Turned On by Taste: How Scents & Flavors Fuel Desire

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Well, I don't think we have the, you know. That's a given. That's a given. The bourbon is a given. The cigar is an extra. That is an extra. It's smelling awfully nice. Thank you. How about my cigar? Both, actually. I like to. Certain? Both, actually. I like to, certain cigars actually, if they're not like all stinky and gross, but the early part of a cigar, I find the aroma very erotic. It's very stimulating. All right, we're bringing the show to an end. Thank you for listening. I find it, it's the subtle hints of all that natural, the natural leaves.

It's very, it's, I won't say it's the subtle hints of all that natural, the natural leaves. It's very, it's, I won't say it's intoxicating, but I will say that it's very, in the early stages, before it gets stinky, you know what I'm saying? Sure. Well, generally, the cigars that smell real bad are generally cheap shit cigars. Sometimes. Generally. The ones I do like that I know are cheap are the backwoods. Yeah, well, that's all chemical smell there. Yeah, those kind of things are cheap. This is not the, you know. No, it's not, but those smells, the smell I find erotic.

I just saw on Instagram, there's a, someone has a, I'll call it an aftershave for lack of a better true term. Sure. That they actually have a cigar and vanilla cologne for men. Oh. That's what they're trying to say it would do. Is like for some women, it's like, oh. Well, here it is. These scents, in my opinion, my humble opinion, the very raw musk of the cigar, and what would you say? It's a vanilla undertone? Yeah. Anything with a vanilla undertone, if you even look at Old Spice, those commercials, notice how they've evolved now. They're becoming something, something, and vanilla. Sure.

And even my old colognes that I had for forever were vanilla colognes. I think vanilla in general is very soothing. It is, it is. You know, it's not a complex flavor or smell. No, no. I mean, look at ice cream, okay? You know, there's so many flavors of ice cream out there, but tell me there's not just something so simplistic and soothing about a bowl of vanilla ice cream. True. And vanilla ice cream, you could dress it up as much as you want. Oh, that's the beauty of vanilla. You take Rocky Road. You're basically going to eat Rocky Road as is. You don't want to add more chocolate to it.

You can't add more. You could take vanilla and add cherries to it. You could take vanilla and add bananas and chocolate to it. You could take vanilla and add, you know, whatever the fuck you want to it. You know, bourbon or whatever. And that, you know what? That's the weird thing about us being swingers. We've taken that vanilla world. I mean, literally. Sure. And we've added sprinkles to it. We've added the nuts, the cherries, the nuts. There's some nuts in there. There's some nuts in there for sure. Wow. This is a good segue into what we're going to talk about. I know.

That's kind of like if you could make a swinger sundae, that vanilla undertone would be the ice cream and then all the sprinkles and the nuts and the this and the that on top of it. That's what being a swinger is all about. And add a big banana while you're at it. Just saying. And the occasional big eggplant. Eggplant does not work well with ice cream. I'm sorry, but a banana sure as heck does. I know sometimes you enjoy the big black. Egg, the eggplant. Eggplant. But eggplant doesn't go with a sundae. No, but it makes a great Parmesan. It certainly does. In that aspect, absolutely. Anyway.

So would you say, and we'll get on topic eventually. Yeah, sometime. Would you say that when you smell a cigar, if it's a good cigar, that you find it something that is... Sexy, yes. Sexy, masculine? Yes, yes. Not overpowering, especially when it's like a certain distance away that's the slight... I find... I don't like really strong colognes and odors.

I find that offensive, but if you tone them down a little bit like don't offend me with the colognes and stuff I know it wasn't you, I don't remember who it was, there was somebody I was having a cigar around, it was a female and she's like it is so sexy watching you smoke a cigar, I'm like huh? Sticking a big phallus in your mouth? Maybe. No, no. It was the way I smoke it, apparently. You stick a big phallus into your mouth. That's why I give you pickles with every meal. But they're sliced. Honey, they're sliced. I don't get it. I don't get it. This is cornflakes. Eat the pickle, bitch.

