I will do this for you

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good the good the bad and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast um what i'm just looking at my husband yeah should i say the same way yes i'm here with my wonderful husband vince hey i wanted to do something different as soon as i started looking at you i started to laugh so whatever i'm used to that oh well you know that's what i get from you and most women i'm not laughing at you yeah sure i'm laughing at you yeah because i'm not laughing with you because you're not laughing so so um what's going on recording this podcast today and you just had a little interesting little oh I mean, the last podcast we recorded, we talked about this guy.

I got to clear my throat. Oh, see, I did that earlier. And I'll take it from here. Yes. Well, you're not on, babe. I'm still muted. There we go. He was one of the ones that you gave a bunch of firsts to. Yes, I did. And you gave him another first today. Yes, I did.

That was his today yes i did that was his request right it was his whatever i'm i'm game apparently i have it on video he's like i want to have my ass eaten because he ate my ass last time that was is it really eaten or is it licked it's really licking but they call it eating but i was like huh i'm not really big on doing rim jobs but um i was like yeah okay i'll do that for you i mean you know it'd be kind of fun i said just make sure it's really clean and if you're hairy shave it up and he's like oh i'll shave it up there was nothing it was fine you know i'm not crazy i run a razor around my nuts and my shaft but i get a little more nervous around my rectum oh really you just bend over i shave it like whenever i feel i just yeah i just both sides i don't know just trying to shave something i can't see i go by feel that's the problem i just i have nerve damage in my hands wow where's that blood't that great.

Wow, where's that blood coming from? Jesus Christ. Going to the emergency room, I need you to sew something up. How do you explain that one? My wife attacked me with a razor. I was trying to shave a little bit of hair off my asshole so it's nice and smooth. My wife does her rim job. She doesn't like the hair. I'm shaving it up. It's like, oh, my God. There's so much wrong with that one. Explain that one to workman's comp. I don't know. As long as it doesn't happen at work, you don't have to worry about it. Okay. Of course, I can't come in. I had 18 stitches put in my asshole. I can't sit.

Wow, you must have really been backed up. No, I was shaving my ass and my wife would give me a rim job. Too much information there. He goes, yeah, I've done that. You take the time you need. So, you shaved your ass, huh? So, you like rim jobs? Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. We're giving you a promotion. You've given me a raise. I'm giving you a promotion. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Yeah. I liked having my ass eaten, so that was kind of cool. I like my ass left alone. Well, that's you. I like anal, so I'm having rim jobs or whatever.

It's it's all ass play it's all anal play it's fine you know having it fingered or he was like um he like it was pretty cool he's fingering my ass and then he spit in so i had to get like more lubricant so it was kind of cool i heard the echo yeah i'm sure you did well the thing is he should have reached like bouncing a rock down a hallway no no while he was spitting he should have used spunk lube because where can i get that at spunklube.com or for right the side of our bed well if if i could get a discount that'd be a great thing it would be you would just have to use hot wife in the uh now is that one word yes it's one word okay and would i apply that like at the shopping cart when i go to checkout probably that's what i would do how much would i get off my order i think it's about 10 wow and you said that's spunklube.com spunklube.com you said it's like a non-sticky lubricant that's what i said no.

No, I think you're actually, you're saying that. Oh. But. Wow. So if one was inclined to need a great lubricant. Right. Go to spunklube.com. Spunklube.com, right. And then at the end, like after you place your order. You can type in hot wife. All one word? All one word. In the discount code? Yeah, I would think that's where you would do it. And I'd get 10% off? That's what I've heard. Wow, that's pretty incredible. Yeah, this is the news from the down low. They said 10% off. Wow, that's pretty cool. It's a secret society whispering it to us. And if I buy some, can I email you? Yes.

