Discussing the topic of foods not to bring to a Swinger party. Various foods like asparagus, chili, stink fruit, caviar, hot sauce, and broccoli that could potentially ruin the mood or cause embarrassing situations during intimate encounters. Emphasize the importance of being mindful of the foods consumed before engaging in such activities to avoid unpleasant experiences. The discussion took place during a party where the hosts provided meatballs, cheese, nuts, and grapes as safe options.We also touch on the potential impact of certain spices and essential oils on body odor and overall experience. The conversation highlights the need for awareness and consideration when choosing foods to consume before attending a Swinger party to ensure a comfortable and enjoyable environment for all participants.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. hi this is donna lyn, and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast, a candid insight into navigating the complexities of modern romance and the swinger lifestyle. hello everybody welcome to my hot wife podcast this is donna lynn and i'm here once again with my wonderful husband vince hello oh here he is yep i'm here ah so glad to have you here love of my life oh boy i know shit's getting deep already okay i gotta stop i'm trying to be very professional now good for you thanks one of us never gonna happen never gonna happen Ha, ha. Speaker2: Ha, ha. Speaker1: Ha's getting deep already. Okay, I got to stop. I'm trying to be very professional now. Good for you. Thanks for one of us. Never going to happen. Never going to happen. Not in our lifetime. So in case you haven't listened to us before, the podcast is about swinging and the lifestyle, and it's also just having fun. Yeah, and our banter. Yeah, we're always... 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So now, again, if you're listening to the show and you think you're going to get some real intellectual insight into swinging with this particular show you're really wrong way um this is one um this came about because of a dinner we had yeah my birth my birthday dinner i was hoping to maybe get a little something something for my birthday well my daughter made us dinner and the vegetable she chose was asparagus asparagus and anybody who eats asparagus knows that when you do that your piss smells like asparagus well it's aspartic acid but yes it does it smells bad there's a reason why it smells in other words you know i like asparagus love asparagus i don't like my snatch to taste like asparagus okay you have a snatch it's yeah but i let you carry it for me oh thank goodness okay and you know and not that we don't show we shower before we do that and everything else but still just one of those things like no i don't want to be gross but i'm gonna be gross my pee smell the next day too i have to pee i'm like oh dear god that was like four or five days ago and i still think my pee smells like so is this one that's like no kind of killed the mood not getting any getting any on my birthday. So the concept for the show after when that happened, I said to Donna, I said, okay, I got a perfect topic for the show. Hopefully it will be fun, maybe even funny. Right. Would be foods not to bring to a swinger party. Or foods not to eat before you go and have those extracurricular activities so obviously asparagus is right there number one absolutely and i'm going to invite you if you're this podcast email us if we don't cover something um that you think would be a bad thing might be a food from your region right or something that yeah we're you know um you know it could be a problem so email us with that at at you know info at hotwifepodcast.com and uh it will uh give you a worthy mention or uh we'll bring it up on the you know the show after we get your email so obviously asparagus number one oh probably number one um another one i was getting ready to go uh have some fun with a play date and we were always going to do some anal and um yeah i was thinking about having chili taco bell or something yeah and it's like no no don't no not the chili especially not the chili with the corn in chili no no he's here i was like oh man i was really in the mood for that chili too that was really good chili i just not if you're doing anal you might not want to eat it even if you're not doing it you know you start you know guy going down on you whatever he's down there munching away and you have an orgasm and you can't hold back that little gas bubble isn't that the truth you're blowing my kiss in a different way absolutely any kind of gassy foods stay away run away run away anything with um a lot of garlic you know like pizza garlic's an obvious one oh yeah garlic and onions are are really the obvious ones um garlic doesn't make me gassy onions make well but your breath it's not just oh yeah not just on there it's also a breath thing yeah i'd be gargling you know you don't want to like you know i just had an onion sandwich hi i brought onion salad oh man i brought my five onion salad i Oh, man, that's just cool. I brought my five onion salad. I got five different onions in it. Oh, yeah, we're going to have a good time down in the playroom. Yeah, stay away from onions. That's a nasty one. I mean, now, this particular concept would be up to the person. You know, like cheeses and ice cream and stuff like that. If they're lactose intolerant. Oh, stay away from that. Yeah. You might not want. Just like, nope, going to stay away. You know. Those Chinese stink fruit. Oh, dear God. I know. They smell like rotten corpse anyway. Why would you want to eat them? i don't know i don't know how your body processes them i don't know if you will smell after you eat those this the stink fruit i but i do know it smells like death death yeah that's just uh that's just gross i yeah don't bring that to a swinger party. If you enjoy that at home, do that at home. That's great.
