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university this is ed and this is phoebe today we're going to give you another elective course a house party review to titillate your ears for the first episode in 2020 we chose this episode because we have been, oh, oh so busy, buying a house, tearing apart the house, remodeling the house, and moving into the house, all in a very short span of 30 days. So it's been a bit hectic this month.
month yes but we managed to squeeze in some stress relief quite a few uh episodes of stress relief by the way you should definitely turn into the new year's eve event review holy crap that was good coming soon yes yes today we're reviewing this house party the woman who had the house party is a unicorn she's a good friend of ours and it was her very first house party so she really wanted a group of people that would gel well together.
So she started off reaching out to a few of her good friends and said, if you know anyone that you want to add to the party, you think it would be, you know, good fit or have a good time, go ahead and give them my information and i will send them the details yeah and they told two friends and they told two friends and we wound up with a about a 40 person house party yeah it was pretty nice good turnout it's a really good turnout it was a beautiful home oh turnout. It was a really good turnout. It was a beautiful home. Oh, my goodness. Laid out really, really well.
The dining room was converted into a dance floor with a disco ball. Mood lighting was all throughout the house.
The play areas had red light, so you look fabulous uh the outdoor area had a a nice like three-sided tent with heater and places to sit and the food let's talk about the food so much food oh my god She she admitted that she'd over prepared in terms of food but no one went away hungry no i mean there was enough food for probably a week and it was it was great there was a whole selection of different things a buffet if you will of yummy treats i'll add too that for for someone who's throwing a house party for the first time she learned from some of the other events that she'd been at yes and had extra uh towels she had extra sheets in the room she had condoms in the room she had lube in the room.
She had condoms in the room. She had lube in the rooms. So everything was set for people to show up, have a good time, and not have to worry about any of those kinds of details. She figured it all out ahead of time. Yeah, trash cans and wipes too. Oh, and I think she had chapstick.
She may have have even had hair ties there may have been hair ties as well this girl had it all i was like oh you've been taking notes it was great it was so today's theme for this episode because we've kind of started off on this buffet concept and then there was so much food we're gonna we're gonna talk about the party like a well like a three-course meal so we mixed and mingled and had some good conversation with a number of people there introduced ourselves and met people who we'd never met before right so new couples that we'd never seen before and it turns out that a lot of them were fairly local to where this party was they all lived within a couple miles well a number of them lived within a couple miles before the house party which was great for them it was a little further for us but it's well worth the drive I don't know.
lived within a couple miles before the house party which was great for them it was a little further for us but it's well worth the drive so we're kind of hanging out in the kitchen nibbling on a little bit of this and that and kind of strike up conversation with this one latino couple very nice couple she had these striped form-fitting you know very hippie pants i mean she walked in the room and that was like the first thing that i saw when she walked in her pants fabulous ed was like oh did you see that yeah hips curves great i know You know? Yeah.
fabulous ed was like oh did you see that yeah hips curves great i know just like caught my eye immediately long dark hair yeah she's very sexy very sexy beautiful woman yes um and a little bit shy on conversation but uh you know so a little quiet right her husband did most of the talking but she's still engaged in conversation so it was fun he was very sexy yeah nice nice hair nice short hair nice trimmed facial hair nice barrel chest took care of himself yeah worked with his hands he was uh he was a strong guy strong guy yep um and and also funny he he had great stories and because we were in the middle of i guess working on projects for the house well we had been talking about plans for the house and because he was in construction we were kind of exchanging notes and so we had some stuff in common it was great so we had a good conversation going so conversation's great fast forward to the good stuff right because upstairs you don't want to talk to death yes so we decided to ask them we're like, you guys want to go upstairs?
Did we ask or did you? Did they ask? I'm pretty sure I asked. I'm pretty sure I did. So upstairs we went. And the night was young. Oh, yeah. This was within like an hour of us. I know. So it's probably what? 8.30, 9 o'clock?
No, 9 o'clock no 9 no it's probably a little bit later than that but still as you know most swingers don't do anything until five minutes before they lock everybody out so we were one of the first couples to to go upstairs and play yeah so we did And we to one of the rooms and uh we decided to close the door um usually we like to leave the door open because we like to be watched but i think she preferred it to be closed which is fine yeah it's fine with me so kissing was great energy was great we started undressing one another. That was super hot and sexy. Clothes were coming off.
