“Fifty Shades of ‘Wait… That Worked?!’ – Vince vs. The Floggers”

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I edited the videos more screaming than you think. Oh, okay. I'm just used to you yelling, so. That's true, too. That's very true, too. This time, I guess it wasn't at me. It was from you, but not at you. Part of it was. It's all in a good way. Yeah. And that's going to be tonight's topic. Oh, it sure is. It sure is. So, I guess we'll get right into it, huh? We won't even talk about the weather, how it's gotten cold, rainy, nasty. Oh, yeah. We're not going to talk about it. That was two days ago, it was 90. We're not going to talk about it. Anyway. It's cold. It's 57. It's raw. It's nasty. It's like, really? Fucking one day off a week, and you're going to give me rain. That's the day it rains. Yep. All right. So we did something constructive. I had some custom videos I needed to create for a customer, and these were all in the BDSM realm, you know, flogging. Well, one wasn't, but we're not going to talk about that piece of shit. Oh, no. I'm not even considering that. I'm talking about all the BDSM. I'm talking about the hot ones, not the goofy one. In my world, they were all goofy. Sometimes you get requests for some really bizarre shit. But at least the BDSM ones I can relate to. I'm being flogged. My partner, he wants a riding crop used on me. I had a special hat he wanted me to wear. I think that's a hat. Yeah, the hat's kind of goofy. Leather police slash Gestapo hat. But I was wearing this really cool leather harness, they call, which actually looked pretty good. It did. It was very sexy. It's very sexy. I mean, I wish it was just, my torso is just a little bit short, and I wish the whole thing just was just a little bit shorter, but it was okay. It was fine. It was just fine. But yeah, the object was for Vince to flog me, and I'm supposed to be restrained and flogged, and it was very delightful. It was very good. Entertaining, I guess? Oh, more than entertaining. I tell you what, I came really hard. That was very good. Surprisingly, I thought, oh, I'll enjoy this, of course, but... Well, I didn't go into it thinking I was going to do that, but... We didn't have a stunt dick that showed up today. No, no, we didn't. Actually, you know me better than anybody, so I trust you with flogging me. I don't think I would do as good as flogging me as you did. I guess. That's really the first time I've ever... If I could flog myself. I've never flogged anyone before. No, it was very good. It was like lots of... There's a technique. Like you take the flogger and you kind of like snap it on in the broader parts of your body. Like my tits and my belly. And, you know, you had me turn around in my ass and those kind of things. And those are all like not hard, but, you know, firm. They're firm. No, I mean, I've been around enough of that stuff like, you know, at the parties and stuff. At the parties and stuff. But then you came up. And not pay attention. Oh, yeah. It's like it's not about smacking someone. It's more about just having it kind of graze them, isn't it? Until it's not. Wow. It's like a light slapping, a moderate. I mean, you feel it. My ass turned red, for sure. That was with the riding crop, though. Yeah, with the riding crop, it definitely turns red. Yeah. But with the flogger, not as much. But then you came up like across my pussy, and that was a lot more force for that, which was really good. Oh, okay. That was- I don't know. You don't know. It was good. It was good. It was really good. Apparently, you had a pretty powerful orgasm there. Oh, I sure did. I was like, oh my. And when I, well, and it didn't hurt that I was also using Hitachi on you. Oh, that was for the second part of the video, yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that was not bad at all. The Hitachi was really quite good, even though it's a cheap imitation knockoff. It was still good. It was still good. Well, you know the Hitachi. The brand name's not what makes you come. No, but I know the Hitachis are much stronger than the one I have. It was fine. It was really good. I can't complain about it. You had said the Hitachis you've tried to pass were like too powerful. Yes. Actually, yes. But I've become more accustomed to that kind of stimulation. So a full-powered actual Hitachi probably would be okay now. But the first time I used one, I was like, nope. That's vibrating my back teeth out. Nope. And now I'm more used to that sensation. It's like, yeah, come on, bring it on. Turn it up to, you know, maybe not ten, but turn it up to nine. Yeah, I wasn't sure when I was doing that stuff to you. You know, I heard you moaning and stuff like that. But I was like, well, first of all, the most obvious thing is I don't get it. I know you don't get it. I really don't. I know. The only arousal, as I mentioned to you before, that I could get from what was going on there is seeing you being turned on. But the logical part of my head is like, How does she enjoy this? Oh, God. I loved it. Are you kidding me? I was restrained. Okay, let's go to the first video. The request was to have me with my arms above my head restrained, like from a doorway, that kind of a. So I'm standing. You came up and you're smacking me with the flog or like between my legs. I was like, oh, my God. And of course, you had me like, I was, you know, turned