Krazy Truth #27 Hooking up with the Hosts

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Speaker1: hey kids the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations adult language themes and other adult topics if you're easily offended this show's not for you need more slide in your glide if you're looking for the best lube on the market go to spunk lube.com quality lube at a great price remember to put casbah k-a-s-b-h in the coupon code and get 10 off your next order hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome back to another edition of crazy truth i'm your host with the most i am cole i'm here with the lovely lovely miss amanda hey and we're here to talk about stuff we didn't know we're gonna talk about earlier yeah yeah look at us go all right so we got all kinds of cools yet to do tonight i'm not gonna no no fucking around focused see i when i did that Who's the one that fucks around?
Speaker2: You.
Speaker1: You're the one that's drunk today, not me. Okay, so let's go to our sex story. Did I miss that somewhere? What? Wow. Wow. I don't know what happened. Okay, so sex story for the day. Sex story for the day. Are you ready for this? This is awesome. Yeah, because I haven't heard it. This is the epitome of fucking moronic. So a woman is suing Samson for $1.8 million. Okay? This is after she gets her cell phones stuck in her vagina. Yeah. Let that sink in for a minute. I read that story. so salama salima who fucking cares what her name is she's 39 years old and a moron so she in albuquerque new mexico so what she did was on a dare with her friend she wanted to see what it'd feel like to have her cell phone on vibrate stuck up her cooter this all seemed like a great idea which she did so she stuck it up her cooter and it was all fun and games so she couldn't fish it out it took 96 hours to fish it out huh so yeah here would you like to stick this up your cooter just saying there you go yeah no so she takes sticks sticks us up 96 hours here's the thing she goes to the hospital after 96 hours because she can't get it out she gets a hospital bill of 1.1 million dollars why so much because you because you had to sell them stuck up her count for 96 hours there must be a stupid charge in there well i was gonna say emergency room visit wouldn't charge you that much just to fish something out uh well think about this after 96 hours having something stuck up there shit might have been swollen maybe there was more to it than just reach it up and grab it yeah no shit her friend if i was a friend i had to just call it so she was like please make it stop so her lawyer says so you got a lawyer okay and suffering of course her lawyer says this is clearly samsung's fault because no warning dangers or potential risk of insertion on a human cavity was listed yeah there's loopholes around all kinds of shit because people don't think that but wait it gets fucking better it gets better samsung would not comment on it directly because it's ongoing litigation but samsung did say there is still the possibility of an out-of-court settlement on the table this bitch is going to win she is going to win now this is not without precedence in 2014 apple faced a similar lawsuit oh this guy didn't try to stick a phone up his ass he swallowed 14 iphones and ended up with mercury poisoning in the hospital and legally apple is now required to put on all of their products that it is not for human consumption so your new samsung phone everybody is going to come with a thing that says this is not a dildo do not stick in your body but you can get apps for vibrators i know i've tried it it didn't work right so but for external use exactly actually i had clothes on i just stuck on the outside to see what it feel like it was useless okay everybody jokes everybody wants to know what it'd feel like but really no it never crossed my mind what it feels like to stick something not actually stick it up there rectangular we all joke about you know Oh, put it on your dick, put it on your knee. But no one just goes, I want to know at 39 what kind of friends she's hanging out with. Because they must be cool as fuck. Because they convinced her to go and stick a phone up her twat. I'm trying to figure out how you'd swallow iPhones. If there's a will, there's a way. Thank God they didn't want a tablet she'd have been ripped to shreds yeah you're gonna swallow things very carefully oh you know what i'll bet she used
Speaker3: for the phone can you imagine shitting that
Speaker1: no because roaming if you if you didn't shit it at home the roaming charges would kill you you're horrible jing how many weird numbers you could dial with a phone in your cooter
Speaker2: Here we go. Roaming charges would kill you. You're horrible.
Speaker3: Do you think how many weird numbers you could dial with a phone in your cooter?
Speaker2: You'd also have all kinds of charges, new apps, all kinds of weird shit on your phone. Would you want to use that after that? Could you just stick it?
Speaker3: I wonder if they had to just stick it in rice when they were done with it.
Speaker2: There shouldn't be enough liquid to ruin it.
Speaker3: No, but the smell could be horrendous.
Speaker2: Yes, I would definitely consider getting a new phone after that. I'd like to trade this one in. But why in the mail would you do that? At 39 years old, wow. Yeah, so there you go. I mean... This almost isn't even weird sex news. This is just fucking people are stupid news. I mean, it doesn't get any better than that. It is what it is. is okay should we move away from phones and cooters and on to just questions and cooters sound like a plan tonight's uh on the menu tonight for dog treats here at casper's studio is pizza yeah but now he won't take the other imagine that all right so you shouldn't start off with. All right. So let's go to our first question, shall we?
Speaker1: No, I don't want to do that one first. No.
Speaker2: Oh, hey, I like this one.
Speaker1: Okay. So this comes to us from Nashville, Tennessee.
