“Costumes, Characters & Chaos: When Role Play Goes Off Script”

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Speaker1: This program contains strong sexual content. No one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download this podcast in any manner. The host, guest, and performers are all over the age of 18. Rebroadcasting the podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the Hot Wife podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of Hot Wife podcast owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hi, how's everybody doing tonight? This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Ride podcast. I sure did. I hear that when the music says, turn the heat to 10, I know it's time for me to start talking. Okay. That's what I do. You say so. I don't know what the phrase is after that. I have no idea what that verse is after that, but I do know what it says. Turn the heat to 10, I can start talking. So I'm jumping right in right then and there. Apparently. Is there a problem for you, mister? No, no problem. Do I have to come over there and, you know. Beat me again? Didn't you do that to me earlier? If they could see, I'm making that hand single. I don't know. I feel unsafe. What, is that? You put your thumb there and you just move your fingers. That's like saying, hi, how are you? Yeah, it's like, hi, I'm getting beat. Battered, deep fried, stir fried, whatever. Whatever. No one should do that, by the way. that or condone that. That is wrong. If you are an abuser, you need to be put down. My opinion. That's a little rough. Although you did flog me pretty good today. But that's not a beating. I enjoyed that very much. I still don't get it. I just didn't forsake a video. I don't receive any, you know, I'm just sitting there like, am I doing this right? Is this really? I was squealing. Yeah, but you know, I don't know if you're acting or not. I mean, you see, When it comes to sex with me. Yes, I do. I do act with that. I have little cues around the bedroom. I see. Look at your watch. You have it all timed out. Oh, baby. Oh, one. Oh, that's pleasurable. That's pleasurable. That feels very good to me. Oh, my God. That's the best I've had. Five, four, three, two, one. Oh, you're so massive. Five, four, three, two, one. You're so massive. You're stretching me out. Oh, you are stretching me out so wide. Oh, my tight. I think I'm going to come. Five, four, three, two, one. Oh, five, four. Which kind of leads us to our topic. I guess I didn't plan it that way, but yeah, it kind of does work that way. We're role-playing, and that's what we were kind of experiencing earlier because we've had, well, I have had requests for, like, Custom Videos are doing things out of my comfort zone. Let's put it that way. I'm not opposed to them. They're just a little out of my comfort zone. You seem to get in your zone there pretty fine. Yeah, I'm still not used to being flogged on a regular basis, and I know that you're definitely not comfortable with it. No. But what do you do for the sake of love? I will beat you, honey, as much as you want, just for the sake of love. I'm doing this because you want me to. I do. Very good. I guess. I don't know. I'm, again, as I've talked about before, I was heavily abused as a child. So I have, you know, if I'm going to beat someone, it's because they've done something that displeases me. It displeases you. And for the record, I've never raised my hand at you ever. Not ever. But it was nice being flogged. You have a nice technique, whatever it is. is. It's very nice. I don't even know what it is. So we're in that together. Well, the cool thing is, is this is kind of a new avenue for us to somewhat. I mean, I've been flogged before by like a quote professional. So, but you do a really good job. If you were going like too hard or too soft, I would definitely. Well, and the other thing is we're not in a ideal situation with space wise. You know, we have cameras that we're getting, Right, right. You know, and I'm trying to multitask it with a flogger in one hand, a vibrator in the other, you know. Yeah, that was good. That was really good. I'm glad I, uh. It was that little Hitachi, uh, knockoff. It was pretty damn good. It knocked you off. Oh, it sure did. I know it's not as strong as a real Hitachi, but it was really quite pleasurable. Put it on your Christmas shopping list. No biggie. But yeah, the role play thing, um, for me, For me, it's just something else I'm not comfortable