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And use our code at checkout. And you guys, if you have any questions about the event, the resort, or what to expect, just reach out. I mean, we're here for you. We're happy to help. So once again, ticketforplay.com forward slash Swinky, the code SwingerU-VIP. We really want to see you there. You're listening to Swinger University with Ed and Phoebe, bringing you sexy lessons for sexy fun. Here are your hosts, Ed and Phoebe. Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is Ed. And this is Phoebe at Swinger University. Today, we have a guest speaker, Alexa, our first unicorn, well, on the show.
She will be sharing how she got started swinging, provide advice for the lifestyle, sharing some experiences and advice, as well as some fun stories. Remember to subscribe to our podcast, email us questions, rate and review us on iTunes, and if you would like to support us directly, we have started a Patreon account. We'd appreciate any support you would like to contribute. Please welcome our special guest, Alexa. Hello. Hello, Alexa. Welcome to our lair. All right. So, Miss Alexa, you are a unicorn. I am.
And how did you get started first story uh recently single and was fucking a man wanted a girl to join us so he said find one how do you find a girl i don't know how to find a girl so i was getting my hair done and i asked my hairdresser oh do you know where how to find a girl. So I was getting my hair done, and I asked my hairdresser. Oh. Do you know where I can find a girl? She's all, what for? So I tell her, and her question to me was, did I tell you I was a swinger? What? Wow. True story. No shit.
So the conversation ensued about sites and logging on, she's like this is what you can expect go home and just join you'll love it i swear so i did the rest is history which hair salon was this not telling you i need my hair cut i never did find a girl though so found a lot of men but never did find a girl god the luck of that that's awesome and that that was here in this area she still does my hair. What? Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Very cool. Very cool. We swear most people are like one nudge away from the lifestyle.
And we've seen it over and over again with a bunch of vanilla people going, Oh, we were playing in a hot tub once. Mm-hmm. Funny things happen in hot tubs. Yes. Yes. And apparently in hair salons. Not directly in the salon. But you find out about good things. But I found out about it in the salon. Yes. And so this was, this all started about, what, 10 years ago? Eight? Yeah, about eight. Eight years ago. Recently single. Like, very recently single.
okay so never found a girl but you got on the websites and so off you go so you're exploring and then what did you find what were you looking for i was looking for any man that i found attractive and that was nice to me yeah and my email blew up yeah blew up i still remember the first one i met he was super cool super nice went to breakfast made out my car in the parking lot and i was like oh this is cool um invited him back to my house the next day because my girlfriend was like don't invite him back to your house you have to meet him first get to know him first right now i threw that shit to the wind i invite him to my the next day, and we saw each other probably twice a week for a good two years.
Wow. Yeah. It was super cool. Super nice. That's awesome. Super hot. Now, was he a single male? He was a single male. Oh. Yep. So the swinger site kind of turned into a dating site. For me, yes. Yeah. Interesting. So it's like friends with benefits. Good benefits. Yeah. Very cool. Wait, what happened to him? As with most, they just kind of fall off after two years. Yeah.
You know, you're like, it's just the same thing that the new most winger is like the strange the new the random um so after a couple years we just kind of fell out we tried to hook up again and it just wasn't there yeah so on with another one Right, on with the next. On to the next on to the next yes next that's fun okay so this has been about 10 years now on with the next and so then your experiences are mostly with who? Couples or singles? Single males. I have great friends that are couples, but I'm not a bi-female, which is kind of prerequisite if you want a singles to join couples. Right.
But I'm not bi, so they have rules. Couples have rules sometimes that you have to be bi because the woman wants to play with the other woman right me i just want the man right so that doesn't really gel because usually it's the man likes to watch the wife with the other woman and it's safe because it's woman on woman and not necessarily the man's interacting so much with the new woman. It's more of a soft swap watch type of scenario. Yes. Got it. So not really fun if you're not bi.
this makes a lot of sense now right but once in a while you'll get a wife that is super cool yeah that you get along with and they're like take him take my husband because they trust you at least i put that vibe out I'm not here to interfere in your marriage right I'm just here to fuck your husband and then go so it works so how how often do you run into couples that have that you know hall pass type of scenario that they set up in their marriage not very often not very often it used to be a little bit more because i was higher rotation i'm not super high rotation now but um there's been a few times where they've handed him over one lady had surgery she was like you're gonna have to do something help me out here because right he's he's crabby it takes control of him for a little please fuck my husband so okay um but most of the time it's single males yeah but so what about single well what about males who are traveling on a hall pass that come to the area?