Her bra comes off and she had these great gumball nipples. Oh, yeah. Those were yummy. I see you pinching your nipples over there. Yeah, she was sexy. I love gumball nipples. They're amazing because my nipples are not that large. They're close. They are not that close. Hers are probably three times the size of my nipples. Well, you do not have insignificant nipples. No, they're your standard number two, you know. I think they're a little bigger than that. But yes. Okay. We will not quibble about the nipple size, although later I will confirm the actual size of your nipples.
Oh, we're going to get the calipers from the garage. Yeah. All right. I've got a precise measuring instrument for that. So, yeah, we were playing. Everybody was having fun. We kind of laid down on the bed and continued kissing. And he went down on you for a while. I went down on her for a while. We had some fun. Switched places a couple times, but. As you know, sometimes the drink will get to you. Yeah. He was very disappointed and. I know. And very upset. He was. We assured him that it was okay and it wasn't that big a deal.
And the thing was, he said he hardly ever drinks at that events for that reason and for some reason that night it got away from him and i think someone else poured him a drink and that always happens don't don't everyone let anyone pour you a drink because you don't know you can't keep track right right so and it it's okay it hit him um it happens sometimes but all the more reason to be very conservative when you're drinking because it can get away from you yeah and the lights were low i mean these were the red light in the room was pretty dim and i felt myself getting a little sleepy like in a movie theater and i'm like right oh no.
He was very disappointed that he didn't get to have sex with you. He really wanted that. He was almost angry at himself for not getting to have you. I know. I did my best to reassure him that this happens.
It's totally normal and that we don't think ill of him him in any way and he will always have a second opportunity yeah and if we see them again we'll definitely engage them in conversation and see what happens sure it's stuff happens and you always you always get a second chance yep so so appetizers we kind of left the room a little disappointed kind of hoped for a little bit more than that and we kind of you know had that in the back of our head and so we wander back down into the the main buffet area and we start having a little bit of conversation and the there was a single male that we'd been conversing with throughout the evening.
Very nice gentleman, funny, great conversation, and the unicorn that had invited us to the party was there. And we'd played with her a little bit at a different party and so the single meal was basically stoking the fire and i'll explain how that happened but we had a mystery meal okay can we talk about october for a second oh my god yeah i've been waiting for this we were invited to be guest speakers for two engagements on a six-star crystal cruise ship with 310 lifestyle couples. And it sails from Montreal to Boston during the peak foliage season. I'm super excited.
And honestly, I'm really nervous. Yeah. It's kind of a version of like a swinger Ted talk that we're going to have to do. I don't know. excited and honestly i'm really nervous yeah it's kind of a version of like a swinger ted talk that we're gonna have to do oh my god i know and more importantly if you know the brand it's llv luxury lifestyle vacations you may have seen them and they're sexy playmakers with their fun red hats this This ship, the Crystal Symphony, is classy. Butler service for every single room. Michelin rated restaurants. Full spa. Clothing optional. Sensual playrooms.
Like everything. Theme nights and international DJ. So it's luxury and nudity?
Oh man, this is going is gonna be great the bottom line is we want you there with us it's 310 couples and like all their vacations they book up fast they really do their vacations are extremely popular so please come with us and in order to find it all you have to do is go to our swingerlinks.com and look for the llv sensual voyage we hope you'll join us oh yeah let's let's talk about that before we get into the main course but conversations were were happening and a couple that we have known for years was at this party and six years yeah and and actually they were one of the first if not the first couple dates that we went on but nothing has ever happened and we run into them over and over and over again so we're calling this the mystery meal yeah mystery because for some reason we can't figure out why it's not happening yeah it's a bit of a mystery yeah well sort of he's a really really nice guy like the sweetest most genuine nicest guy ever just great and he's and he's terrible to look at.
I know. He reminds me of The Rock. Phoebe's been drooling over him since before we went on the date with them. Yeah. He's on a list. Oh, yeah. He's on a list. Yeah. But it's just never quite happened. When we first met them, we were new and they were new.
And so it was it was a little awkward and we didn't you know it just just didn't quite happen we didn't pull the trigger and neither did they but then like recently over the last couple years when we've run into him there's just been something off-putting about the the dynamic in the room and it's really hard to put your finger on but the way that they talk to each other the way that she presents herself makes her very unapproachable and it's very disappointing because she was super cute and i i was more than interested in her yes at the time yes um i still think she's an attractive woman yes but there's just it just feels off and i i don't i don't think they're on the same page and you when when i was observing their non-verbal communication it it wasn't friendly and it it looked it looked like they were you know having a bit of a tiff it happens i've seen it before but i've seen it before with this couple a lot at right at events so after a while you you go well maybe you know maybe they're just not on the same page maybe you know maybe there's something else going on here it just doesn't look like they're a team in this sport.
