The Ultimate Showdown: Which Hole is Hotter?

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Speaker1: This program contains strong sexual content. No one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download this podcast in any manner. The host, guest, and performers are all over the age of 18. Rebroadcasting the podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the Hot Wife podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of Hot Wife podcast. podcast owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. And this is Vince, and it's not my Hot Wife Podcast. I'm sorry. I like that. I thought you were going to get wise with me again, and of course- Would I do that? Only constantly. Oh, okay. Only constantly. As long as it's only constantly. Never a dull moment with you, buddy. Happy Easter. Same to you. Thank you. Yeah. You want to paint my- Testicles like eggs. Oh, yeah. Hide them. Hide them. Okay. Hide them and then try to find them? Wait till they smell bad. Oh, that's just wrong. Come on. For all those who celebrate Easter, happy Easter. For those who don't and celebrate Passover, happy Passover. For those who don't celebrate anything, happy anything. Hello. Happy day. Hey, have a great day. Anyway, so this will actually show up on Monday, not Easter, but whatever. Close enough. Wish everyone well. No matter what you celebrate, just celebrate. Just celebrate. Go have sex. Ooh, that's a way to celebrate. I think so. Or punish, however you want. Celebrate or punish. Depends on your partner. Yeah, well, that's true too. Opposite ends of the spectrum there. Celebrate or punishment. Whatever works for you. That's all that matters. Celebration. Some people like punishment for sex. That's true. Yeah. We know people like that, right? Yeah, we do. Yeah, so everybody has their own thing, that's for sure. Yeah. What happened to spring? It's cold again. I know. Talk about the weather every time we get on. Yes. I know. This is not, you know, hot wife weather forecast. No, it's not. But, yeah, we had a, Like a short, like little stent of like nice weather. And then of course on a day off, it's cold, it's dreary, it's rainy, it's raw. How am I going to get you to wear less clothing? Exactly. If it keeps getting cold, that's where it relates. If people are like, where the fuck? I'm trying to get her to wear less clothing. And when it's cold, she's not going to do it. Exactly. I even have playmates I've been talking to and I'm like, oh, like we had so much fun, you know, playing on the deck and this and that. And they're like, oh yeah, let's do it. I'm like, it's like 40 degrees out there. I can see my breath. We're not doing it, sorry. You know, that's the fun part. I like being outside. I think it's, everybody has sex in their bedroom. It's that little level of taboo. Is that what it is? Almost getting caught, like your neighbors potentially could hear or see. True. You know, it's that, I don't know, it's, yeah, I get it. Yeah, I love it. I don't get it, but I understand it. Yeah, right. I like being outside. You didn't get that. Yeah, I like being outside. I like that almost, you know, being caught, a little bit of danger. I think a lot of people like outdoor sex. I think if more people could have outdoor sex and had no fear of getting caught, everybody would be fucking outside. Well, I was just thinking maybe there's swinger community where everybody's naked outside, but there's no sex going on in most of them. Well, there's nudist colonies. Nudist colonies. Or nudist camps or whatever, resorts. And they aren't necessarily swinger resorts. Exactly. Don't go to a nudist resort thinking, It's a swinger resort. Exactly. Are there swingers there? I'm sure. I'm sure. But, you know, you just don't go up to some naked person at the pool. And even if it was a swinger, we wouldn't go, hey, let's fuck. Right. No, not going to happen. But I'm sure there are swinger resorts where people are. Hedonism. Yeah, frolicking. Sure. Whatever out in the. We've never been there, so I can't speak to the rules. Yeah, I don't know what the rules would be. But we just know what goes on down there by our pool. So that's easier for us to navigate. Skimming. Yeah. Adding chemicals. Oh, I know. It's so hot. Cigar smoking. Bourbon drinking. Well, I could do all that stuff kind of either scantily clad or nude, so I'm good. You've done both, yeah. I have done both. Yeah. So, today's topic is? Oh, which of the three holes is the most erotic? No. Or taboo? So, this is a two-way question. It is. For the recipient. And the giver. Right, right. Okay, so should we go with the giver first? Sure, let's go with the giver first. Okay, so I guess that's my