with. Yeah, I get it. I just, you know, like, I don't know. I'm pretty white bread, you know? Yeah, I guess somewhat. You know, I mean, granted, like, when we first got together and we talked about the swinger lifestyle and, like, I like to watch, you know, you and, you know, you have fun with others. You know, you're like, I'm pretty close to fucking normal. You're pretty vanilla. Yeah, I'm like, oh, that's all? You like watching your wife have sex? Yep. Yep. And he, like, do you like a feather up your ass with? No, no. Do you like to wear your wife's underwear while he's? No, do you want to clean up? No. Do you spank it while you, nope. Pretty boring. Yeah. Matter of fact, I have to wait till she de-louses. I take her to the car wash after her thing and use the tire cleaner and spray it in there. She loves the foaming brush. I do. Well, I did that video cam the other night and this is the gentleman that I sent him my bra and panty set, two sets. And he was wearing I'm wearing the purple one. On the cam last night? Oh, yeah. Look at your face. That's really more than I needed to know. Yep, and he's lounging around and he's like, don't I look good in your panties? And I'm like, yes, you do. He can't be a very big guy because he fits in my little panties and my bra. So he can't be a very large person. That's why I drink. But everybody has their thing. Maybe it's not role-playing. He's not hurting anybody. No, no. It's not my thing. But we've come across so many people that have their little idiosyncrasies. Remember when we were doing the videos in the early days about the balloons and the balloon fetish? Okay, we're switching into role-playing fetishes. We're now talking about fetishes. Okay, we're going to go into some fetishes. Forget the role-playing. podcast. Maybe it'll bleed into it. Which is a fetish. It is. It is. But we don't do a whole lot of role play. Oh, yeah. Yes, we have. I take that back. I take that back. Remember. You pretend to love me and I pretend to find you sexy. Well, there you go. All right. Catch us on the next video now. How can you not find me sexy? Oh, exactly. Yeah, remember I did that whole video of the senator. I role played the senator. And then we had a friend of ours who was a, he did a heckling, Like a reporter. Do you remember that one? Yes. He was great. Paul was great. He was awesome. I know there's only three Pauls in the world, so you know who you are. You are the heckler. And I was a senator, and you caught me having sex, and you confronted me on it. He found the videos of you having sex. Yes, and they played it behind me as I was trying to give some kind of a speech. It was fun. It was a silly role play, but it was fun. I knew it was fun. He was good. He was really good. He could really get into it. It was very entertaining. Mm-hmm. Remember the role play of me? I don't know if I can say this. I was like, can I say captive? Am I allowed to say that? I was a willing captive. Yeah. You can say it's a podcast. You can say what you want. I know. I just don't want to get in trouble with anything. And you added the word willing. Willing. I was a willing captive. You were restrained. I was restrained. You weren't a captive. Okay, that's a good way of putting it. Yes. But I was like struggling on this stair rail. And he made me blow him on the stair rail, not the staircase. Well, we had been drinking a lot of beer. Just to say there was a lot of beer consumed. Oh, there was some beer consumed. I don't think I drank that much. But three bottles of beer came out of your throat. Well, anyway, we wanted it to be kind of a vigorous blowjob. So he took my head and he's like plunging my head and, you know, so I swallowed more of his dick. And it was fine until he hit the gag. And the weird thing is, he was just about ready to come as I spit all this foam and beer all over him because he hit my gag reflex. That was fun. If we're going to talk about fetishes, I mean, like one of the weird ones we've shot before, like you talked about briefly a second ago, the balloons. Oh, the balloon ones, yes. Yeah, now you have a gentleman you're in correspondence with, That is into that. Yes. And I'm anxious in just an inquisitive way. To pick his brain like, okay, what is sexy about that? Well, sometimes, remember, there was the one, she was like a budding dominatrix. And remember, we did a balloon fetish thing with her, and I would just blow on the balloon just a little bit, and she would get freaked out. It's