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If a guy spends much time in the LS, he will soon learn it is all relative. I've had women pull my cock out and start thanking me because the previous few times out they ended up with "smaller" guys. I have also been in group play where I…
"Hope you shit your pants." But please get off the dance floor first. LOL. Good stuff.
Unimaginative.
The Dance Peeves Episode: Part 1. It's very cool that you guys took some Ballroom Dance lessons. However, that shit is for the 6pm dance floor, NOT the 11pm dance floor. It's so crowded, you can't always tell where you end and the people d…
Let us know how it works out for you. Personally, I just want to see the grocery store clerks trying to figure out the upside down pineapple. Heard about the pineapple. First I've heard about the upside down thing. LOL.
LOL. Judge much? If you're really that thin-skinned, you're probably right. An open forum where people exchange ideas, opinions, and even an occasional attempt at humor, (successfully or not) may not be for you. Welcome to the forums. Sorr…
My greatest fear here is that people are going to start sharing their "pegging" stories. LOLOLOLOL. NO! This is not about homophobia. This is about the fact that I worked hard preparing this bacon and egg breakfast I am trying to enjoy. :/
I would never (deliberately) post such poor grammEr! Possibly out of ignorance, never deliberately. "really works nicely." Back on topic. One of us does ALL the "pitching". One of us does ALL the "catching". Wedge gets credit for an assist.
Don't think it qualifies as a toy, but we do have a wedge that really works nicely. Best I can do. Are we boring? :/
Well, whatever works, ya know. But, on the "Pegging"? Sorry, I got big fat nothing.
Welcome to the forums. Nothing says we're ready to swan dive into this shitshow like, "What's your favorite dildo?"
Answering here almost feels like I'm either being arrogant, or assuming people are stupid. Think I'll leave it to others to figure out how we arrived at it.
One company produces rings of just about any color you can imagine made of a rubberized compound that won't slip off in water.
Every so often the idea of having a way of identifying swingers, or being identified as such, comes around. The problem with this sort of thing isn't in trying to find one thing that would be universally recognized by all swingers. Anythin…
There are a number of factors at play here so there is no one simple answer to your question. However, looky-loos have always been and will always be a part of this lifestyle. If I had to guess, I would say well over half of those who clai…
It's so cute when newbies come here thinking the business model and tools for building/improving this site are from this century.
A compilation is as safe as anything if you're just looking to warm things up. But in all honesty, if people are actually sitting around watching ANYTHING on the tv, your party sucks.
Those settings are how others identify you as the real deal, or bullshit. Yeah. The forums have been a little boring lately.
MLK is proof that you don't have to be perfect, to be inspirational.
"Can't be dickish if you don't have a dick..." LOL. Too Shay. Good on you girl! No harm, no foul. Welcome to the forums.
Saints trying to prove me wrong. Security needs to track those whistles in the stands and ban every one of those motherfuckers from that stadium for life.
I'm playing, chill already. It was too good to pass on quoting you. Haven't seen the GF, but no doubt she's lovely.
GF? What use would Penisrider have for a GF? LOL. Me thinks she doth protest too much.
@NJNY. Here's something recently shared with me. (It was addressing email, but I think it's applicable. ) "And - here is an open question - Is anyone out there really hot enough to be so inundated with single male emails that they're a eno…
Wayne, that doesn't explain the change. What was wrong with allowing people to choose whether or not they want to hassle with IM? Who was it hurting for us to leave it turned off?
Why the fuck wouldn't we want to be able to turn it off if we don't use it? I just had to write an email apologizing to a very nice couple here in the forms who probably thought we were ignoring them. Truth is we never even knew the messag…
Marc Cohn... Walkin' In Memphis
Cowboys fire Offensive Coordinator. Linehan is a nice guy, but we have too many nice guys already. We need some no nonsense, no church going, foul mouthed, momma said knock you out, mutha fuckas. Fuckin' tired of nice guy football. I want…
"feeling like taking a trip down the Roy Clark rabbit hole..." That would be enough to cause me to swear off alcohol forever.
And yes, before the peanut gallery begins to bombard me, we all know generalizations never work. Not all Yankees fans are obnoxious. Not all Patriots fans are obnoxious.