with my back to you. So you're doing my ass. and it was really good. That was really hot. I'm glad it was a good experience for you. When you unreleased me, I was like, oh, okay. And you're like, okay, we're going to go to the bed now. I'm like, oh, yeah, okay. Well, it didn't hurt that you had to take a couple shots of vodka to help your pain from your shoulders. My shoulders, yeah. Having a little alcohol stimulant didn't hurt. Actually, alcohol is a depressant, but we won't argue about that. Alcohol isn't as a depressant. I'll give you that. Whatever. Oh yeah, I was definitely, I knew that had my arms up like that would definitely be a problem. So of course I medicated ahead of time because having my shoulder in that position would not be, wouldn't be fun. But it actually was really. But I had no, I had no idea that like from the first scene. Right. That you were aroused from that. Oh yeah, I was. I had no idea. No. Like I said, in my head, I'm just going, how the fuck did I, Yeah, well, the second scene was really good, though. Especially when you got the Hitachi involved, and you had the flogger, and then you had the riding crop. That was the third scene. Was that the third scene? What was the second scene? Second scene, I was, again, smacking your ass and your boob a little bit. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, you took the riding crop, and you took it, and you flicked it on my nipple really fast. Back and forth, yeah. Yeah, back and forth. I was like, oh, that's okay. And you did it to my pussy lips. I was like, oh, yeah, okay. Well, yeah, again, when I did that the first time, when you were standing with your hands above your head. Right. And I just went back and forth real quick. Right. Just battering your nipples. Right. Yeah, you were making a noise. And I'm like, in my head, I'm like, is she acting or is that real? It was real. Okay. Now with these, I couldn't ask you because we were videotaping. Yeah, sometimes with these requests, you just have to. I'm sorry, you just have to fake it or just go with the flow. Because some of these requests you get from customers is bizarre. But this one I was really into. Okay. This one I was really into. Again, I'm just talking about my personal opinion, preference, whatever you want to use. I mean, I sat there and like, I don't get it. Oh. It was arousing to me. It was arousing to you. Yeah. But other than that. You've been like, what the fuck, man? Yeah, really. Man, no, I'm sorry. If you said, hey, I'm going to smack you, I'm like, fuck no. Yeah. Let me take this, you know, this riding crop and smack your nuts. I couldn't do it to you. No, fuck no. Well, I couldn't do it. I cannot, I'm not really a good dom. I'm really not. I'm not a dom either. You fake it, wow. I didn't demand you do anything. I just was acting out. quote-unquote acting out his script. Well, yeah, using the flocker is a form of dominance. You didn't have to say anything. You just used the tool on me. And you used it at your discretion, which was, well, you know me, so you can figure out how much force I can handle. And it was very good. It was perfect. I didn't do the green-yellow-red light thing. Oh, no. Because I know if I did something wrong, you'd go, fuck you! No, I wouldn't say that until we were done. What the fuck were you doing? I'm going to rip your nuts off later. No, that's ridiculous. No, it was a lot of fun. Okay. Yeah, I'm glad you enjoyed it. I really did. Like I told you earlier, and I really shouldn't talk too much about it earlier, just sat there and like, how the fuck can this be pleasurable? I don't know, but it is. I don't know. I find it. I don't want it every day. There's so many aspects of sexuality that I, you know, like cuckolds. I don't get that. I don't mind watching you play with someone, but if someone starts to humiliate me, someone's going to bleed. That's crossing the line now. And there's different, I guess, degrees of being cuckold. Sure. You know, like. But I don't think what I am is. a cuckold. I think I am more of a voyeur. Yeah. A cuckold, I think, involves humiliation. Yeah. Oh, look at him. His dick's a little, blah. I think sometimes cuckolding is also a bisexual act. They can lean into it. They have the husband help clean up or help get the guy hard or put his dick in your wife. No, I'm not handling that. Sorry. You draw the line there, huh? If you can't handle it, then you shouldn't be with my wife. If you need my help, then you're shit out of luck. I can help jumpstart your car. I can push you out of the way of traffic. I can help you do some shit around the house. That's one thing you won't help with. If you have something you need help with your dick, I will drive you to the hospital. Okay. Those who put their hands up and want to volunteer, these guys, hey, you have fun. That's great. Not taking anything away from it. Just not my bag. Right, right. I know. You got to own what you believe and what makes you feel good. I expressed to you, too. If you want me to do that stuff to you at a later time some more, I'll do it. But, you know, don't look for me to be, like, getting a bulge in my sweatpants. I thought it was very, very Erotic. Yeah, I mean, I can see your pussy lips are swelling. Yeah, yeah. You know, and... Like I said, when you took my arms down from the over my head, I was like, oh, okay. All right. Leave me wherever