“Stranger Things: What Would It Actually Take?”

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Speaker1: This program contains strong sexual content. No one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download this podcast in any manner. The host, guest, and performers are all over the age of 18. Rebroadcasting the podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the Hot Wife podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of Hot Wife. Hot Wife Podcasts owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot White Podcast. Of course, I'm here with my ever-loving husband, Vince. Say hi, Vince. Hi, Vince. Always a wise guy. Well, you told me to say hi, Vince. Yeah, okay. You said hi, Vince. You tell me I don't listen. Now I listen, and I get shit. Okay, true. Fair enough. I know we talk weather. every time we open the show, but I'm going to do it again. Okay. It's our show. Your show. Whatever. Our show. We're due to hit the 90s. Oh, yes. We always start with the weather, of course. Yes. Well, so much hinders on it. Yeah, we enjoy being outside. We enjoy, you know, I enjoy you frogging, almost naked at the pool. I mean, these are things, I don't get many pleasures in life, so the ones I have, I look forward to. Yeah, it's supposed to be, is that like Wednesday? Of course, because I'm definitely working Thursday. Well, whatever. You have all Thursday, don't you? I think I do. I think I do. Well, you will be lounging. No, I'll be replacing my headlight in my car. Anyway, I thought you'd be doing something fun. Oh, there will be bourbon, drank, and cigars smoked. Do not get me wrong. Okay. And there'll probably be some grocery shopping done. Oh, that sounds exciting. For you, maybe not for me. I love it when you talk sexy. You talk food. You food fucking whore, yes. I am a food whore. It is true. We'll fuck for food. That sounds about right. We'll fuck for fun, doesn't matter. Well, that's true, too. I make you a lot of meals. I don't get that much sex. I just made you lunch for the week. Yeah, you're a good man. Meal prep, made you a nice dinner. I smoked a pound and a half of bacon. I've not seen any sexual favors yet. So I came up with this concept for the show. Okay. I've hinted around about it, I guess, with like little fantasy type things. So now I'm actually going to put you on the spot. Oh, okay. I mean, I've never actually asked you this question directly, but I'm going to now. Go ahead and ask me this question directly. Okay, ready? You have to answer it in the form of a question. No. Okay. So you work. With the public? Yes. Okay. So it could take place at your job, potentially. Now, again, this is a fancy scenario. It's a fantasy, so everything is okay. You won't get caught and fired. Yeah, you won't get fired, but maybe it'd be worth it. Who knows? Or you could be, let's pretend you went grocery shopping or you went to the, knowing you, the thrift store. Yes, that's... What would it take for some man to approach you and you sit there and go, yeah, let's go fuck? What would be the elements that would spark the interest and give him the signals that like, you know what? Well, it would have to be somebody who's definitely, somebody who's pretty articulate, you know, and has a sense of humor. What? You'll be hot. It's like, oh yeah, I gotta be with you. Yeah. It's like that. I remember we were shopping at that one. You're making my one tooth I have left wiggle. Remember wearing that one? It's kind of like a, oh God, it's a discount store and there's one guy, he's wearing shorty denim shorts and he's like, you're a pretty one. Remember that? And you were in the next aisle and I was like, uh. When I came around the corner and I didn't come because he said that, And he's like, no, I'm sorry. It's like, no, dude, it's cool. She's hot. But something like that would be probably not. Yeah, no, I get that. Well, those little shorty shorts were scaring me a little bit. Well, I get that, too. You know, if he wasn't wearing shorty like this. He thinks he's hot. Those little Daisy Dukes little man. Sorry, no, don't do that. He thinks he's something. They're entitled to. There's plenty of women out there wearing shit that they shouldn't wear. That they think they rock. And, you know, God bless them. And they don't. We're all entitled to our opinion, right, wrong, or indifferent. Okay. But, yeah, somebody who, like, you know how you just, like, you're standing in