Do you find a lot of that? If they email me, like through the sites, if they email me, most of the time they say they're single and I highly suspect that they're married. Right. Which means they're not telling the truth and I'm not a big fan of that. Right. I don't care, but I would rather you be you be honest. Because if you can lie to me about not being married or being married, what else are you lying to me about? I don't appreciate that. So it's not my problem. It's not my thing. If you're married, I'm cool with that. But I would rather be told the truth. Yeah.
But they do contact me if they're going through town and i've met a couple of single males traveling through town and they always say hey if i come back through can we get together absolutely you know you see them once every quarter um kind of fun to get something different yeah yeah okay can we talk about october for a second oh my god yeah i've been waiting for this we were invited to be guest speakers for two engagements on a six-star crystal cruise ship with 310 lifestyle couples and it sails from montreal to boston during the peak foliage season i'm super excited and honestly i'm really nervous yeah it's kind of a version of like a swinger ted talk that we're gonna have to do oh my god i know and more importantly if you know the brand it's llvestyle Vacations.
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Couples that travel a lot or one partner travels a lot and they have the whole pass scenario set up. Right, the whole business trip enjoyment. Yep. Business and pleasure thing. Yeah. Fun. Yeah, interesting. Yeah.
There are, though, males that you'll see a couple's profile on a site and the male always has a hall pass and it's highly suspect so it's basically a single male saying he's a couple but that his wife never wants to play right it's easier to get female attention if you're a couple i think so you pose as a couple even though you're a single male yeah not cool there's a couple of them that i've run across and i just avoid that situation at all cost do you have any clues into that so other people can spot it it's if they post booty calls or hot dates or whatever they're called and he's always hall pass always hall pass because they can fake female pictures on profiles sure pretend to be a couple but if they're 99.9 percent of the time, hall pass, they're single.
There you go. So it sounds like to be a true unicorn, you have to be bi, which I never really thought of until now. I guess I'm not a unicorn. It changes the dynamic, at least. Yeah, at least yeah yeah and there are women who like to watch their husband have sex with other people and so that would certainly work but it's just a different dynamic yes yeah that dynamic is rare i don't think i've ever run across more than one or two where the wife is like, I want to watch you fuck my husband. Right. That's not typical. Just a couple of different times. Yeah.
We've probably run into two couples where I could see that personality or that dynamic happening.
one I know for sure that couple she's like yeah you know go out go have a good time she she sent her um husband to go comfort her friend she was like boohoo and she's like please go take care of my friend she needs somebody right and and if you don't feel threatened and you know this person yeah right i mean so off he went and they had a good time and she was totally great with it and it was like a public service win-win it was a win-win for everybody it's a goodwill mission yeah yeah so finding couples with that dynamic that works best is a bit challenging Thank you. Yeah.
So finding couples with that dynamic that works best is a bit challenging on the websites, it sounds like, on these dating sites, unless they specifically call that out. Yes. Yeah. It is. Yeah. So what now? Single males. They're easy to get. Yeah, that's true. It's like fishing in a barrel that's true yeah that's true they're easy to get but you still have to be super careful because like i said some of them um they say there's something they're not right you know they say they're super dominant and that's what I'm looking for. I love a dominant male, but they're not right.
You know, they show up or they don't act like they are. So you, you really do have to kind of vet them or weed them out. Um, meet them, definitely meet them in a public place. Yeah. Um, ask for pictures before you meet so that you know who you're meeting. Yep. If they show up and they don't look anything like their pictures, red flag. Do you have them do the, uh, type of picture where you say, send me a photo with, while you're holding a red pencil?