Speaker3: Bob sent us this. Okay.
Speaker1: Hi. So we had a great couple of fun times with another couple. The first time was great, but the second time they shared they were into some kink that we weren't into. We gave in and went with it, but we were not comfortable. They want to meet again but we're concerned what should we do
Speaker3: i know this is kind of a weird one so okay i know what i would do well what would you do people want to know if you're comfortable enough to go back then tell them that you don't feel comfortable doing something or.
Speaker1: Well, yes, I agree with that. But there's a bigger problem here, really. OK, so you use it on the meeting. Number two, what you should never give in, first of all, you should never give in. OK, so, yeah, the the number one priority right now is you need to be honest and say hey yeah that would be great but here's some of the ground rules you like you need to you're gonna have to set the rules one way or the other so you need to go ahead and set the ground rules now and be otherwise yeah it's gonna continue to ramp up i mean hopefully if you're meeting with a third time you should have a good enough relationship with them or feel comfortable enough to go yeah that was fun what we did the last time but that really wasn't our cup of tea right and and here's the thing they should be cool with that the bigger the bigger thing with this is, you know, if you just avoid them, well, I don't know. That's an easy way out, but that's not really going to solve a problem, right? And I don't know. I wasn't able to get a hold of Bob to know whether or not both couples are new. I have no idea on that. But, okay, so we talk about this all the time, communication. When you're playing with somebody, when you're playing with another couple, if somebody tries to do something you're not comfortable with, you need to say stop. Going along with it is never a good idea. Or as soon as they start getting out some ropes or handcuffs or, I know that mild but i'm just trying to think of just some candle you know even yeah candle wax or the heat cups or whatever as soon as you see those come out you go oh i'll watch but i don't want to participate right yeah you you can't you should never just give in because the problem with just giving in is that when you just give in then you're sending the wrong signal right so you're sending this message now saying hey not only is were we okay with this this was kind of fun this kind of cool we're into this like or even afterwards that we've done shit that we've tried and went okay that was okay but that wasn't for us you need to communicate just doing shit to be like oh yeah just so you don't hurt anybody's feelings fuck that because you'll hurt people's feelings more if you are doing shit that that uh they thought you were into and you really weren't right so you need to tell them though now you need to you need to to tell them why if you don't have a good enough relationship or comfortable enough with them to tell them why you can't do stuff, then you've got a whole other serious problem. I have a hard time believing that a couple just randomly started getting out different... Was it BDSM? Is that what they said? They were just into a kink. It was really vague really vague okay so i have a hard time believing that a couple is just going to get that out not knowing if you're comfortable without mentioning it first well and that's the other challenge that comes with this is we don't know you know okay what the conversations came up the first time around you know it could have been when you guys were the first time you're hooking up and and something was said and somebody said yeah that'd be kind of cool to see or kind of whatever plus if you're really really new okay let's face it there are toys out there that may look like some sort of weird sexual torture device but they're just a toy they're not any kink you know i mean look at the pussy dream catcher that we talk about all the time. Okay. Really, you know, some people wouldn't even consider that a kink. They were just getting their toys out. The bottom line, though, is you cannot just give in. You don't ever just go with it for somebody else. No. Nothing good will ever happen with that at all. OK, so the thing is, is communication. That's that's ultimately key. Make sure you're communicating. And the other thing is make sure that you're both communicating. We don't know if just Bob was uncomfortable with it or Bob and the missus. The missus might have been like, you know what? Shock me. Make me feel better. You know, let's go. And, uh, uh, you know, so that's, that's the whole thing. I know. I agree. All right. So for those of you that don't know, that's going to answer this question. For those of you that don't know, we obviously answer everything that comes up. That's what we do. Uh, and we do do a live, we're don't, we're live right now, right now with our great Crazy Casbah page. And so we already got a question that I want to go ahead and answer on this one. And so I got asked, someone asked, why does cooter mean vagina? Some believe that it comes from coochie. Some think it's from the other meaning of cooter, which is a box turtle. So play on a box. Okay, you know what? I just learned something right there. I did not realize that cooter was the name of a turtle. But I can tell you this. We are so, so fucking going out and buying a turtle right now. Oh, Jesus. Oh, my God. I'm naming one turtle. One turtle. That's what you eat, a cheese turtle. I'm going to name one turtle cooter. I'm naming the other one cock. What is it? Good God. You know, the reason why I like to use cooter, because I think it's funny to say. Yeah. Cooter. And if you remember, there used to be a game like cooter bug, and you had to race to put this bug together together and it was from the 70s and i still want to play it now because being a swinger because it kind of looked like a dildo you added legs to it cooter bug yeah look it up absolutely