a line of, like, you know, waiting to check out and you just, like, strike up a conversation with somebody. And sometimes they feed into you and sometimes they don't. But, you know, you get into that situation. Yeah, sometimes you don't. But, you know, you start talking and, you know, next thing you know, it's like you start finding out things you have in common or, you know, you like the same things, especially if you're waiting in line for a long time. Sometimes that conversation can go, you know, pretty long. You can find out quite a few things from people just standing in the line waiting to check out. But something like that would be very intriguing, you know, just somebody, you know, it's all of a sudden he's like, well, you know, Nothing is worse than waiting in line for stamps. There's nothing worse than that. Yeah. That's the ultimate. No, would they have to be like, I know it's hard to fathom, better looking than me? You know, if they're attractive, that's fine. Those men don't exist. No, they don't exist. But yeah, if they're a good looking guy, but what strikes me is they have a gift of gab. That's always intriguing. They have, you know, they're laid on their feet when it comes to, you know, striking up a conversation. They're not shy. They can find things to communicate about. They can build a rapport. Somebody that'd be, you know, if they're that quick, just waiting in line at a, you know. Okay, we're not looking to have a relationship. No, no. Just someone that, like, you'd like. But if you don't talk to somebody, you'll never know if you're going to be able to, you know. Okay, I mean, you've never had that attraction like, oh my God, without even talking to him, like, oh, I want to fuck him. Or even a woman in your case. Oh, God. I guess I don't get out much, so I hate to be boring, but. I try to. I mean, we have been to certain places, and we're like, oh, look at her. Doesn't she look like so-and-so? Yeah. You know, and she's pretty hot. But we don't go to too many places where there's attractive people. I'm sorry. I hate to be. We don't go out much. Walmart is not the place to find. There are some few and far between. Few and far between. Come on. At least our Walmart. We can't say all Walmarts. I'd say most Walmarts. I don't know. I'm thinking of the other one off the road here. Yeah. Yeah, no. No. Wait, hang on. You used to give me shit about the yeah, no thing. Yeah. You just said it. It's like yeah, comma, No. I'm just saying. I used to say it all the time. No, you say yeah, no. That's what you just said. I have it on audio. I'll play that shit back for you. You have to have a space in there. You didn't have a space. Okay, back to the topic. All right. Yeah, our Walmart is not a good place to even people watch. Well, you can people watch. Well, let's pretend the malls were something again because they're not. Oh, they're definitely not. Our malls around here are almost all shut down. They were fun to people watch. Oh my God, it was the best. But the problem is most of the people you watched in the mall were like under 18. Sometimes, yeah. Or over 70. No happy medium there, dear? I don't know. I don't remember. You said you saw me at the mall before we met. Yeah. And you're like, who? Well, you're up on the second floor. It's like, oh, there's that stripper I used to see. There's that stripper again. She's like everywhere. Doesn't she have a home? There's that. For here in Philadelphia, they had that thing like, there's that news van again. There's that news van, yes. It's for one of the news stations. That short stripper again. She's like, everywhere. You go into bars and there I am. You go to the mall and there I am. It's like, what the hell? They're replicating. Holy shit. She's a gremlin. Someone fed her after midnight. They got her wet. They got, it's getting wet or feed them after. I think both did the bad things. I don't remember. That was a long time ago. I don't remember. Yeah. But yeah, that was, see, those things are gone. You don't really see. I mean, like, so I guess the closest thing I could equate it to, for you would be like back when you were dancing. You know, you took a few guys home. Not many. Not many. But what was it that turned you on about them? There was that banter. There was that, like you have, you and I have. Okay. There is that back and forth. There is that verbal gymnastics. Something that's titillating, something that's fun. You