Eat the pickle. Again, they are sliced pickles he's giving me. So it's not the same effect. Yeah, because it was painful watching you sit there and just like. It's like, oh. Well, that could be. It was less painful watching. It's like, okay, well, I can relate to a thicker slice of pickle. And you sit there and chomp and bite and take great pleasure and twist your head like a shark. It's like, no, no. And look at these little gherkins. The gherkins are going to swallow. You had to go there, didn't you? That hurts. But they're a sweet pickle. Yeah. We're way off topic now.

Now we're talking food as a sexual whatever. It's not necessarily a bad topic. No, it's actually kind of fun. If you ever, there are certain things you put into my mouth that's like, oh, this was a cock. Info at hotwifepodcast.com is our email. All right. Love to hear from you. What are some of the things that you find arousing that maybe people don't know? You know, like you're saying like the smell of a cigar. Well, those are all things I think are actually pretty common. I'm sure everybody across the board can say there's a certain scent that arouses them to some degree.

I mean, I'd open up a can of tuna fish and I'm like, oh, yeah.

Okay, but I mean it's like donna just went jogging yeah there's some hair in there something so pure you make it so nasty why do you do that oh it's nasty to you it's a sweaty nasty fishy come on keep going with that baby keep going yeah ew sticky how far did you jog how far did you jog oh are you wearing those plastic fishy come on keep going with that baby keep going yeah sticky how far did you jog how far did you jog oh were you wearing those plastic pants and work up more sweat oh yeah oh yeah go the extra mile go the extra mile oh come on cheese curd just coming out of my pussy from being so sweaty and nasty i don't need God.

That's so foul. Well, I don't need sex tonight now. I can't even talk about that. I'm sorry, guys. That was pretty disgusting. Well, thank you for calling Christian Talk Podcast. What's wrong with you? That's so bad. That's so nasty. Well, what's wrong with me? My back is killing me, and I've been drinking bourbon for a few hours. The thing is, it's like, again, getting back the scents, which I think, well, we may never get to the top I'll be right back. Well, what's wrong with me, my back is killing me, and I've been drinking bourbon for a few hours.

The thing is, it's like, again, getting back to scents, which I think, well, we may never get to the topic, which is fine. We'll get there eventually. Perhaps. It's our show. We can take as long as we want. Or go to another topic. Or go to another topic. I love, actually, I love talking about how scents can be very erotic and arousing. And we were talking about the whole thing with the bourbon and the cigars and maybe certain scents, maybe certain floral scents. But then you're talking about like your body scents. It's like nobody can think that my butt cheeks would smell erotic and sensual.

There's no way. Or my feet. Oh, man. I'm sorry. But there are some people that find that aroma akin to a cigar or or some kind of uh you know perfume or whatever that those things find arousing and why is that why do i find the scent of a cigar or some kind of alcohol i've actually had a few women tell me right that my pheromones are like they're like, you know, being around me and everything else. They're like, it's just so, like, your pheromones just drive me crazy. I'm like, what do I smell like? I don't know.

I don't smell, I don't smell anything, but like, you know, you're a lightly cologne, a little bit of cigar. I don't even wear cologne. If I wear cologne twice a year. You know what it is? It's your deodorant, which acts as a cologne for me, which is nice. It's very clean. Those kind of clean scents I find very, they're not erotic, but they're definitely cleansing. And I like the way they feel. But when it comes to like those raw erotic scents of the cigars and things, I find them more primal and definitely more sexy, definitely arousing. Okay.

Which is, I'm sure there's a lot of people when they get into a situation where they see or smell a familiar scent that takes them back maybe to a different time and more erotic time.

That all those things play play into effect i mean i remember you know especially with your cigar i'm just taking that as a my experience you know it takes me back to a time when we were you know doing something on the veranda you had a cigar and i'm kissing you and i'm tasting the cigar in my mouth it's very erotic i mean it brings back all those memories but yeah there's plenty of people who's like Well, sure, but it depends. I'm not just in my mouth. It's very erotic. I mean, it brings back all those memories. But yeah, there's plenty of people who are like, well, sure. But it depends.

