One legged swinger

I thought it was a “ One legged Woman “ but it is great kink activity if you love him - love him

I thought the question was asking how to cope with the change in participation of the partner.

I can't imagine having a partner who is into it then changes his mind right when I'm starting to get an idea of what I want to explore. Loving my husband the way I do, I'd want at least to be able to hear about others' experiences, but would hope to find a compromise, since we BOTH should feel respected in the relationship. The partner needs to make concessions, too. It's a PARTNERSHIP, not a woman-ruled monarchy.

Cum on Eileen

That's her.

Nikki- I think I know her- Eileen?

“I - lean” for those in the back.

Never saw a one-legged swinger before.
Very interesting...

Once had a one-legged waitress,. She served me pancakes at,.......I-hop..

Well he is Mr. Northwest after all...

I think it was the lumberjack Pitbull comment that jacked things up, honestly...

BT

This thread has gone the way of an one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

It’s a team effort, but you got a leg up on most of us...

BT

After visiting your profile I was positive you would. If you hadn't I'd have been stumped

I'll stop hijacking now :)

...I saw what you did there...!

BT

I don't have a cockless joke in my repertoire bridgetender.
But almost any other body part and I got you. What else? Throw me a bone....

Cuda, got any jokes you can toss out on this one? ...He asked, while wincing, with legs crossed tightly...

BT

"the OP probably should have titled the thread “Two-Legged Swinger” because that’s how he’s gonna end up if his partner finds out about his profile."

well he hasn't been online for 36 days so maybe she did...

Honestly, regardless of the most recent thread derailment (for which I’ll assume ample responsibility), the OP probably should have titled the thread “Two-Legged Swinger” because that’s how he’s gonna end up if his partner finds out about his profile.

BT

No apologies necessary Fokkers. I was ultra sensitive and reactive and of course all that ended in sheepish. I do so appreciate the effort.

Cud’s, apologies if my attempts at humor came off offensive. There was no malice intended with it at all.

Thanks BT awfully kind of you.
The offense was fleeting. Unfortunately I type faster than I think.
I know no offense was intended. Certainly not personal, at any rate.
On the plus side I have shit-tons of amputee jokes. Give and take, eh?

Can only speak for myself, but there’s no need for an apology on your part, but I truly appreciate you taking the time to put things in context. We all come at and to this with different lenses and experiences. Most of the more active posters have been slinging it long enough to get a decent read on our fellow posters, and despite the miles between us, some of us have even met face to face. So, the benefit of the doubt is somewhat broadened, I think.

I apologize to you if my joke first, ask questions later approach offended you. Definitely not my intention, and I’ll go out on a limb and say the same for my fellow posters in this thread...except Andrew. He doesn’t care who he offends, and actually, I have more respect for him for being upfront and honest about that...but I digress.

Welcome to the forums, Cuda.

BT

...i’m Still chuckling over Lumberjack Pitbull...

Hey, yes I did read the whole thread and took offense immediately. Should have known better and held my tongue, but that thing carries me away all the time. My own amputation is a source of great humor for me because as blatant as it is most everybody doesn't notice, but also brings about bitterness and a little bit of insecurity.
Please accept my apologies.

One of our favorite comedians is Steve White. At one of his shows we sat front row center. I was wearing a red flannels. He immediately turned to me and announced that the Lumberjack Pitbull was in the house. I immediately got up turned to the crowd and acknowledged it, everyone laughed harder. Steve started to laugh himself. He couldn’t believe I did that. If you can’t laugh at yourself who can you laugh at??.

Mayhem, I do see your point. When I saw Rickles, he was brutal to quite a few people, but at the end of the show, invited them all up on stage, apologized, and gave each one a bottle of Dom.

BT

Pardon me.....
No one here's discriminating against an amputee, so get back on point. This topic started off, in my view, as a purposeful and phony-dramatic misleading whine about playing alone.

Last time in Vegas we wanted to see a comedy show. We were warned not to sit in the front rows. Glad we listened as the comedian was pretty abusive to the people in the front rows. Granted it was only one guy, but the warning was a general one and not aimed at him specifically. Apparently that is a "thing" in Vegas, among other places.

The people not getting picked on probably thought the guy was funny. Some of the ones getting picked on wanted to shove their fist in the guys face. It all depended on where you were sitting as to whether the guy was funny or not.