know, somebody can, you know, is pretty quick and witty. I mean, it doesn't have to be perfect. But you know, somebody who is... You said I'm premature and shitty, though. I never said that to your face. Okay. But something like that, something you can strike up a conversation with, and then that gets the ball rolling. If I can have a conversation with somebody, that's more likely to open the door to other things. If they don't talk to me, then how the fuck do I know what's going on? But you deal with people on a daily basis that are nice people. Right. They have conversation. But what is part of the conversation that makes you sit there and, like, tingle down below? That banter. I find that banter very exciting. There was a guy, actually, he was pretty hot. That's why we've had siding put on the house 17 times. Yeah, exactly. No, I was at work, and he was a good-looking guy, but he was the one that gave me the review that said I should get a shout-out. And he was not a bad-looking guy. Okay. As a customer? As a customer, yeah. And he gave me a review, and he's like, oh, Donna's so great. She deserves a shout-out. And I figured that would get your goat, but it really didn't do a whole lot to that kind of thing. Yeah, I'm used to it now. But he was hot. He was fun. He was hot. He was fun. Definitely, if he wasn't there with his son, it might have been a little more adult in a conversation, maybe. I don't know. Well, I would think that for him, too. Yeah. You know, he's not going to sit there and, like, you know, I don't have to go home to my wife just yet. I would, I do not promote cheating. I don't condone it. You're not cheating. Oh, I'm not cheating. You don't know. He could be a swinger, too. You know what? You don't know. You don't know. In this day and age, you don't know. There's so much. You just got to make sure you tell the person, like, if it starts to progress that way, listen, I don't promote cheating, but if you're a swinger. If you're a swinger, then it's not cheating. And by the way, I need to call your wife first and verify. Oh, come on, you've had women do that. Yeah, they did it to me. It didn't bother me, but if someone, you know. Well, you don't want to wreck a relationship. It's not worth it. It's just, oh, stop being such a, no. Yeah, take all the fun out of it. What? No, I mean, now you're calling them a liar. No, I'm just verifying. I think it was a big deal when these women called me up and said, your husband said I can play with him. Is that true? Yes, it is. You kids have fun. I pulled out my hall pass out of my wallet. I know, I know. I really need to make it. I need to laminate it. It had expired, but whatever. Oh, it never expires. Well, we'll laminate it. The hall pass, there was nothing left. It was like Swiss cheese. It had all these holes in it. It had been punched. It had been punched. I can't see your name, your photo, your expiration date. Okay, you used it again. Yeah, it's like when you go and you get those, you go in to get like extra coffees or whatever, they punch your card. That's exactly what it is. I get the fifth blowjob for free. Interesting. That's what they should have with those parties. You know, like those swing parties. It's like, oh, you came to this party? Okay. You came to the last party? Oh my god, mine wouldn't have any. Like I said, it would look like a dangling little thing. I don't know, I kind of miss going to house parties. We have to maybe reconsider. Well, we'll see. The problem is, the house party we went to, now they really want to crank it up more on the BDSM end. Which I'm fine with. You're fine with that. I mean, I have a hall pass there because the wife, the hostess, If I wanted to go and talk recipes, she'd be okay as long as I went down on her. She'd be dragging you down to the playroom as soon as we get there. I'd be like, oh, so Vince, where the fuck did he go? In a good way, in case they listen. I don't know. I do. I love both of them. They're both great people. She's like an octopus, man. I walk in the room and all those jumps on my face. There's nothing wrong with that. I'm okay with it. She's got great pussy. I love playing with it. Very meaty. Very good. Lots of tackle down there. It's like jewelry. It's like a religious session. There's a lot of gods going on. Yeah. Nothing wrong with that. It's a religious experience. Yeah. But so back to the topic. It's kind of. Have you ever. You've had already at