I'm not, I'm not just, in my experience, it's a cigar and it's a scent, it's a scent that's like not overpowering, but it's really gross. And you know, sometimes stinky cigars do that. That's one thing. But if it's within a certain range, it becomes very erotic. I'm sure there's a lot of people that can say that they can talk about, oh, when my lover had a, I don't know what anybody else would do. Maybe they had a mint in their mouth or something. They make that that's part of their experience, and that becomes a trigger for eroticism. And that's what that cigar does for me.

Okay, I'll smoke more cigars. Well, it's not more cigars. It's not more. More is not necessarily better. The slight scent, the scent and the amount of the scent triggers an erotic response in me. If it's to a repairing I'm going to be like, oh, that's really gross. I'm going to vomit. But if it's just that right amount like the candle you have there there's a certain scent from the candle and then then there's the scent from the cigar. It's very erotic. This candle burning is actually teak wood and sandal. Yeah, those kind of sandalwood. The teak wood.

I find them very comforting, very relaxing. Yes, absolutely. But that's me. That's very interesting that all these different scents trigger different things in you. Some erotic, some more soothing, some more relaxation. But all those things can come into play. And if you know and you can surround yourself with those particular scents that tweak that excitement in you, your experience is going to be that much better if you can do that. If you know, like, hey, I'm going to be in this environment, you know, I'm going to have gardenia smells or something I find soothing.

Well, there's that one lotion or body scrub you wear, I think it was like rose petal or... Oh, that was a long... I think I've run out of that. Yeah, no, but every night you would come into the bedroom after you showered, it's like, God, that smells good. Isn't that, yeah. We need to buy you more. We need to get that, yeah, I ran. That way I can get really disappointed when you go, I can tell you, God, that smells good, and you go, good night. Shut up.

But all those things, I mean, that's really cool that you, if you can recognize that these smells also play into your erotic, I don't want to say an adventure, your, what's your, event, you know, or, that's, I would say, it feeds your appetite. I like that. You know, it's like, you walk into a house that no one's cooking anything, you go, I don't know, whatever, but all of a sudden it's like, is that steak I smell? Oh. Oh, my God. Isn't that, yes. It's the same thing. Very much. Very much. Is that pussy I smell? Oh, I think I smell like asshole ready for entry. Oh, that's just terrible.

Man, that sounds like two fingers deep, two knuckles deep in a pussy. I don't know what that smells like. I don't know if I want to know what that smells like. You know what it feels like, though. True. Yeah. That is true. Yeah. So tonight's topic has changed. It certainly has. Yeah. But here's the thing. It's like when you eat, come down, you start brewing the coffee. I don't know what it is, but for me, I find coffee very uplifting. Well, remember when we had the coffee pot that ground the beans and dumped them in there and brewed it? That was an erotic experience. Oh, my God. That was...

First of all, it's... I didn't even need you. I was like, I'm kind of... Oh, my... That... That smell of fresh Oh, fuck yeah. I mean, I just came. I mean, you know, I remember, like, hearing it. It's like downstairs, like, you know, grinding. It's grinding beans. And then, like, three minutes later, it's like, oh, yeah. You can smell the water start to brew the beans. That's a sexual experience right there. I came just now just reliving that. And then that smell, that aroma, I don't know what. It's intoxicating for me.

I don't know if anybody else finds the smell of fresh ground coffee as intoxicating as I do. I mean, the younger kids are like, oh, it's not Red Bull. No, it's not. That fucking smell of coffee just takes me. I mean... Well, when I make breakfast in the morning and I cook bacon. Oh, dear God. That's another run. I mean, you see those fucking dogs. Their saliva starts drooling. I love that. They can't. This is a podcast. I know. I'm fucking my face with that one. Yeah.

But yeah, the dogs are like, you know, they're like sitting there looking at me like, if you want to drop that on the floor, we'll clean that up for you. Yeah, but that's, I know it's food and food and sex are very closely linked. So you have a smell and you have a sensation and a taste that you can also link to a sexual experience, it's like, it's weird, but it's actually kind of cool. Take the sexual experience out of it and just say it's, you link it to a very pleasurable experience. Well, that's what sex is too. It is almost a sexual experience. Don't even go there.