How would I reach you with email? Hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com. Really? Yes. That's pretty handy. That's pretty handy. I had to think for a moment because I'm used to using my DLIN for everything else. Okay. Cool. Yeah, so you had a little fun earlier for before the podcast and uh yes actually i did so i was uh got a little dog here waiting to go out again she was just out but you know she probably wasn't a treat a little fat shit well yep getting um going back to the sexy stuff about eating his ass. I don't do that often. So this is probably maybe the second time I've done it. Really?

Yeah, I'm not much of an ass eater. I know. Trying to cut back? Yeah, yeah. It's not part of the keto diet. No. Is there carbs in ass? Maybe more than I would want. But yeah, it's not really my thing. But it was fun tonight, though. I mean, I really... He liked it. I think it was his. As much as it didn't wow me, he was very responsive. Oh, yeah, he was very responsive. That's what he wanted to do. And that's where I was, you know, I thought, okay, it's not something I'm necessarily into. But it was a lot of fun.

It was a lot more fun than i thought especially since he was like so you know he was like a little kid about it you know oh my god he was like fucking purring yeah that's okay that's a good way to put it nothing of it enticed me to ever want to have it done everybody's different everybody has their own thing and if you can't be true to yourself then oh no and i i'm not arguing yeah yeah it's i just yeah you're not i found the position to be humiliating to me too yeah just like it's all okay now i'm ready for colonoscopy yeah i don't i'm actually a colonoscopy it's hey those who enjoy it that's great I'm not bashing that I'm only speaking for myself I just know it's bad enough you seeing me naked with my ass in the air I don't know how else I could have eaten his ass I'm just saying I'm starting with the most rudimentary part the visual no you're not doing that I'd also be afraid I don't know.

his ass. I'm just saying I'm starting with the most rudimentary part the visual is like no you're not doing that I'd also be afraid because of that position like a little gas pocket could be released that's always a possibility it happens to the best of us it's better if I just don't do it because I can end things pretty quick with a little oops sorry I don't know., oops, sorry. I had to let that one out. A little rosebud. Oh, no, no rosebuds, please. That's just gross. That's just gross. See, she didn't have to go out. She just wanted another treat. No, you're not getting another treat.

Get away. Damn dogs. So, yeah, it was actually a really really good time and actually this kind of segues into the topic for tonight actually as funny as that may be yeah it kind of does when i was talking about it yes i i kind of did something for him it's kind of the topic but not the purpose of the topic the topic that we came up with is, you know, I'll do it for you. Right, and that's exactly what I did today. It's meant to be more like your significant other, but in this case, it applies for friends. It could apply for friends or whatever. I did this for you. Yeah, I mean.

And the concept of the topic is, we'll start with significant other. If they're into something that you're not into, like yesterday we shot a video with another guy for you that involved humiliation. And he even said he's not really into it. You did a good job. I guess. He degraded me in such a great way.

Until I see him make you cry i don't think made you throw up well yeah my gag reflex is what it used to be i'll leave it go at that but um i'm trying to deep throw it i really was trying oh well yeah it happens sometimes but you know so if there's something your significant other really finds erotic, you don't. A good example is like what you did yesterday or today. If you said to me, hey, humiliate me, I can't do it. I mean, I do it on air, but that's a different time. Okay, that's different. Okay, just not in the bedroom. All right.

I'm just not, I mean, it's one of those things like, I mean, you want to do things for your significant other because you love them. Right. But at what point do you go, I can't do that? Thank you. Yeah, okay, I get it, yeah. You're mad at me, then cock-sucking, cum-guzzling the word. Then it's just, you know, romance. At that point. But, you know, people that are into, like, cuckolding, where they, like, oh, I'm fucking this guy because you're a little dick. It's like, no, I don't need you to fucking belittle me. How is that? Personally, I'm only speaking personally. Right.

You know, but you say, but honey, it turns me honey it turns me on to belittle you i don't know if we need to be together at that point i guess to answer your question how far you would go to do something for your significant other is until it's uncomfortable for you yeah i mean or it's like maybe how far you know do you love that person enough to break your personal rules? My theory is it might come out in divorce court. It's like, I didn't want to lick his ass, but he made me put him up on all fours, and I fought back to dry heavies. You're like, no, Your Honor.