part. That's probably your part. I'm not a giver. I'm a taker. Receiver. I'm a receiver, okay. Wide receiver. Shut up. You are a wise guy today. You know, I mean, again, I think it all depends on on what your experiences are. I mean, we know people that, like oral, okay, we'll start with the most obvious, you know, hole, the mouth. Okay, the mouth. Okay. There are guys who haven't had oral before. There's guys who haven't been able to come in a woman's mouth. Okay, that's very erotic. Right, yeah, you always want what you can't have. Finishing in a woman's mouth is very erotic. Same as cream pieing either of the other holes is very erotic. Oh, I agree. You know? It depends on how good the person giving the oral is. That's true. You might have gotten oral from other people. Keep it open for whoever. But they might not have been great at it. But all of a sudden, you get a woman who is... Or a person who is... Yeah, a person who is, I'm sorry, a person who is very good at giving oral. Right. And they're like, If you want to toss it down my throat, go for it. That's erotic. It's very erotic. It's always erotic to have something that is a little bit taboo or that other people weren't willing to experience that with you. If you want it oral, you want it to come in somebody's mouth and everybody you've been with has been like, nope, don't come in my mouth. Don't do that. Then all of a sudden you want that more. I got to adjust my headphones. My ex was, that was her one only good thing about her. She was very good at oral. And she didn't mind cum or whatever, which is great, just like yourself. Yeah, I can agree with that. But, you know, the other woman I was with that I worked with, you know, like I said, she didn't even touch me with her hand. Yikes. So need to say, oral was not even. Not even on the table. Not a concept. That was so taboo. You know, so. So all of a sudden, after I was no longer with her, going back to someone who gave war, I was like, oh yeah, that's what I missed. Yep, that's it. If your arm's in a sling and you can't reach that itch on your back, all of a sudden you can reach it. It's like, oh yeah, there we go, I can itch that spot. Yes, sir. Scratch that itch. Yeah. And so, I mean, all of the holes, it depends on where you're coming from. so to speak. No pun intended. Oh, I thought there was. No, but it works. Yeah. You know, vaginally, I mean, again, are you with a woman, and I'm not being derogatory, are you with a woman who, because some women are, they're just naturally looser than others. Right. And then, you know, someone like you who's small and never had kids, all of a sudden, like they put their dick in you, it's like, oh my God, it's so tight, it feels so fucking good. I do cake exercises as well. You do cake exercises. It's like, okay, chocolate cake, I eat vanilla cake, I eat vanilla cake, I eat Boston cream pie, here we go. That's not a cake. Depends who you talk to. Okay, now we're on topic here. Okay, it's a different show. It's a hot husband pie show. Oh, okay. Pastry show. Pastry show, okay. Moving along. So, and then to be able to, if you're someone who's had to wear a condom, it would choose to be as a woman who, is like, nah, don't worry about it, man. Nothing's going to happen here. Yeah. You know, whatever. You can go bareback. If you've been using condoms all along, you want to go bareback. Sure. That's another level of erotic. Sure. When you get to be, you know, having intercourse vaginally and not have to worry about getting a woman pregnant or whatever. And, um, that's another level of excitement. Sure. I get that. Now you want to add a little, you know, And then she pulls out and sucks my dick and gets her juices. I was like, you know what? This is win-win. That's probably one of my favorite things to do. Sure. Ride a guy and then suck it off. Now you add in the anal aspect. Okay. Taboo, taboo. You know, well, now it's like, okay, are you with a woman who's like, fuck, no, you're not going to get near my asshole. Yep. there and I go, oh my god. And then again, if it's someone who, you know, you could shake your hips and bang the sides of her ass, you sit there, okay, this is nice, but then all of a sudden you get someone like yourself whose asshole is like, it's like. Well, for all the action it gets, it's still tight. Yeah, well, you don't get that much action. No, no, I can tell when I've had a bigger cock in my ass, though, for sure. Yeah, but again, you don't have a cock in your ass every week. I know. Well, that's up to you. That's your call. You make your own dates. I don't make your dates. Sometimes they just don't happen. Sure. What can I tell you? Whatever happens. I don't want to