Well, not to bash on the Patriots, but I can only speak from my own experience. Living in Florida we have the opportunity to enjoy a lot of spring baseball. Because of this, anyone who enjoys spring baseball in Florida is going to come in…
@Phoenix. 2 thing I would add. Imho... 1. We can call ourselves anything, as is often witnessed here on this site. It is not unusual to see males who call themselves "staight", talk about regularly engaging in homosexual play. That's a lie…
Oh Lort!
Awww hell! Clete Blakeman. L.O.L.
Well, good luck to them if they try tracking anyone down by their pics on this site.
Oh shit. That one gets the Pixie. The Cult... Firewoman
But no, I don't sit around complaining about it, nor do I complain about SM's being on the site or in the Lifestyle. I was just responding to other's post. I came to understand the whole SM thing a long time ago. It is what it is. We have…
Honestly, we rarely seek SM's (2 maybe 3 times a yr), so it isn't something we have to deal with often. And I do occasionally catch attitudes about the fact that I don't want to spend time dealing with all the email from SM's but honestly,…
Doesn't mean all SM's are bad. Not ALL politicians are bad either. But the 95% who are shitbirds make it tough on the other 5. Always has been, always will be.
Deleted that to add to it. There are exceptions to every rule. But by and large, SM's rarely read profiles. They see pics and start writing. I have put things in taglines that were never seen. When open to SM's, I will put specifics in the…
Influx was too much. It happens. Influx Capacity is a thing. There was a crazy old scientist used to carry on about it. I forget his name. Capacity. Capaci. Tor? Flux?
Depends on which way she is facing as to who is where. Are we calling "under" being the back door guy?
Agreed. But I don't see the Saints getting past the Rams.
Prediction: Patriots vs Chiefs will be a better game than the Superbowl.
People using 10 yr old pics talkin bout "But we haven't changed." Um, yeah. So about that...
My machete says, "Must be this tall to ride."
PP: Pics. Again. No one cares about artsy. No one wants to see sketches, or watercolor looking, or any of the other cool shit your new phone app can do. We wanna see what's cookin'. Knock it off with the artsy, fartsy already. Do NOT make…
hahaha. ikr?
See, you got me paranoid now. INo, I'm just fucking with Current. He was giving me a little PA and I gave him a little back for it. Ok, maybe a little more than a little. Nothing serious about it. And now that you made me say it, he'll pro…
LOL. It's not like I am never serious. Totally serious about "Upside", about KH's performance.
"Upside" was really good. We knew K. Hart was talented, but if he doesn't get an Oscar nom for this one, something is very wrong. Another "based on a true story" where they probably exercised some creative license, as they usually do, but…
1. This wasn't last week, it was a couple of years ago. 2. We WERE at Orient Beach.
Never saw a "Nude Beach" with so few nude people as St. Maarten.
Here's an easy way to resolve that Patriots vs Saints issue should it actually come to that. You basically approach it the same as you would with the Patriots facing any other team in the NFL. Its always ANYONE but the Patriots. (Still sit…
FUUUUUUUCK!
Let's GO COWBOYS! Screw you Frank, I know you're bashing on them, where ever you are. Prick!
Chinese Fire Drill !
The Band: A-D/D The Song: 1 Sucky, 4 Fucky
I hope the NBA factor was included in that equasion. If not, those numbers will be way off.
@Tat. Notice how Molly was able to address the same issue without coming across dickish or condescending? Relax. Not everyone is as well versed in "Quality" glass cockware as you seem to be.
LOL. Exactly. Pic tricks are bad mojo.
"Not to get political..." Stay in your lane. We already have someone for that.
@ BT. I hear ya. But if it was easy, everyone would be doing it. Being a legend takes commitment and dedication. And a lot of patience for when that Boy Scout slips into the wrong foxhole. Not that there's anything wrong with it. ;)
That chic is one cock away from "LEGEND" status! @PA. Sorry, we don't freeze our glass dildo. lol. That just doesn't sound fun to us.
We need a new one now for the mythical "Airtight Double/Double". (See 3some forum, "DP?)