Speaker2:
Don't bring it to a party. Oh, yeah, no fish, no, you know.
Speaker1:
That could be really embarrassing.
Speaker2:
It's like, oh, my wife loves her cod.
Speaker1:
And it's just like, did you notice Donna smells kind of fishy?
Speaker3:
She was eating cod.
Speaker2:
Yeah, sure.
Speaker1:
You sure? Yeah, stay away from the fish please that can be kind of embarrassing is that the cod or is that you wow wait fish it smells like did you take a car here or did you jog god that's terrible that's terrible is this a shower party i think we should take it in the shower donna i've always wanted to fuck you in the shower how about we go in the shower no no it should be in the shower how about let's go talk in the shower yeah how about scope put some scope scope i think i Scope. I think, scope. Here's a mint. Take a mint. You know what? You're small. Have three. Have three. Yeah. Yeah, all those, yeah, stay away from that too. That's just. Indian food. I would imagine anything. And that's, I'm talking on a couple levels. I'm talking both breath, what comes out of your pores, and what could other orifices other orifices yeah that could just be uh especially if you're not used to it i remember the first time i had india i didn't agree with me it was just a one and one and done i yeah i was not a happy camper i was really sick i'm just not used to the spices i guess it's just yeah but again it's also one of those things that might offend other people oh yeah no one wants to come quite with me i wonder why i don't know i don't know i find you very attractive somehow you make me so horny i want to bang you like a cymbal on the drum for nothing, but you remind me of my old girlfriend. This elephant I used to ride. Anyway. Oh, no. Different girl. Not my ex-wife. I'm not even going to go there. But, yeah, certain spices you have to be careful of. Absolutely. I'm thinking about, like, when the party that we were at, and there was a lot of very um that there were some cheeses there were nuts there was grapes they had um meatballs but that that could be that could be dangerous like the sauce sometimes the sauce makes me a little it's more oh it gives me heartburn yeah the acidity yeah you know they have the breads and stuff i can't think of anything else that was like objectionable like the food they they chose is actually pretty good but yeah there are certain foods you just don't want to you don't stay away from it you know if you're having like hot roast beef sandwiches and they put a lot of horseradish on it also your nose nasal passages clear it's like i can really smell no, stop. That's terrible. Or you get the horseradish still in your fingertips. You do something with them. Oh, that can. Oh, yeah, you touch somebody. Oh, wasabi. Well, how about, okay, how about like really hot chicken wings? Oh, my God. And you get the hot sauce on your hands. And then I washed them. But. But tell that off, you know. You go and grab someone's junk and, whoa. Yeah, no, no, that would not be good. No, that wouldn't be good. You are not going to be ass back. Well, it happens. It just, you know, don't serve hot wings. Or just bring rubber gloves. Serve rubber gloves with the hot wings. There you go. Go with barbecue wings, not the hot wings. Not the hot wings. Well, I was trying to was trying to think like what i ate one time and i went to take a piss and it was like oh my god oh you know it really wasn't a food so it was an actual one of those um essential oils oh and uh i told you this story so it wasn't a food i'm just gonna you know take a little side bar here from the food uh i had an old boyfriend he wanted to be a romantic and he thought it'd be a really good idea to put yes you're smiling to put essentials oils on certain parts of his body it sounds like it might be okay but the the essential oil he used was um wintergreen which he put on his junk which immediately swelled up like a fucking basketball it was red it was he couldn't even have sex it ruined the entire night so essential oils just much like food stay away from and it smells great i mean it you know this is wintergreen so it smells like a warning not to put this someplace on your body i mean can you can you put essential oils on your body? You can put certain ones if you dilute them with like maybe avocado oil or coconut oil. Well, we're not telling people to do that because we don't know. I'm just asking a general question. We're not telling you what to do. Yeah, I'm not sure. We'll tell you not to do that. I would caution. Use caution. I've done that with lavender, but it came from the store that way. You didn't go and rub it up in your crotch. No, you can put it behind you. You can use it to massage yourself. I'm sure you can rub it on your arm or something like that. It's fine, but you want to put it someplace. Don't put it on mucous membranes. Wherever you want to call them. Nose,'t put it on mucous membranes. Wherever you want to call them. Nose, nasal passages, you know, vaginas. Don't drink. Don't drink it. Don't pour it in your ear. Don't pour it in your ear. Yeah, so that was supposed to be a very romantic night that just did not... It crashed and burned. It literally burned. It really burned apparently, yeah.