If I go and cook a steak out on the grill And I bring it in And you sit there My pussy is as pink as the fucking inside of that steak Let me tell you You cut it with a spoon And it dissolves in your mouth Just like my pussy lips There was a restaurant I went to years ago With that girl I worked with That Oh, yeah. That they had a platter. Christy Alley lookalike. Yeah, at the time, back then. That's okay. That's all that people need to picture Christy Alley. Back when she first started with Cheers. That's fine. Yeah. That they called Steak Neptune, which was two petite filet mignon filets.

Yeah. Lumped, like four inches high with lump crab meat with a brunette sauce over it. You could cut, you just put your spoon on top of the steak. I think I'm going to cry. I think I'm going to cum. You just put your spoon on top of the steak and went through it. And then the crab was so creamy and just, it was just, I mean literally. The lips of the crab so pink and moist and creamy. Crabs aren't pink. The steak was pink. The steak was meat. But no, I sat there as I was eating this, and I can't understand why it happened. Why your dick got so hard? Well, it was that too.

But no, I actually had tears in my eyes. I'm kidding. It was that delicious. It was that, I mean, when the steak just dissolved in your mouth, like a good pussy. Steak farm is here. Anyway, her legs are in the air. Don't want to get in trouble for that one, please. Yeah, I said, like her legs are in the air. Let me just change that real quick. Fuck, damn, listen. Because, you know, people who have sex don't buy things. No, we don't. We don't buy cars. Insurance companies would not be interested in us. They don't want to advertise on us because we talk about sex and having fun. So anyway.

Is that a banter? Am I bitter? Am I? Fuck them. Anyway. But no, it's like I'm eating a steak. And literally, it was the best steak I'd ever eaten. It dissolved in my mouth. Oh, my God. It had the crab meat, which was just so rich. That is a sexual experience. Oh, it was. But I had tears in my eyes, and I couldn't understand it. It was like, I'm like, am I a fucking wimp? Or what the fuck is this? But it's like, it's goddamn good.

That's the really interesting thing that many, many times we link food with sex, which is, we've done stupid videos where we ended up smearing food all over each other and licking it off and having sex. I mean, that's a literal term of it. But I mean, just think about it.

When you have like a romantic relationship, you go out to dinner with a special person and you think you're gonna well most guys think they're gonna take them home and fuck them but food and sex food and sex always linked always linked you're linking uh the two primal especially in a man our two biggest sex organs our cock and our stomachs well. Women, their stomachs and pussies too, I guess. I don't know. I don't know. I think men are more driven by food than women. Women are driven more by sweets. Oh, well, isn't sweets a food? It's a food, yeah. Yeah.

I think women are driven even more so by food sometimes. Men are driven more by, you know, can I kill it and smoke it or barbecue it? Women are like, how much sugar is in that? Time to time, I get it. It's okay. It's all good. But, yeah, it's funny how food and scents and the smells of things are so sex-linked. So sex-linked. Yeah. And we've talked about, like, Angela did that video. Angelina, sorry. The video where, like, the food was being smeared all over her. And it's so arousing. Oh, and it's blindfolded. Yeah, it was so arousing to her.

She just shot, she told me the other day, she shot another video, you know, by herself. Right. Where she was rubbing jelly, you know, on herself. And then she went in the shower to wash it off and masturbated. She goes, when I got done I came but the whole video was like four minutes long. I'm like, well, you can't say that. That's going to be a little too short. But it was that arousing to her. See, I don't find that arousing. It depends on what jelly. It has to be more of a preserve for me. It has to have lumps of fruit in it, not vegetables.

No, but I think what would be more arousing is having somebody lick it off of you. Like when she did that fruit video, what I found really arousing is like when I was editing the video, she's squirming because she's blindfolded and her lover is taking the watermelon and sliding it into her mouth and she's eating it. Then he's taking it and he's smearing it all over her lips, which there's articles in that on the new magazine. Oh, really? The new Fifty Shades of Pleasure is out, and the topic or the theme is the dark side of sexual desire. Really? So they talk about the whole fruit thing?