do the same thing every, you know. I mean, anal's very cool, but you don't want to do anal all the time. All anal, all the time. But, you know, so from the giver, not the receiver end of things, it depends on where you're, again, coming from. What is your normal experience? Right, right. Even if you're a single individual and you're like, oh my God, I've never had anal. Oh my God, I've never been able to go bareback. I've never been able to go bareback on either hole. I've never been able to come in her mouth. I've never been able to just like, whatever hole I want, then do whatever I want, deliver whatever I want as many times as I want. Wow, sounds like a playground. It is. It really, truly is. Yeah, sure. Outer Bounds. Yeah. So... Maybe just to give them a heads up. Hey, I'm going to stick my dick in your ass now! No. Well, or right off the bat, it's like, okay, before we go in the bedroom, don't put your dick in my mouth. Don't put your dick even close to my ass. Don't even put your finger close to my ass. Oh, boy. And make sure you have three condoms on before you put it on my pussy. It's like, wow, this is going to be so hot. Oh, I can't wait. I'm not going to feel a fucking thing. I'm going to go home and fuck a balloon. I'm just going to go home and jerk off. It'll feel better. Yeah. I don't have to wear it. I'd go bareback with my hand. I'm such a dirty hand. Dirty hand. Dirty, dirty hand. You're a little whore hand, aren't you? Swallow my cum whore hand. Who's your arm? Who's your arm? I guess. Who's your arm? Well, who controls the hand? Yeah, I know. Who controls the hand? It's a daddy, it would be, right? Yeah, well, yeah. It's the arm. Yeah, so. The daddy of the hand is the arm. Is that your? That's where it's going. Yeah, that's where you're going. Yeah. Yeah, so. Yeah, so, I mean, yeah, it can be very erotic from the giver? No. Would you be the giver or the receiver if you don't own the holes? I think I would be the receiver. I have the holes. Yeah. On the receiver. Okay, so the guy giving, the person giving. The giver. Is, you know, depends on where they're, you know, coming from. So to speak. No pun intended. I don't know a phrase to use. What experiences they have had in the past, their past experiences. What port they're leaving from. What port they're leaving from, okay. Yeah, I mean, you know, what is your norm? Right. I mean, what is your experience level? You know, have you gotten to go bareback and not have to worry about any orifice? Right. You know? So that's my take on it. Oh, I see. Yeah. So me being on the other side, I'd be the receiver. Okay. So as a woman who is orifice open. Sure. Orifice open. I like that. Well, here's my twist on it. It's... Don't twist. that hurts. Any hole is fine. So I like being with guys that don't have that experience level. That's a real turn-on for me, finding somebody who's like, oh, I've never done that, or I've always wanted to do that, and I'm able to, you know, fulfill that for them. For me, it's great. I mean, I'm so glad that I don't have to have, you know, guys work hard, because if you have, like you said, it deadens everything. So like having a condom in my ass, it would be like. But if they're more comfortable wearing condoms. Absolutely. But I'm just saying sometimes that can be darn right painful because it, you know, you dries out and you have rubber. Grips the sides. Yeah, a little bit. Just a little bit. You smell that rubber burning. You're like, ooh, maybe I should put some spunk lube on that. Yeah, put something in. Lube that fucker up. Yeah, because that could get kind of rough. But if they're open to being bareback or and. Choosing a hole that to them would be very erotic. I'm right there. I think that the anal is definitely the most taboo, of course. Okay. Which do you take the greatest pleasure in? Okay, let's pretend the guy has had everything. Oh, God. Okay, like the guy you're, as an example, the gentleman you were trying to have come over today, but he couldn't do the family commitments. Okay. You've had him in every one of those orifices? Yes. Okay. Which one do you feel, which one do you get the most pleasure out of if he was here? Oh, God. That's a hard one. Hopefully. If it's not, only one of the orifices really help that. I think anal. Okay. I think anal. Okay. There's no wrong answer. It depends on my mood sometimes, Sometimes I'm more stimulated on one side than the other. Sometimes I want Oreo cookies. Sometimes I want Chips Ahoy. Yeah, exactly. It's exactly like that analogy. Sometimes I want bourbon. Sometimes I want whiskey. Exactly. Sometimes I want bourbon. But I have three. Sometimes I want oral. Sometimes I want vaginal. Sometimes