She told me she wanted to do it. Sure, she did. Look at her. She's over there dressed all pure white she's go to the website you know it's i i how many things would first of all well you can go with simple things like yeah someone you know like i know you like you like your feet rubbed and it's a poor example i mean i'm not opposed to rubbing your feet that's not a big deal but like The people are like, oh, I want you like your feet rubbed, and it's a poor example. I mean, I'm not opposed to rubbing your feet. That's not a big deal. But the people are like, oh, I want you to worship my feet.

I would love you to worship my feet and everything. It's like, really? I think some people would be into that. I know people are into it. Right. What I'm saying is, at what point does someone, I'm saying, hypothetically, if you said that i want you to worship my feet i'm like i'm not a foot guy we would know that from the start though i mean well but still you said i really would like you to do it you know i mean if someone you know if you're significant i was like i really want you to do this i really i i i think it'd be so erotic Like, if you did this for me. But you're like, uh...

I guess it depends on how much of a turnoff it is for you you know i mean i have to hash that one out because most of the stuff that you or we kind of want the other one to do is not objectionable to the other like when we when you took me to the like the bdf7 parties i know you not into that you don't have to do that stuff yeah and i just dabble where i want or just whatever i want to do and you know you have fun with the ladies and it's all good bdsm stuff no i'm absolutely not that's where it's and i just you know for me it's not a big deal it's like one of those kind of things if it was really something that you were opposed to it's not that important to me and i would just like we don't need to do that but for the little bit that i dabble in it's not like hardcore or whatever it's it's we can kind of like ebb and flow and we can do our own things while we're at the parties i can you know if i want to be partake on the saint andrew's cross or get spanked or whatever i can do that that or not.

But what I'm saying is you're not asking me to do that. No, mm-mm. But we're sitting here and it's like, can you spank me? It's like, no. But I really want you to spank me. I'll get my spankings. Yeah, but I'm saying. Yeah, exactly.

Not a big but yeah so at what point though are you are people you know again i can't think of anything that i could ask you because i'm i've been accused by people like oh you must be into some freaky shit i'm really not yeah he's pretty pretty cut and dry you know i've seen tons of i've seen tons of freaky shit right Photographed it, videotaped it, witnessed it, throw up at it. Yeah, there's no grabbing for it. I've seen tons of freaky shit. Photographed it, videotaped it, witnessed it, throw up at it. Yeah, there's no grabbing your balls and twisting. No, nothing like that.

Don't start me like a pull mower, no. No, just suck my dick. That's all you ever say. I just want my dick sucked. I just want to fuck. That's it. That's it. Just normal stuff. I want to feel good. I was like. Want to lick your pussy? Yeah.

We can do different positions, but none of which involve you wearing a strap on no no but i do find for me that little bit of like when i get my hair pulled real tight that twinge of hair pulling is not such a big deal that's not i love that oh yeah i've noticed that more recently it's like you know you know i mean i've even seen you like, you know, can I get you something on the fridge? I'm like, yeah, get me a soda. And you're like, can you pull my hair when I'm doing it? I've never said that. You lie. I don't go to the refrigerator for it. What are you talking about?

I'm going to feed the pets. Can you pull my hair while I do it? Really? I have that done all the time. Certain aspects yeah it just feels really good especially when it's like down close to the root and you don't really grab it you like pull tight oh man i'm like oh i guess like having your head massaged oh stress relieving wise like i've done that back when i had more hair like you could your own hair and you just pull it just a little bit and you feel like a little bit of stress relief. Yeah, maybe that's what it is. It's like my whole head all at once while I'm being fucked. Yeah, yeah.