Yeah, I have articles in there about... Get the fuck out. Not about fruit, about sensory deprivation. Deprivation, sure, whether using fruit as the catalyst or whatever. It could be a blindfold, it could be whatever. Well, the blindfold is there. Talk about putting people... There was something about being in a bath. Really? Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, read it.

I'm not going have to that's that's really that's pretty interesting because you know you well you put somebody in a bath of warm water cold water and you're robbing them of other sensations well yeah if they're blindfolded and blindfolded and sitting in a bath you know you're not you know you don't you know yeah it's separate um sensory deprivation i'm sorry but i definitely need to have warm bath water cold would not definitely do it for me at all certainly not no i get it but again depends on where you are and what you're into i mean again look at the pdsm world it's about making you uncomfortable in my aim in some levels yes some people it's about being out of your own i'm i'm definitely uncomfortable for a certain period of time but it is for me the sensation of struggle i find so erotic.

Well, in some ways, if you're sitting in, let's say, a colder bathtub. Okay, hang on. Give me my nipples hard. Come on. No, that's not a bad thing. It's like, brr. But now, you don't have any, like, you're not going to be able to kick your way out of anything. In water? Yeah, in a bathtub. You're sitting in a bathtub. Sometimes being in water makes me anxious. You know, you're not, you can't. I can't drown, right? No, no, it's not meant to do any harm. Well, if you're sight-deprived and you're in a situation like that, you know, you get flipped over, or are you bound?

Are your arms restrained in that situation? It depends on the situation. See, I have to be really comfortable in my environment when it comes to being restrained.

As much as I love that sensation, I love that struggle, being in a very uncomfortable and precarious thing like a bathtub, I don't know if that would work for me i mean for some people i guess it'll be okay it's just a different experience yeah so many i like being restrained like on the bed when i'm being like strawn out like with my arms and legs exposed yeah that i find very erotic because it gives and i need just enough struggle to arouse me i need a play in my restraints which is i'm sorry we're getting off the topic of sensation of sense but well no those kind of things i i find very very erotic near anywhere we want to be with the original topic but no who cares that's the next show you know you add a cigar scent while i'm being restrained in the bed.

Might be a very erotic experience for you. And, oh, yeah, flog my feet. Flog my feet. Well, how about if a flogger was involved? It was involved or wasn't? Wasn't. Oh.

See, actually, next time I flog you, I might have to have your feet hanging, like have you on your back and have your feet hanging over the edge of the bed so I can get a good sweep oh yeah you flogged me really oh no we're on topic again i'm sorry that's all sensations quick yeah quick sidebar here my husband flogged me and he's not a flogger he's not really into that world i don't understand any of it no but the first time you did it for that that the video we had this shoot i came so hard because you were, I don't know what you were doing.

You were like flogging my breasts and flogging my pussy and you were doing it like, uh, light at first and then you're build up and then you're like snap my pussy or my ass or whatever, whatever is toward you. I find that really erotic.

Then you started flogging my feet, but not, you know, not too much because much because you know it was off and i also like drug the flogger across you oh that was awesome tickling you all these sensations i got something on my hand i did i don't know what i did just that wasn't from my flogger no no it's probably when i was trying to fix my fucking vehicle that's a whole different different podcast we'll talk about that later. But I found that really erotic. Apparently, yeah, you came pretty hard. Oh, I came really hard. Really hard. And I sit there and like, I don't know what I'm doing.

That's the weird thing. I don't know how she comes to this. She's just like, I can see you just like, if I was like standing back, like, yeah, I'm just flogging the shit over. I don't fucking get it. She's a dumb bitch, likes being flogged. I'll fucking flog her. Get my dick sucked later on, right? Is that what you're doing? I hope. Yeah. No promises. I'm doing this all for her. She better suck a mean dick later on. Well, in all fairness, I mean, how many couples you do something for your mate that you might not necessarily be into? We all take one for the team here and there.

Yeah, I don't recommend it on it. You sit there and say, like, listen. Yeah, all the time. I really don't want to have anything to do with sex with you. With you, but everybody else. I'll take one for the team.