going to pop. It's going to pop. It's like, Oh, okay, that girl, yeah. Yeah, I'm just barely blowing it up. Yeah, we didn't shoot the videos with her. No, it was with somebody else. Somebody else, yeah. But every time we tried doing other things with balloons with her, I would just blow them up. I mean, just to like the size of a small grapefruit. And she'd be like, it's going to pop. No, don't do that, don't do that. I'm like, are you, you're kidding me, right? This is like ridiculous. Well, but that's part of what apparently some of these people who are into the balloon fetish is a girl blowing it up. it up till it pops. Almost pops. You know. And I think there's probably one there for her to pop it. Well, there's ones where you take your fingernails, and I don't have fingernails, but you take your fingernails and you rub it on the balloon so it makes a noise. I don't need to understand this. I just don't see anything sexual about that. It might be the... You know something sexual to me? Suck my dick. That too. Yeah. But like, you know, it's like, Oh my god, I like to dip lobster to drawn butter. Oh, that's awful. How can you, you sick motherfucker. It's been a lot of years since I've got to fulfill that fantasy. Yeah, every time we see commercials about that, I'm like, I could eat that entire thing. Well, I could eat half of it anyway. Whatever it is, I could. Yeah, just save the other half so it's nice and rubbery. Eat the fucking thing. Oh, I can't eat that much. And so I say now. But I mean, lobster and drawn butter, oh, oh my. Hey, we can do monkfish. It's a poor man's lobster, so. That's not even cheap anymore. But anyway, stay on the sexual thing. Oh, sorry. Oh, food is not sexual? Oh, please. No, food is a fetish, yeah. Food is definitely a sexual fetish. It absolutely is. I mean, what's her name? Angelina, she loved to have food smashed on her. Oh my God. She did that one where he's feeding her the watermelon. That was really, she's blindfolded. So that's freaking hot. I don't think she was restrained. Blindfolded, that was it. Okay, because I remember him. Because she took some of it and she was eating it and feeding it to him. Yeah, no, she wasn't. That was pretty hot. That was really freaking pretty hot. So that's a cool fetish, you know, with the whole food smashing and messy. See, to me, that would only be erotic if it was one of those spur of the moment, just as erotic moments that just happened. It's not, If I was just like, hey, I'm going to get strawberries and rub them all, it's like, no, I've ruined it. Oh, really? I think I'd still be sexy because I want my body to be clean. I don't want fruit being rubbed all over my dirty, sweaty body. You know what I'm saying? I get that, but I'm just saying it's not one of those things. For me, that would have to be a spontaneous thing. If you were to go like, okay, here's the scenario. You're out and you pack a picnic lunch with like- You're already taking too long with this. Oh, shut up. I've lost it. And then while you're having your lunch, you bring out the strawberries You lean over your lover and you start feeding them the fruits and watermelon and all of a sudden it turns into a passionate watermelon sexual fetish thing. No. More like the aspect like I think I did this with that woman I used to work with. Right. Like we were down the shore one time and I think we were at a bar and again we were half wet. What? What? I don't believe that. I can't believe that. I know I've said I've never had alcohol in my life but I think I might have that time. But no, like we were, it was like a romantic day, you know, and like we were sitting at a bar stool facing each other and like the drink she ordered whatever had a strawberry. It was like one of those things. Strawberry or cherry? Strawberry. Okay. Don't remember my story. And I just, like I fed it to her and then like I rubbed it on her lips and then I would kiss her. It was like that kind of thing. Was it erotic? Yeah. You know, it wasn't like, you know, threw her up on top of the bar, ripped her pants off, rubbed it on her pussy. I would like to have. We got stuck in all the hair. That would ruin it. Okay. Now the reality sets in. Yeah. No. I mean, it could be an erotic moment. I don't find it a fetish. And it had to be in the spur of the moment. Okay. To me. Well, spontaneity in doing things in public is definitely still part of a fetish. Yeah. Not the public so much. I mean. You were rubbing our lips in