrong with that! BT
Pulled from a profile that popped up as a random match…and what the male half of this couple is looking to provide his wife via a SM… The Multipal Organisms …true story…
Happy day yesterday for the Pats, what with it being a rebuilding year and all. Silver lining to see Philly get knocked out. @Good - Steelers v Texans are on network tv tonight. ;-) BT
windowShopping7 wrote: bridgetender wrote: WS7, why you gotta tease me? I saw riling up the Alabama White Sauce Duo, gettin their panties in a bunch over in The Politics Thread. Did I see them accusing you of having a belly and being a man…
People don’t say that about you as far as you know.
WS7, why you gotta tease me? I saw riling up the Alabama White Sauce Duo, gettin their panties in a bunch over in The Politics Thread. Did I see them accusing you of having a belly and being a man? Decorum is keeping me from rising to your…
@Good… Dang! Maybe it WAS an H-beam? I only know that it wasn’t a laser beam… BT
@Good - I watched the 1986 Celtics earn their championship v The Rockets in an obstructed view seat (directly behind a vertical I-beam) in the old Boston Garden. $50 face value… BT
windowShopping7 wrote: bridgetender wrote: HT: kicking off 2026 by scheduling some summertime music travel. Gotta get out to see the legends before they slip the surly bonds of earth. BF: The luxury car payment-like ticket prices… BT Maybe…
HT: kicking off 2026 by scheduling some summertime music travel. Gotta get out to see the legends before they slip the surly bonds of earth. BF: The luxury car payment-like ticket prices… BT
@8” - “ Pedos look under their beds and in their closets for him before going to bed.…” He IS The Most Creepy Man in The Forums. …stay thirsty, creepy man… OnT: valiant effort Ol Miss. Rooting for Indiana tonight BT
A year ago yesterday. 52 weeks of sitting shiva… BT
Don’t laugh, Gluten-free Sprouted Oats/oatmeal with a sliced banana, blueberries, and a drizzle of Vermont Maple Syrup. A mug or two of French Roast too. I usually fast until 11 or so, but had the pangs this am. You? BT
And a lack of awareness of the common denominator. BT
@Melvin - “… is only a matter of time before rage sits in with someone and they take out their deep rooted pain on the people that are true, authentic and those that have the integrity to do the right thing over and over and over and over…
windowShopping7 wrote: bridgetender wrote: windowShopping7 wrote: bridgetender wrote: Do you also have a unique piece of jewelry in your name? BT I found a team piece in the lost and found What a stroke of luck. …I also have a unique piece…
windowShopping7 wrote: bridgetender wrote: I’ll confess to not knowing what Bee Sting Free BT “is”, let alone ever having eaten it. You cool kids with your high falootin lingo… BT Let’s post all the allergies. I knew a girl named Ana Phyla…
windowShopping7 wrote: bridgetender wrote: Do you also have a unique piece of jewelry in your name? BT I found a team piece in the lost and found What a stroke of luck. …I also have a unique piece of jewelry, but it’s not in my name. BT
Do you also have a unique piece of jewelry in your name? BT
They let you sell the hot dogs? BT
I’ll confess to not knowing what Bee Sting Free BT “is”, let alone ever having eaten it. You cool kids with your high falootin lingo… BT
@WS7 - You worked for the Eagles too? BT
But it’s probably gluten-free sodium.
Mccormick’s Taco Seasoning…That’s a shit-ton of salt. Make you blow up like Violet Beauregarde in that Wonka movie… Kale and frozen blueberry protein shake. Mmmmmm! Protein shakes are awesome! BT
Grilled chicken over mixed field greens with a Dijon lemon dressing BT
“ice cold Coke Here!”
“You keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.” - The Princess Bride
Leftovers last night - had made a pot of bean soup using beans (ayocote) from a recent visit to Mexico. Put a pot of red sauce on the stove this morning and included some homemade meatballs that are currently cooking in the pot. The smell’…
There are 3 sides to every story; yours, theirs, and the truth. -unknown - circa 1936
My vote’s for Lloyd Bridges. BT
That there right there, I gaaahronnTee! (<Insert Justin Wilson font>) BT