It's stress-relieving. No, I've had girls pull my hair while meeting their pussy or my ears. I've had my ears yanked to pull my face in closer. A couple of times I had to like pull my head the fuck out, you know. You pull too hard. But... Face can't get any closer than it is. Yeah, I don't know. Like, I know you're, I mean, you're into some things that I'm not into, but they're not like...

Oh, they're not like oh they're not freakish kind of uh yeah you know no i mean for us it's fine but yeah for vanilla person might be freakish but for the freakish person we're pretty vanilla you know oh yeah we're definitely in the middle oh yeah we're we're not pure vanilla but we're not you know we don't sprinkles on either um yeah it's i just don't know you know if you like you said if you came to me as an example and said i don't know something i don't know like you know because i know what you're not into but so i'm trying to say let's pretend you're into fisting.

You said, hey, I want to try fisting. I would sit there and go, no, I can't do it. I'm not going to do it. Right, exactly. First of all, my hands are big. And you're not. That's why I'm asking to fist me. Maybe. Two hours of anal fisting going on tonight, I'm telling you. Well, two hours. But with that, we can use spunk glue. It might fit in my ass better. I can't pull your hair if my hands are in there. Oh, that's true. Damn. How can I get both? But, you know, it's one of the things. It's like if you said, I really want you to, you know, fist me. I'm like, I was like, no.

First of all, I don't find that erotic. Right, I understand that. Thank God I'm not into that. Two, especially since I know you haven't done that or desire to do that. I don't want to hurt you. Mm-hmm. You know, me putting my fist in your pussy or wherever is be like you getting three cocks in you. Yeah, I have enough trouble with one. Me too. Stop.

Anyway, it's a different story different show um yeah so i i just i mean do you think there's like a limit to like i don't know for me there is i mean i get it too i mean i i would do whatever you wanted me to do if you said this really i think would this be really erotic i really want you to you know fuck this person and you know i knowing that it really arouses you okay if the person's kind of like like if you said to me i still i find it really erotic if you would lick another guy's come out of my pussy i'd tell you go fuck yourself sideways well yeah absolutely i'm just saying yeah somebody might go i don't know maybe i wouldn't let you finish the sentence i wouldn't ask if i hear you say i want to see i want to have you suck i say well stop it it would suck my nipple by the way my sixth sense would kick in yeah no i would never ask those kind of things because I don't if it's not arousing to you it's certainly not going to be arousing to me like you always say your arousal is my arousal and I get that, that makes sense if I know this is really something you found really foul and, then why would I do it?

Some people might sit there and go, okay, it really means a lot to her. She'd like it. No one's going to know. Maybe for Valentine's Day. Show your love. Well, I'm just saying, somebody, not us, might go, if I do it, make her happy. You know, I've been wanting her to get with her girlfriend, Sue, and maybe do a threesome. So maybe if I do this. Oh, she'll do that? Maybe. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. And no one's going to know. So if I let her peg me, maybe. I'm sitting there like, no. Well, here's it. Because you know what? If I do this so maybe Sue and her can get together, she's going to tell Sue.

And then Sue's going to look at me and go, hey, turd burglar. And no, I don't want Sue knowing. Because then Sue's going to tell Joe. Joe's going to tell Bob. Bob's going to tell the whole team. No. And he'll be the most popular guy at some of the parties. All the game because they're doing a whole new thing okay but that's just again i'm expressing my opinion right um i wouldn't and not to mention it's like no i don't want to be pegged or whatever it might be well yeah you have to have this conversation with your partners like what what is their turn-on? So you know what the limits are.

Yeah, but your turn-ons change over time. Oh, they sure do. I mean, just as an individual, we change. I've gone over that a thousand times. Exactly. You know, the person you're at 20 is not the person you're at 30, not the person you're at 40. So much sluttier back then. I guess. I don't know. I think you're pretty slutty now. I just had a lot more energy back then. Well, energy and sluttiness are not the same thing. One helps the other. Yeah, it certainly helps the other. I could be a lot more slutty if I had more energy to be more slutty.