work. Right. Like. Customers for it with you. You talked about the one guy. Oh, yeah. When they come out and take you out. Oh, he went to the other woman to dinner? Yeah, yeah. No. Yeah. Just saying. He scares me a little bit. I scare you a lot of it, but whatever. You don't scare me at all. Get out of here. Okay. Yeah, that was, I don't know if he's just, see, that's a different situation. He's, I just think he's a lonely guy. Aren't all men? I don't know. Maybe, maybe, I don't know. But he's just a lonely guy, and he would just genuinely would take me out to dinner. No, I don't doubt that, sure. But I wouldn't doubt that if more was offered. Maybe, I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I wouldn't know if I fell off. No, I know that. I'm just, we're just talking. So, I mean, now I forgot what I was going to say. Yeah, okay. Yeah, the reality keeps creeping in. I guess it was, there was no, Like if I were to see him outside of work and we were to play. Well, you wouldn't be doing at work. Of course not, but I wouldn't have to worry about it getting out. What you do outside of work is your business. One would think, but that's not necessarily the case. So let's pretend that everything was cool. Yeah, it might be kind of fun, although he tells the same stories over and over again. So having a delightful banter and conversation with him is, well. Eh. Well. Eh. I get it. Although he did bring in his handcuffs. And I said, I made the smartass remark like, how come they're not fuzzy? Don't you have fuzzy handcuffs? You know, ones that don't hurt your little wrists. You know. And he was like, I was a cop for 25 years. I don't think so. I was like, oh, he's waiting. He's way too serious. I think that's what it is with him. He's way too serious. A sense of humor. A laid-back edge? Yeah, I like a sense of humor. I like somebody with a sense of humor. Oh, shut the fuck up. You sure do. Come on. Shut up. I'm a little bossy all of a sudden. You know you have a sense of humor. Don't even pretend. You hurt my little feelings. Oh, again, you're such an ass. Oh, you hurt my little feelings. Have you ever been come on to by a woman? No. Not that I can think of. I've been come on by women. Oh, well, that's different. Well, decide. You were sprayed. That's not a bad thing. I think the only time recently is when we met that couple at that Applebee's. She would be fine. Hopefully that comes about. We'll see. Oh, every time we say that. I said hopefully comes about. I know. I'm not going any further. Nope. Every time we're like, wow, we're really looking forward to playing with this person or that person or this couple, it falls flat. I'm like, oh, I shouldn't even think about it. I should just let it go and let it happen. And if it happens, great. If it doesn't, that's fine. Yeah, that's fine. It's like looking forward to Christmas and then the night before it's like, oh, Christmas is canceled. Oh, shit, I'm Jewish. Oh, shit, Christmas is canceled. Oh, shit, I'm an atheist. Oh, damn it. You're an atheist. Do atheists celebrate Christmas? I, you know, you're asking a question. I can't even, I have no idea. But yeah, I mean, that was fun. I liked the way that she was like, she goes, I'm wildly bi. And she just kind of like looked at me and kind of gave me that little, I was like, oh. Well, he was a little fired up too. Oh yeah, he was fired up. Like when you guys were talking about what you guys could do together and stuff and he goes, would I be able to join? Yeah, he was like, if we get together, can we play? And I was like, well, yeah, of course. Well, he wasn't looking at me when he said that. That's fine. Yeah, he was like, oh, the kids are playing in the sandbox. Can I join? You know? They were cute. They would be a whole lot of fun. We were supposed to get together with them, but they were on vacation somewhere and she got ill. She got ill. We'll see what happens. They're an active couple. Very active. So, you know, don't know where we may or may not fit into their schedule. Our schedule's all work right now. All works, real play. I know. Makes Jack a dull boy. Who the fuck's Jack? I don't know, but he's very dull if he doesn't play. Okay, well, that's why you don't bring him here to play, because he's dull. Because he's dull. But maybe he does play, he'd become interesting. Well, I like to think. I don't know. I don't know. But that's the little thing for me that I find intriguing with