we've just always called it that from a long time ago look i try to come up with unique names for stuff all the time twat waffle cut muffin uh what was the one we came with one of the lives was twinkly sparkly tink sparkling tinsel twat tinsel twat that's right we try to come up with stuff for the holidays all the way all the way through uh so we try to do all kinds of cool stuff like that as we go and uh uh yeah so that's you know oh cootie was it cootie bug it was it was just called cootie just cootie okay what's the game that's even funnier yet when you think about it now that's what we need we need a swingers we need a swinger adult party fuck cards against humanity fuck that anybody can play that shit you know what we need to have all these 70s games and see how perverted they all are well think about it or how you can make them perverted yeah we start a cootie right off the bat first one to build their cootie god this is gonna be awesome monopoly whole new thing when you hit a hotel there's no money exchange hand in this game look we did pass we did pass go and i did just collect a blow job what nothing sorry i want to be the shoe i want to be the dildo so you can make lincoln logs into like a dildos multi-purpose i'm like going okay what 70s game building blocks there. Legos. And all those monkeys shared a barrel. No shit. And you know what? I've been to parties where monkeys were jumping on the bed and one fell off. Just saying. I think we should have, somebody needs to do, this holiday season, somebody needs to do, like, I'm going to get sued by Hasbro, I don't care uh a lego dildo collection and see how many sex toys and dildos people can make out of legos you know what sitting around naked playing legos could be a lot of fun i mean as long as one doesn't get rid of the whole bucket of them you might have a lego disappeared somewhere well i didn't say you'd use them you just said build them well if you build it, it will come. You're going to have to use it. Absolutely. What? The phone? No, we're not using phones. We're not sticking phones up there. Didn't you just hear the sex story? God, the sound guy is falling behind. Yeah, there you go. So send us your other great 70s game things. Hasbro will love us. Okay, let's move on to another question question I've got like 6 references so far In the first 10 minutes of the show That I'm going to get sued for Way to go Send all your cease and desist letters To crazy.gasma.gmail.com Okay we won't mention it again It's all good Sure we won't Disney. Disney. Tip the faces. You're a dork. Oh, my God. Stop it. Okay. Next question. This question comes to us from Martha in Norman, Oklahoma. I'm sorry. You're a Sooners fan. We'll let that slide. Okay. We have started to become good friends with some of our swinger friends slash playmates. That nice okay but we keep that part of our life separate fair enough is it okay to send holiday cards and greetings to your swinger friends people still send holiday cards some do no one sends us some well we get some we get some Go digital. Okay, look, here's the thing. Yes, it's still absolutely okay to if that's if that's your thing you send holiday greetings and whatnot absolutely send them just don't send a perverted one yeah you might not want to send the one that's got the picture of you know a cock tree or you know you filled my stocking with spoo and it was wonderful or something like that our two wives in bed. I got some of those. Those are awesome. Yeah, I mean, you want to send it so that if the kids open it, you know, if you're going to bake cookies, pick appropriate shapes, a candy cane's okay. There it gets a little dicey. You know, I mean, just shit like that. You can still do those things, even though it's separate. If you become that become that close wait see here's the deal it's perfectly legal to actually become good friends with people you have sex with that that's totally that's totally okay yeah gingerbreads with boners we need some of those boy uh so it's it's totally it's totally okay to become friends with them so if that's something you want to do, rock on. I mean, number one, kudos. You know their names. That's better than a lot of hookups, right? I mean, it's sport fucking. It is what it is. All right. I'm going to get that one. It'll give me hate mail. Number two, if you know their address and they actually gave it to you so it wasn't like stalking, kudos, you can do that. There are some groups and clubs that do like exchanges and stuff, gift exchanges and people that actually, you know, send like birthday cards and all kinds of stuff. So it's totally acceptable to go ahead and do, you know.
Speaker3: They're not going to get offended.
Speaker1: Well, I mean, let's not get carried away.
Speaker3: If you're good friends with them.
Speaker1: It depends what you send them.
Speaker3: Just a regular holiday card so we can be politically correct.
Speaker1: This is crazy truth. We're not politically correct.
Speaker3: If you want to send a Christmas card.
Speaker1: If you want to send a Christmas card, yeah, you can send, you know, I would still put a family letter versus, like, condoms. I mean, people can send us Christmas cards. Have at it. Or you could take it and put results. You could put test results. Just a saying. I mean, maybe they don't care. We could even hang them up. Yeah, you know what? That's exactly it. I'll tell you what. If you send us holiday cards to the crazy, absolutely we'll hang them up we love this and you can send us the dirty ones yeah if your kids know look if you can find perverted christmas cards if someone can actually send me not a homemade one a bottom christmas cards of two reindeer fucking uh i'll send you a free. I bet you it exists. I will send you a free Crazy Truth t-shirt.
Speaker3: I bet you it exists.
Speaker2: There we go.
Speaker1: We're putting it out there. A free Crazy Truth t-shirt to the most perverted Christmas card you send to us.
Speaker3: If I go on Amazon and find it right now.