I don't want the whole team I want the whole team but can you sit on the bench yeah you bench your own hug I'm taking one for the team honey you sit on the bench I'm taking this team well that's what my ex-wife did to me that's another story I think he has issues let's put it that way yeah I do you'll hear that on the hot husband podcast that's going to be on the other podcast That's what we're doing. That's what whole other podcast. I think he has issues. Let's put it that way. Yeah, yeah, I do. So many. You'll hear that on the Hot Husband podcast. That's going to be on the other podcast.

That's the Vince's Issue podcast. Vince's Issues, okay. Maybe the podcast should be called He's Got Issues. Yeah, He's Got Issues. Yeah, that's pretty true but since this podcast is mine this is the hot wife podcast mister yeah so so getting back to the sensory stuff if you were blindfolded yeah and fed things okay not something you wouldn't like okay good yeah let's you know let's feed a weak old salmon if you're sitting in the sun. Oh, my God. No, but if you were fed something, like a really good piece of chocolate, you're blindfolded. You have no idea what I'm going to feed you. Oh. Okay?

But I'd give you something very decadent chocolate. If I knew it was something positive on the end. But that's going to be, you don't know. I could sit there and feed you a sardine. You don't know what that's going to be in your mouth. But that's. Okay, now my pussy just closed up. No. No, you're not going to fuck me. that's going to be, you don't know. I could sit there and feed you a sardine. You don't know what's happening in your mouth. Okay, now my pussy just closed up. No, you're not going to fuck me. That's gross. Why would I fucking feed you something you wouldn't want?

Well, you don't know what I don't want. Well, I know what you don't want. Yeah, I do. But the chocolate is definitely a good one. I'm saying chocolate. Most women would say, yeah, chocolate. Chocolate, yes. Sardines, no. Okay, let's pretend one of the things I have is a hot fudge sundae. And I feed you a spoon. You're blindfolded. But all of a sudden you get a spoonful of cold ice cream with hot fudge. Hot fudge and cold ice cream. That is a sexual experience right there. But then all of a sudden the next thing I feed you is maybe just some salty peanuts. Oh. A salty penis. Or his salty nuts.

Yeah, whatever. But I'm saying it's like... Yeah, that's erotic. Is that, like, would this be something that would be arousing to you? Like, you're blindfolded and you can't use your hands and you have no idea what I've brought into it. You maybe I first start out with things like you like those little sesame crunch things. I do. So let's pretend I start with that. And then maybe I feed you a piece of cheese. Oh. I like the creamy of the cheese. Yeah, creamier cheese. Yeah, I know. I know. I do like creamy things. And then maybe I slide you a slight piece of like, what am I thinking of?

Like beef, like a nice, what does it look like? A London broil. A real thin slice of London broil. This is pretty exotic. I'm just saying. I mean, this is not your typical cherries and whipped cream bullshit. No. I'm saying you're blindfolded. You're feeding like a real meal. No, I'm not saying you're getting like. And here's your beans. Yes. You need a vegetable. No, if you build, if I was to build on your palate, and you only get one teaspoon of each thing. Oh. Okay, like those sesame crunch things. Just feed one of them. So I'd just give you one of those. Okay?

It's like feeding somebody grapes. The next thing I feed you might be, like I said, a piece of, you know, Munster cheese. Munster's creamy. I like Munster. Okay. I like all those cheeses. Then all of a sudden I give you a piece of Lunderboil, just a little piece with just a hint of. Oh, pink like my pussy lips. Well, I'm hoping. But then I feed you, I say, a piece of the Lunderboil's got just a hint of garlic on it and a little bit of salt to bring it out, okay? And you enjoy that. Yes.

And then all of a sudden I give you a, you know, a subtle piece of just like one little floretta of broccoli. I do like broccoli. I know a lot of people don't, but I find... I'm going by what you like. It's sweet. I like the crunch. So then maybe the next thing I give you is, you know, something like a little bit, a teaspoon of macaroni and cheese. Mac and cheese, creamy again. Yeah. I could go for that. Well, again, it's that flavor ride. Yeah. You know, but you don't know what I'm going to feed you every time. You'd have no idea. I'm telling you now.