I pencil i have i have or i'll tell them to take a picture holding up your thumb and your pinky or you know something that you know somebody's not going to have that picture in their in their spank bank you know it's not going to be there so sorry exactly yeah so most of the time they're on the up and up um i think i have a really good gut feeling about people so um we'll chat for a while on kick or i don't give out my phone number highly suggest not giving out your phone number i have a burner number yeah throw down number whatever you want to call it a google number right with a different area code nice good idea so super stealth uh-huh yeah also very good tip for people that need to be very private based on their career or the area they live in yeah especially single females um you give me a phone number even a first name and maybe I think I know your last name, I can probably find out where you live.
I wonder of the Internet. Yeah. Yeah, Google's pretty amazing in terms of finding people and finding out about things. Yeah. So then how would you interview a dominant male? Would you ask him certain questions? How would you know that he's got that thing that you're looking for? The way he talks to me. Yeah. Dominant males have a very direct way of communicating. Yeah. Other people are like, so what do you want to do Friday night? Oh, no. If you're a dominant, you're going to tell me what I'm doing Friday night. Right. So you can see by the way they talk to you. Yes.
Kind of where they register in the dominant scale. Right. If they ask a lot of questions, probably not. Yeah. If they tell you a lot of things, okay, maybe. And then you can always ask for pictures or tell me about one of your experiences. You know, how did it go? What did it happen? And you can tell. Yeah. Oh, that's good. Hmm. I'm learning stuff. You certainly are. Ed? Not a dominant male. Tell me what you want to do. I'm a lover, not a fighter. There's nothing wrong with that. Absolutely nothing wrong with that. I am female. I don't need to be smacked and flogged all the time.
Just some of the time. Just some of the time. Just for fun. Just for fun. Yeah, I only play dominant when it's for play. That's okay, too. A little flogging here and there. I couldn't do it 100% of the time. There are people that are submissive all the time. yeah yeah no it's what is their life yeah it's almost beyond a lifestyle and become kind of like a core piece of their whole daily ritual even yep yes from morning till evening even yeah that's right when i come home I want my slippers, my smoking jacket, and you in the submissive position. In your collar with your leash. Yes.
I'll be home at five. I expect you to be exactly where I need you. Okay, sir. This might work out. Your drink's's empty can i get you another so much fun yes it is so regulars and one-timers i would imagine they you know come and go as people change and tastes change and life changes. Exactly. I like repeat offenders, as I call them. Just because the first time is, well, my rule is you have to do it at least twice, no matter what it is.
Because the first time it's always to be a little awkward right um so then the second time the awkward is over now you're just trying to figure each other out so if the second time is good keep going yeah right it's only going to get better but things happen people move people get married you just kind of get used to each other and then it's not fun anymore um but i prefer regulars but it's in a while a new one that's nice yeah yeah we do the same where we have that same perspective or mentality you know the first time isn't isn't always great yeah there's a lot of factors that play into that sure and so we always give couples a second chance if it wasn't great nerves situation just an off night yeah now first impressions count sure and definitely if you don't if it doesn't look like you're trying that that doesn't bode well.
But yeah, we'll usually give somebody a second chance or even a third chance, depending on the situation. Sometimes it can be really obvious that it was off. Yeah. So, yeah. Yeah, if it's a total bomb, you know. Yes, yes. I mean, there are some things that you don't want to see or do again and you know right on the first time if that's just going to be a no-fly zone from now on so you can tell you can totally tell especially if like i say i want to see the candy before i get in the van so if you know the candy ain't good, why do it again? There is always that. Love that phrase.
I'm so going to use that. You can. I'm stealing it. Steal it. I'm stealing it, Alexa. Yep. Alright, so do you find that there's any types of rules that you adhere by or other people adhere by? There's always rules. I mean, for me, I always ask about the elephant in the room.
When was the last time you were tested and most people will be like oh you know two months ago and everything was negative okay what'd you get tested for i find that people who dodge those questions probably have a story right right do i want to find out what it is no but people who are open and say yes i get tested every three months everything's always negative you know everything's always good okay continue our conversation the other one is protection right because people try to slide that in literally yeah right so condoms Let's do this. The other one is protection. Right.
