Sexual Sounds

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Speaker1: this program contains strong sexual content no one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download the podcast in any manner the host guest and performers are all over the age of 18 rebroadcasting this podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the hot wife podcast the commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of the hot wife podcast owners agents or representatives this podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice hi this is donna lynn and my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the
Speaker2: good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome once again to my Hot Wife Podcast. I'm here with my wonderful husband, Vince, as usual. I couldn't do the show without you, dear. Could not do this. Just because you don't know how to run the board. Well, that and so many other things. Okay. I'll go with that. I'm just glad you're here. Yeah, okay. Until someone better looking comes in. Well, then, you know, of course. You can just videotape that then. I still need you. Someone's got to hit record. Yep, somebody has to do that. I mean, I can't do that too. So welcome to this rainy Sunday. Cold, rainy, raw, nasty. Yeah. It's a good day to stay in, get under the covers, run top of the covers, and not just have sex all day. I agree, 100%. Okay, well okay well we're gonna end the show yeah we'll see you later guys i wish or uh edit i have been editing videos so that's kind of uh it takes a longer time than you and i've been cleaning up the mess of a refrigerator dying so oh i thought you were messing me i was like i wasn't that messy come on no we had the everybody goes through it
Speaker1: refrigerator dies and you got fucking food to throw out and then you clean out the shit it's like wow we had that back there oh yeah hey this is i thought hey remember we lost that little remember that dog we had we lost i found him found him it's the back of the fridge but um yeah so that's been a our exciting erotic day we were actually supposed to and we're going Thank you. Thank you. Bye-bye. lost i found them found them it's in the back of the fridge but um yeah so that's been our exciting erotic day we were actually supposed to and we're going to probably do it next weekend i think so okay um the couple that hosts that house party we go to um every few months um they are big into the bdsm or they like to call it power exchange um lifestyle and we are going to go up and record a podcast with them. That'll be next Sunday. Chances are, I'm betting that podcast goes two, three hours. We'll have to split it up. It'll be a part one, part two kind of thing or whatever. Super, super knowledgeable. Again, for me, it's easy to come up with a lot of questions cause I'm not in that world. I don't appreciate that world. I guess that's how I'll put it. Um, so, uh, when we have that discussion with them, um, that, uh, we will, uh, I'm laughing cause the ring doorbell just went off and it's, it's me. We're a little slow. I'm like, dude, how's that? It's like, oh, it was me 10 minutes ago. Yeah. It's hard to wave your faster than something. Yeah, really. So, yeah, we're going to pick their brains about the swinger life and also the swinger BDSM lifestyle. Yeah, I think it's really cool. And everything. And so because we recorded one a couple years ago with them when we were trying to do a podcast. And then we nixed the idea after like two months. And then a few months later, we decided to revisit it. And here we are. So we're going to record a new podcast with them uh looking forward to it we have better equipment now yes um and uh so we'll uh that's gonna be exciting i'm looking forward to that so yeah it's gonna be hot so with that said today's podcast is about
Speaker2: the audio in video or just being verbal the audio of sex the sound of sex done well by disturbed and uh yeah of course it didn't get as much traction the sound of silence yeah but the sound of sex is definitely hotter sound of sex is so much hotter yeah it's so rock they couldn't get a lot of airplay from it so most people don't even know about it's terrible what a waste the sound yeah the sound of silence is like where the sound of sex is okay here we go that's the sound of sex. Yeah, I mean, that makes all the difference. I get frustrated, and we've talked about this before. I'm with somebody, and they're not, they don't either, they're not vocal. Yeah, either they don't say anything, or they don't moan. There's nothing, and I don't know if I'm. Well, do you think it's because sometimes people are afraid they're gonna sound corny or they're afraid that they're gonna be too loud like when steven was here we had a playmate came by and i thought for sure the police we're outside fucking