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Hearing Aids

in Senior Swingers ·

[quote=john_paul][quote=lcmim]I am about tp retire my 8 year old Phonak M90R s. The batteries are due to go soon and replacements are expensive out of warranty. Things have changed for the better since I bought them. I am curious as to wha…

Fun Facts

in Open Forum ·

How about Anita Dick poor girl going to school. For real.

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Finally, we break out from miles of downed trees, debris, poles and lines, days of freezing and isolation we reached civilization. We grabbed a cart and headed for the pineapples. Too much isolation. Proudly displayed in our cart, we proce…

New site Swing Beta

in Swing.com ·

[quote=Webmaster][quote=oldbutCouples972]I changed the fixed settings in the filtered area. The original settings keep coming back.[/quote] if you could please be more specific about where you are seeing this happen? And what specifically…

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Thanksgiving is over, but pineapples go with everything! Have some fun. Upside pineapples in your cart allow the juices to flow to the top, and oh how we want the juices to flow. Shopping for food needs an upside pineapple in the top baske…

Short Jokes

in Jokes and Funnies ·

[quote=BrandyandBlazeSwingers971]To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it to get it in, you push it! damn threading a needle at any age is no joke! what were you thinking?[/quote]Absolutly aw…

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Well folks, school is starting, everyone is settling down to routines. But wait...there's still time for one more fling before....well, let's have a fling. You know, "back to school" from years past. We don't need the calendar to tell us w…

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Pineapple history...Many of the men in the Carolinas, at the time, were sailors. They would be absent for months at a time. The pineapple carving was displayed on the gate of the yard. When it was appropriate to visit, the pineapple was pl…

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

We are not yet out of hibernation, but it's a good time to start planning. Valentine's Day is coming up soon, just check Walmart, it's everywhere. What a great time to treat your loved one with a...yea, pineapple party! Expand your imagina…

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Santa was frisky this year, he filled my husband's stocking with a stack for pineapple stickers. Really, a whole stack? He's sticking upside down pineapples everywhere. He was contemplating sticking some on cars parked at the grocery store…

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

We got 'em, we applied them, and mischievously applied 'em to our truck window. What you ask? Why the pineapple stickers we ordered from Amazon, what else! Now, let's see what we'll catch with this "bait"...

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Remember folks, it's a real pineapple, not a can of pineapple slices, or juice. It's a lark, not a commitment.

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

1). We don't need "vanilla" people understand the "code" 2). Approaching someone you don't know in a grocery store about swinging could cause an embarrassing scene. That's why it's a "code". Their choice, they're "in control".

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

We had a yard sale last week and my husband put a pineapple sticker upside down on his enclosed trailer. Later in the day one of our neighbors spotted the sticker and asked him if he was a swinger. You never know, we didn't know, but now..…

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Upside down pineapples are a good start, add some nice smooth long zucchini, you could even stand them up next to the pineapple. How obvious is that? Oh the fun!!

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

I know it's early in the season, the pineapples are a little green, as are some people. Relax, put a smile on your face, if there's a smile returned...maybe even a green pineapple will work. If it's an ice breaker, well you can go from the…

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

BINGO! My quiet, introverted (?) wife went into the grocery store for a "few" items while I waited in the car. I thought she was taking a lot of time for just a "few" items. However, as it turned out, she had felt mischievous and had put a…

WTF

in Open Forum ·

Hi Kathy, we got the same hits you did, real Turn ons. Know why they're single? Flunked first grade

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Pineapples in the grocery cart, how to avoid the unwanted, merely state that it's upside down to keep from getting pricked (don't laugh) every time you put something in the cart, and above all, keep a straight face. Yea. Now, Halloween is…

WTF

in Open Forum ·

What's wrong with single Males on here today received 7 different messages none can read. I feel sorry for good ones because a lot of cpl are blocking them out.

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Pineapples here's ours where's yours come or gang

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

The other day a young lady came to see a car trailer we have for sale. As she turned around she spied an upside pineapple on the rear door. Much to my husband's surprise she calmly turned to him and asked if he was a swinger. He calmly ans…

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

I noticed our grocery store had a huge shipment of pineapples in various stages of maturity. Sound familiar? I bet some of the medium ripe ones would be worth taking on....yeaaa

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Well, we've survived one mighty storm, no heat, no water, no electricity. We faired better than many others, everything back up and running. A party by lantern, warmth with bodies, lights..who needs light, braille works fine fine..OK, flas…

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Well, we've survived one mighty storm, no heat, no water, no electricity. We faired better than many others, everything back up and running. A party by lantern, warmth with bodies, lights..who needs light, braille works fine fine..OK, flas…

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

We just put one camper and truck . We also had one in cart at our Krogers store and got hit on with it. Well its a start.

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Halloween is just around the corner, what a great excuse for a pineapple party. One of many symbols for a fun party. With all. the crap going on, a fun party with friends should be a requirement for sanity. So, stay sane, have a pineapple…

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Fall is coming along with all the holidays. Frozen pineapple squares, use the old ice cube square trays, freeze, and use in drinks. Pineapples live, all year, even when it's "cold outside". Have fun all year round. :)

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

The pineapple, can be the ice breaker between unacquainted "friends". Just saw a fresh shipment in the store. A little green, but will "ripped with time".