Speaker1: You're not getting a free fucking shirt. You work here. Well, I mean you're guests. You're not guests. We're back to God. I don't even know who the fuck you are, lady. Get the fuck out of the studio. Jesus fucking Christ. Watch it. We'll get divorced. It's just been a joke all week. No, it's not. Rumors are wonderful. We absolutely love them. By the way, that's what the lawyer said, too. Just keep believing it. Anyway, so... No, so for the most perverted Christmas card, well, yeah. And, you know know it's always complimentary to send businesses treats so feel free to send us the most perverted treats somebody's totally going to roofie us with cookies coming this way yeah we'll set up a PO box and give that out
Speaker2: to everybody
Speaker1: and treats a good holiday treat is liquor just saying throw that out there so no to answer your question Martha I'll see you next time. treats we you know a good holiday treat is liquor just saying throw that out there so no to answer your question martha please share the holiday cheer i remember you don't just have to share a holiday cheer with a blow job uh you know with a blow job now i'm not saying that in there i'll have all kinds of weird shit coming in the fbi i'll be at this. You don't need to, you don't have to just spread holiday cheer with your lips. You can spread it with a card. Hallmark does a wonderful job with that, and we hope you do.
Speaker3: Can we throw any more names out there?
Speaker1: What did I throw out there that time?
Speaker2: Huh?
Speaker1: Oh, shit, I did, didn't I?
Speaker2: That's okay.
Speaker1: Wow, you know what? Maybe we should send this one out to see about some corporate sponsors.
Speaker2: Wow.
Speaker3: I said one.
Speaker2: You did? Yeah.
Speaker1: You're not helping the situation.
Speaker3: I didn't think of it. Wow, you know what? Maybe we should send this one out to see about some corporate sponsorships. Wow. I said one.
Speaker2: You did? Yeah.
Speaker1: You're not helping the situation.
Speaker2: I didn't think about it.
Speaker1: Well, normally, Captain Adult Supervision sound guy is usually over here all over us with that kind of shit. And he's just letting us just totally run completely amok.
Speaker3: You're relying on somebody half our age.
Speaker1: Well, he knows what would be the better chance of us getting sued for or not.
Speaker2: That's true. Yeah.
Speaker1: We'll chalk it up with the lawyer for you. Thank you. just run completely amok you're relying on somebody half our age well he knows what with better chance of us getting sued for or not that's true yeah and we'll chalk it up with the lawyer for you we'll add it into the divorce god oh by the way if you are going to send us christmas cards or treats please nothing illegal hey nothing says merry christmas like captain morgan. Just saying. I know, Captain. Oh, fuck. I'm sorry. I meant Captain Maurice Rum. Yes, it's Rum. It's his brother. Shit. We're finally going to get letters and stuff. This is going to be great be great yeah not the ones you want no shit guess who we heard from today we'll have more lawyers to choose from for the divorce because we'll hear from every company's lawyer okay you know i'm gonna give a backstory yeah we've been hassled we. There was rumors. Believe it or not, in the lifestyle, sometimes there's rumors. Especially when they don't like it. That we don't like each other. Yeah. After 26 years, we've decided to call it quits. Please don't tell our children they'll be crushed. We were crushed when we found out. The funny thing is, we didn't even know it, and it was news to us. So, yeah. There you go. So it's been a joke all week. You were involved in the conversation. Huh? You were involved in the conversation. And I never had that conversation. You didn't even know. No. Damn it. So I'm feeling kind of hurt. I'm kind of lonely. So send me your address. I'll be single soon. We'll be doing two new podcasts, The His and Her, Crazy Truth, because it's part of the separation. You get the kid that still lives at home and the dog. Okay. Rumors are fun. Hey, you know what? In the lifestyle, when you hear stupid stuff, and you're pretty sure it's a rumor, ignore it. Just saying. Actually, it's been a butt of jokes all butt of jokes oh it's been actually awesome it's brought a great entertainment for us the whole week and it's been nothing but a joke we actually can't hope wait to hear more rumors i'm i'm waiting to find out are you having sex with other people this is going to be amazing the shit we'll learn about each other did you know you're a swinger what i did what i know this is gonna be weird we're hoping to for more surveillances and stuff and time to get more pizza again you can't nothing can go wrong with frozen pizza for a dog for a treat weird okay shall we uh we're gonna we're gonna move along now well you know what we're gonna break pizzas up we're gonna have second half now. Well, you know what? We're going to break pizzas up. We're going to have a second half break. Is it break time? Close enough. All right, so here's what we're going to do now.
Speaker2: It's time.