And since you asked, I'm drinking Penelope Architect Blend. Oh, there you go. So it's just in case you were asking. I was. The bourbon. I'm drinking Penelope bourbon, the architect blend. It's pretty awesome. Yeah, how did you know? You must have been reading my mind. I was like, I wonder what Vince is drinking. Yeah, well, so many are. Okay. People lay awake at night going, what the fuck did Vince drink tonight? Oh, my God. Had a girl's name, whatever. Penny. You don't know. Jim Bean. Jack Daniels. Not a girl's name. Wild Turkey. Swallow, bitch. No, but I'm swallowing you, fucker.

I always how he does that is where you just time it up but yeah so i mean i don't know if like i said um if i came to you hypothetically and it is 110 percent hypothetically okay let's say it was peg i said hey i want you to peg me i won't be comfortable with that that is one thing i'm just not i understand that and that's why i'm asking you that question yeah i'm even more uncomfortable with it well let's pretend you were had some interest okay you know ah could i do that okay here's another hypothetical okay i came to you and says you know what i want to help you suck a guy's dick i don't i know really important i put that out there i have a penis i'm i'd be fine because i always been with other bi guys and i was it was fine i don't care what happens if i do a better job than you then i better step up i will not be outdone you're very competitive that's why i don't do it because i I'm sure I would be.

Oh, yeah, you'd be so great. With my tongue skills. Oh, your tongue skills, yeah, that would, yeah. Yeah, that's, whew, yeah. I made me cum really good last night, so, yeah, okay. I'll try. I was real tingly. That was like a three-minuter. Oh, man, I just felt like I just kept coming. And not multiple orgasms, but like one long one, which was pretty awesome. I'll take that all day long. I couldn't imagine having more than one of them, though. I don't think I could live through it.

The girls at the party i don't know how that's why they come up i don't know if i could do that i i remember having multiple orgasms but they weren't as strong as those like the ones i have now that that one is so it's like 10 times stronger than the ones i get from multiple orgasms so i don't it's like getting hit with a baseball bat when you're done you literally if i don't move right now i'm just my eyes are going to close i'm just going to fall asleep because there's nothing left i'm glad you like what i do uh that was very very nice i slept i slept really good last night really good i did not wake up once.

Well, I'm glad you like it. My orgasm is... It's a bulldozer. It's not like those light, fluffy orgasms that you have. They're like waves, you know. You know what I'm talking about? You don't know what I'm talking about. I don't. See, women have like all different kinds of orgasms. It's like the light, fluffy ones that are like kind of like waves of water.

You have like one and the other, then the other, and and the other but the one i had last night was a tsunami a huge tsunami like i can't have multiple tsunami orgasms because they just they it's like a tsunami you are in that wave you're you're getting tossed around my mind's going through like a thousand different scenarios and sexual positions. And if one doesn't get me there, I go to another one. Like my little fantasies like last night were like all over the place. I was in my dirty couch dance and I'm rubbing against him. He's wearing the sweatpants and his dick's hard.

I was really into it last night. I was like, oh, man. And they're like, no, I don't want to come yet. So I go to like another scenario where I'm like, you remember that you had like some kind of a fantasy that I would have all these guys like the gangbang, you're fucking me. So my mind will go there briefly and I'm like, oh, I'll be laying here and you guys will fuck me and pull their dick out and the next guy will come in. They're like, oh, no, I don't want to come yet. So it goes to another one. I can't come yet. My husband. Yeah, my mind, I thought my mind was like on those pinball games.

It was like choo, choo, to this fantasy, and then this fantasy, and then this one. Maybe you get those over as well.