public. Yeah. It just happened to be. I didn't care. No one knew me there. But I mean, I'm not a public display type. person. No, but it just worked out that way. Yeah. I'm not opposed to it. I'm just saying it's a spontaneity. I find incredibly sexy the rawness of it. Sure. No, it's not something planned out. Right, right. You know, especially like there's a time her and I were walking around down in Philly. You know, it was a rainy day. I think it was a Saturday probably. Like we'd been working real hard all week and we're down there and we were bar hopping. Again, I think alcohol. You see a theme here. Yeah, but like we ducked into a little, it's like almost like one of those movie moments, ducked into like a little doorway. Right. To get out of the rain and we just sat there and made out for a while. Oh, that's hot. Yeah, then we ran down the street to go to the parking garage and I think I threw her up on the hood of a car. She sat on the hood and like I was kissing her there. Oh, that's pretty hot. Nothing, no sex. No, it's still pretty hot. Yeah. But again, it was spontaneous. Right. It wasn't planned. Which is probably the exact opposite of roleplay. Roleplay is a lot more planned out. I think roleplay can be spontaneous. I suppose it can be. Depends on the roleplay. If you're people who do, I think, live the power exchange, you know, that's a roleplay. Oh, yeah, it is. You know, where the person exudes dominance. Now, whether they do it only in certain circumstances or do they do it in every day of their life. I don't know. I guess it has to depend on their comfort level. Some people live it, some people just live it in the bedroom. Yeah, and that's fine. I mean, I think, personally, I think if I tried to live it every day, it'd be like, okay, let's do this again. It's like marriage. It's like, do I have to do that? I gotta make her breakfast. Gotta cook her dinner. I do dishes. I gotta tell her I love her. Not you, this is somebody else. Of course, this is the role play that you're the house husband. Is that the role play? No, I still go to work. Oh, okay. And in all fairness, she does plenty here at the house. By no stretch do I do everything. But you do cook a mean brisket. What do I think it's called? There's a London brawl today. A London brawl today. Yeah. Oh, look at you. That was pretty hot. That was pretty kinky there. That got you aroused. I didn't have to role play to enjoy that though. Medium well done. No, rare. It was medium rare. I don't like well done. Don't you do butchered and overcooked meat. Okay, it was medium rare. It was medium rare. It was pink in the middle like all good meat should be. As all good meat should be. There is a fetish. What, pink meat? Yeah. I think that could be a fetish for sure. What would you say is your fetish? It's kind of weird. It's my kind of go-to. I like that messy, sloppy massage thing. Oh, really? I find that very erotic, yes. It's just very messy. Well, isn't that in the title? Yeah, it is in the title. Okay, just checking. But it's like, you know, clean up afterwards is, you know. But your skin is so supple and smooth. I'll get the power washer out. But your skin is so supple and smooth and you're done. That's what I was looking for. Not the orgasm, the supple skin. The supple skin when you're done. It's just an added bonus, I'm telling you. Now, there's that one, the one time I was riding that younger guy, we did it by the fire pit. You're not, okay, that guy. That guy. That was, that was really fucking hot. Yeah, you bring that up a lot. I like that. I think it's very hot, I think. Yeah, okay. Well, it was like the, it was like everything because you had, we were outside, which is always, you know, ooh, a little bit dangerous. It was like the evening, so it was kind of. It'd be easier to do now. that I had that tabletop fire pit. I could put it closer to the camera and be able to get more clarity of the, you know, because I had the bigger fire pit that I can't move. Yeah, that's harder to do. But it was really cool because you shot it like through that fire pit and through the actual flames. Yep. And like we were like giving each other this sort of like a normal massage. And then it just gets very messy. But you're both naked. But you're both naked and we're just dousing each other with like, you know, half a bottle of I put it over my back and I had to run down my back and between my ass cheeks and onto his cock. It was really freaking hot. I thought that was very