Speaker1: Let me go and do the shout out first.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: This is my first day on the job. I'm really nervous. All right, so let's take a second to welcome our second half sponsor of the show, Crazy Winter Nights. That's right. It's our party, Crazy Winter Nights, January 19th. It's our once-a-year formal-slash-semi-formal hotel takeover, the biggest event in the Midwest. If you want an event that provides safety, security, a ton of fun, dressed up, looking sharp, and lots of dirty, dirty fun, let us know. Get a hold of us at crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y dot CASBA, K-A-S-B-H at gmail.com to get more information on Crazy Winter Nights today. All right, welcome back to another second half of the show. I'm still your host with the most goal and she's still Miss Amanda the lovely lovely
Speaker3: that you just got finished hearing not that long ago
Speaker1: maybe people forgot maybe they're following along and doing the CASBA drinking game every time we giggle you drink we need to do that game ourselves we won't tell you what you're drinking it's brought to you by water there you go sue me for that fuckers but you know it'll be fun I'll see you next time. ourselves we won't tell you what you're drinking it's brought to you by water there you go sue me for that fuckers okay but you know it'll be fun I don't know I don't know okay all right so we got another question I don't like it okay but we're gonna ask anyways I mean don't take this wrong JNL in Duluth Minnesota but yeah okay you ready all right uh there's a couple that we want to hook up with and they say they're interested they throw parties like bigger parties but they never have time with these parties or events to hook up are they really interested or not so i just got lectured so if anybody wonder i just got lectured so there you go welcome to our world well i okay so here's the thing here's what you have to understand folks when it comes to these big parties or in any event it doesn't have to be a big event okay the host is busy the host is busy the host has the host and hostess or hostesses and hostesses see if i say it like, you can't go after me. Twinkies. The thing is that there's a lot of responsibilities that you're supposed to be doing, even if it's a smaller house party. So you're trying to keep track of everything. So don't judge these folks too harshly. It's not that they're're not interested it becomes a time issue like because here's the deal what do you wait let's put it this way if you're in the middle hooking up with somebody and we've had this happen let me just say uh and you're like getting it on bounce bow wow and all of a sudden there's a major problem what happens you have to stop oh my god all hell breaks loose. You've got to stop because there's a knock at the fucking door. And you have to stop as a host. So what you want is you want to make sure if you're really interested in this couple, you want to make sure that what they have, what you have is a quality experience with them. Right? You want to make sure that you have a great experience with them, not one that's interrupted by, you you know some other sort of shenanigans or something else going on so bear with them it's not that they're flaking on you it's not that they're not interested it just literally becomes a time issue well as a host and hostess you know you have to you have to talk to all your guests and make sure all your guests are happy and strike up conversations. And and if it's a big party, there's a lot of people to go talk to. Right. Right. There is. And you you'll have a hard time getting around to everybody anyways. And sometimes you have to get people motivated to get up and do stuff. And yeah, you see icebreakers or dancing or whatever the case may be so or whatever the next event is you're kind of when you're a host or host of a party you're kind of like a coach so you know you don't just get to call a play watch that play and then do nothing you you're you're planning ahead you're planning the next play you're having to you're having to keep things everything moving so you're you're bouncing all over the place and and i know the big question is what about at the end of the party or at the end of the night when the main party part's over and it's time it's like it's like you know sex time the fun time well the thing is is that seriously this is one time when people say they are absolutely uh when you know they're they're tired they literally are tired yeah i mean at the end of one of these things you're just like i just want to die i just like i'm absolutely wiped out at this one time when we did our crazy winter nights last year we were in bed before 1 a.m like the party the hallway party people still party until 2 30 in the morning but we were we were toast we were wiped out so it's not that we didn't want to you know who we had sex with no one we didn't have sex with each other no yeah i mean because we were just it was like all we wanted to do was crash even the night before yeah even the night before we just crashed so don't take it personally give them a break a little bit and just just know that the best thing to do if you're interested in a couple and they hook up they put on these parties is find a time specifically not at their event to hook up with them that's when you know whether or not they're actually really really outside the event outside the event that's when you know they're really interested in that. That's when you can get a chance to actually hook up with them. And even a small house party, there's a lot of shit going on. I've heard of people that don't play at their own house parties. Which, I mean, that would kind of suck. But still, it can happen. But you can see it happening because it's happened. Yeah, we've lived it. We've experienced it. We've seen it happen before. So you want to make sure that all the way through. Can I what? A funny person. What kind of a funny person? Personal story. Can you read today? Wow. Well, you know, yeah, we didn't get laid last year at our own crazy winter night's party that's a pretty damn funny personal story i'm just i'm telling you what we'll spread it out longer wider gotcha i know i'm just well you you the sound guy's up tight tonight yeah just a little bit he's all tense and stuff jesus just something about all this extra editing he's going to have to do. It's awesome. Quick, turn your phone on. I'll see what the sound does. Piss him off. This is what makes it fun. You know, here's the thing. Planning parties, when you plan one, we always try to plan in fuck time. We always do. Like it ever works out. Right, but we still plan it in it sounds good in theory look when you're programming you're running around with your head cut off going oh my gosh i have to get this done and then you're like oh my god i'm tired oh and that's time for the party oh crap yep yeah this is what then the excitement kicks in and then you're all like jojo the circus monkey And then you pass out That's why this year We're having hotel rooms The day after Yeah Uh huh Surprise That's why we hook up With people after Mine like a steel trap Yeah okay Okay You know talking about Parties and hookups What was what was the most disappointing you've been on not getting hooked up with somebody? I'm totally going off the reservation now.
Speaker3: On a party?