Yeah, so that's why last night's orgasm was very powerful thank you very much it was very nice just saying anytime baby anytime okay now what was the topic i got really sidetracked sorry oh my god i'm sorry i shouldn't have been talking about my work guys you're all flustered now yeah i am it's almost like you're blushing i probably am my face feels hot oh it's just so wonderful women you can book your appointment at hotwife podcast at gmail.com right now oh my god i know i left a wet spot on we have to put like a we put a t-shirt down because somebody's i don't spray i don't squirt but i do make a mess she gets wet i get wet so we always put something down so i know that thing has all kinds of like snail trails on it for sure for sure uh so um the topic again was i would do that talking're talking about things you would or wouldn't do for your mate well I'm a little bit more open minded to things so you could probably throw all kinds of weird things at me and I'm like eh alright I'll do that I'm not going to hit you in the back of it we don't have an answer for this it something to think about i mean generally it's what all our topics are something to think about well if you said hey would you if your partner asked you to do something that you might not necessarily be interested in but you do it hoping that no one else ever finds out for one and two that, that you hope you maybe don't enjoy it too much.

Well, if you said, hey, hit me in my back with your high heel, I don't think I would do that. No, I wouldn't do that. I mean, some people like that, all those very extreme things. Some of these guys like to have their balls kicked. Nope, not me. I've been hitting the balls enough in my life, and I've never once gone, oh, yes, that's fantastic. No. My ex liked to have, I had longer nails, and he liked me when we were doing like doggy to pull on his balls as hard as I could with my nails, digging into his balls.

The only time it's okay to do that is if you take like Viagra and you have a four hour heart on it it won't go down because that would make it go to fuck down yeah that was one of his weird things well that's just one yeah i said that was just one man many one of the many so yeah so i had longer nails and he'd be like harder i was like oh man well you had a couple play of playmates that they wanted you to grab their ball sack and pull it like you're trying to separate it from their body. Jabber was that way. Oh, yeah, playmates, yes, yes. He was definitely like that.

Yeah, he wanted you to fucking rip them off. Like you're starting to fuck them on now, Ben. Motherfucker, that was stupid. Everybody's different. I mean, I have... He's like the male version of Chrissy on Three's Company. If she were into BDSM. No, he's into himself. Okay. It's a different story. I could do that, but I wouldn't be comfortable with it.

Maybe I'll be comfortable's nuts or yeah it's pretty harmless yeah i'm talking like things that really extreme no i can't you know like you know if a guy asks you okay i want you to just put a you've done this actually i think about it with um what was his name fluffy skippy um that was his name you and jess oh um i don't know what his fucking sub name was i don't i forget his sub name i know his real name but fluffy spanky spanky that's what it was spanky yeah oh yeah you know like put a dildo in his ass and jerk him off it's like oh i thought you meant the other guy who liked all the um no no no that's different okay different psycho lots of we know a couple of you had to be more specific well he didn't have a dildo in his ass.

No, no, but you didn't get to that point. But Spanky did. Spanky did, yeah. He had an electrode thing up in those eggs. It has electrodes up his ass. Okay, no, I couldn't do any of those things. I wouldn't want to do it. I mean, not to you, not to anybody. Thank you. I feel comfortable. I can sleep tonight. Yeah, you have to be... Well, first of all, there is an element of skill.

And you have to be careful, especially all there is a element of skill and you have to be careful especially with electrodes there's a lot more skill involved and i guess yeah i'm not uh the only thing i use is one of those tens units on my back yeah it's not going around your balls not going on your dick no no no yeah anything extreme i use it for the intended purpose there you go good for you babe we don't suggest people do anything other than that I don't know. I use it for the intended purpose. There you go. Good for you, babe. We don't suggest people do anything other than that.

Yes, not going anywhere near my clit. No way. I've used these electrodes. Does that mean I can't bring the jumper cables instead of bedroom, put them in your nipples? Oh, no, you can still do that. Okay. I got the deep cell battery, too. Remember at the party they used that? It was some kind of electrode thing on me.