you want me to go. I had no idea. If you watch the video, it's evident. It's like, oh, she's in another world right now. Okay. You entered the pseudo subspace thing, huh? Well, when I was standing up, it's kind of hard because you don't want to, like... I'm not going to say black out, but you don't want to lose consciousness of where you are. But once I was on the bed, I was like, I don't care because I'm a safe place. You're not going to fall anywhere. I'm not going to fall anywhere, right. Okay. So I just let it out. I guess in the bed you kind of did? Oh, absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. Oh, yeah. How does that happen? I don't know if it's because of the sensation of the, mostly from flogging. That's when I get it. Like when you started flogging my feet a little bit. And my nipples, my pussy, it just... I don't know how to explain it. I am getting moist again. Oh, stop. It's like you just focus on the sensation that you're doing with the flogger. And I get most of that from the flogging is where I get most of my pleasurable sensations. Not so much a rhino crop. The rhino crop is a nice wake-up call. Like we use a rhino crop on my nipples or whatever. And it stings me back to reality. But then we start using the flogger. It kind of lulls me into that nether world. Okay. Yeah, you always say it's like getting a massage. It's like getting a massage. I find that interesting. I don't see the correlation. Oh, you don't? Oh, my God. I like deep tissue massages. No, this is nothing like that kind of massage. No, obviously. This is like getting spanked massage. And there we go. to my childhood. It's like, yeah, a different kind of spanking, though. Different sensation. But on that realm, I guess. It was very, very pleasurable. It was very nice. Well, I'm glad. Very erotic. It helps sell, you know, it's going to help, you know, people believe the video because... It's real. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I came really hard. If there was a camera on me, they'd be going, why is he rolling his eyes? Why is he looking around? Look at his watch. Yeah, I was. It's like, okay, how many more minutes are we going to do this? Meanwhile, I'm like, woohoo! Then he took the Hitachi. It's like all these sensations. You start out with the flogging, then the rind and crop, which is a little more intense sensation. Sure. And then the Hitachi, because it's a totally different sensation because it vibrates and it's pretty strong. Okay. You know, so yeah, that just brought up a whole other level. So that was already revved up. Well, and I was mixing them. Yeah, see, that's really good, mixing them all up. Okay. That was really good. That was a great thing. See, I would probably be a good Dom because, you know, they say that it's not for the Dom's pleasure. I got none. You got no pleasure out of it, yeah. No. Yeah, if you're getting pleasure out of it, you're a sadist. Well, I don't think it wasn't hitting you hard enough that... that I would be considered a sadist. In my opinion, I wasn't hitting you hard enough to be that. No, no. It was just the right enough. Right, hard. Yeah, I know. Right amount of hardness. That's what it was. Just the right amount. So often I have not been told that. But, yeah, I don't know. No. I don't know. I don't get it. I really don't. I really want to. You don't have to. I really want to understand it, and I can't. It's like, okay, we know so many people, man, they're all about that. It's like, you know, even like during intercourse, you have to ask me to smack your ass. I don't even do that. No, I don't always want that, though. No, but. Every once in a while. I don't do it. No, it's okay. I'm more in tune to. More sensual. Yeah. Sex rather than aggressive, abusive, animalistic sex. Yeah. I should do some research on it. On my own studies, if that's worth anything, I've determined that placement of your hands during different things are like pressure points. That could be. Like I've told you, one of the reasons I grab the inside of your thighs with my thumbs right by your pussy is when I haven't done that to women, not that they don't come, but they don't come as fast. And as soon as... There's this pressure point inside the thighs there that I can hit that generally kicks up the sensation. I can see that. I can see it. I don't like it when you do something with me. You don't lift me up or you don't do something with me as much. Yeah, because you are in pain if I lift your legs. Yeah, don't lift my legs. It's usually I lift the legs, go up a little, and then I come up underneath. Right. I have to cup this way. It's not the same. No, it's not the same. But it works for me. For those of you watching the video, you see what I mean. Oh, we're not videotaping. No, we're not. Thank goodness. Unless I'm wearing my garb that I wore in the videos, then that would be worth videotaping. Well, I'd be fine with you doing that. The problem was we tried to do a YouTube thing where it was just the audio and stuff. Oh, forget it. No, no. Because the audio was a still picture and they ripped us down. put it up someplace else. We'd have to bleep everything we talked about. Oh, yeah. Forget it. It's just not worth it. It'd be like, say, welcome to the beep show and then beep. Be nothing but beeps. Yeah, it's like a fucking Martian program. Beep. You might as well put it just someplace