Because people try to slide that in. Literally. Right? So, condoms. And if there's a falter there, you know they're like on the fence, and I don't want to be on that fence. So, there's that. So, do you carry condoms in case they don't come with one? Or if they don't come with one, do you get pissed and go, uh, no? I always carry my own in a plethora of sizes and brands. Perfect! And my own lube, because as women, we all know all the different biology classes we've taken. Carry your own lube.
Yeah yeah that way there's no question yep i agree and i'm gonna have the entire podcast on lube really oh yeah i've done a ton of research on lube we all have our favorite yep we do i have my favorite you have your favorite yes yes and we've pretty much tried i think everyone that's ever been produced or marketed at this point a lot of them i'm gonna do a spoiler on what your favorite is my favorite is oh i forget the full is it it's good i, it's good, I always call it good times. It's not good times. It's pretty much always good times. It's good, what? I think it's good lube?
And the uber lube is the other one that we've. That's my favorite we've had and i know a lot of people that like it ed likes it because it's why why do you like it which one uber lube or the good lube why do do you like Uber lube? Uber lube is, it's slippery, but it's also got a little bit of texture to it. So it gives a little bit more friction. Ah, yes. Kind of grabs a little bit more. That's my favorite. Uber is my favorite. Right. And I don't like it for that reason because it's not slippery enough or sloppy enough, I guess.
Which is the same reason some women don't like the lube that I like. so but I also am going to go into other other reasons that I like the lube and why I like it and why I don't like it because it does different things to your body as far as moisture so the silicone based lubes I'll I'll be at uber lube is the best one, in my opinion, out there. It doesn't hydrate your cells. So if you want something that's going to hydrate your cells, that's why I like the good of it. We'll have to make sure we listen to that one then.
Yeah, I go into all kinds of scientific stuff of osmolity and ph values etc etc it's very mind-blowing it's gonna be bam it's gonna be awesome she's done some work oh yeah a lot of research on that osmolality i said it wrong osmolality so your rules you've kind of gone through those and you've talked about couples and couples' interactions. How about some of the pros of the lifestyle? Personally, the pros. It gives you self-confidence. Oh, yeah. When people approach you because they want to get to know you, it's kind of a self-confidence boost. You meet some really nice people.
You may meet your mate. There is that, um, with the single male and the lifestyle. You also get to meet other great people like Ed and Bebe. Oh. So I have a lot of friends That I do Non-lifestyle stuff with So that's a big pro for me That I've met some great people And the sex So the sex has been good?
That's a hella pro Yeah Good Good sex is always Nice to have Yes And when you meet people That bring something different to the table I wasn't a squirter When I first started I didn't know what that was I thought it was something you did with your car and washing it you squirt water on it i didn't know and i was with a single male and he asked me about it and i i had no idea what it was turns out right everybody brings something different to the table yes and you find out new things that you like, things that you don't, things that you want to do again, things that you only do with that person.
It's a trust level, you know. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of like a buffet. You get to sample different things. You never get the same thing twice. Every buffet is different. Yep, never the same thing twice or never not the same way twice. It's always a little different. I totally get the only things that you do with that one person and nobody else because of the trust level. That makes sense. Especially in the Dom sub. Right.
You're trusting him with a lot yeah just flogging you can injure your kidneys if you go too high up on your back right right if you don't know what you're doing you could seriously hurt somebody if you're into choking you could crush somebody's windpipe if you don't know what you're doing. Um, just so many things. So it's a trust level. And if you don't trust somebody, what are you with them for? True. True. Yeah. All right. We've got some pros. We got some good sex. How about some cons? Cons. Sadly, there are some cons. Liars.
all right we've got some pros we got some good sex how about some cons cons sadly there are some cons liars i think we've covered yep people who say they're single and they're not people who say there's something that they're not right um 15 year old pictures look yes look nothing like what they say they look like right it's a rock star with six-pack abs and, you know, they walk in the door and, mm-mm. Fat Elvis. It went to six-packs to the pony keg. What happened, right? Yeah. Yeah.
And they just don't look anything like their pictures, their personality isn't what they were texting because keyboard confidence as we call it yeah you can be anything you want to be on the keyboard so they talk a big game but when you meet them they're absolutely not what they were on the keyboard so that's a con um single males flake a lot really interesting i wouldn't that's surprising they do huh they'll set up something and then friday let's go out friday okay we'll meet so i typically will check with them thursday hey we still on for tomorrow and usually that's when it starts.