hot. I figured that because you talk about it a lot. I do. I like it. I think that's one of my go-tos. You notice that with any new guy, it's like, let's do a messy massage. And they're like, what? Huh? What? I think it's fun. I think it's... It's erotic, it's sloppy, it's messy, but it's... The guy comes here all stinky, though. Hey, let's do a baby wipe massage. I'm going to clean you up, mister. Let's take you up into the shower. I'm going to bathe you. I'm going to scrub that pee pee. Well, I guess that's... You could. You could definitely do that. I think shower, sex in the shower looks so hot, but it's the... I don't think sex in the shower... I mean, oral, is one thing. One thing. If you don't drown. Yeah, it's really, there's logistics involved. To me, that's more the foreplay that leads to, okay, let's quick towel off so we don't stick to the bedsheets. Yep, exactly. And then, you know, let's go get dirty and then we go take a shower afterwards. So it's showered, get dirty, take shower again. Okay, makes sense. You're all sweaty. But I think it looks cool. I think it's fun, but you're right. The logistics of it, I mean, having sex in a shower doesn't always work out well. But again, I'm six foot, you're four foot ten now, or something like that, four eleven. Something like that, wow, whatever. Somewhere in that vicinity. So it's logistically. Yeah, logistically. I need a stool. You bend over for me to fuck you back from behind. I'm still way above your back. Yep, you're like, I'm like bending over and I'm like, oh, honey, you're so hard. It's like, that's my kneecap. It's like, oh, yeah, okay, never mind. Oh my God, it's so thick and hard. It's my kneecap. You want to feel my other kneecap? Yeah, so there's things like that. I can dress my balls like that. your back, that's about it. Doesn't do anything for either one of us, but... It's still... But the role-play aspect of things, too, getting back to that, too, because it's a fetish. Oh, sure. Absolutely. I don't find... Like, in the video we shot today, I had to kind of remotely take on this persona. And it's just awkward. It doesn't feel... For me, I'm not an actor. I could never act. You know, if I joined a, you know, a... I'd be handling the lights and the backdrop and shit. I can't be the guy who pretends. Actors are pretenders. That's all they are. They pretend for a living. They're nothing special. All these fucking movie stars that think they're above us, they fucking pretend. They're not Navy SEALs. They pretend to be a Navy SEAL in a movie. But they can remember a whole conversation. Well, you know what? Navy SEALs have to remember how not to get fucking killed. Yeah, they have to remember that. That's pretty good. And make a fraction of what These pretenders make. But anyway, okay, that's enough. Let's get back to the sexy stuff, buddy. Welcome to the hot, pissed-off vent show. Oh, so you didn't really get into it at all. No, I had to really think about it. But it was a pretty good persona you came up with. It made sense. It's something I could remotely relate to. Oh, you vlogged me so well. I felt like I was fumbling, but okay. Not at all. Okay. I can't. to that stuff. We got my—we brought out this—it's kind of a cushion. It's kind of a square cushion, and it comes apart, so it— A sex pillow. A sex pillow type of a thing. So we had me on that, so I was kind of like a doggy style, and I was being supported so I don't hurt my shoulders, whatever. And, man, you were like flogging my ass and paddling my ass. Oh, that was so good. Then you come up with the rye and crop between my legs. Snap. I was like, oh. I don't get it. That little zing is like, ooh, that's a bit much, but that was good. That was really good. Yeah, there was a couple that hit you a little hard. I'm like, is that too much? It's like, ooh, yes and no. Okay. Yes and no. So then the answer would be yes, it's fine. Yes, it's fine. A little much, but it still felt good. Yeah, it's definitely good. It's like, oh, that was good. That was really good. I told you, we have to probably try this stuff without the camera, and you use your green, yellow, red light so I can experiment. Okay, what is right for you and help me, I hate saying this, develop a technique. Oh, you do that for me? I'm not doing it for me. It's for God damn sure. Oh, I know we're going to get teary eyed here. I'm still trying to train you to get me bourbon. Oh, I got you bourbon last night. Yeah, I know, but I want to train you where