I want anal. Okay, so with that concept, I mean, you have the ability to supply all three. Right. Okay. You don't go into it. Well, you don't go into it with a predetermined like, okay, I want him to finish here. You're just like, I just want to have, okay, for the next few minutes, I want him here. Then a couple minutes later, maybe I want him here. Yeah, it does. It goes through a lot of things. And then it's like when he starts to like, oh, boy, I'm gonna. And then you're like, okay, well, you make a split decision. Well, finish here. And yeah, sometimes it's because you don't have that much time, but usually it's not so predetermined because people are people. People are human and they go through. You think he's going to come and say, oh, good. I'm riding him cowgirl and his dick's in my pussy and it kind of feels really good and it sounds like he's going to come and ice cream pie would be really nice, be hot. But everybody also has their favorite way of finishing and I know this particular person that you're speaking of has this thing that he He loves to jerk off on me. So I've only gotten one cream pie from him all the time. Oh, you actually got one? The first time we were together. Yes, I have it on video. I can document it. Okay. I believe you. I believe you. Because all the rest of them are looking, it's all like facials. He's the one that shoots a bird out of the sky. Yeah, he can take a bird out of the plane. Yeah, so I got one cream pie. Called FAA. Yeah. He's going to be an ejaculation in this area in the next half hour. Keep all low-flying airplane away. Yeah, it's almost to that point. every time like he does me doggy or something and he thinks he's gonna come he always pulls out and like he likes to jerk off either on my face you know which is very cool i like that a lot or he'll do it like so it just hits my lip and chin and mostly goes on my tits and chest and like he likes to rub it around and you know or if he's doing me doggy he'll pull it out and jerk off over my back and then rub it onto my butt or my back or you know anything back there so he's got his own his own thing going on that he likes. So I'm glad that when you're with a person, you have to kind of find out what their go-to is for an orgasm. And it's not something you talk about. Well, how do you like to have your orgasms? A little check sheet. So while you're here today, what do you hope to achieve? Here is the paperwork to fill out. How many minutes do you want me to suck your cock? Are you expecting any ball licking? Do you want all of them licked? One more than the other? Equal attention? Cupping. Would you like cupping on your testicles while I suck your cock? Or separately? Or should I jerk off while I'm rubbing your balls? While I'm sucking your dick, do you expect me to fondle myself? He just took something very erotic and made it very clinical. Yeah, it's like, okay. So while I am sucking your dick, will you be playing with your nipples? No? Okay, that's fine. Just want to make sure we coordinate this. Well, you know what? Funny you should say that. There was a couple I was with, and I didn't know that he was really into nipple play. They were an unusual couple. They were very... I can't even begin to guess because there's been so many of those. No, the one that the video we were doing today, they were the couple that came over. Oh, they were, yeah, they're definitely unique. Yeah, I mean, in a good way. They're definitely hardcore. Hey, they embraced it, man. I'm envious. Oh, yeah, yeah, they definitely. But I didn't know what to expect or how, I don't want to use the word aggressive. That's just not a very good word to use. But they were definitely more. I don't know. I'd almost have to use aggressive. And not in a bad way. I mean, they're... No. It was really fun, actually. Their game is stepped up. That's a good way to put it. Yeah. I mean, I got a lot of hair pulling. I didn't have to coax with it. Well, they spit on each other in each other's mouths and stuff, which, hey, you're exchanging fluids anyway. If I'm kissing you, what's the difference? Yeah, exactly. You know, I mean, he's a good kisser. I mean... Okay. Hey, whatever floats your boat, babe. I don't have a boat. No boat. I barely have a dinghy. Yeah, he was very vocal, which I loved. They're aggressive. How's that? They are aggressive. Yeah. You just said that. You said aggressive. Is that the word we agreed upon? Yeah, that's the agreed upon word is aggressive. In my head, I'm going through odd things. A lot of other synonyms. Is that what it was? You're like a little thesaurus in your head. Is it be aggressive or should it be, you know, what else? Yeah, aggressive. Yeah, they