outside yes uh the way she was screaming and as loud as she was screaming i i expected a swat team to show the fuck up i i was convinced the neighbors were going to say he's over there slaughtering people because I think they think I do anyway. Whatever. Whatever. They can't find the bodies, no evidence. But, yeah, I mean, the vocal aspect, the audio aspect, sex um well part i find interesting is video can be erotic without sound but not as i agree but audio can be erotic without video sure or without visual without let's put that way let's say without visual yeah because you can in your mind you can fill in like what's going on and sometimes it's more erotic not knowing what's going on so you're like oh my god what are they doing over there she's oh she's moaning well is he giving her anal is she is she is he plowing her or what what's going on what's going on over there unless she's saying something like this you know yeah you fucking fought my ass hopefully then you kind I know. Yeah, you fucking full up my ass, hopefully. Then you kind of know. Yeah, you fill up my asshole. I said, no, I can't eat another bite. I'm already full. That's not what I meant. Yeah, and this is being done without bourbon today, folks. Oh, my God. He's so preventative. He's being treated for some severe back pain. So so on meds that i can't drink bourbon and uh so let's back up a little bit okay okay back up okay we've got a couple things i want to say one the show was actually inspired by our friend jay jay's supposed to be sending us some audio clips of her and her friend playing that uh she talks about it was very erotic like she gave him a blow job it was doing something different during which we're making to hear oh yeah that uh he popped in like under two minutes wow and he even said like what the fuck was that okay that's cool and then he returned a favor to her and because she was so turned on by it right so she has the audio file she's going to send us so i'm looking forward to that it's gonna be really hot um yeah we have permission yeah i'd like to yeah if you want us to do something if you're willing to uh share audio files or you know share the video file with us we'll just obviously on podcast all they can hear is the audio right um but um yeah we'll gladly play it but we need to have uh some kind of written written permission, sure. We're not just going to do that. That would be wrong. But don't do that. So the other thing I wanted to touch base with is we had a gentleman, Wayne, reach out to us. Yes. And he actually sent Donna two dick pictures. It was very funny. Very, very funny. Of course, if you're not in that age group, you may not get it. Yeah. Should I explain it? Well, let's back up. Okay. Okay. So he sent the email, talks about how he listens to us at work. Apparently he works where he can listen to it. It wasn't clear whether it was just out in the open or actually listens to us with like earbuds or headphones or something. But he listens nonetheless, and we appreciate that. So I want to quick give a shout-out to Wayne. Wayne talked about how he would love to get his wife into the lifestyle, but his terms is she's a pillow princess and has no interest in, just like others, that have expressed, yeah, men we know especially, oh my you know wife has thinks that's disgusting and there's no way it's a shame it's a real shame yeah it is a shame but a big shout out to Wayne and again I did so again was attached two pictures two dick pictures and Wayne is showing his, he's in our age group. Yep, absolutely. Okay. And some people, the younger people are like, oh, he must have a lot of gray pubic hair. Yeah, that kind of thing, right. Well, no. No, it's totally different. You want to explain it to him now? Sure. The two dick pics were, both of them were from the sitcom that was very popular in the 60s. And 70s. Yeah, I'd say late 60s, early 70s, Bewitched with Elizabeth Montgomery. And the two dicks I'm referring to were the first Darren, who was Dick York, and he ended up having some physical ailments, health issues. He ended up leaving the show. Left the show, and they brought in another Darren, who was Dick's sergeant. So there were two Dicks from the same sitcom. So he attached two pictures, one of each of these actors named Dick. So that's what that was about. I thought that was very classy. Yep, yep. Very funny. Made us chuck um wayne if you um want send us your email i'm gonna email you this but email us uh at hot wife podcast at gmail.com your address and we're going to send you out some spunk loot for that that was very funny very thoughtful so uh again hats off So, but then, again, getting back to Jay, talked about she has this audio of her blowing her friend. And also, apparently, audio of her coming to him. So I can't wait to get that. That should be pretty