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Hi guys! I knows it's hotter than (you know what). Those pineapples? Sliced in spears, iced, are great (and oh the mental image is too good.). Why not have a pineapple party, you know, creative slices ( or styles, hee hee). Oooo, a kiddie…

Coronavirus Covid-19 Vaccination

in Open Forum ·

Did you just test positive, or are you actually ill? We've had it twice. We did not take the boosters. Just the first two shots. Fever, severe discomfort for one week. We have suggested meds to counter affects. But it is one week of hell.…

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Happy summer everyone. A cool pineapple would do well now...Even if they're green, a little aging and they'll do the job...have fun, ignore the news just for a few hours relax (?) it"ll be good for you. :)

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Pineapples can appear anywhere, you've just got to keep a look out. Such as, a pineapple pillow in the back window of our street rod. decals on the rear window of our pickup. Yes we're country folk and here on purpose. That doesn't make it…

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Hello fun lovers, it's time to boogy. Spring is here, snow birds are coming home, it"s time to get the pineapples out and party. If you don't have a holiday at hand, or no reason for a party, make one up, be creative. There is too much nas…

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

The weather has kept many of us close to home, and the pineapples aren't too ripe, however they last longer, right? About time to throw out the old "fishing line" with a nice green pineapple for bait. (Green last longer). And the damn weat…

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Merry Christmas everyone. A time for family and friends, stay safe and enjoy. New Years, though is party time. so get out your pineapples, perhaps with a mask (heehee, :). Relax, and enjoy.

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Now it's one thing to have fun with symbols, pineapples for example, but one needn't get carried away with it, right? My husband occasionally reverts to Jr. high antics. We're well past that age, one would think, but with age comes regress…

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Must have pineapple decals have arrived. Although there are 3 of them, the spouse has stated a need for more. Where HE thinks he's going to display them, I have no idea. The mystery continues. Keep your eyes out for placements. Suggestions…

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Last weekend my husband went to a car show, his pineapple pillow in the rear window in our approved upside down position, he got a kick out of watching people walking by, checking out the pillow, (as well as the car). Several nudging each…

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Just for fun, I put one pineapple in the shopping cart, upside down, with two banana on each side. No comments, but a lot of giggles. Made shopping a lot more fun! Try it.

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Challenge: come up with a way to display a pineapple and a bunch of bananas seductive manner in your grocery cart. I'm still trying to work that out without them falling over.

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

vabeachcouple33 maybe you find a upside down growing kit LOL

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Found pineapple pillows at Walmart for his birthday, he is looking forward to the next car show, pillow in evidence, should be fun to see what happen.

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

while shopping I spotted two different shoppers at Kroger, both with an upside down pineapples, up one isle, then down another. Finally they met up in the bread isle, approached one another, he asked the woman if she had had any luck yet?…

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Well, there's a new shipment of pineapples at the store. I cautiously selected one. a little green, but then we all have to start somewhere, so I placed one, not too green, in my cart, butt side up (hee, hee), and began to stroll around. T…

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Had a vanilla friend who has been living in Hawaii for several years come to visit last fall, she decided to treat all of us to a Hawaiian luau. She said she went to the store to pick up some fruit, including three pineapples. The pineappl…

Some single males are gross

in 3-Some ·

Your right BT not all are bad, Wish there was away to filter them out as we like sm but these dam young ones are the biggest offenders that are to lazy to read. Wife says its because they couldn't get laid in a woman's prison lol

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Anybody have any luck with their upside down Pineapples? If you ever go to Charleston, NC, take a tour. They will explain the pineapple messaging. "Husband is at sea, do not come calling." or "Husband is home, friends welcome". It was a pu…

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Still looking for pineapple decals locally for Rv , hate to order 2 decal on line.

Some single males are gross

in 3-Some ·

No! Some single men are just gross!! A third grade reading exam should be a requirement as well as comprehension of what that have read. A hundred pounds overweight does not qualify as HWP, and "close by" is not a 1000 miles.

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Are the trolls released from quarantine? I went to the market to refill our pantry and picked up a pineapple for the fun of it. Put the item in my basket, then noticed a man smiling at me and putting a cantaloupe in his basket. I got a few…

Some single males are gross

in 3-Some ·

Dam just another message from a single male, rude its obvious he can't read a profile. it gets instant block and then they wonder why

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Got a new motorhome, a pineapple, and no where to go. Dam virus

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

But is the wine any good we just picked a bottle?

Some single males are gross

in 3-Some ·

90% are phony or just stupid, They send messages without reading your profile or filling out there's . Dam that's just hurts the good ones.

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

When shopping for a case of wine to get us through, they grabbed a box to put the bottles in, and would you believe it, there is a wine called "Menage a Trois", oh yes. Don't care how good it is, next time I'm getting a bottle just to have…

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

We need to start a upside down pineapple RV group. Plenty of stickers on Amazon.

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Were going to put a upside pineapple on our rv , maybe that will work?

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

Anyone try the T-shirts yet? What results? share!

Pineapples

in 3-Some ·

The pineapple position: Wooden pineapples were placed on front gate posts indicating the sailer husband home or at sea. One way, he's home you may call on us (or not), the other way around indicates he is at sea, don't bother social call.…

Another glitch ??

in Website ·

Why when I click on search local it comes up with phony profile all show 5m plus miles with location of usa ?

What qualities do you look for in a single male?

in 3-Some ·

First of all we keep looking for single males but until they LEARN TO READ A PROFILE, before they message you. We just got another tonight. no pic, 50 yr age difference, crap for profile it does give a bad wrap on single males, we keep del…