Oh, I might have something. Not sure if I'll be able to make it. Okay, well, let me know. And then you don't hear anything after that. Or they just straight don't show. I've had that before. Sat and wait for somebody for an hour at a bar. No show, no answer. So weird. Right. So weird. So rude. That too. Especially since I don't care. I mean, if something comes up, just let me know. It's really not a big deal. Right. Common courtesy.
Well, and the alternative is you sitting in a bar for an hour waiting for somebody who's not going to show up right that's so not cool plus girls talk so if ed doesn't show up oh i'll be there so phoebe asks me hey do you know this guy ed uh- And he flaked on me. Phoebe is now not going anywhere with Ed. What? So, yeah, girls talk. Girls talk a lot about people. Oh, yeah. So that's what you're doing in the bathroom all these times. Yes.
I talked about how much talking goes on in the bathroom and all the great connections in the bathroom and apparently other things are going on in the bathroom too at some of these events yes apparently swingers like bathrooms probably i just prefer the bed in the middle of the room with everybody watching, but hey, that's just me. I'm just crazy like that. Your body language. She's verbal. I bet that's it. I should tell you this story.
When I was, when I had gone back to college to get my degree, my other I you know I'm older I'm at college with a bunch of hot young guys walking around oh my god it was and and I was so it was incredible. And so I used to sit in the parking garage and I'd masturbate and I'd watch people walking by and I'm, I felt so nasty because I'm like, they have no idea what I'm doing. They have no idea. And they're so close and they can't see me. Hmm. It was very hot. That was one of my favorite things to do. Parking garage sex is kind of hot too. Watching people have sex? Parking garage sex. Oh.
That, I've only seen videos of that. I would love to see that live. You're You're never just taking Ed to a parking garage and... No. Mm-mm. Hmm. Parking lots. You've done parking lots before. I have done parking lots. And I think the reason I haven't was... When I was married, we went to a secluded area. But apparently it was a well-known lover's lane and we're naked and I'm riding him and whoop lights are flashing busted oh yeah shining lights in the car window you're half naked his dick is out my pants are off they're asking us to crawl out of the car window, you're half naked.
His dick is out. My pants are off. They're asking us to crawl out of the car. So embarrassing. So embarrassing. Oh, my God. They're, you know, give us your license. Why are you so far away from home? What are you doing up here? Blah. Isn't that kind of obvious? What are you doing? Yeah? Blah. Isn't that kind of obvious? What are you doing? Yeah. It was embarrassing. The best trick is to hide in plain sight. Not that I'm advocating that. PSA. So. Hide in plain sight. Between cars? Behind the car? Mm-hmm. Don't park in some abandoned road someplace.
Don't park in don't back in that's silly just okay third floor Arden fair mall back parking no I'm just kidding. Roseville Galleria. Third floor corner spot. There you go. Yeah, just find something and don't get completely naked. Right. Plausible deniability. And one of you has to pay attention. Right. And I would imagine a dress would be the best. I imagine a dress would be best. Yes. I'm writing all of this down. Okay. Taking notes. If you need me to go and just make sure I'll watch for you. We'll, like, two-way walkie-talkie or something. We may need a coach. Yeah.
You know, guide us through all of those you know i like it key important tips i like this idea i got you that's fun could be some of my favorite videos are the gas station you know videos the beach scenes they're on the park bench. Yeah, all kinds of fun stuff. The one-butt bathrooms in the restaurants. One-butt bathrooms. You know, that's what I call them, a one-butt bathroom. It's like the door, and you go in and shut it behind you. Starbucks has one-butt bathrooms. Oh. Right. Right. Or family restrooms. Oh, yeah. Oh, I did do it in a family restroom. I did. People can't ask you.
Apparently, Phoebe's done it in a lot of places. I did. I'm going to have to catch up. Yeah. Sorry, sorry ed that wasn't with you i know that was fun family restaurants are my favorite yes yeah yeah it's my absolute favorite here's why we sail on virgin it's adults adults only. No kids screaming at breakfast, no family buffet lines, just champagne at noon, late night pool parties, and people who actually want to be there. The vibe? Think boutique hotel that happens to float. Tattoo parlors, drag brunch, restaurants you'd actually pay for on land.
