Perfect on Paper… Delusional in Reality

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Speaker1: This program contains strong sexual content. No one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download this podcast in any manner. The host, guest, and performers are all over the age of 18. Rebroadcasting the podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the Hot Wife podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of Hot Wife podcast's the tea. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn and welcome to to my hot white podcast and of course as ever i am here with my wonderful husband vince hello and what are you doing over there uh looking at my little rechargeable spot oh your little rechargeable yeah okay that's what you're doing it's like you're always fidgeting with something when we do something like this well this is your show oh that's right well welcome we're recording my show after this one yes we are which is totally different totally different topic yeah and it might be good maybe it's called over cigar and donna is is going to join me on my show tonight, today, whenever. Whenever we put it up. And I'm not really – I have smoked cigars. I have – Smoked bones. I smoked a lot more bones than cigars. And I have had some bourbons that I like, but I'm not really a bourbon drinker per se. No, you don't need to be. No, but that's basically what you guys like to pair your cigars. But this is not that show. No. This show is something totally different. This is a show about- And there'll be no sex on my over-cigars. And none whatsoever. So, yeah. Sorry. All of a sudden, I just got all the people who thought about listening, they're not listening. They're like, oh, it's not about sex? No. No is definitely about cigars and things. It's about life. Yeah, it's about what people talk about over a cigar. What do friends say? In a cigar lounge, you're sitting around shooting the shit. What do you shoot the shit about? Everything. Yeah, how bad our wives are. Oh, absolutely. Oh, it's kind of like this show. No. Yeah, it is kind of like that show in that way. Sure, it is.

Speaker2: Absolutely. Okay.