Speaker4:
All these junks.
Speaker1:
It was red. It was swollen. If it wasn't so like uncomfortable i'm laughing now but i it was not funny back then yeah that's yeah yeah hot sauce like i said anything on your fingertips yeah because there's a time i tested the hot sauce just put on my finger and then it was like super hot and i washed my hands and i rubbed my eye oh that was an experience and they said no you can like wash your hands like five six times yeah it's still kind of there so yeah you don't hot sauce stay away from especially at a swinger party or any kind of intimate let's say you just want to be intimate with your mate or something yeah stay away from that definitely that's that's a no-no right there. Oh, my God, that's terrible. Okay, off topic a little bit. Okay, okay. Do you think watching someone eat at a swinger party, if they have bad manners, could turn you off to them? You're watching someone talk and chew with their mouth full and spitting food over. And they could be a good-looking individual that before all that, you're like, yeah, I'm going to try to score some of that. But then all of a sudden you see them, blah. Do you sit there and go, no. Yeah, I like good manners. That sounds to be pretty, but yeah. I'm just going to ask. I try not to eat at swinger parties unless it's like little pieces of cheese, a couple grapes. Some cheeses are things you don't want to bring like this. Real stinky cheeses. Limburger cheese. Oh, God, no, that'd be terrible. You know, your typical cheddar.
Speaker2:
Oh, my God. I want to go,
Speaker1:
Oh, no.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
The next person you play with after that person, it's like, God damn, her pussy stinks. Or it's like, oh, it's with after that person it's like god damn her pussy stinks it's like oh it smells like a lot of cheese it smells like old feet you know that the the sento cheese it smells like feet or like really good parmesan smells like dirty feet frito feet it's like oh my god it's like a mixture of fritos and old foot stench this is good cheese it smells like old feet it's like I'm not I don't know if I can equate the two quite that way but like a good parmesan cheese really does have a stinky foot type it's teeter doing that noise yeah yeah and I don't know how that's good cabbage based like sauerkraut and stuff I love sauerkraut too but yeah well I'm not saying the foods aren't good I'm just saying is it something you really want at a swinger party we're talking more of a house party than we are like at a club party right exactly you know anytime you're going to be intimate i would stay away from the sauerkraut too because a lot of times anything that's stuffed cabbage or anything that's been fermented anything that's been fermented except maybe yogurt might be okay i stay away from the cabbage fermented cabbage which is your coleslaws and things like that or not your coleslaw but um sauerkraut i don't even know about coleslaw that might be okay okay coleslaw doesn't have a uh it's not fermented it's yeah but it's still cabbage yeah that won't be too bad no and generally there's no flavor that lingers in their mouth or you know what i mean i don't have any you know like gastrointestinal problems maybe like a liverw. Oh, you can't stay away from that. If you don't know what liverwurst is, it's basically liver pate. It's liver pate, which is gross. It looks like cat food. See, like caviar to me is, I've never had caviar, but I know what it is, and I've heard what it tastes like. I can't scrunch up my nose anymore. I wouldn't want to kiss a woman that just watched eat fish eggs.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