You're getting a whole meal, but one teaspoon at a time. And that's it. I only get one teaspoon. You don't get a whole meal. You're just getting... That's weird. That's really mixing food with sex in a weird kind of way. Because you're sitting there anticipating the next mouthful. But then I give you... Then you give your dick instead. Well, maybe. Oh, yeah. You'd be slapping your dick in my dick. Oh, an appetizer comes after the meal? Okay, great. But then I give you a grape. Something sweet. One grape. You know, like fruit is used in Italy to cleanse a palate. Cleanse a palate.

How closely food is linked with sex? Oh, it could be a very sexual experience. Very sexual. A good meal, like you just said before, like made you cry. Yeah. Yeah, I'm surprised. But then all of a sudden now I give you that hot fudge sundae thing. Oh, my God. Like, I've always done food play in the past, but it never worked out that well. I mean, like, I like what you're insinuating, what you're orchestrating in front of me with the whole, the food is one thing after another and actually orchestrating it.

Well, but honestly, what I would do is, let's say, I would do, you know, after each spoonful, I would do something to you. Oh, like maybe bring out a toy? Whatever. Oh, that'd be fun. Again, bringing it, you know. And on the line photo the whole time? And again, tie in, let's say, okay, the appetizer. Okay, so I give you something that's just a little tease. That's what appetizer is. Yeah, obviously. And then, so again, when I give you the taste of the London broil, a little thin of it, a little slice of it. I do like my protein.

All of a sudden now, like all of a sudden now you feel a dick go in your pussy. Oh. You know, and with the, you know, like the little bit before that you know with the appetizer all of a sudden if you just feel tongue on your pussy see that could be really erotic mixing food with the whole meal and having that kind of so then when you get to the point of the hot fudge sundae all all of a sudden now you're being brought to an orgasm. So you can relate the dessert being the orgasm. That could be pretty yummy all the way around. I didn't say a negative, but that's me. No, no.

It is, I do find it very erotic and titillating to see how food and sex go so much hand in hand. Well, it's a matter of pleasures. True. If you find pleasure in food, which most people do. Most people do. We use food for so much. If you're depressed, you eat. If you're happy, you eat. If you're celebrating, you eat. If you're having sex, you eat. Or at least you eat before you have sex. Well, hopefully you eat. It's just sex. You take her out to eat and you hope you get sex in return. And you hope to get eaten out. You didn't just go eat out someplace. You hope to get eaten out. True.

Or my case, for sure. But, so. Yeah. Yeah, that was, yeah, the sense is the smells. And again, if you have someone that doesn't overdo cologne. See, that's when it, I like the scent to be very faint. Something I have to actually think about and crave and like, like take the extra sniff to smell. I don't know. I like the scent to be very faint, something I have to actually think about and crave and take the extra sniff to smell. When I smell somebody and they're 10 feet away and all you smell is the alcohol, turn off. I was at work the other day. Turn off.

I got in the elevator at work by myself. Oh, boy. I could taste the cologne of the individual that was in the elevator before me. That is a huge turn off. How do you fucking not smell that shit? We had the one gentleman, I'll use the term loosely, came into the studio. Oh, my God. He came in. We were all fucking, our eyes burned from his cologne. Yep.

Three days later here still smelled like him yep it's like gross what the fuck that might be a nice cologne i can't tell because it doesn't need to be it's like it's it punches you in the face equated to using salt a little bit of salt will get the job done too much salt ruins the meal ruins the meal So if you're one of these people who bathes in fucking cologne, puts it on with a fucking paint roller. Please stop. Please. Don't be an asshole. I guess people don't. If you smell that fucking bad that you got to do that, shower. A word to the wise. Yeah, I agree.

That's when the potent smells just ruin it for me. I mean, if I can taste your cologne or that scent is so overpowering, as soon as you walk through the room and you're 10 feet away, nope, not going to happen. Because then you're tasting that. It's horrible. I shook a guy's hand the other day at work. It was a customer came in. Right. And, again, he had heavy cologne on.