fucking hot. Yeah, that will be very hot everything she does is hot are you kidding me oh god damn there's little pictures and videos she sent me i'm telling you well i've ruined more keyboards yes stop that we can't afford to keep replacing them yeah you have to put a splash guard down or something i'd get like those uh covid fucking plastic shields with a windshield wiper. That would be funny. Yeah. But so the, yeah, so back to, you know, so that's where we came up with the concept really of the audio. Now, like a couple of months ago, Mickey was here with one of her playmates. It was more of a little private thing. And I set the camera up and I was having problems with it. And I flipped through a switching board to another camera to record with. It was just hit record and leave the room kind of thing. But when I did it, the audio source was set up to the original camera. So when it recorded the video of Mickey and her friend, I got no audio. And being someone who's heard Mickey audible, it really would have added to the fucking thing. And that just goes to show that the audio is so important. Yes, the video was very hot. We both watched it. It was very hot. But it's like, okay, what's going on here? Does she like it? Is there moaning? Is she screaming? We don't know know you don't know yeah you can't tell yeah so the the audio i i find enhances the video oh well absolutely again getting all you know it does um you know when you're with somebody and they don't have any audible keys going off to you about you know that you get a sense of what you're doing feels good or doesn't feel good or, uh, that they're coming. Right. Exactly. Do you remember that one playmate? I think you played with her here in the studio. I have to narrow it down. Yeah. But it was, it was a few years ago and you said she, you got nothing from her. Nothing. She didn't move. She didn't, uh, didn't moanan there was like nothing oh i guess there's been
Speaker1: a few women like that are you talking about the one who wanted to shoot porn that real tall one
Speaker2: no i thought she was the one that we ended up meeting at that uh that horse hotel oh okay yes
Speaker1: and and yeah no there was no no no audible no then i had the one that had tourette's which was exactly opposite it was another one screaming the lord's name out in vain that one actually
Speaker3: I'll see you next week. No. Then I had the one that had Tourette's, which was completely opposite.
Speaker1: It was another one, screaming the Lord's name out in vain.
Speaker2: That one, actually, you told me.
Speaker3: Fuck, man.
Speaker2: I wish we had that audio. That was just, you told me.
Speaker1: I haven't talked to her in like a month and a half or so, but I talked to her about it and said about doing her on air, and she's like, yeah, I'd do that.
Speaker2: Oh, my God. That would be very erotic, as well as funny.
Speaker1: Because she had some ankle surgery, so climbing the steps to the house would have been a problem. But I'll have to try to reconnect with her and get that. Again, like, well, the show we did from the party, that one was, you know, again, where I got to do the girl on air. Oh, yeah. And we've heard a few people say how hot that that was um especially if they're they're verbal and they're just if they can describe some things to give people a hint as to what's going on that's really helpful yeah so you get an idea of like what's really going on not that moaning isn't great and erotic but if they're also saying like how it feels that gives you more information i find that very fills in the gaps you know yeah i mean like you know we have a couple of video clips up you're not gonna be able to see them um but like okay we've been playing part of this one of donna with her one playmate where he's uh she's up doggy style well here and here again we might talk you might tell a dirty story right uh like we're not a story but you tell like one of your experiences and you you try to paint that picture right you know step by step oh you know we're down by the pool you know but okay you know the story of this one yeah i think i did describe it you did do it briefly again uh i mean this is just the last uh 36 seconds okay okay so you know you're starting where yeah i can't see down by the edge of the pool but but you're up on your up on all fours he's kind of like behind you he's up a little bit yep he's in your ass and uh he's you know pumping away so you tell the story and then we'll play the audio and see which one is a little more titillating.
Speaker3: Okay. Okay. Yes.
Speaker2: He's behind me. His cock is in my ass.
Speaker3: Let me just.
Speaker1: Let's see if I can turn this one.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: Just so many cocks in my ass. I can't keep them all straight.
Speaker1: Not at one time.