Plus, when you're looking to connect with other couples who know how to have fun, let's just say Virgin attracts a very specific type of adventurist. No wonder Bread cruisers here, just your people. We're off topic. Yeah, but see, that was fun. Okay. Rules. We talked about rules. We did? We're done with rules? We're done with rules. Okay. Pros and cons? Yeah, we did the cons. No one's ever been weird or Here we go.
okay pros and cons yeah we did the cons no one's ever been uh weird or did you ever feel unsafe yes i actually got a broken rib yep it's a true story i had again with your gut i should have gone with my gut i guy. He didn't look like his pictures, but sort of kind of looked like his pictures, but not really looked like his pictures. I went for it anyway. And we were on the bed. He rolls me sideways and put both his hands on my ribcage and pushed down for leverage. And I felt it. Just. No. Yeah. And he was kind of being an ass at that point. Like, there's dominant and then there's dominant ass.
Right. So. I just red X'd him and told him he needed to go. But I had a cracked rib. Ow. God. Mm-hmm. wow god oh yeah so was did he leave when you told him to leave or was that difficult to get him to go luckily he just got dressed and left but wow i mean you have to be careful you can't just have especially if they're in your house right because now they know where you live if things go poorly they know where you live right so you you have to be careful. You can't just have, especially if they're in your house. Right. Because now they know where you live.
If things go poorly, they know where you live. Right. So you really have to be careful. Hotels are best. I don't like going to their house because I don't like being on somebody else's turf. Yes. I would rather them be at my house. Right. Than be vulnerable in someone else's home. Right. I feel safer in my home. I get that. Absolutely. And if you're going to meet a single male in public, always tell somebody. Phone a friend. This is who I'm with. This is his phone number. Turn the GPS on your phone.
I know I'm kind of going out there, but turn the GPS on your phone because if he says, Oh, get in my car, we're going to go to the hotel down the street. And he takes off at least your GPS is on. Somebody can find you and your friends know who you're with. If you can get him a license plate or an address, something, just something like that.
somebody should always know where you are this is these are the tips yes these are the things i would do when i was single and dating and meeting guys i did all that told a friend yeah turned on the gps and yeah there was a couple situations that were kind of sketchy, you know, where he went to take me to my car, but he kept driving. And I'm like, but my car is back there. Where are we going? And he didn't want to drop me off. And so there was there was an argument in the vehicle. Yeah. And I said, stop the vehicle right now. Let me out right now.
He did, thankfully, but I had to walk a good distance. Yeah. And I said, stop the vehicle right now. Let me out right now. He did, thankfully, but I had to walk a good distance. Yeah. Back to my car. That was scary. Yeah. You should always, always let somebody know where you are, who you're with. And the 20-minute check-on-me phone call or the hour check-on-me phone call, something like that. Right.
Just to make sure you're with and the 20 minute check on me phone call or the hour check on me phone call something like that right just to make sure you're okay you don't have to do that every time if i've been with somebody two or three times right i i know i'm good but the first time yeah always make sure you're safe. Very good tips. All right, what else you got for us, Alexa? Anything else? Any stories, safety tips, et cetera, et cetera? Parties. We didn't really hit on parties, but... Oh, yeah. How are the parties? How do you like the parties?
As a single female going to a party, first of all, you have to be confident enough to walk in by yourself because as soon as you walk in, everybody's like, single female.
Dun a party first of all you have to be confident enough to walk in by yourself because as soon as you walk in everybody's like single female dun right um just know what you're walking into because there's going to be people there you don't know people there maybe that you do know people are going to ask you for stuff people are going to ask if you want to play um if you're not bi chick thinks you go by right now there's a problem um there's always a fight guaranteed if you're trying to get with a male and female they're going to have an issue at some point and they're going to get an argument at some point in in your single female career, you're going to watch a fight with a husband and wife.