guys. Like the guys that come off the creepy pickup lines, You get that? No, I've never gotten that. Maybe with the bars I did. When I worked at the bars, guys wrote these cheesy pickup lines. Oh, I can't even think of one off the top of my head. All the cheesy ones are out there. I've heard them all. You must have fallen from heaven. That's the one I was thinking of. Oh, because whatever. You're an angel. I never used them. I don't even know what they are. They're ridiculous. I never, ever used a pickup line. No, that's why I'd rather meet somebody that can hold a conversation first. Yeah, well, actually, it's funny you say that. That's how I would meet women. I would just sit at the bar or at a table by myself. Right. Just keep to myself. You know, I was just there. I just wanted to get drunk, you know. And they might be sitting at a table next to me, you know, whatever. Just casual conversation with no intent. Right. And next thing I know. That's not a bad thing. No, I guess not. So that might be, like, if people are listening, maybe the pickup line, if you want to pick somebody up, don't use a pickup line. The pickup line is not to use one. Well, the pickup line is have a personality. Have a personality. Yeah. But, you know, it's funny. We've talked about this before. For whatever reason, people like my voice. I don't hear it, but whatever. I hear my voice. I don't hear it being. I do. Yeah, okay. But I just had to, at work, I had to call one of our vendors about a problem. Okay. And I called the number that we had in our directory. Sure. And I talked to this woman, and she was trying to drag it out longer than she could just to tell me, well, you're a corporate accountant or national accountant. You have to call our national office. Oh. Yeah, but she drug it out. It's like, I just want to get this problem solved. And she was like, okay, well, it was really nice talking to you. It's great talking to you. And then I realized at that point that they, like, whatever, for whatever reason, my voice. So I always do the, you have a good day. Sultry. Yeah, so then I talked to the woman at the national account thing, and I'm talking to her, and she's like, so where are you located? She said, oh, I'm outside of Philadelphia. Oh, yeah. I've been meaning to get in that area. Oh, that'd be great. It's a great area. So I wrap up the conversation. And again, realizing what's going on, I'm like, well, if you get in the area, you have to stop by. Have a great day. She goes, you too. I almost have phone sex without having phone sex with these women. Yeah, it's true. It's funny. I mean, I just, I've heard my voice. I don't listen to the podcast or whatever, but I've listened to segments. It's like, I think I sound like a fucking dork. No, you have a very nice voice. I guess. It doesn't match my face, but whatever. Shut up. It doesn't. If you heard my voice and didn't ever see my face, and then you saw me in a lineup of like six guys. Yeah, you're right. Your voice doesn't match your body. Yeah. I was just going with face. I have to say body. Thank you. Well, that's what I'm saying. Usually when you hear somebody's voice, you form a mental picture, like the whole picture. Yeah. And I showed you the picture of me. It's on my YouTube channel. Yes. You with the six-pack abs. Hmm. Hmm. It used to be a party ball, but now it's six-pack. No, it's just a six-pack. Oh, you're cutting back. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Thank God for AI. So, okay. Do you put that picture up on all the dating sites? I have it on my workbook. A Work Profile. It's on my LinkedIn account. I bet. Oh, yeah. Okay. I definitely have to connect with you now. Just keep the lights out so you don't say the truth. Shut up. But okay, back to the topic. There's no back to the topic. So on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being very likely, what do you think, That person talked to you would be your likelihood. That's the word I wanted to use. Likelihood. Is that one word or two? Likelihood that you would potentially like, honey, I'm coming home late. Oh, somebody were to talk? If somebody came into work that really tripped your trigger and they expressed interest in you. Well, okay. Okay, let's pretend this is a fantasy world. Okay, let's pretend you're at work by yourself, because you don't work alone sometimes. Right, I'm also. But sometimes you work alone. So I'm not all sweaty and gross. Oh, hang