Speaker1: So, I'm done fidgeting. I'm sorry if that bothered you. I didn't realize that bothered you, but okay. I mean, it's your show. You should be carrying on. It's not the Hot Husband podcast. Oh, as it should be. It should be the Hot Husband. If you want to make money, it would be. I'm not going be get into that you're very bitter with that aren't you no you had a whole song and everything that would really cracked me up i thought it was very good oh the intro song the intro song not like this one no you had a hot husband intro this is the over a cigar intro okay okay enough farting around trying to draw people away from your podcast oh that's what you're trying to do well show dominance anyway so um fucking winter's back i know we talk about weather all the time but that's the first thing we talk about yeah okay so we got that out of the way feels like winter's back just sucks so anyway info at Hot Wife Podcast there you go if you want to write to us comments share your thoughts comments likes dislikes whatever dislikes are generally me but that's a different story stop. Stop. Anyway, what do you want to talk about tonight? Ooh, there's something we've been chatting about quite a bit because of a certain person, and it is the pursuit of perfection. Yeah. And this is our observation with this one. This one is definitely a hands-on observation we have seen with this particular person who shall remain nameless at this point and her pursuit with guys that she wants to be with that are absolutely perfect. Not that she doesn't have a great body and all that, but, I mean, none of us are perfect. I mean, okay okay you all right okay all right let me take that back wow everyone that got kind of ugly real quick no i was gonna say i was going to say but you the fuck you're sitting with lady well everybody is mute button yes and I'm not afraid to use it. He has the power. I can shut you right down. I will get that. Okay, everyone except Vince, who is perfect, is not so perfect. So for you to pursue that perfection is kind of, well, superfluous, actually. Yeah, this individual, and we love her, don't get us wrong. We do. Sweet, sweet woman. She is, you may or may not know who we're talking about. We'll leave it blank at this point. She has this specific appetite. Good wording? That's a good way to put it, yeah. That she thinks that her playmates need to only conform to a certain criteria. Correct. If you don't fall on that criteria... She won't even give you time of day. Nope. Okay. That is not me. That is definitely not me. Then, no, yeah, you're a lot more open. Oh my gosh. You married me, but that's different. Because you are perfection. I didn't want to have to overstate the obvious. Okay, candle's lit now, so the bullshit smell will burn off. What are you trying to, who's bullshitting here? Me. It's why the candle's closer to me. That's kind of between. Yeah this individual um you know has a particular taste and she complains let's just use the terminology she's starving but she only wants to eat a certain meal right she this meal has to look a certain way right it has to taste a certain way it has to have a certain well it just has to be a certain meal has to be a certain meal. No, it has to be a certain meal. Right. It has to taste a certain way. It has to have a certain growth and length. Well, it just has to be a certain meal. It has to be a certain meal. No, it has to be a certain meal. We'll just put it that way. Yes. Well, then when she gets the meal... Uh-huh. Even though she's starving. And the meal was good, but the meal had too much butter in it. It needed a little more garlic i was gonna say salt you know the you know the sausage wasn't girthy enough that's exactly that's a good analogy the meat was a little flaccid it wasn't cooked well enough see we're going with this and you know she not that she doesn't look great but she's not perfect no okay but she demands perfection yeah she demands perfection which i find very odd and she got what she. You know, she got to play with a guy who was good looking. Right. And apparently they fucked like three times in an afternoon. Yeah, he came three times. It's like, okay. And everything else, but then when it was all said and done, it's like, his dick wasn't girthy enough. Okay, did you yeah did he come yeah we fucked you know uh you know but just it was a good looking oh he's gorgeous okay good body oh great body okay and um okay dick wasn't quite girthy enough that was that was her complaint it wait this is but then she also complains how her pussy's so tight she couldn't get him in anyway so how so he was so he so it's plenty girthy your pussy was just too tight she's the same one who like she can't even put a toy in because it hurts my pussy too much so then she met another guy okay here we go and this guy Thank you so Thank you. He had a hard time. Staying hard. Getting hard. And then when he got hard, he still couldn't get it in. Oh, she's too tight. Oh, boy. And she's disappointed about that. Not taking any blame for that, even if he had a big girthy dick, that he wasn't going to get it in there apparently anyway uh maybe maybe not it's um it's just a weird scenario it's like and we know other people that have like get enamored with someone because and we've talked about this in depth the magic dick yep the magic dick hey it's like hey you realize this guy you're with is an asshole yeah he's got a great cock his cock is so great it's like no one wants to be around you when you're with him nope but he's got a great cock again i'm having more of a relationship sexual and otherwise more than just with a fucking penis. If I want a fucking penis, I'll take a dildo. I'll get a dildo. I have a dildo that vibrates. If I want that whole, oh, I have to look real, blah, but I don't want the bullshit that comes with it, get a dildo. Get a dildo. Well, how would you put up with that bullshit? I don't understand. Now, don't get me wrong. The swinging environment enables you to pick what you want on the menu. Sure. And you can sit there and say, hey, I only want something from column B. True. You can do that. You can actually do that. But not everything in column B is going to be that fantasy that you want. Well, yeah, but we've also discussed there is definitely a, there is a difference between your fantasy and the reality that actually happens. So you'll have to take that into account. Some people get this delusion that they are above reproach. I guess that's the way I want to put it. Okay. Like, I deserve, I only want this. I am incredible. It's like, eh. Do you really want me to flip the page and read to you from the back of the page a shit that's wrong? Because it's not a page. The rest of it's a fucking novel. And it's not like we're perfect either. Well, well, would you stop adding me to your world? Okay, they're just me. I am not perfect. My husband is, okay? Thank you. Jesus Christ. Let's just go there. People are going to start believing that if you keep saying that shit. Well, here's the thing. I've had multiple. She was always amazed. Like, Donna, how are you getting fucked so much? I'm not as picky as you. I, you know, I'll go with this guy. Oh, yeah, he's doing this. Well, you've married perfection, so you're not going to surpass that. Exactly. So I just take all the seconds or fine. Or thirds, yeah. And also I have a wider appreciation of. Good thing you finished that statement. A wider appreciation. I have a wider appreciation good thing you finished that statement a wider appreciation i have a wider appreciation well i do have a wider appreciation what guys can bring to the table they may not be uh visually what i i think would be fun and they end up being a great time so you don't know because they were you know maybe they a little more time, you know, being a passionate kisser or had other attributes that are made up for the visual that might not have been quite up to my, what I was, my liking. Yeah. But I was like, oh, you know, but I'm okay with that. I'm, you know, I just... Like, I actually, you know, it's kind of related.