One legged swinger

Mayhem,

The phrase “a lot” is pretty subjective, In my mind.

I’m thinking about Rickles, Carlin, Wright, Dangerfield, and Seinfeld. In looking at their observational humor, I see more poking fun at the human condition and amplifying peoples’ quirks and idiosyncrasies than people getting hurt. Though, it could be easily argued that some of those routines could be hurtful.

On the other end of the spectrum, there’s the physical humor of Abbott & Costello’s (face slaps), and The Three Stooges (eye pokes and sledgehammer bits), which fall squarely into the someone getting hurt category.

I’m sure there’s more that i’m not wrapping my Friday brain around.

BT

If you really examine humor, a sad but true fact is that a lot of it is based on someone getting hurt in some way.

As for an actual woman missing a limb, I would certainly not rule out playing with her because of that (if that helps for the one/s that mistook our comments as heartless). We were actually at a party very recently and the Mrs played with a man that was missing his right hand. Ironically his nickname was lefty (can't make this stuff up).

Actually, when it happened and after we stopped laughing, I looked at her boyfriend and said, "Guess it sucks to be you right now."..lol

Admittedly, my first thought was, “If the one-legged swinger is a woman, is her name Eileen...or Peg?” Wrong? Maybe. Irreverent? Prolly. Demeaning and disrespectful to those with physical challenges and disabilities? Well, you’d have to know me and my family to truly know the answer to that one.

Humor, taken as humor, is humor. Nothing more or less. My goal’s to find it everywhere. Often, I don’t even have to leave my house.

In the end, the OP got some solid advice, even if it wasn’t what he wanted to hear.

BT

Walking into the middle of anything and commenting can be dangerous. On a lighter note, while at a vanilla Super Bowl party we were having a conversation with another couple about people (including ourselves) that are "anal retentive", as in OCD.

All of a sudden this girl walks up to us and thinks she knows what we're talking about and blurts out, "Yeah, I hate anal. It hurts." Definitely one of the funniest things that has even happened to us at a party.

Petty and ridiculous?
Meh....

I don’t believe i was the only one who thought the thread was actually about being involved in the LS and having the disability of only one leg. The title for this thread could lead one to believe that. I actually know of someone (vanilla) with one leg (lost to a undiagnosed blood clot in their leg). And yes they have a weird sex life ( they are into ‘balloons’ squashing ). I can tell you that the question of sex does come up often.

Most long timers in here and many other groups I participate in will all say that for the most part I do tend to get ridiculous in the name of a few laughs.
If it’s not your thing... then move on.

Welcome to the fora Cuda, strong first post!

I do recommend you read entire threads before attacking anyone but hey, I'm not the forum sherrif so have at it any way you please!

~Scamp

DoMyCuda - Go back and read the base note. I did not see anywhere that his partner "lost a limb". I was left to think the "one legged" part of the title meant he was considering playing without his partner, and not that his partner physically lost a limb.

I believe others reached the same conclusion. Perhaps the OP can clarify.

Whoa. Petty and ridiculous replies to this one (lookin' at you, Fokkers).
Lots of battles won with the loss of a limb. Small minded people thinking perhaps it's only up to them to fuck, when in reality your mindset is the turn off. Limbs come and go, but small minds are forever. That's what I call stumpy.

I began to lose interest when I realized the title was weak drama, and I zoned completely off from reading it when I found myself bouncing off the gender.neutral pronouns. Maybe that's just me......I do not care for that.

Seriously, (original poster) if your opposite or same-sex significant other absolutely does not (sounds like) want to engage in swinging, I sincerely doubt that anyone here will be able to supply a convincing argument for you to use that will change you significant other's mind.

Well let me add my two cents in here.

Stop!! Do not pass Go!!!!

The very first thing you have to do is to delete your couples profile. Then start a single male profile. In your profile explain what you posted here. You must be totally up front with any potential friend.

Now that being said. You have way too much baggage. You just need to put this thought of yours into the fantasy portion of your brain. You gave it a shot. Your partner is not on board. Hang it up. Not trying to be rude. But you are on a collision course. You are not going to like the impact.

Stop while you’re ahead.

Got to admit, it had a catchy title. Add me to the "thought is was physically a one-legged person" list ;-)

Aside from that, it's a suck place to be, and I really have no good answers. You are more than young enough to enjoy a good many years in the LS if you decided to go the separation/divorce route. but there could well come a point where you regret that you gave up the love of your life for sex. Yeah, I know. Captain Obvious, but only you can decide if it's worth it to you and it really doesn't matter what I or anyone else would do in your situation.

Am I the only one who thought this was a thread about a swinger with only one physical leg? LOL

Not gonna lie. Saw the title of the thread. Had to look.

That is funny.

Not really, but it is funny to imagine him standing there with his hands on his hips while saying, “Well now, this is a first”.

:-)

~Allen

Come on Allen, even you must have thought the reply from AR was some funny shit?

I know a one legged woman, she is a friend of the wife but no way in hell I would touch that. Nothing about her gets me excited. I somehow picture that she doesn’t orgasm unless you run her stump and clit at the same time.
{{{rolling eyes}}}

Yet another first for swinger king Andrew.

lol

~Allen

"bad ass Army or Marine veteran". "Roll me over, Yankee Soldier, roll me over, do it again".

"Am I the only one who thought this was a thread about a swinger with only one physical leg? LOL"

That's what I thought too. I would fuck a one legged woman for the novelty and different positions, with bonus cool points if she was a bad ass Army or Marine veteran whose leg was blown off in combat.

Nope, right there with you fokkers
Lol

~Scamp

Am I the only one who thought this was a thread about a swinger with only one physical leg? LOL

Thank you Rabbit for giving a lady's point of view.

Title of thread was misleading for me.

I'm with Rabbit on this, if you're still around. You have stated your dedication to your long term commitment and you really need to decide if it's worth changing that. Attempting to continue in the lifestyle behind someones back is cheating, whether you are successful in meeting anyone or not. People can change with time, but for now you've reached an impasse that if you continue trying to go around may well destroy your relationship. Is it worth it?

Join me - I don’t think anyone outright said it but Cheating isn't Swinging!

Doing anything behind your spouse’s back ithey wouldn’t approve of is cheating.

The fact that your wife said awful things about swingers makes it worse. It would piss me off to no end to meet a guy, find out he’s cheating and his wife thinks I’m the bad guy and a disgusting person when she should be loooking at herself and her spouse.

Ask yourself what would happen if your wife found out about this account? Would she be okay with it or would she gather evidence of it to use against you in a divorce?

Get out and leave your fantasy a fantasy.

~rabbit~