Well, it starts with "Airtight" which = a cock in every orifice. So...
Thanks for understanding. :)
LOL. Why not go for the old "Airtight Double/Double"? They say it's just a legend, but I know a dood who knows a dood who says he heard a dood say it was for real! LOL.
Been here over 10 years total now. Been saying the same things, much of which you will find in the pPet Peeves thread over in the oOpen Forum. Like you, we've seen people here longer than we have been, with the same pics they were using wh…
It's impressive to see the inspiration brought on at the very thought of two cocks working in tandem for one lucky woman's pleasure. It almost restores my faith in humanity.
Still saying, this is one of the consistantly busiest threads in these forums. If there are people who do not enjoy DP, they don't seem to speak up here to say so.
Whatever feels right for her. Give her our best.
All good. I read the profile, hope YOU guys are well. Take care.
Greta Van Fleet... Black Smoke Rising
Too much vaca time. Mah bad.
Baaah! Where did all this nonsense come from? The Current and I... well... no matter. Another time, Current! Another. Time. Indeed.
Here's the problem with assholes, and I dare say, even fucking assholes, present company excluded of course. At first glance, it would appear to be a gender-neutral term, but upon closer examination I ask you, is it really? It is true some…
If it was still allowed, I would sooo tell you how gay you are right now. But it ISN'T allowed because it is mean and insensitive and inconsiderate and bad. Really bad. It's what really bad people do. Like people who don't pick up after th…
Panic at the Disco Say Amen
Blue Fin Tuna. $ 3.1 mil. W. T. F. ?
How rude of me. I neglected to wish you a Happy New Year!
"No matter how big a hammer you use, you can't pound common sense into stupid people."
Nah. It was more of a "Go fuck yourself".
Just one opinion here, but I'd say the only mistake you made was in thinking you could put together a "can't miss" program. I have hosted FREE parties in luxurious accomodations, and spent hours going over invitations for the "by invitatio…
"And - here is an open question - Is anyone out there really hot enough to be so inundated with single male emails that they're a enormous burden to delete?" LOL
PP: One pic? Bullshit. Two pics? Worse than one pic. You think we're going to click on that profile just because you have ONE pic we haven't seen. Nope. I do not recall ever seeing ONE pic that was so impressive, it convinced me to click j…
"Isn't swapping what this site is pretty much all about?" LOL. Wouldn't that be nice?
Just discussing this recently. Can't speak for anyone else, but we open and close our profile to SM's as needed. If you see we have checked your profile and ours is not open to you, it is probably because we are seeking SM's and we may be…
Not so much a PP I suppose, unless it personally effects me, still, I will never understand why people will pay for a special event like NYE, and then get drunk and shoved into an Uber by 9pm.
Good game. UCF's luck finally ran out. Would have loved to see the game with UCF's QB, vs LSU's full defense.
1. Props to LSU. 2. Holy shit! End Zone "pushoff" much? Damn.
If you are considering purchasing a new Corvette, they won't let you spend a day at the track with it. But they will probably let you test drive it.
That's awesome. Welcome to the forums. Btw, we prefer not to play with smokers, but we still call it "Swinging" too. Guess if we were more creative we'd come up with a new name for it, but "Oh well".
I almost thought of something.
Holy Shit! The return of the BigStorm! I'm probably way late on welcoming you back. Good to see you're still above ground! PS. You won't remember me by this screen name.
And btw, the real issue here is not straight vs bi. The issue is honesty. We do not play without condoms. I am seriously considering asking other members to "pass" on writing us if they typically do not use protection. Do we expect them al…
Too many people use the "neither of those two choices really define me..." excuse for listing themselves as straight. Some of you people love to act as though this is just such a complex issue. No. It isn't. Allow me to show you how simple…
For the third time, no one is suggesting a guarantee of any kind. (Why is this so difficult?) Just encouraging men not to be lying shitbags. That's all. Merry Christmas.
Likewise, old friend.
Don't spend as much time around these forums as I once did. Learning every day how beautiful, precious and sometimes heartbreakingly tragic life can be. It's too short to spend harboring hard feelings, and hanging on to harsh words spoken…