Speaker2: And the way he is up, it's like he's not just like doggy style he's like up on his on his uh squatting squatting more than anything so he can really see under you can see that cock going in and out of my ass so it's that's that i want you to tell the story don't
Speaker1: describe the video describe what you were going through um well geez all i could i could feel
Speaker2: behind me is this cock is like going in and out of my ass real really you know slow and then it starts picking up rhythm and i can feel like his balls like kind of like slapping against me a little bit and i can feel like as he's i can hear him moaning so i know he's really you know he's really in the moment and i know i i know i talked to him and i i kind of want to heighten his experience so i started talking about how i want him to fill up my ass with his cum and and you know things like that and i'm really enjoying that that sensation of his uh his cock going in and out of my ass and i'm hoping i'm praying for a nice big huge cream pie and as he comes i can feel a moan and i can feel wetness back there but i don't know exactly what's what's happening i can't i can tell there's wetness i can tell he came i didn't know how big of a load he came and as he pulls out i can feel a gush come out of my ass i had no idea how much came out all right so that took you like two minutes to describe right
Speaker1: so here's 36 seconds oh boy tell us if this is not more erotic if you just close your eyes you can paint whatever picture you want exactly the visual but here's the audio okay
Speaker2: oh yeah it's all wet back there
Speaker1: Thank you. Oh, oh, I can feel it, I can feel it, oh yeah, it's all wet back there, oh, oh, I can feel it dripping out, oh, It was a bubble. It was a pretty big load. It's still dripping It's still dripping So that was the audio for that That was so fucking hot Some of that weird noise was You guys were on an air mattress A floating It was like a floating raft It was like a double, yeah. Okay. So the audio there adds to it. You got the sense without even seeing the video. You heard that gurgle, that big cum load come out of your ass. It just kept oozing out and oozing out and oozing out, and then you get the bubble. You know, you hear him moaning. Yes. It's driving home the point that he's having fun. Oh, he was driving it home all right. Okay, well, then there's that. Oh, God, it was good. So here's another short video clip of this one woman some years ago we shot with. And she is going to town on her sweet little pussy with a vibrator. Nice. Okay, so, I mean, if I was to sit here and tell you the story, it's like she's a gorgeous woman. She was, or still is, I'm sure. And she has this beautiful little pussy. And, you know, she was going to town herself with this purple vibrator. So that's a nice story. It doesn't make it erotic. But here's this. What happened there? Oh, no, you ruined it for me I know Premature We're going to fast forward and see if she comes from home. Wow. Okay, I guess. Has he skipped over it? Okay, I guess she's not allowed to come, I guess. Okay. So anyway, but still, hearing that. Yeah, that was pretty, pretty hot. So then, again, if you've been listening to the podcast, you've heard Angelina on here a few times. Right. And her going at it in various different ways. So again, now the visual on this one is pretty hot. Yeah, the visual, I think it's one of the hottest ones she shot. Okay. For the masturbation ones. Yeah, where she's in these little frilly panties with her fucking, you know, concrete vibrator thing here. Concrete vibrator thing? If you work in structure, you know what that is. Fuck. Maybe these big vibrating things they put in the concrete to help take the air bubbles out. Oh, yeah, take the air bubbles out? Yeah, I mean, she can't deal with a fucking normal one she's got the fucking six thousand horsepower if there was drag racing fucking vibrators this would be one of them absolutely okay so jackhammer well and again we heard her and this is how she is this there is no um front she is this way and but uh i mean now again you can hear again if you just listen to the audio you can hear her fucking I don't want to say excitement but it's like arousal level yes slam me over and spank my ass that's right smack it slap it spank it.
Speaker2: Ooh, the rougher the better. That's right.
Speaker3: Mm-hmm.
Speaker2: Give it to me. Is that what you want?
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: Rip these panties off of me. That's right. Rip them off of me. Rip those panties off.
Speaker3: Oh!
