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All this hostility, I’m getting a little verklempt here
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All this hostility, I’m getting a little verklempt here
Well, it sounds like blowjobs are just a far away fantasy for you. Not many women out there that can handle two fist in their mouth. Alas, the burdens one has to bear
Sincerity, if you can fake that, you’ve got it made. Unknown
Braille, some are better with it. It’s a bitch with these touch screens.
Terrific
Pistol Pete
Sam Elliott
Thank you for the information. It’s not mobile friendly then eh?
I’ve never tried to use a more dysfunctional mail system. I read mail, would like to read it again, and can’t seem to find it
You do have a silver tongue BT. And I think new cars, new pussy, clean shirt...that would be my preference. While I would guess in my travels I may have had seconds, it wasn’t something I knew about. Years ago in my youth, a “Hotwife” befo…
We’re from the government, we’re here to help
It doesn’t appear mine is going to work out so well
Hehehe, one can hope. At least I wasn’t pepper sprayed
Well, I made a point to bump into Mrs. Hot wife. After our exchange of pleasantries, “ I’d like to ask you a question” “That was fun the other night, was there anything more to it” A laugh, shakes her head, “no” and turns and walks away. M…
I got it, the first line was the hook
R&T I was going to check for ticket prices, I thought it was your date;))
The lowly single male jumping through hoops, at least until your established, may expedite your timeline. And I beg to differ with you Allan, Mrs. Hotluvers looks worthy of some hoops, as do most of the lovely ladies replying to this threa…
And. No
A hangover
Always entertaining and spot on advice from BT.
Well I appreciate the input. They did tell me a lot about themselves and where they tend to be. I’ll have to make myself available to “bump” into them again.
A coworker sprung it on me. Tough to see, wish I hadn’t
National Geographic TV. A goose looking waterfowl lays it’s eggs on rocky cliffs, hundreds of feet up. It’s straight down and treacherous rocky terrain below. In about a months time, the parents jump from the cliff, the chicks follow. All…
Is that a hair
Me
It will likely haunt me for a while. She made a point of pushing her tits out too. The trouble is, many women flirt, it doesn’t mean the husband is on board. When she went to the ladies room, he had a chance to say something, nothing. Beli…
Jack
Vanilla bar last night, my timing was perfect, as there was a couple to the left and two chicks to the right of a open stool. The couple were approachable, as the conversation flowed, she seemed to like to touch my arm, a lot. Introduction…
Ass
Homer Simpson
Conor McGregor
SOW, way to go on the tour guide! It can be more fun helping people catch fish then pulling them in some days.
Change adjectives, encouraging her, is that more acceptable ?
Robbie Robertson
Al Michael’s
Hehe
Could you define class?..... Why that would be no profanity while your balls deep in my wife’s *%#!
Dick Withers..... Master baiter
Matt Dillon
Wayne Gretzky
If she’s Into it, her mouth, with a sexy tongue waiting for it.
I agree, how many qualified students were skipped over.
Funcouple, I can’t imagine how you would have a no show.