Speaker1: At a party. At a party, what was one that you tried and you were most disappointed and didn't work out? You couldn't pull it off. That look is awesome. I love doing this. This game is fun.
Speaker3: I'm trying to think of if I've been massively disappointed never you don't have any bucket list though no i don't have any bucket list gangbangs in the future are you sure there was one halloween party i was kind of like really we didn't do anything yeah that wasn't even our party no and now that was okay everybody thought it was that that party was the party that we were there at the end of the night.
Speaker1: And I was like, oh, wait a minute. Everybody's gone. They were like, aw. That was a pretty sad night.
Speaker3: It's like, oh.
Speaker1: There's never been one. How about a DJ? There was a party last year that you missed out. You wanted a DJ. We have pictures. We have pictures.
Speaker3: I'm like, what are you talking about?
Speaker1: You tried hard for that one.
Speaker2: Ish.
Speaker1: Ish my ass.
Speaker3: I didn't try that hard. I was really bitchy that day.
Speaker1: No, not with him. You weren't with me, yes, but not with him. You weren't disappointed at all?
Speaker3: I didn't try that hard. If I really wanted to, I probably could have tried, but I'm too shy around him.
Speaker1: I love it. You're shy. I don a selfie. You're not that shy anymore around people. You're more shy around girls than you are, guys. I can see that. What's really funny is you actually are a horrible flirt with girls. You're better with guys. You are. I can see that. You actually, what's really funny is you actually are a horrible flirt with girls. You're better with guys. You say you can't flirt, but you're way better
Speaker2: with girls. Or no.
Speaker3: Totally contradicting
Speaker2: what you said.
Speaker1: No, you say you can't flirt with a guy,
Speaker2: but you do,
Speaker1: but you can't, but you are shitty flirting with girls.
Speaker2: Really?
Speaker1: That's the best you can do?
Speaker2: Mm-hmm.
Speaker3: Yeah, they're intimidating.
Speaker1: Oh, my Lord. Kill it a second.
Speaker2: Shh.
Speaker1: All right, so what we're going to talk about here, we got a great question. Came from the sound guy. He's located in Nebraska. His name is S. We'll just leave it at that. Call you what?
Speaker2: S for sound guy. S for sound guy. Stupid S. Stupid sound guy. I'm bugging with you. Yeah, you can't do anything. Okay, no. So he can edit me. So he said, how do you deal with the rumors in the lifestyle? And so my first thing was, well, Fleetwood Mac is great. So you just listen to him a lot. fish off there sound guy anyway so no so believe it or not because of this week and he's been listening to us uh yammer about rumors and it's pretty it is a pretty predominant question and shit that people have to deal with in a lifestyle look let's start it this way when you have, you have midlife crises, you have morons, and you have attention whores, and you have people that are insecure, okay, you're going to have rumors. Now, the lifestyle is made up of all five of those people, plus the majority the lifestyle which is normal people really nice people people that are just trying to explore new things in their life and just want to have this as a really cool extracurricular activity right so that's the majority of the people in the lifestyle but it only takes a few of these fucktards to run amok in the lifestyle and create the magic d word that nobody likes remember there's two d words dick that's that's liked drama that's not liked okay so the key becomes with this is how do you deal with with rumors and everything because the reality is there there are people that they tell rumors about people they have no idea. They don't know them at all. You don't actually have to have done anything wrong to have rumors started about you in the least. You just are doing your thing, right? So the funny thing is most of the time you don't find out about the rumors. Until someone slips. Until someone slips or like seven layers it's like the whisper game okay so people are talking saying something and they're and by the time it gets to you it could be so far off what the original person said you have to consider that source you have to keep that in mind okay so you can't jump to conclusions every time well so-and-so said this remember it's been like eight people deep before it gets out there to you okay so the first thing you have to do is take it with a grain of salt secondly you have to find some humor in this stuff look i'm telling you what life is too fucking short to let every time you hear somebody that they've said this about you or they do this to let it bother you because really it's fucking hilarious some of them are pretty damn hilarious a lot of them a lot of them uh take in and are just fucking they're funny i mean just like we've been talking about all throughout this show we've cracking jokes about the divorce that apparently has been pending for a while now that we didn't even know about okay so uh if you can't laugh about that shit but of a bunch of jokes all week and here's the deal and it's not gonna end anytime soon no i mean this this is gonna you know this is the greatest thing ever this is great giving us great material so you're gonna hear this kind of stuff. Take it with a grain of salt. Okay. Number two, if you heard it directly from the jackass's mouth, I'm sorry.
Speaker3: Oops.
Speaker2: I mean the horse's mouth.
Speaker3: If you've heard it, consider this horse.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: Because a lot of times rumors get started because A, people are jealous.