I could tell what hand he put his cologne on with a shake with my right hand he shook i shook his right hand oh he puts it on his right hand an hour later my hands still smell like his fucking cologne i had to wash my hands like five fucking times that's ridiculous yeah again that's that's how sense can ruin a sensual experience right this is our opinion there yeah there are people are like, I don't know, I'd like them to smell like a motherfucking perfume shop. Yeah, there are some people who might be like, go out and jog before you come over. I want you to be all sweaty and nasty.

I can see that in certain circumstances. I want a cheese dick, please. Well, no, not to that point. Don't use toilet paper when you wipe your ass. i want to smell your shit between your ass cheeks i suck your dick yeah no no it's the natural musk of a man who's like been doing something kind of physical but not too physical that he stinks but that musk before we get stinky is very that is very erotic i guess i don't find that attractive no no, I don't find men attractive. Oh, shut up. I mean, for me, like if a woman is sweating on you, don't you find that attractive?

Not when she's stinky and gross and icky, but when the first sweat. The erotic part is the action you're going through to make both of you sweaty. But that scent is being extruded by her body. I don't smell it. Whether you know it or not. Okay. Those are pheromones. Pheromones are not something you can smell. They're not something you can smell. There are chemicals in our bodies that get expelled for when we sweat, when you do this. That, the ultimate scent is a pheromone that you and I don't even know. We don't, we react to it, but we don't know it exists.

We can't say, oh yeah, the pheromones are really strong tonight. We're not like dogs. We don't smell each other's ass like, oh. Thank God for that. Yeah, well, you'd burn my eyebrows off. True, true. Once it's all clean, though, go to town on my ass when's it's clean oh come on you have eaten my ass more than one oh stop every time i go to to lick your ass i'm like no no no no that's because i don't think it's clean enough you just got done to shower did you forget that part sometimes you're like did i shower did i clean it enough want to be like, you know, come on.

That's a scent that I don't think is appealing. That scent is not appealing. I agree with you. I'm not arguing that. Okay. You know. Okay. We agree on that. So, all right. I think we beat this to death. Oh, our topic was not anything to do with what we talked about. No, absolutely not. We'll just stay there for another time. That's the next show. We had a lot more fun with this one. Sorry. No, it's all right. It just happened organically. Organically. If you're not really privy or haven't realized, we come up with a topic. We don't talk about it before. Nope. And we have no script.

not even a little bit nope um our conversation is just that just a conversation yeah um and where it goes we can't promise so obviously let's wrap this up check out uh 50 shades of pleasure.com the free magazine uh it's out there. You can get it on mobile and everything else. And read the articles. Love to hear from you. If you want to contribute an article, you can do that too. Info at hotwifepodcast.com. And if you want to see what I'm doing, I'm at hotwife.lyn.com.

I'm posting several times a day, like four times a day, all kinds of videos and little teasers and stuff that I shoot when I can. So you can see them up there. I'm on multi-different platforms. I'm posting every single day. So come check me out. And launching soon, it's not started yet, is we're going to be launching a new podcast that's not sexually based. It's just more me ranting. Yeah, maybe. It's just Vince ranting? Well, you're going to be part of it. Oh, so I get the rant, too. Great. It's called Life. Both of us bitching. That's what it's called. Should be. We both bitch.

It would be called Donna bitching about Vince. Now, we're going to be launching a new podcast that is non-sexual it's called Life Unmuted where we just talk about the fuck if you watch The Simpsons it was What Grinds My Gears it's kind of like that so it's going to involve drinking there's something different it's going to involve me smoking cigars or different. What? It's going to involve me smoking cigars. No. There's something different. But we're talking about the things, aspects of life. It's not going to be filtered. It's not going to be political. No. It's not going to be religious.

It's just. Observations of life. Yeah. It's just everything from, like, I was telling Donna today, I want a bitch. I had to fix something on my car and I can't fucking do it something i should be fix a fucking headlight they got this fucking thing so that's it's for another podcast babe so stay tuned we'll let you know when that launches it's going to be called you know life unmuted podcast um so uh check it out when we out when we tell you it's launched. So hopefully you'll listen to that and have fun with that one too. It's the same banter, but not talking about sex. I can't promise that.

But anyway. Oh, God. So with that, I'm going to say, hey, stay horny. Have a great night, everybody. Hey, I know, kick the door, turn it up.