Someone's not on the same page. Yeah. And for us, that's kind of a mood killer. Well, yeah. And you want to be with a couple that's on the same page. You want to be with a couple that respect one another and look like they're in love with one another. and that they treat one another well and that you know each one of them is yeah it's just it feels like you don't want to get in the middle of this right yes because it feels awkward right yeah so it's it's one of those things where it's like i'm not sure i want to step into that room right and you don't know what's going to happen.
You don't know what's going to happen because you can see what's happening not in the bedroom. Right. And it's kind of weird. So you definitely don't want to do it in the bedroom. Right. So observing those types of things, it's important. So. So, yeah, that didn't happen again. Probably the 12th time that we've seen, interacted with them and just like, it's just not going to happen. It's just not going to happen. And I think we actually resigned ourselves at the end of that night. I think I gave it up finally. You know what? 12th time's not the charm. It's not going to be lucky 13.
We're just going to give up on this. And that night, I tried. I was working her because he said, because I did talk to him when she was outside and he was at the buffet. We were blunt.
We were like, we're'd be we're interested in you guys do you think that you know is that even he's like oh i'm in you just have to work on her and i'm like okay i'm gonna go work on her so i worked her and i worked her and i worked her no yeah she was just disengaged you know involved in a whole bunch of just and i don't think it was me i mean i get that maybe she just doesn't like me that you know and i get that and i'm okay with that but she just looked at disengaged in general with most everybody so right yeah it wasn't it wasn't just you there was something else going on too so so that didn't it is what it is we moved on we moved on no mystery meal for us that mystery is it's still a mystery we will never unwrap that package okay main course baby oh this was fun yes so we're in the kitchen I'll see you next time.
that package okay main course baby oh this was fun yes so we're in the kitchen we've struck out sort of once it was a base hit here we have the second attempt didn't happen at all womp and so we're like you know what let's make something happen let's make something happen the night is yeah we are like we were just like and so we huddled and we were like okay i'm into the unicorn you're into the single guy what do you think she was like the gears are turning and she goes yeah uh-huh that sounds like a great idea who's she me you oh yeah uh-huh right he's like because then we roped in unicorn so i get real close to the unicorn i press my lips to her ear and I whisper, how about you and me phoebe and the single male go upstairs and have a little fun and she said yeah that's a great idea she's been interested and so we we Knew that she was a highly potential opportunity.
Yes. Opportunity. Yes. Right. But...
And the other guy the single male had been talking to us throughout the night he was definitely engaged right but i want to say that i've never had a single male approach you and i before at any of these events and I really really liked that i liked that he didn't shanghai me alone right i liked that he approached us both i liked that he was respectful he was confident courteous and let his intentions be known and wasn't like over the top right and so he would approach and then he would go he'd leave and he'd mingle and then he'd come back again and he'd check in like a good salesman he must have done that three times that night yeah and by the third time I was like I was ready to go and this single guys is hands down the best approach why because it's done with my partner it's done with those things confidence respect and what's the other thing i said confidence respect and follow through follow through but it also gives me time as a woman to think and process right because while i may not say yes on the first time i'm gonna say yes on the second or third time well and it also feels very organic it's it's like it's like working a room you kind of right you say hi to somebody you introduce yourself and you go hey i'm gonna go get a drink if i see you around i'll you know say hi again it was very nice meeting you and then you circle back around later in the evening and it just feels more natural yes you're not hounding somebody you're not desperate you're not like right it's not a high pressure sale right this is a casual sale and it worked it did work it was it was awesome i loved it i'll i i'll never forget it it was awesome okay so.
Okay. So unicorns on board. Unicorns on board. Then I think single guy had the radar. And he just walked over, I think. And we said, hey, let's go. Are you interested? Yeah. Going upstairs. And everybody was on board. Green light. And in this particular occasion, we actually got to use the master bedroom oh because we were with the hostess right that was fun get the big room giant king bed so we wander upstairs set the the stuff out that we need, close the curtains. Well, we kind of looked out the windows for a little bit and checked out the neighborhood. Yep. But everybody started getting...
Risky. Naked. Clothing started coming off. People started making out. And all four of us were all on the bed at the same time it's so fun when you're all on the bed together i love it and it was great we were trying to recall all of the positions and changes and things that happened and honestly we don't remember all the details for it because it was just so organic. And it wasn't, it didn't feel like we were going through all these different positions. It just kind of happened. I do remember a couple of my favorite things, doing my bear rub. I like doing the bear rub. Oh, yeah.