Speaker3: People are, you know, they get butt hurt because whatever the case may be, they don't get enough attention or they think you get too much attention or whatever. Just blow it off. I mean, that really becomes the biggest thing. The lifestyle, a lot of people let the drama consume them. Okay? And when you let the drama consume you, at that point in time, this will cease being fun. Well, the thing that you have to keep in mind is you don't want to retaliate no no um you don't need to defend defend yourself maybe that person go yearly you heard that wow when did i do that because wow that sounds like i missed something yeah yeah beyond that don't do anything with it your best thing is to keep your mouth shut because it will come back to them once you start defending yourself you look guilty
Speaker1: Thank you. something yeah yeah beyond that don't do anything with it your best thing is to keep your mouth shut because it will come back to them once you start defending yourself you look guilty so don't feed into their into their bullshit uh and don't retaliate with drama of your own you know rumors of your own kind look the reality of it is karma is is a real thing uh and swinger karma is a really really thing and that bitch comes with a dildo the size of a slugger bat and she will beat you senseless with it uh so just let karma take care of its own now these are the kind of okay so this is talking about personal rumors right of the personal nature he said she said you know they're a dick junior high bullshit obviously when you start talking about rumors in the lifestyle there are there are other types of rumors or whispers or whatever you want to say that are a little more serious that you have to treat maybe a little bit differently okay uh two of them that first two that just popped into my brain stds stds. Okay, so we have a unique perspective on this because having one of the larger swinger groups on Facebook, social media giant that we can't say their name of, whatever, we deal with this shit all the time, right? So I'm going to start with the harassment type. And number one, you have to take it very serious. I don't do your due diligence on it and follow up Now, it doesn't mean—we're not saying you blindly believe anything that somebody tells you, okay? But it is worth your time and effort if you give a damn about the people that you are supposed to be leading or whatever. If I knew that person, I would go up to them personally and go, you know this is being said about you, right? Right. Well, we've done it. We've done investigations on it to see whether or not to find out the truth, to find out what's going on. Because obviously when someone's being harassed or victimized, there's no place for that in their lifestyle. What you tend to find is, again, it's the whisper game. Usually what happens is there's been a small incident that maybe neither party considered harassment they told somebody else and you're about seven layers deep and all of a sudden what started out as somebody kind of fucking around or whatever the case may be has turned into like this oh my god there was you know this huge issue that really wasn't there so you have to kind of investigate that and you look at it that's why it's so important if you're being harassed you need to tell somebody you know it's you want right from the horse's mouth you want right from the source so they can get nipped in the bud don't buy blindly believe rumors we have scene where exes are soon to be exes have started vicious vicious rumors about uh their former spouse both about violence about stds uh that i mean that's that's huge okay that's really huge so you want to make sure that you are don't just blindly believe when you hear rumors do some investigating or here's the other thing if it doesn't concern you I don't just blindly believe when you hear rumors. Do some investigating. Or here's the other thing. If it doesn't concern you, especially like harassment. Doing investigation might – it depends on what role you play. Well, it depends on if you're interested in hooking up or whatever the case may be. I mean you're exactly right. But if it doesn't concern you, do this. Don't spread it any further. Of all rumors, when you hear a rumor and the person says, hey, don't tell anybody this, but be the one that actually stops it and don't spread it any further. And if it doesn't concern you, don't get fucking involved. That's a really good way to stop it. Okay. So comes to stds stds is a little bit of a challenging deal because number one everybody in the lifestyle if you're not getting tested fucking get tested okay there is a really easy way to stop any rumors about stds in the lifestyle everybody go out either every quarter or after you play with somebody new or however you want to do it and get tested and keep your results with you. Look, okay, we're in the Midwest, so the clubs don't do it the same way, but there are clubs and parties in other parts of this country that it is required to get in that you have a recent uh printout of your test results to show you're clean now there's nothing wrong with that okay so if you're getting tested regularly that's a really quick easy way to stop any rumors about stds okay if you're a son of a bitch and you're just hearing that you heard somebody possibly might possibly have something don't do that don't if you want to choose not to hook up with them that's on you uh but to spread that about somebody you are talking about shit that can ruin somebody's life we have seen it happen we have heard people that have had rumors again by ex-spouses say that they were HIV positive. That is a b******. We have seen it happen. We have heard people that have had rumors, again, by ex-spouses say that they were HIV positive. That is a big fucking deal. Okay, that's not, that's not, that's number one. The rumor also went along with it that they were actually taking and purposely spreading it. That's illegal in a lot of states. So you're talking about criminal stuff don't don't spread those rumors if you don't know now to protect yourself get tested get tested have your results be able to produce your results there's a lot of great sites out there uh and and great places that you can get them and be tested and and literally carry them on your phone and be able show people, here's my results. This is the date I was tested. Clean. And can take care of that all the way through. That ties into, though, if you do have an STD. Depending on what type of STD you have, okay? If it's one that can be treated, you need to follow the doctor doctor's instructions you need to get it treated you need to let all your previous play partners that could be affected the doctor will tell you exactly how far back and you need to tell you need to let them know you need