I don't know what it looked like because i was just a wand it was just a wand yeah typical wand with the little yeah that was that was not good it was too much for me if it could like cut that in half i would have been nice i'm sure he said it was as low as it would go oh yeah it was brutal i didn't like that at all i mean it was akin to sticking your finger in a light socket it was it's not arousing too not even a little bit okay well not even a little cross that off my list yeah that was but if somebody wanted me to do that to them i again i wouldn't be comfortable because i don't have to oh there's a's a lot of...

We knew somebody that supposedly was ex-Special Forces and he'd like to be hurt. With a shoe. She had to draw blood on him, like stab him and pound him in the back with a heel. With a heel of her shoe, yep. While she fucked him in the ass with an eight-inch dildo. Yep. See, that's extreme. All the extreme things, I'm done. A little bit of kinky stuff. That's what that person was into. God bless him. As long as he's consenting. Everybody's consenting. I don't care. Me? Nope. Not going to happen. See, when it gets really extreme, I'm done. I'm done.

I don't mind a little ass eating, a little, you know, that kind of stuff, or a little bit anal, whatever. See, that see that's like normal no you don't have to like beat me up it's a lot more in the accepted realm nowadays but you know i think like as a human race we keep pushing the envelope with everything that's what it's like okay i can't i can't just ride my bike i have to like jump up on a railing and slide down Oh, okay, now I got to go off a roof into the backyard.

Oh, now I got to, you know, go off a ski jump and go land, you know, do flips in the air and separate myself from my bike and then hopefully grab it back in the middle of the air and land the fuck on it. It's like, can't you just ride the fucking dick? That's just not human nature. Human nature is always important. Look, I'm going to rip my dick off.

I'm going to throw it gonna throw in the air toss it around bounce it off the wall then i'm gonna try to stick it back on okay that is a bit much it's like all right i'm gonna put my nipple in a fucking power drill and hit the thing and then i'll hit reverse and unscrew it. Where did you come up with these things? I tried it the other day. Is that why you kept your shirt on all day? I have droopy nipples. Droopy nipples. Okay. Well, I should have thought about that before you used the power drill on your nipples. The part that's upsetting is I didn't videotape it so I can YouTube it.

Oh, yeah, we all want to see that. I thought so. Okay. Doctor says he can reattach them. Oh, God, jupy nipples. Anyway, so... Yeah, okay, let's move on with that one, please. Anyway, so I want to tell everybody, don't forget to check out our free Swinger magazine. It is Fifty Shades of Pleasure, Thank you. Yeah, okay, let's move on with that one, please. Anyway, so I want to tell everybody, don't forget to check out our free Swinger magazine. It is 50 Shades of Pleasure. It's F-I-F-T-Y shadesofpleasure.com. It's free. Go and check it out. Email us if you want to contribute.

Tell me your thoughts on it. Hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com or info at 50shadesofpleasure.com. You want to see what you're doing? Who you're doing? Who I'm doing? You can check me out at hotwifedonlin.com and check out all the platforms I'm on. I'm always uploading all kinds of content because I am pretty slutty, so there you go. God bless you. So I'm always doing someone, which is very, very fun, especially tonight. Yeah, you're going to gargle tonight. I'm not kissing you a good bit tonight, too. You're going to gargle. Get that ass out of your mouth. I gargle every night. Mr.

Rain, fucking Trano, whatever it fucking takes. After I teach Louse, I have to write to you Louse. I got me gargled as well. I'm going to wash that ass right out of my mouth. Sorry. His ass is fine tasting. I take your word for it. I am not questioning it. You're not going to give me a kiss either. We're just going to shake hands and go to sleep tonight. I might get a peck on the cheek. That's about it. I'm not sure I'm going to get that close. I'll switch real quick. I might just high five across the bed. What do you need? Like 24 hours for the ass? A little fist pump kind of thing, you know.

So when do I get kissing, I do like 24 hours have to go between my lips and someone's ass? I see you drink a bottle of Scope. To Drano, Drano. Okay, whatever works. All right, let's wrap this up I want to thank everyone and we'll talk to you again have a good night everyone