were definitely over the top. Yeah, but they do it as everyone should. Oh, yeah. But my point was, she was like tweaking his nipples and pinching them. Oh, yeah, I noticed that, yeah. Yeah, and then I was blowing him, and she just comes, no, she was blowing him. She came back, and she just smacked his balls. I was like, oh, my, oh, my goodness. Hello. Oh, wow. I think even in the video, I was like, oh, okay. Yeah, nope, nope. Not for me. Nope. And she just kept, like, after that, she'd rub his balls, rub his balls, and then smack him. I was like, wow. Okay. My dick just shriveled. Yeah. You're saying that. I had forgotten what they'd done to me. Look, you know, look at the video. It's like, oh, yeah, I forgot about that. I think I was on the other side of the table, so I wasn't, I didn't see all, yeah. But, yeah. That's not good in my world. No. Those who it works for, great. My world? Hell no. But whatever. Yeah, but as a receiver for all those things, I think that for me, getting back to the topic, that anal just seems to have checked more of the boxes for me. How is anal different than vaginal for you? What's the feeling? The feelings are similar somewhat, except it's back furthering within your ass. Well, that's a safe assumption, yeah. But the thing is with vaginal, since I don't have a very large, deep vagina, that if somebody, if they have a long penis, if they have a big dick, it hits bottom. So I get like, oh, making me feel like I have to pee. But if it goes into the back door, like I always say before, there's more room back there. Yeah, you get into the small intestine, large intestine. The whole left side of my body goes numb. That's true. The whole left side will go numb. At least my leg, I think my leg goes down. Hit must hit a nerve or something. But the guy with a longer dick in my left eye starts to twitch. He starts hitting the brain stem. I think Angelina was telling me she was playing with a toy anally not too long ago. She says it was so hot. But she goes, my leg went numb. I was like, I've heard that before. Yeah, my leg went numb. It must hit some kind of nerve. But the thing is with anal, for it to Something goes in my ass. You know, for me personally, I am just like, nothing goes dumb. I'm in complete convulsions to beat someone in the ass. I'm not going back to cell block B ever again. Well, here's the thing. It's like if it's in my ass, it gives me more room for clitoral stimulation so I get the best of both worlds. Like I've come on guys that had like a little bit of a bush. And if I'm riding him, but he's in my ass, the way that his hair tickles my clit has made me cum. So that's a benefit. That's kind of cool. I like that. I can't complain about that. Any orgasm is a good orgasm. Exactly. So that's a nice thing. It opens up a little bit. I have a little bit more room to get a toy down there, play with my clit as he's in my ass. Honk a truck or something. Honk a truck. Exactly. Honk honk. That can reach back. I can grab his balls. Weeble wobble. All those things. All those things. All those toys. Sorry Board. Monopoly. That just takes too long. All those little pieces get caught and disappear and I never see them again. Lincoln Log. Lincoln Log. But yeah, that's my take on it. Even as they think that the S is more taboo because it kind of is. It's kind of like, oh, no. Oh, yeah. That's always been. That's an exit. You don't go in there. I like the buck traffic, you know. Okay. Didn't see the one-way signs. Yeah, exactly. When it comes to that, I like that. But there's as much stimulation there in the back door as there is in the vaginal? Yeah, because for me, yes, because all the stimulation vaginally also comes from the clit. Okay. You know, so even if these. I'm just asking. I mean, I suppose. I could have a vaginal orgasm. I haven't had that many of them. Yes, you have. Vaginal? No, it's usually clitoral. There's a clitoral involved somehow, some way. Okay, so even like if you're grinding on someone, generally a clitoral. Yes. All right. Yeah. But if it's anal, I can do it more myself, and I can use a toy, I can use, like I said, his body. And you get anal orgasm. And I get anal orgasm. So you can get like a twofer close to each other. Oh, yeah, you could. Yeah, you absolutely could. I'm jealous. I think the closest I came to that or actually achieved that was, yeah, the closest, yeah, I achieved that once that was really memorable. I'm sure I've achieved it many times, but the most memorable was that threesome with that couple and you did the pin light video. That was super hot. But when he was doing me anally, it was like, I just blanked out. And I do remember, like, you know, yelling, you