to get it treated you need to follow their instructions not to have sex or sexual intercourse for whatever the time limit they say to have that until it's taken care of. If you have something that is not curable by the magic pill, okay, then people have different opinions, but my opinion, and I don't really give a fuck what other people's opinions are, because it's my show. It's our show. But our opinion is, here's the deal. You have deal your responsibility let people know okay just using a condom uh or saying well i just require condoms whatever is not good enough if you have uh if you have herpes or if you have hiv that that doesn't work you have a responsibility to make sure that you tell possible play partners because the reality of it is it's just like herpes a condom does not protect you 100 from herpes doesn't even if you're not having an outbreak even if you're taking your medication it doesn't matter you have a responsibility to let people know it kind of goes back to a form of kink. Here's the deal. It's not kink if I don't give you the option whether to participate. Okay? It is not. You are changing the game when you are not sharing pertinent information like that. That shit is life-altering, life-changing. Now, some people will throw out there and go, well, I know in Europe it's a big thing that herpes isn't that big a deal because it's just a rash it's a the medical companies make it a better bigger deal in the united states disease i don't know that obviously we're in the states so our opinion is it's a pretty fucking big deal okay so it's more than just a rash to let people know um it's something to keep in mind if you travel abroad there are different opinions and ideas and philosophies on what is or is not a big deal when it comes to stds okay so you need to keep that in mind or if you're going to play somewhere in the states where there's a lot of international folks first city that comes to my mind mind, Las Vegas. Can I say Las Vegas? I'm being sued by them too. What happens there stays there except for the herp. Okay, so there's a lot of international folks that travel there, right? So again, use extra precaution. Now, herpes isn't going to kill you. It is what it is. But it's's still i'm sure it increases your chances to be able to get hiv it has there's a lot of other consequences that go along with it so if if you you need to let people know but when you start stepping up even more to like hiv you absolutely unequivocally have to tell people yeah you have to let people know it that's a bottom line no brainer no option thing and there's no excuse not oh i forgot oh but we practice safe sex oh but i still get tested every month no it doesn't work that way because at that point point in time, you do not have the right to let somebody else gamble their life without them knowing it. And that's a big deal. And that becomes a part of it. Now, with all that being said, I know we were talking about rumors. When you start talking about rumors with HIV, and I go to that because that's a really big one because of the nature of hiv because of the fact that you can be exposed to hiv and it can stay in your body for years upon years and not show up it's not it's it's hard for people to actually be able to it's not like gonorrhea or something like that where they here's my testicles i had it done three days ago see i'm clean when you start spreading rumors about something like that about somebody you literally that's like slander okay because they can show results for 20 years and there there's still always that risk. So when you plant that seeds out, the seed out there, that somebody has something like that. You need to really think about what it is you're saying. You're giving that person literally you're you're completely ostracizing them in the lifestyle for the most part and i mean this is the kind of shit that can spread into their regular life their outside world outside of the bubble of the lifestyle and that's a damn dangerous thing to do so you need to remember that when you want to share that bit of information that well you heard so-and-so has HIV or you heard whatever, do you want that shit being said about you? Do you want to walk into the club or your favorite club or your favorite bar or whatever in two weeks from now and have everybody that you thought your friends scatter? And no one will tell you why. And then you hear through the grapevine that rumor has it That you're HIV positive I mean that's some fucking serious shit So you know This rumor shit And although some of it is harmless and stupid Some of it can be really damn dangerous Be the person that steps up And stops it Well all rumors even if it's petty can be shut up can be damaging to some degree they can either in the lifestyle world or work work world or whatever the case may be or just even their your subconscious and your confidence yeah i mean that's really the other part that goes with it is when when you start spreading this bullshit you're purposely hurting people the lifestyle is about fun and lifting people up like the one time i was told that there's no way that he'll hook up with you because you're too fat for him and he was like 400 pounds. Yeah. Seriously? Yeah. Okay, that hurt bad. Yeah, it did. That shot my confidence way down. It did. Then I realized what a lying piece of shit. So it didn't really matter. Luckily, we're not still bitter about any of these types of situations. But hey, we're getting divorced though, right? Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So you've got your chance. Your next husband will pump you right back i just love that rumor well you know she's been coming to me all upset and in tears i have been trying to comfort her and give her advice in tears you're the last person i'd get advice from for one and you know i and they're i know y', you know, you're going to get divorced. That's new. I'm hoping that he pays for the lawyer. There you go. Well, in that case, somebody else wants to pay for the lawyer. You know, fuck it. We'll trade each other in for newer models. So I'm like going, let's see, we've been together 26 years. And you've been married one. You're stuck with me. No, I'm not going to take your advice. you're stuck with me no I'm not going to take your advice you're stuck with me I'm sticking with you I don't want to trade you in for a new model go through all that shit again breaking women okay and that's a great place for us to wrap up before we really are getting a divorce okay so because I didn't write it I'm going to try this again. What I want to do is I want to take in, first, give a huge shout out to both of our sponsors. Obviously, remember, slide for your glide. That's right. What is it? SpunkLube. Go to SpunkLube.com. 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