Oh, my. You've actually seen them, like, fight in front of you? Against my better judgment, he was super cool and she was really nice and she said, oh, no, I'm perfectly fine with you coming back to our room. Perfect. And this has been a few years. So I went back. She was going to watch me blow her husband. Right. And his stupidity, which is something you should never say to your wife. Oh. She should give you lessons, honey. Oops. Party foul. Halt. Action right now.
She got pissed and kind of got mouthy he lost all wood and i'm sitting there okay get up awkwardly get dressed see ya and leave um i saw them one other time at a party and she remembered me because she was looking at me like yep you're that girl yeah so be ready for it because husbands and wives argue a lot about introducing a single female into their dynamic or just be really bad it's sex, and then you won't have any issues. Right. Yeah. Because the wife's like, ugh.
into their dynamic or just be really bad at sex and then you won't have any issues right yeah because the wife's like oh i'm better than that yeah or just just keep your mouth shut as a dude and don't say anything like that absolutely yeah that seems so much easier yeah it does seem a little easier. And that does happen. It's how you say it. Or it's not saying it. So it can be communicated verbally. There was a time where there was a guy giving me the best oral I had ever had in my life.
And so Ed is over there listening to me, and he's going, holy fuck, what the hell is going on over there, right? So afterwards, he's asking me, okay, what was he doing? I got the notepad out. Tell me. I'm taking down notes. I'm like, okay. It was flat tongue. It was to the side. It was slow. It was. So I'm trying to describe it. I'm trying to remember because I'm just, I'm in heaven. Right. I'm like, I wasn't really taking notes during this experience. I was just in the moment. Exactly.
So I'm trying to go backwards in time and break it down i go i think it was this technique or that but we had fun experimenting so if you've got that kind of dynamic in your relationship it's great but i can understand how just the verbal noises from your other partner could be like oh i've never heard her scream like that right oh i've never heard him say something like that or right grunt like that or oh my husband's usually silent but for some reason he's really audible with that woman i could see how that would affect your confidence or kind of make a little twinge and you go oh that's not me or that doesn't happen with me.
those are things that occur that you have to have conversations about later yeah if they affect you maybe they don't affect you maybe just really turns you on maybe definitely have that conversation yeah figure it out i know be honest Be honest. It's going to happen. For sure. Yeah. Well, I've learned a whole lot. If you don't like the candy, don't get in the bus. Show them the candy before they get into the van. Show me the candy before I get in the van. Right. I ain't stupid.
I want to see the candy before i get in the van we have a similar policy and the our our kissing tryouts yes so if the couple can't kiss oh that's a rule that's pretty much a sign yeah that they can't well no that they they're not very good at kissing. Oh, I thought you meant no kiss. Well, that too. There's the no kissing rule. We covered rules, but we skipped that one. Yeah. No kissing rule, the he can't come in your mouth rule. Is it because he can't, or is it because you don't want him to? Because if he can't, yes, he can.
If you don't want him to because if he can't yes he can if you don't want him to okay different yeah couples have a lot of rules do you find that they do oh yeah we don't with single females now maybe with full swap no but when you introduce a single female who's going to be basically servicing your husband, there's a lot of rules. For sure. Interesting. Interesting. Girl, we've got to get you a man and get out of this single rule thing. Well, I'm hiring and interviewing. Okay. So. All right.
Submit resumes to Swinger university attention alexa we will forward actually no before we open ourselves up to just like a flood of emails just forget everything that i just said oh Gee, thanks, Ed. We'll get some. Send them to Phoebe. She's more open. We'll get some. I know we will. It's going to be awesome. We're going to get some. It'll be awesome. Oh, my. Mm-hmm. Well, anything else you want to ask, Miss Alexa? I think we've covered quite a bit. I think so, too. Did you have anything that you wanted to throw in at the end? Oh, no. Any offers, suggestions?
Well, I just got my offers thrown down, so... There you go. Nope. Fantastic. Well, thank you for appearing on Swinger University. My pleasure. Thanks for inviting me. Super fun. This was awesome. This was great. And we'd had some listeners who were asking about this, so this will help those aspiring unicorns and apparently single males. Yes. Ah, yes. Wayward bitches. Wayward bitches, as our friends refer to them. I'm one of them. Yes. Thank you, everyone, for listening. And thank you for appearing on our show. My pleasure.
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