Speaker2: As always, I love to be tired. Fuck me all the hot guys through now. Here we go. Ready? You gonna make me cum? You going to make me cum? Oh, oh fucking gosh. Oh, my fucking gosh. Oh, my fucking gosh. Yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, she takes a pill and she puts it over her face you know trying to muffle it doesn't help she was talking to me the other day and she said she was so horny she started masturbating uh-huh and you know and again she's not quiet she is not a quiet individual and then she said she was so horny, she started masturbating. Uh-huh. And, you know, and again, she's not quiet. She is not a quiet individual. And then she said she heard a noise. So she got up and looked out the window. She forgot her window was open in her house, her bedroom window. Oh. And the Amazon guy made a delivery outside. He got, she said, no way. He didn't hear me fucking coming over and over again he probably was like oh what's going on you'll be guaranteed that your packages would be in good shape they're gonna you know the delivery guy did make a delivery in his pants probably yeah in his pants yeah but oh my god yeah she's another one he's not quiet at all i mean she's she's pretty loud oh obviously yeah she's beyond loud she's but not as loud as the young lady that was up there with steven on their veranda she was blood-curdlingly loud yeah yes she was you know what i might be able to get that oh you would be a master i think i have that somewhere somewhere. I think I do. That was crazy. She kept taking like the shirt and like stuffing it in her mouth. A very. It was like, yeah, there was no way the neighbors didn't hear that. She was screaming at the top of her lungs. you know it was it was hot i just wish we had didn't have neighbors well luckily they're kind of far away kind of far away but like if they're talking i can hear them so if our neighbors were screaming if i can hear them they can certainly hear us now we're of the house and we're kind of, you know, on the other side of the house with them. But then the other neighbors would definitely hear us. So I don't know.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: Yeah, I'm sure our neighbors have heard screaming. They're like, oh, they're having sex on their fucking property. Do you believe that? They're having sex outside. How dare they? Well, I think the one neighbor in particular would be like, they're having sex outside how dare they well i think the one neighbor in particular would be like they're having sex what's that honey turn put your fingers in your ears i don't want you to hear that put your headphones on i'm gonna play this subliminal music you don't want to have sex you don't want to have sex but uh yeah you're still looking for i can see that um yeah it should should be one place it's not there in the way okay all right so here we go oh uh let's see i can tell by the i can kind of see the videos little thumbnail yeah that's it that's me doing her and then there's me in there somewhere, yeah.
Speaker1: I don't know. I have to wait to get to the point where... Okay, let's see.
Speaker2: She looks like... Oh, too. She's even got the dogs going. Oh, my God.
Speaker1: And that orgasm is brought to you by Utah Steve. She's trying to squelch. You can tell on her face she's trying to squelch. It's like, nope, that's not going to happen. She might have tried, wasn't working. But, yeah, I mean, that's so much more erotic than like just someone or some of the women that you've played with that just don't well i think some of the guys i play with and there's nothing there's nothing there nothing no no yeah no response no verbal in all honesty nothing we first got together both of us weren't very verbal with stuff no that is definitely and i think we've kind of got the comfort level right right i think it might be what it is um you know i mean i've always um mentioned when i was going to come right you know because if a woman's blowing you and you know um yeah and i've always i've always found too like even during intercourse if you sit there if one of you tells the other one you're about to come it kind of spurs on the other one a lot of times i agree you know i mean if you ever want to try coming together i think one of the keys is tell us like i'm gonna come soon i'm gonna come soon and then usually the other one's like oh fuck yeah fuck it then yeah next thing you know it could happen yes it can you know if you sit there and like oh my god when i came five minutes ago what when i came five minutes when i came last week yeah that's um yeah there's those kind of cues i think help with your own excitement level but also with your partners. I find it both ways. If I'm telling my partner something, I can tell he's getting excited and that in turn gets me more excited. So it feeds