on. So this person has this conversation. How much fantasy is this going to be? Well, okay, so let's do this little dance. I have a shower at work. No, let's do the dance. Okay. You know, this individual sits there and is like, you know, hey, I'd love to, you know, entertain, you know, take you out for dinner. Entertain you. And you know, you told him, like, well, listen, I will tell you I'm married, but my husband and I are swingers. He's like, well, would he mind? He's like, well, no. Well, let me just call him right now. You're ruining the surprise. Oh, okay. Anyway, and you say to him, listen, I'm all, you know, I'm here at work, obviously, and I'm all sweaty and nasty. I'd rather set this up when I could shower. He says, why don't you just come to my house and shower? because you're going to be naked anyway. Oh. Oh. Then you call me and would say, honey, I'm going to be home late. Okay. That could be a seven, eight. That could happen. Sure. Yeah. That could happen. You know, I, I, unfortunately in the world of reality, I have to think about all the logistics. Sorry. Fantasy doesn't just, oh, I'm at work and I'm, I'm crystal clean and I'm nothing sweaty and gross. Everybody walks in the door. Hi, do you want to be naked? Yeah, that's exactly how it is. And I'm like, yes, I just want to get fucked all day long. I want to be filled with cum. Some days I feel like I can get fucked all day long. It's not a sexual fucking, but yeah. I think a lot of us have that job. I'm sure there's people listening to this right now. I get fucked at my job too, and you know what? With my clothes on. And it's not enjoyable. It's not enjoyable. And my ass hurts at the end of the day. I just had that the other day, and boy, it fucked me up for two days. That was my Friday, remember? Did you get fucked in the ass on Friday? I felt like it. Yes, your Friday was not good. Yeah, and then it just fucked up my Saturday, too. It did. Sometimes that happens. Yeah, it does. So don't let your Friday fuck up your Saturday. That's the moral of the story. I've had too many bosses. It's like their fucking little erotic thing. Yeah, yeah. Let's see. How can I fuck up someone's weekend? Oh, Vince, come here. I want to tell you what incompetent you are. It's like, oh, God, what was that movie we used to watch? Oh, crap. Oh, Office Space, where he walks around, the boss walks around with a cup of coffee. So, Peter, I'm going to need you to work on a Saturday. Yeah, he just walks away. TP, whatever reports. Oh, yeah, TP. TPS reports. I don't know what the fucking TPS report is. No one does. No, it's a made-up thing. Sure. It's a movie. Did you get the memo about the TPS reports? It's like, yeah, I don't care. I don't like this job and I don't want to do it anymore. But, no, I mean, the fantasy is always there. The fantasy is always good. My problem is the women that come into my facility that seem to be attracted to me tend to be 70 plus. And the one in particular, she sits there and rattles her false teeth around her mouth. It's like, no, don't do that. It's not good. Not a tractor. No. I'm not looking for a gum job. Oh, man. She tells me this. Every day she comes in, I get the same story. Of course. Oh, dear God. Yeah, I think she's hot for you. Oh, I think so. me, sweetie, and honey. It's like, oh, God. It's like, no. I was swallowing. What? Yeah. Oh, that's nice. You're making her day. She knocks on my office door. She goes, hi, honey. How are you doing today? You know? Oh, she's hot for you. Yeah, great. You can make an old man's, old woman's day very bright. Yeah, but it could ruin my fucking day. See, that thing naked. Well, I'm not saying anything. She's a nice woman. She's a very sweet woman, but I don't want a taste. Yeah. It's like that joke about being on the Empire State Building and getting a blowjob from a 90-year-old woman. What do I have in common? Don't look down. Don't look down. Or it's a moped. Moped. Don't want your friends to see you riding it. Yep. It's fun to ride, but you don't want your friends watching it. I don't think that'd be fun. I don't know. Oh, you might be. She's a sweet woman. She's a sweet woman, but no. Absolutely. Absolutely not. No. Nuh-uh. It's probably the one guy that comes in and is flirting with me and my manager at the same time. He asked her first. He was a guy to ask her first. Shotgun effect, yeah. He asked her first. He said, hey, do you want to go out to dinner with