I don't even have to say anything. You're just like by your mind. I just sit there and I take my glass and put it down and go, and you go, that sounds empty, dear. you more? And I'm going to say, do you need to ask? You always should ask. You should never assume. Does your glass sound empty? You should need to say, sir, I'm going to get you more bourbon. Would that please you? That's how you do it. See, my role play is way off of that. I am not used to being subservient to you. I'm not used to being subservient to me either. Every time I put my glass down, I go, fuck, it's empty. Oh, well. I'll wait 10 minutes so I get enough energy to get some more. Yeah, but last night the cat was sitting on you. I heard you say, I'd like to get more bourbon, but I have a certain cat sitting on my lap. And I was like, oh, okay, I know what that is. Well, you don't, you know, you like to see me bond with the cat. Yeah, she's very sweet. That's what you keep telling me. So if I'm going to let you keep bonding with the cat, I have to keep getting you bourbon. Well, I can get up and throw the cat off of me. Oh, no, don't do that. I'll get you bourbon. Okay, well, then quit your bitching. Quit your bitching. Shut up. My next podcast called Quit Your Bitching. So that's not a role play you enjoy. Uncomfortable. I would feel uncomfortable whipping you. Yeah, because I'd take it back. No, you're not going to whip me. You know that. That's not something I can go for. I would not go for that. Oh, man, I'm really loving it. No. Even when I got older, as an example, my dad used to just come up for no reason. Just punch me square in the shoulder. He would knock me over. I almost fell over more than once. Oh, that hurts. And he'd go, that's for nothing. Imagine what happened if you did something. You don't know how that infuriated me. Oh, yeah. Because, well, he used to beat the fuck out of me. But anyway, that's another story. That's for the Quit Your Bitchin' podcast. I'm sorry. No, I don't receive pleasure in getting hit. Even just seeing someone motion like they're going to hit me, that gets my blood going real quick. And I don't enjoy hitting, especially my wife or any woman. You're not hitting me. You're flogging me. It's different. That's not how I say it. That's not how I say it. It's like getting a massage. You're hitting me with a thing with a million tendrils. It's just something that's not comfortable for me. Well, you did a damn good job, so thank you. I'm glad you stepped out of your comfort zone. And I expect if some reason I start taking too much happiness in it and really going to town, that you're going to tell me, hey, you need to stop. And I'm going to say, just like a woman, you're lying. Red light. Like, red light. You stop. Ouch is not a safe word. I'm just going to tell you, you're just lying like every other woman. You really want to. Stop is definitely not a safe word. You were saying, no, more. No, more. It's like, okay, she wants more. No more. Please. Oh, I put There's a better space between them. Please don't stop. Don't. Stop. Don't. Stop. Okay, I won't. Keep going. That was very good. You did a nice job with the riding crop. Well, we talked about that last show, too. Yeah. But this is the second video. The other one was like the first video we had to do for that custom video. Now we're doing our own thing with it. Yeah, well, we wanted to not make it so you're not mommy now. No, it wasn't a mommy. That was the one before that. Keep them straight. I can't. These people aren't, so why can I keep it straight now? Yeah, this one was different. I was gagged, remember? I had to plead and... I guess, yeah. You tried to blanket out your mind. Well, it's like, oh, for two minutes you do that. Anyway. I know, it's ridiculous. You know, again, getting back to these fetishes, like one of the last videos we shot was this apron fetish. Mm-hmm. I don't get that one. There's more than one. We've shot more than one apron fetish over the years. Yeah, but two of them were the same person, so... Whatever. Still, it's like, well, you know what? Okay, if you sat there and said, okay, Sofia Vergara in just an apron. That'd be pretty freaking hot. Okay, I'm going. There's some side boob there. You know, she turns around, there's nothing covering that ass. Maybe she's got like cookies coming out and she comes with these cookies. She'd be carrying sardines, I wouldn't care. But he likes sardines anyway, so it's not really good. Sometimes, yeah. But