to it. Well, it's a multitask thing. It's the visual, the audio. I agree. Other other sensors other senses kick in right you know i mean it all depends on what you're doing yeah yeah i agree and i think they all do play together but i i mean like you like when a guy's fucking you like to be able to see it yes i i do well the thing is the cool thing with that is you can see it as well as feel it and hear it so So it's like I'm watching porn, but I'm also in the porn because I can actually feel the porn. I can actually feel everything. So it's cool. Sure. I love that. I love that. I find that very erotic. Yeah, I think, again, even like there's been times when you've been on a hot date. And i'll be sitting in the living room right you're in the bedroom and i can hear you having fun it's very erotic right oh that's true and but you don't know quite what's going on until we talk later on and then later on and it's just like just the fact that i know that you're having fun or i'll hear him moan or something like that right it's erotic it know that i know it's like okay you're doing something to him that he's enjoying right exactly you know so um but those parcheese games get out of control well it's a full contact parcheese yep that's a highly underrated game i know and nobody plays that anymore yeah you're not paying you're playing operation but i don't even know if i even know how to play parcheesi anymore to be honest with you uh i have a vague recollection of it yeah not important no not important at all it'd be more like uh this is not the hot parcheesi podcast although twister could be a very erotic game oh sure naked twister you always see spoofs on that yeah it's erotic watching people bend in different ways yeah until some guy with a hairy asshole wants to bend over and you got that fucking big old hairy moon thing staring at you it's like oh okay that does game over won. Yeah. You know, yeah. Everybody falls down. Naked Twister's only good with, like, hot women. It's not, you know what guys do in that shit. You don't want to see their fucking bunghole in the air. No, no. Who wants to see a man's rectum? I mean, other maybe gay men or bi men. Sure. Okay, so for them, it's a thing. It's a thing. But for the rest of us, like... Well, it might be kind of cool, like, if you're in a position and it's got this dick banging in their face. Oh, sure. That'd be kind of fun. But I'm just saying, okay, if you're sitting there as a spectator watching this, if I'm watching, like, three or four hot women play this game, venting all positions, it's like, oh, that's pretty hot. That's pretty hot. You know, tangle up in that, you know. Yeah, it is. Might be the salt on that pretzel. But then, okay, so you throw a guy in there.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker2: It's okay if you're playing the game.
Speaker1: All right, well, it's fine as long as he keeps his ass aimed at the other direction.
Speaker2: Depends, you know. It says, you know, right handle red, and that just happens where his ass is.
Speaker1: Then all of a sudden, okay, I've got to look away. I have to go get another drink.
Speaker3: Bye.
Speaker2: You may have to move your seat.
Speaker1: But it's like okay um you know he's there and all of a sudden like his dick's dangling in your face another woman's face and it's like okay that's hot that's kind of sexy you know or if he's like kind of in a crab type position and you have to, you know, like straddle him or something, that's hot. That's the fantasy of it all. But, you know, the truth is it would wind up being like, it'd be like two men, two women playing. The women would get knocked out and then I got to watch two guys bending over. That might be a deliberate. And also one guy's dicks and the other guy's fit nah man game over if I was playing Twister like that and it came down to me
Speaker3: one guy
Speaker1: I'd fucking just fall over I'm out
Speaker3: I'm done
Speaker1: you won
Speaker2: good game
Speaker3: you won
Speaker1: yeah I just don't see that being a game for like only one guy the rest could be women
Speaker2: okay yeah
Speaker1: you can't you can't have two guys and two women playing that that's gotta be
Speaker2: one guy
Speaker1: one guy and three women or all women
Speaker3: okay
Speaker1: Thank you. three women okay yeah you can't you can't have two guys and two women playing that that's got to be one guy one guy and three women or all women okay i see your point if you were that persuasion that you prefer the guy thing it works for you god bless you but same personally it doesn't work for you huh no not for me but i'm securing my sexuality I'm just telling you what would kind of kill my mood.
Speaker2: Big old hairy bunghole would kill your mood?
Speaker1: Any bunghole. Any man's bunghole. I don't need to see a guy's bunghole.