And if you like caviar, I'm sorry. They're very salty, very, very salty. I'm not saying that the food is bad or bad for you or whatever. I'm not the dietician. I want to be. Obviously. I mean, no. Yeah, thanks. But more the aspect of like to be cognitive of your breath, your body, your body odor. Oh, yeah. Or emissions. That's a nice way of putting it. Yeah. I can't remember um but you know things that could make you undesirable unattractive to other people that you may or may not want to play with exactly yeah you know that caviar probably would be on that list of things and what's the other what's the other person you're going to play with is is eating caviar too well here's another thing they cancel each other exactly well if you're a cigarette or cigar smoker you know i i know if we're going to go to a party you don't smoke that day or you don't smoke before we go obviously because then you still get that cigar breath it's gross and it does it lasts a long time it doesn't it doesn't just you know disappear and you know you take a minute and your breath is fine it lingers it's powerful it's there yeah so and if you smoke and you have your clothes it stays stays your clothes too well that gets into even people who smoke pot smoke pot yeah absolutely you know for people who don't smoke pot like i actually find the smell of pot repulsing right exactly um i don't but okay okay but i'm saying but if i went to a party and a woman that i was going to play with like really reeked a pot like skunk it's like you smell like a skunk no no i can't do it sorry i'll high five you that's about it i'll give you a hug maybe maybe but you know the same goes with these foods you know the woman's eating caviar it's like no uh yeah that's uh kind of a and i'm not gonna say it's eternal forever but it's like for that moment it's definitely a no-go you know you can eat caviar but just don't do it next party we'll see what happens yeah. Yeah. Next party, we're just having bread. Just plain bread party. Bread and butter. Bread and butter. Okay, we can't miss with bread and butter, okay? Unless it's an infused butter. No, unless, oh, no, we're only doing keto. We can't have bread. Well, then we just go have sex that's it you just have sex that's that terrible so yeah it's um it that kind of thing like those kind of things i could ruin oh just just a type of food like i think you can get away with them your typical things like the ring bologna ring bologna cheese those kind of things i think are pretty safe uh i stay away from popcorn because all the little kernels get caught in your teeth and in your gums and you got you know stay away from oreo cookies because you get the black okay so my oreo cookie sandwich with onion doesn't go no okay especially if you're going to be at a swinger party or you go see your dentist. Neither of them will appreciate you.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
It's like, oh, man, no, thank you.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
Yeah, those kind of things I think could really, or something that's sloppy. You don't want things like if someone spills it all over themselves. Now, unless they're eating naked, then you could help. Oh, my God, you spilled some spaghetti on yourself. Let me rub that off for you. Let me just lick that off. Yep. Yeah. So, of course, there might be third-degree burns associated with said spaghetti sauce. So, that could be a problem, too. Soups. Yeah. Yeah, anything with curry, like we mentioned, Indian food. But just Chinese food with curry, too. Yeah, I just just uh i would definitely stay away from that are there any other like um really potent um you're more the cook so i'm asking this like spices besides curry that you might want to stay away from i can't think of any i'm thinking like oregano no that won't be too bad i don't think that oregano's not bad it's not like a major no can make a regular chicken, but that. Well, that would be in your sauces for spaghetti, but I don't find that offensive. I mean, hard-boiled eggs could bring some havoc. Oh, hard-boiled eggs, yeah. Yeah, that could wreak potential havoc, yeah. You know, depending on their gastro system, it depends how fast those little pills could work. You know, now if you're giving the woman who ate them, like anal, you're putting a plug in there to stop anything coming out. It's like, you hear a fart, you go, hang on, put my dick in your ass. You're not farting anymore. Yeah, but when that dick, it's got to come out sooner or later, man. Probably broccoli wouldn't be a good one. I was hearing the, I don't. Yeah, you could be picking that out of your teeth. I don't. Does that make you gassy? I don't think broccoli makes me. Not me, but that doesn't mean anybody. I've heard of the broccoli farts, so I'm thinking it might affect some people. Broccoli smells like farts. It