else then. But yeah, that was a really good little light BDSM, little flogging. Yeah, little, made me come pretty hard. So now, how does someone who enjoys various different things in sex, such as yourself. Sit there and go, yeah, this time I want this kind of sex. Is it like an appetite? Like, yeah, for dinner I want a cheeseburger. Yeah. Sometimes or sometimes the... Do you get in a mood that it's like, oh, I think I need to be... Well, sometimes you don't know you're in the mood until somebody does something. You're like, oh, wait a minute, that really feels good. Like, I didn't think I'd be into the flogging today. I was like, I'm not really going to All right, we got to shoot this video up. Yeah, it should be okay. I won't mind it. But I didn't think I'd have the reaction that I had. You know, a positive, you know, reaction. Was it more sensual because it was me? Yeah, maybe. I'm sure. I don't know. It doesn't have to be. I don't know. I have no official training. No, no, I know that. It could have been that or could have been that. I didn't think you'd be as, I hate to say this, but you were as good as you were. I thought, well, okay, you're not really into this, so you wouldn't have the interest on the skill set. Yeah, no, I didn't think I would accomplish. But yeah, you had a nice, when you're flying, you watch a professional flogger, they actually turn their wrists. They go from one direction, turn their wrists, and go the other direction. I don't really have that dexterity in my wrist. Well, I had to keep from smacking the camera. Right, right. But you did really well. I mean, You did that, that snap. That's what a good flogger does. For me, in my experience, my limited experience with being flogged, I like that little snap. Okay. And then I went like light hits and then little firmer ones. And then you did one that came like up on my pussy that was a little harder, which was really, really nice. Really nice. It kind of wakes you up a little bit. It's like, oh, whoa. Okay. Beginner's luck, actually. I'll take it. You got it. Well, thank you. Yeah, that little snap. It's a little harder. It's a little bit painful, which is kind of nice. And the part that really surprised me is you said I could have, you know, we were shooting a timed video. Yeah, I was like, I could have kept on going. It's like, wow, okay. Well, then later on I had to help you get ready for a dildo, so I had to, you know, apply some tongue pressure. The skill set, yeah. And that went quicker than normal, too. Yeah, that went a lot quicker than normal. I'm not a fan of dildos. I think dildos are boring and blah, but for this... But I have to work with them. I have to work with them. Yeah, I prefer a vibrator, something that gives me some stimulation. Dildos are just a hunk of freaking rubber in the shape of a man's penis, so it doesn't do a damn thing for me. Oh, is that what that's supposed to be? Yeah, like you've never seen one, right? Not that big up close. But for this particular assignment, since it was a simulated fuck scene, we used the stupid dildo. So getting ready for that. So did you get all fired up again editing the videos? Yeah, they were pretty cool. Really? Yeah, they were pretty... So I might get some time? Yeah, if you're lucky. No shit. If you're lucky, shut up. It's called Getting Lucky. I guess it is. It makes sense. Wouldn't be getting unlucky. That's just every other night. Possibly. That's when I go to work. I didn't win the lottery. I'm unlucky. I gotta go to work. All right. But yeah, it was a really erotic afternoon. Good. I thought it was a lot of fun. I like the videos that we shot came out looking pretty good. So you're happy all the way around. Oh, yeah. And the thing was, The gentleman that ordered the video also paid for the outfits and the hat. The hat was goofy, don't get me wrong. But I did really like the harness, the body harness was really pretty cool. Easy to fix because it's meant for a taller person. It's meant for somebody with a longer torso than me. So it's a little baggy through the crotch part. We'll figure something out with that. It was still very cool. Very cool. Very sexy. All right. And from my point of view, anyway. Well, in another week or so, the new episode. Wow. The new issue of Fifty Shades of Pleasure is coming out. And this one, mysteriously enough, is geared more BDSM. Yeah. Very BDSM styled. A lot of dark imagery. I like it. I like it a lot. So I just put it together. What do I know? Again, you're like, I don't know if this is. I don't know what this is. How anybody be turned on by this. Hey, there are a lot of weird fetishes out there. Oh, sure. Unusual. I shouldn't say weird. Weird, but unusual fetishes. As long as everyone's consenting and above and overage. Yeah, absolutely. You know, if you like getting your junk smacked. I don't. Bitten. FiftyShadesOfPleasure.com. It's free. We'll continue to be free. Clothes pins on your dick. No, thank you. Nope. That's not the kind of wood I want to get. No. Especially the wooden ones. So, and if you want to see who, what, where, when, and how Donna is doing. Oh, hotwipedonnalyn.com. Sorry. Yeah, easy for you to say. Oh, not today. I'm still a little flabberglass. Have another drink. Let's go in the bedroom. All right, everyone. Hey, stay horny. All right. Have a good night, everybody. 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