me? And they looked at me and he goes, do you want to go out to dinner with me? And I'm like, oh. Wow. I wasn't too discreet. Now, there is one woman, I wish she was attracted to me. One of the services our company offers that I told you, like, her and her husband take full advantage of. Right, right. Okay. I find her a very attractive woman. Right. Not like a perfect body or whatever, but she cleans up really well. Okay. But, yeah. It's just like, I could so disappoint her. And then reality strikes. No, it would be reality I would disappoint. That's what I'm saying. Give it hell. Oh. But anyway, so you're not saying no. I'm not saying no. It could definitely happen. There's a lot of boxes that would have to get checked first. There's a lot of boxes that need to be checked, and I'm still living in the, if I was living in a fantasy world, it would be like a no-brainer. Well, the thing with you two, in all fairness, is, you know, unlike a lot of us, You aren't always thinking sexual? No, not always. How much of your day do you say you might have sexual thoughts? Maybe 20% at work. Wow. Because I'll check my phone to see what's going on. Oh, and your posting stuff. Yeah, my posting stuff. So that counts, right? Sure. No, no. I wasn't initially counting that. Or I'll see what Playmate might be available for the weekend or whatever. I reach out to them and be like, hey, want to get together? If the one you're contacting for next week can't do it, then you should contact that other one because I need my headlight fixed. You have an ulterior motive. Okay. Hey, he's not making a special trip. I want you to fuck the one that knows how to fix cars. You know what mechanics cost these days? I bought the headlights. Fuck him gladly. I know you will. Yeah. Oh, he's fun. And he, I'm taking your word for it. He's a nice person. Oh, he's a great guy. He's a nice guy. I love him. I think the world of him. He's a great guy. I think he's a great guy. I got no issue with him. He's fun. He's, you know, makes me kind. Reliable. He's reliable. He's, you know, if I do like- Probably should lunch every once in a while or dinner. Oh, yeah. He takes me on hot dates, too. That's always fun. Well, the thing is, he's very, like, I'll use the word pliable, but that's probably not the right word. Like, if I have, like, goofy, like, role plays that I need to do for some stupid project, he's like, yeah, I'll help you. He's a good friend. He's a good friend. Plain and simple. Yeah. As long as it's not too crazy. As long as they're like, okay, here's his riding crop, and I have to beat your dick with it. I have to put my fist in your ass. So, anyway. The new Fifty Shades of Pleasure is under construction. at the moment. Yeah. Looks good. And well. Got some sexy pictures in there. Hopefully. Some of them are other people. Some of them are me. There you go. You with your abs again. Like you're in there like all over the place. Letter to the editor. There's Vince with his abs. Yeah. Keep an eye on the over a cigar. If you're interested in a little more casual, not sexual. Don is now my co-host on my over a cigar podcast. Yay. So since. Well, We've had to experience. That's going to be one of the next topics on the Over a Cigar show is how you can't count on people today. You can say that for any podcast. You can't. Yeah, we're not talking to sexual. But anyway, so check out overacigar.com. There's a magazine I do there, too. And guess what? That one's free, too. Whoa. Yeah, look at me. Crazy. Just giving the shit away. Giving the shit away. Yeah, so if you're interested in cigars, bourbon, some recipes for barbecuing and stuff like that, It's summertime. Barbecue. Yeah. Barbecue. Invite you to listen to all that. Again, 50shadesofpleasure.com. Info at hotwifepodcast.com. Love to hear from you. Don't hesitate. Give us your comments, thoughts, questions. And? And hotwifedonlin.com. That's where I'm posting several times a day of like who I'm banging and. Or who you have banged. Have banged. It's been over a couple years, so they're repeat customers, so it's always fun. It's always fun to see how we progress. It's like, oh, that's when we first got together. He was so timid and now look at him, he's an animal. So it's always fun. So with that, again, I want to encourage everyone to keep listening, tell your friends, appreciate you listening, and stay horny. Have a good night, everybody. Oh, you're pushing all the buttons, buddy.