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Just approved a photo of a very attractive woman riding a rather large dildo. Great smile on her face. Clearly, enjoying herself.
As I scanned the perimeter of the photo, my eyes caught a light switch with no switch plate on it.
Yep...one of those eating crackers in bed moments...
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Don’t put up your daughter or granddaughter’s 4year old ballet recital! Do you not use your brain to ask the question if all the other kid’s parents want their children to also to be seen on an adult website? You need your membership yanked and yourself tied up and beaten with a cane until you bleed 2 quarts for being such a stupid fuck.
~Allen
This thread is gold! LMFAO
So because they have a new app on both Google and Apple, SLS has to re-certify EVERY picture in the database.
MILLIONS of them!
I suspect a LOT of WTF pictures as we scroll through the MILLIONS of pictures.
WTF, SO much WTF!
I would like to welcome Thomas Joseph Strada to the Jacksonville Florida area.
You may know him better as Porn Star Tommy Gunn. I just stumbled across his free couples profile started in 2018.... I wonder how long it will take them to get certified.
Perhaps there are some women that think the bad-boy image is cool and maybe that's what they were going for? For us, nothing beats a plain old natural smile.
FWIW - The Mrs finds the bad-boy look to be a total turn-off, regardless of the age or looks of the person doing it. They just come across as arrogant jerks to her and she has no interest in them.
so why look a me
I’ve encountered the same thing. Although I think In my case, boob size is factored into the equation at minus 5 years per cup size.
So according to my tits, I’m 21.
“so why look at me?”
Ummm? Reaow!
:-)
~Allen
Single Male
Phone screenshot
13% battery, 4:00AM
Pic is his STD screening off the testing facility's website (no identifying info though)
Thanks for understanding. :)
Sorry man, I'm working on it. Promise.
:crossed fingers:
:opens soda:
:opens chips:
Been here over 10 years total now. Been saying the same things, much of which you will find in the pPet Peeves thread over in the oOpen Forum. Like you, we've seen people here longer than we have been, with the same pics they were using when we got here. It usually pisses people off when I mention this because some of those people frequent the forums. I have come to believe that just as in Vanilla World, people in the LS have issues with their weight fluctuating as well. Some have picked out the best photos they have taken in their adult lives and used them as their main profile pic. They don't change them, because they have nothing better to use. Unfortunately the changes since they were taken have, for the most part, not been good.
In fairness, I will say some did update photos after the last time I brought the issue up. And come to find out, they actually had some nice pics to share. Some people are just busy, others are lazy.
We've been a member on SLS for seven, almost eight years and have seen some profiles with the same photos from when we became members...and they are older members than us.
Other pet peeves include clutter borderline hoarding in the background or single (straight) males in a bathroom with women's products (hair, perfume, makeup, etc.); Checking "not a smoker" and sucking down a cigarette.
A couple where every pic is a "Kissing" pic with either Her or Him one eyed looking at the camera. It just looks extremely weird!
Alright, alright, alright
While doing pic approval...
I would like to be the first to welcome Sandra Bullock and Mathew McConaughey to SLS. Of course I do wonder why they would use a pic from the movie "A time to kill" that they filmed back in 1996? Humm. Please tell me it's not another Catfish.
The bathroom selfie to end all bathroom selfies: The toilet had been used and not flushed.
(Yeah, I know, it would have been kinder not to share that image.)
Just rejected as illegal a couple's profile picture of a naked woman on the beach. Lovely picture except for the overwritten text stating their rates, "No less than 200 for minimally 2hours, or the whole night for 350 cash only.
only outcalls but they speak English and a little Portuguese.
~rabbit~
It just gave me great, GREAT pleasure to approve an SM profile picture of him with nunchucks!
He was in the "typical pose". Right arm up, holding the nunchucks behind his right shoulder, Left arm, across chest holding the other side of the 'chucks under his right armpit.
I don't think I've seen a picture like that since the '80's! It Was Awesomely Cheesy!!
~rabbit~
2outdoorlovers.
Ok , I posted a facial photo in the private Gallery, Hope that is sufficient, if not, what should I do to make it right. I am new at this, so maybe I do need a little guidance, assistance and advice. Somebody tell me. Open for any suggestions. thanks
2outdoorlovers.
Didn't say I wanted to CAM- CAM, Just a facial and nothing more. Just trying to verify that I am who I say I am, I don't want to see anything but a face.. Maybe I am going about this in the wrong way. if I am, I can adjust to the norm. I am pretty a follower, didn't claim to be leader. Would never intentionally demean or prejudge anyone. I have no right to judge, i'm here just as you are. I am a nice guy, I really am.
ASTRO... Lets for the sake of "innocent until proven guilty" take you at your word about all the nice "i'm not that kinda guy" things you said about yourself. Now you CAN take my word for it and I'll bet 98% of the others on this site... WE'VE ALL HEARD THOSE SAME LINES...
MANY times... So you may be one of the few that is in fact being honest but VERY FEW people are going to bother...
Dude I'm not slamming you.. I'm not cuttin you down. It's just that a single guy with no pic that wants to cam...
MOVING ON!
Rabbit,
No, you are not close, at all. I just prefer a face to face and not photos of years gone by or someone's feet. I am not being critical of others , just casting my view of how I see things. I apologize if that's how I represented myself. I am not here to look at nude videos or photo's. Thrust me, I am very familiar with both the male and female anatomy nor am I here to hook up with every Tom, Dick, Harry and Jane. I wouldn't even considered meeting someone with a one time chat connection. I've had many offers from married guys listing as straight who are actually bi and with single bi guys. Which btw usually IM or e-mail me first. Me being new to bi, I will admit, but i am extremely careful and cautious when it comes to the internet, that's why I prefer a face to face. I have met in person with at least five guys, Not everyone is compatible as you well know. So as of now I have been with one guy but three times. So just for the record I am not suffering from LACK OF. Occasionally is fine with me, I am not addicted, but enjoy the company when it happens. If you have read any of my post, you'll see me not expressing myself with vulgarity as most do, which is not necessary to get your point across. I am very honest and forthcoming, nothing to hide, nothing to fear. I am what I am, and that's all I am. Now where have I heard that quote. Oh, and I don't hide behind bushes.
Not the image I wanted before I've had breakfast, but I agree with rabbit. Giving out my email or app address almost inevitably means I'll end up with a dick pic. Sometimes I play along, making bets with myself about how long it will be until said dick pick arrives, but mostly I'm at hell no for anything that requires me to make any effort at all, because I know what will happen. Anonymous internet dude is never going to be enticing enough that I want to see a photo of his junk.
So, yeah, you're not going to have many takers with this strategy, but maybe you only need one person to see your dick to call it a victory?
I think I figured out your angle.
You’re like one of those guys that hides in the bushes alongside jogging trails in a trench coat
You wait for someone to come along then jump out to flash them and wiggle your dick at them because you get some cheap thrill from it.
It’s the only thing that makes sense. You hide behind no picture in hopes someone will ask you to cam live so they can see you and you waggle your dick at them for shock value.
Am I close?
~rabbit~