know, harder, fuck me harder, you know. Yeah, well, my ex-wife, we did a threesome one time. And it was DP, double penetration. Oh, my gosh. And she had an orgasm so strong she passed out. Yep, yeah. I mean, do you remember you saying that? Yeah, we actually, two separate times that happened. Wow. Yeah, so she became at that point, I can't speak to her about it now or speak about it now, but yeah, she became a fan. I've only done DP once and it wasn't all that. I think when you did it, it was a sample to try. It wasn't a full session. It was just like, hey, it was trying. There's a lot of logistics involved. Oh, yeah. You gotta have, first of all, you need two men comfortable with each other. That's one. With themselves, if nothing else. Yes. And then, you know, it's, that's the hardest part. We've tried to get guys to do a three session. No, I don't want no sword fights. Not that it's a sword fight. Yeah, there's only a little piece of skin between them. Oh, you feel it. Because I did DP. I was one of the two people doing DP. And yeah, you feel the other person moving around in there. It was weird. Yeah, I can understand that. And you almost don't want it to feel good. Yeah. There you go. You almost don't want it to feel good. Yeah, because it's like, that's his dick. It's rubbing against my dick. Maybe I'm a little guy. But the thing is, her pussy is the thing keeping us so close to each other. But there are plenty of guys out there that are willing to do that. The bigger problem that we've encountered is guys who want to do it on video. Well, that too. But there's logistics involved. You can't have limber. They have to have maybe a slightly longer dick depending on which hole they're in. Depending on the position and who's got the longer dick who gets which hole now how would you set it up so if if the guy is laying on his back and you're doing reverse cowgirl okay the guy on his back that he has to go in your ass of course that makes sense okay if you're on if he's on his back and you're just you're facing him oh then it's not reverse cowgirl whoever's on the bottom needs a longer dick yeah male wise okay okay if he's on his back okay Yeah, okay. I'm facing him. I'm riding him like a horse. The guy on the bottom needs a longer dick. The guy with the shorter dick has less of a thrust, could take your ass. You think? Yeah. But he's going to be so, he might be further away. No, because your ass is higher up. So he can come in, he's at a shorter distance. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, I've done the geometry. There's a lot of, you know... Trigonometry. I don't know what it is. Yeah, but... And I'm so small. That's the problem. I don't have a lot of... No, if they both have big dicks, no one has a problem. Right. They mix and match. Right. Hmm. I just think I'm too short. I'm just too short in so many aspects. Well, it doesn't matter your size. You don't think so? The guy on the bottom needs to have the bigger dick. Okay. What if I were to... Oh, see, when you were talking about me being on top, I was thinking reverse calculator. When you bend your legs up. Right. Okay, if the guy's on the bottom, he bends his legs up. Right. He's got to have more to get in there because your leg's up. The guy on top, he's right there. Okay, so now reverse that. If you're doggy, your asshole's still up. Not doggy, I'm sorry. If you're. Well, I don't. Your fingers aren't making it. I'll draw you a picture later. You're going to have to draw. I don't know what the heck. What? I have the charts upstairs. The last time that I did the DP, the gentleman was sitting in a chair. I sat on him. He was in my ass. Neither of them were bigger than the other. They're both equal distance. Yeah, both equal pretty much size-wise. And then the other guy came and laid on top of me and his dick went in my pussy, which kind of was awkward. It was okay. It wasn't great. They fell out. Well, because they both were equal length, and those lengths weren't extraordinary. No. I'm not criticizing, I'm just saying, because I'm not extraordinary. Well, but I'm a small person, so there's not a whole lot of meat to get around, you know, not a whole lot of... It's still going around curves that the penis isn't meant to go around. Ah. So, I'll draw you pictures. Yeah, you're going to have to, I... Yeah. Anyway, hey, Info at Hot Wife Podcast, thank you all for listening. If you want to reach out to us, us with any concepts, ideas, thoughts, comments, whatever. I'd love to hear from you. 50shadesofpleasure.com. The free magazine is out, the new one for April, based on tabooness. Oh, so everything. Check it out. 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