I think I did that. And then I think I was humping his leg. You love doing that. That was so good good and then i was definitely doing cowgirl that was awesome yes and i taught him a few things with cowgirl you rode the crap out of that guy i did it was awesome looked great and the unicorn and i had a good time um she and I had been flirting for some time and uh at the previous party where we'd um not where we'd met her but we'd been asked to escort her to to look out for her because she was by herself at this party and so we were kind of like chaperoning her. But you've been with her before.
No I hadn't. You didn't get an opportunity to? No. We'd all played on the bed at the same time but it was another couple that got to play with her. So I was mostly an observer and at the hot tub she got to sit in my lap but it was it was all very above board if you will it was very platonic naked platonic you had a long that long history of long build-up yeah for that yeah and she was she was a little nervous about having sex with me But her partner had said, oh, no, you definitely have to try that. So she was looking forward to it. She was a little nervous, but it all worked out.
I really want to use the nickname that you got on New Year's eve go for it we'll give you a little preview to new year's eve um ed got the nickname quarter pounder it's great nickname i i haven't weighed it but oh that's a good idea i don't i people usually just measure i know oh that's it if it's more mass we'll just go with that anyway okay moving on so so unicorn was a lot of fun she had a great time uh it was her first party she got a little party favor at the end of it and by the time we'd finished and gone downstairs um most of the people had had started to to leave and she had a co-host so she didn't abandon the party.
But it was such a good time. Yeah. Such a good time. And so comfortable. Yes. And so fun because the whole evening had this nice, easy flow to it. Nothing was awkward. Nothing was unusual.
And it was really rare to go upstairs, play with a couple come back down and go back up again right so yeah we don't usually get that kind of opportunity and it was fun yeah it was a lot of fun we actually felt like big sluts that night yeah we did but uh that's okay it was great i'll take it i'll take it it was an all-you-can-eat buffet and we we we just served up several helpings yep yep we went back again gotta go back so what have we learned ed well we learned if you don't succeed at first, try, try again. Don't let one bad experience kind of overshadow an evening. Yeah.
Get back up on the horse, cowgirl. Yeah. And try again. Yeah. You know, so maybe you miss with the first couple that you approach. Try again. Let's say the first couple's kind of a miss in the room. Well, clean yourself up, get your hair fixed, go back out. Yep. Try again. Single guy was the winner. I told you what worked.
He was respectful, confidence, had confidence, and he was great with follow-through and and he didn't appear desperate or pressuring exactly i think that that's the key there observing other couples dynamics is going to be really good insight for you and them as a potential play partners. Right. So, you know, even if you don't get an opportunity to talk to them, just observing across the room, how they interact will give you a lot of information as well. Yeah. How, how do they talk to each other?
How do they talk talk to other people we saw that on new year's too where the the character of someone's conversation with other people will give you a big indication as to who that person is exactly why this party worked for us.
The setting great everything was prepped and set out attention to detail was fantastic all of the important things were in the right places plenty of food good mix of people and you know the rooms were set up for having a good time yeah yeah all in all an awesome house party and i can't wait for the next one she's actually had another one we weren't able to go to it because we were buying a wah. But we'll get to the next one. Yes. So in closing, we would really like to say that we enjoy all of our listeners and their support and their emails. We wish everyone a happy and healthy 2020.
Rest assured, we have lots of great content coming this year so stay tuned the whole year for your listening enjoyment more educational stuff on the way more educational stuff more destination reviews and party reviews we plan on having a very active here yes we will be going to costa rica in may oh so please come please come it'll be super fun yeah we're looking for as many friends to to show up as they want if you want to hang out with ed and phoebe oh yeah check out costa rica so fun and then in november we're gonna be on a cruise we'll be on the bliss cruise in november so if you'd like to hang out with us then we will be on a boat oh my gosh if you've never done it you need to go so much fun yep all right well here we go end of our first episode of the new year Here we go.
So much fun. Yep. All right. Well, here we go. End of our first episode of the new year and many episodes to come for the coming year. Thanks everyone for listening. This is Phoebe. And this is Ed. Before you turn off our podcast to take care of all the vanilla things pulling you away, please reach out and give us a review. I know mashing a star is so much easier, but a review is so much better for sharing your love of what we're doing with others. We would appreciate it.
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