Speaker2: It's like, oh, man.
Speaker3: You know?
Speaker2: The look on your face.
Speaker1: Yeah, it's like I bit into a bitter lemon.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: You're like, mm. Yeah, not for me. It's like I bit into a bitter lemon. Yeah. You're like, mmm.
Speaker1: Yeah, not for me.
Speaker4: It's just a little thing.
Speaker1: That's okay. For those who that sort of thing, God bless you, man.
Speaker3: Go with it. But,
Speaker1: I think I just threw up my mouth.
Speaker2: Just a little bit.
Speaker1: Oh, it was a lot.
Speaker3: So. Okay. So,
Speaker2: to conclude, the audio helps enhance
Speaker1: Thank you. but so okay so that to conclude the audio helps enhance everything oh i think audio i think audio is probably very very underrated yeah i think you're right you know i think you know um well phone sex how big and popular is phone sex for how many years yeah yeah absolutely yeah i mean it was a lot of years of that was people made millions of dollars off of phone sex right right you know um you know for whatever reason i've had plenty of women like oh my god your voice like my voice is nothing you know you worked in the office women yeah i think i said i've had people like i said i've had women tell me that i have a great voice i mean even jay said oh i love your voice on the radio it's like okay i to me it's just my voice i don't know any different right when i've heard it i still sit there go that this sounds like me i you know it's no it's it's very nice very nice that's great until i yell it to what you then i then you claim i do that all the time according to you well you don't really yell you know you know it oh i would know it yes you would make those young ladies with their screaming orgasms like nothing that you couldn't even hear them with your probably not your loud voice yeah anyway um but uh yeah i think people i think it's a very highly i mean i i still think phone sex is um it's a great form of teasing very erotic um the audio kind of thing and you know and now like in text messaging you can actually send a little audio file in that you know so that can be kind of a neat little titillation oh yeah just be careful who's around you when you listen to it unless you have earbuds in yeah exactly he may get a Yeah, make sure your earbuds are juiced up so they don't run out and all of a sudden it plays on your speaker.
Speaker2: Oh, my God.
Speaker3: It would be terrible.
Speaker1: In your ears, you're hearing, oh, honey, I want to. And all of a sudden your battery gets dead and out loud it's like, suck your little dick.
Speaker3: What the fuck?
Speaker2: Let's hope they're not saying little.
Speaker1: Well, it depends what you're saying, too.
Speaker2: That's true.
Speaker1: Some guys like to be humiliated, too.
Speaker2: Again, there's something for everyone out there.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: That's for sure. It feels weird doing a show without some bourbon.
Speaker2: I know. It's just so lack.
Speaker3: It's like something missing.
Speaker2: Something is definitely missing.
Speaker1: It's like getting a blowjob without a mouth on your cock.
Speaker2: Yeah, well, then it won't be much of a blowjob now, would it?
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Speaker3: uh,
Speaker1: go to hot wife,
Speaker3: Donna, win. Dot com.
Speaker2: And it's L Y N N.
Speaker3: Yep. And, uh, you know, we'll see. But, um,
Speaker1: so I think we covered the audio thing.
Speaker2: I think we have.
Speaker1: I need to kick it to death.
Speaker3: No, it's fine.
Speaker2: These are good clips though.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: Cracking up about them.
Speaker3: Yeah. Thank you. I think we covered the audio thing. I think we have. We don't need to kick it to death, do we? No, it's fine. These are good clips, though. Yeah.
Speaker2: Cracking up about them.
Speaker1: Yeah, we'll have to get the girl with Tourette's in here.
Speaker2: Oh, my God. You only told me about that. I did not hear it firsthand because you didn't.
Speaker1: Yeah, there was no recording.
Speaker2: There was no recording, so.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: No video, no audio. Oh, yeah. Oh, it i'm i still giggle at that one i can imagine but uh yeah so i'm gonna say goodbye and uh until next show all right
Speaker2: everybody have a great night We'll see you next week.