I mean, it's not the point. But when it's more like, oh, we're an and I'm going to call you mommy. Yeah, there was some very deviant things there. I don't understand that role play. I don't understand that role at all. I tried. I tried. I don't think it worked out well, but I tried. Yeah, I had a hard time keeping dinner down at that one. Yeah, I mean, some of these fetishes, I mean, I don't know. I mean, maybe I'm the Maybe fetishes are where it's at. It depends on what floats your boat. You know, these people want furries, you know. I don't understand. Once you wear like little animal ears. No. Oh, you'd be a pony boy? Whatever. Oh, they got that too. They got all these, you know, the furry ones. It's a furry thing too. It's a furry thing, yeah. It's like, no. I don't want to get kicked out of the SPCA. Although that butt plug with the foxtail, that looks pretty cool. Elements. Yeah. Like, I always thought it'd be really cool for a woman to wear one of those and then wear, like, a short skirt. So just, like, an inch or so of the tail hangs out the back. And even at all the time, just, like, when she walks. No, like, and then go out in public and to people like, oh. What the hell's hanging out of that underneath that skirt? How is that connected? Oh, boy. That's just wrong. Yeah, actually, there was a, you don't remember, But now, in honesty, the blinking butt plug takes over for the tail now. Yeah. Because you're wearing leggings and you're wearing a blinking butt plug. You can see it through your leggings and you bend over or whatever. That's kind of interesting. It's kind of flaunting the fact of being naughty. Yeah. Without really showing anything. I mean, you're really not showing anything. There's not, you know, you're fully clothed. It shows you can see a light through your butthole. Now, do different lights mean different things? Like, if you have a red blinking light, do you mean no, don't enter? If you have greens, like, come on through. I have no idea, but that's a very good point. What if you have yellow? Is it caution? Slipping and wet? Well, it might. Depends on what your cock looks like. That would be interesting. Yeah. I think it should be a new standard. A new standard. Take somebody's dick in your ass, have a green blinking butt plug. Green blinking butt plug. If you think about it, you go with a yellow blinking butt plug. If you only want certain dicks in your ass, then you go with a red one. Like, nope, only open for my husband or whoever. Or maybe no one at all. Only people with their first name starts with an O. Whatever. O? Okay. Oscar. Oscar. Okay. Yeah, that's pretty specific. You know. Okay, I could see that. I think my butt plug changed color and stuff, so that could be like, no, stop, go, stop, go, go. Yours looks like a fucking carnival. There's a party in my ass. So to speak, yes, there is. Woo, look at this. Different colors, woo, there's a lot of things going on back there. Liquor up front, party in the rear. No parking, just party. Just party. All right. So you're not a role play kind of guy. I've only done like some role plays and some I've been pretty comfortable with. Like I said, I wouldn't be a good actor on a normal level. Right. Don't look for me to join a theater group. No. Come on. You know Shakespeare. Come on. I'd never met him. I guess not. I think he'd be pretty old if he had. I feel that old, but no. To be or not to be. I mean, I can admire good acting. Don't get me wrong. They're just acting. Oh, I know. They're not policemen. That is a role play of sorts. They're not firemen. They're not risking their lives, but they all want to think that they're more important, the most important aspect. How many fucking award shows for these pretenders? Okay, you were getting political. Yeah, stop that. Again, on the Quit Your Bitchin' Show. Quit Your Bitchin'. I mean, yeah, I know you're not comfortable with role, And I've done some role play. Some I've been pretty comfortable with. Yeah, you were that maiden who was sold at auction. Oh my God. No, I was a concubine that was captured from a boat. Boat? And I was a boat, a boat. And I was standing on an auction block and I was auctioned off and bought by this king. So that was an interesting role play. Yeah, I could do that. Oh, it was fun. Okay. Yeah, I'm just saying. And that's fine. I'm just saying. I'm not a roleplay person. No, not at all. Mr. Vanilla. I play, the only roleplay I do is the horny husband waiting to be satisfied by his