does when you're cooking. I love broccoli. I love it. It smells awful. Because when you're cooking, it smells like someone just like, who the hell? Yep. And now when you're cooking, I'm like, oh like oh god it smells nasty and i think mexican food could be a tricky one yeah again with the spices and you have a lot of corn and beans that's why the chili was a big no-go yeah i brought a you know five bean dip we're having you know bean enchiladas and um you know and fish tacos coated in beans. No, that sounds gross. No, it just sounds gross at a swinger party. I'd try it either way, but not at a swinger party, though. Oh, the fish with the beans no absolutely not they just don't go together i could i could see some beans on a fish taco sure really yeah a little bit like a little bit i say refried beans on there or something yeah well they do have fish tacos so i guess that does have some kind of a mexican flair to it i i don't know i i'm trying to remember for every i know i've had fish tacos before just just fish and lettuce yeah yeah there's not usually I'll see fish tacos before. Yeah, usually just fish and lettuce, tomato. Yeah, yeah, there's not usually any of it. Cheese and whatever. I don't think there's even cheese on a fish taco. Oh, really? I don't... Avocado, maybe. See, that would be a good one. I think that would be a good one. It doesn't have a lot of flavor. It doesn't linger. It does... It's easy to clean up. I don't think it makes it gassy. I think avocado would be good. Avocado, tomatoes. Can that make me hungry? Probably like light salads. So it would be interesting now to, again, hear from the listeners, what foods that we might have overlooked or spices or whatever, what do you think might be a bad idea to bring to a swinger party that could really put a wrinkle in the party info at hot wife podcast.com love to hear your concepts i'm sure we missed a few we don't write we write topics down we don't talk about them we don't make a script or anything else. I think fudge might be a dangerous one. Fudge? Fudge. I don't think they do it anymore. What's that? We were talking about these the other day. Pistachios. Remember when they used to turn your fingers red? Yeah, they had the red dot. So you'd have, like, red fingerprints all over these. Oh, they were going to be in pistachios. Fudge could be like, well, you know, I put a piece of fudge down somewhere and somebody sat on it now there's uh is it fudge or is it not i pulled this butt plug out and wow you went there i went there jesus christmas wow let's just say that's not where was. I wasn't hoping to take the show there. Just remember, it wasn't me, folks. Hey, these are things you have to think about.
Speaker2:
I know.
Speaker1:
Apparently, I wasn't thinking this. I felt bad enough to talk about gas. You're going a step or two further there. Well, you have to think about these. Shit happens, I know. And you have to think about these things, too know make sure that you're not you're on the your best behavior yeah so again if you could think of a food or spice that might not want to bring to a swinger party um love to hear your concepts yeah i'm i'm i think i've said all the ones i could think of on the top of my head. I can't think of any more. So I'd be curious to see if anybody else has any more ideas. And I'm sure you missed quite a few, but I guess we eat pretty bland because it's not usually a problem for us. Well, I'm trying to think. At the swing parties we go to, they're pretty much always the same food. Meatballs. Yeah, they're safe. Meat trays. They're safe food. And cheese, yeah. They're tried and true. Graves. They have more desserts than they have. Right, the cookies. Because the parties are later in the evening. Right, they have like the cookies and little cakes. Maybe some cold cuts or something. Yeah. So it's all safe stuff. It's not anything you have to worry about, thankfully. Yeah, maybe they've learned. I don't know. Oh, yeah. Well, they've been doing it in a while, so I'm sure they've wondered i don't know oh yeah i won't even doing it a while so i'm sure they've come up with a menu that works some knowledge base yeah all right so with that said again hope to hear from you guys and thanks for listening and until next time.