wife. That's a roleplay you do well. Or you're the horny husband that likes to eat a lot of pussy. Well, if I can. Yeah. That's usually scene two after my dick sucked in. Yeah, okay. So horny husband one and horny husband It's just amazing how much time can pass between acts of the show. Some theaters have like, you know, three, four shows a week. I'm at like one a month. Just saying. It depends on the run of the show. I mean, sometimes. Yeah. Well, apparently it's closed for exhaustion. Or whatever. Clothes for lack of motivation. Clothes for repairs. Needs a facelift. Reconstruction. Clothes so it can find a better dick to suck. So anyway. Oh my goodness. All right. So that's our little rant about nothing. Rant about role play. Role play. I enjoy it as long as it's not too stupid. Does it add to your sexual experience? That's a really good question. Actually, it just helps me take on a different perspective that I might not have dabbled in because I wasn't in that mindset. I mean, I'm not usually a person that, let's just take the whole BDSM aspect and being restrained and all that. I probably might not get into it as much if I didn't get into the mindset the role-play aspect of that. So it does, in that circumstance, it does increase the intensity. Yes. Just because you're taking your mind, you're surrendering your mind. So you can actually get into the part. Sure. And during sex actually feel like you are that character, for lack of a better term. Sure. Okay. For a short period of time, you know, to some degree, yeah. It's not like I'm not like reading lines and you know. No, no, but I'm just saying. Give me my purpose here. What is my purpose for being fucked up the ass? I need a purpose. You know, that's not that bad. It's just like, no, I'm a submissive whatever and I'm here to please my master and that's what I'm. Okay. So I get into that mindset and like, yeah, okay. All right. I'm just, you know, because like I said, it's not something I, you know, I always have questioned myself before about could I get into, being an actor. Could I, you know. I can't remember lines. Oh, I couldn't do that for shit. Yeah. But. And go over them and over them and make them sound fresh every time. I can't do that. But like role playing like little stupid things. At my job, they want us to memorize scripts. Oh, yes. For sales procedures and stuff. It's like, fuck that. I make it my own. Yeah. My own's actually better. But. So you say. Oh, my, my manager actually said he said, you can deliver the stuff better than anyone I know. Okay, we'll just take that into the bedroom, and guess what? You're role-playing. Hey, mister, you want to sell me something? Can I interest you in that? But then when I tell you the price, you say, no, forget it. The price is always the issue. I'll give you the price breakdown, and you're like, I got to pay for that? Shouldn't it be good quality? If I'm going to pay money, it should be satisfying. It should be satisfying. Does it come with a warranty? Money back guarantee if I'm unhappy? I guess I'll have to be a disgruntled customer. If I buy a car with 100,000 miles on it, that 100,000 miles warranty is over. What the fuck? I'm buying something as is and it's a total wreck. I'm getting off the back of a flathead. Are you talking about me or the car? You're talking about me. It's been one of those days, folks. It's always one of those days. So 50shadesofpleasure.com. Check it out. The new magazine will be out on May 1st. April or May 1st? Whichever one. Depends when you listen to this podcast. But the May issue will be out on May 1st. And what about the April issue? That's out already? Okay. that we can't go back and go back in time. It's out there. So anyway, so check that out. And me, I'm at hotwifedonnalyn.com. I've been posting quite a bit today. Well, there's always fresh content. That's the easiest way to say it. Yeah, always fresh content. That's a good way to put it. Even that's the thing we shot today. You're shaking your head. I think it looked very nice. Yeah, it did. Trying to give it a different feel. I still want to do a version of black and white and see what it looks like. You can do that. Oh, can I? Thank you. Well, it's practically black and white as it is. That's a good color. Not really. But just dim wit, yeah. Yeah. And I'm a dim wit, so. Oh, there you go. Anyway. All right, folks. I want to thank you all. Again, appreciate everybody who listens. So stay horny. Have a great night, everybody.