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Lorena Bobbit was killed in an auto accident. Some dick cut her off.
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Lorena Bobbit was killed in an auto accident. Some dick cut her off.
Our kid is on one of those fb groups. we are not, and we see way more than we want. Think of fb this way, we are not customers, we are the product. We go online and fb sells us to the advertisers or anyone else with enough money. Privacy i…
I agree with shaved. I lived out west most of my adult life and have native friends and family that have very different views on sex. Growing up in a one room home, kids see parents have sex and it is considered normal. At least one tribe…
The double strike argument is based on a sales gimmick, not science. If your life is in danger and you want to keep striking the same primer that already failed to ignite, go ahead. I'll take my chances with another round. I had this argum…
Terrorists are civilians, and they hide behind noncombatant civilians. Don't make too much of the propaganda numbers thrown around.
I heard on NPR that he is making $$ from spotify. He is set to play our local festival next week. Portsmouth Ohio. I'm holding my opinion until after hearing what he has to say.
We have friends & family working the oil fields that went from feast to famine when leases and fracking were changed. Personally we have profited from oil leases we own, because more demand and less supply, for any reason, makes the price…
molly- does the price you point out include the transportation cost? the price at the well may stay the same but trains are much more expensive and arguably less environmentally friendly than a pipeline.
The balloon is a distraction to keep our attention away from something very unpopular happening somewhere. (putting my foil hat back on)
If you have sex with a clone of yourself is it gay, incest, or masturbation? I'm going with all the above on all questions.
Made a couple of trips to a state wildlife area with my year old German short hair to hunt pheasant released by the state. The dog pointed like a champ and we both had a great time. Thanksgiving bird(s) are a little smaller this year, but…
My psa was only 4.2 , but the doc felt a bump so I opted for a biopsy. Chose local anesthesia to save time and money, so there was some pain. The results were positive for cancer. If it comes to surgery, use the robotic data Vinci method t…
John Lott and others have researched defensive firearm use. I would rather see the studies and stats that show how many murders are because of drugs and gangs. My experience in the cop job was most murders were related to the illegal drug…
My take on Musk buying Twitter: the company has censured and pissed off the right wingers, and pays a bunch of woke idiots to run it for the purpose of propaganda. Assuming the right left split is near 50/50, it should be easy to fire all…
Was it wrong to use weapons to stop slavery? Hitler? The bad guy that wants to hurt my family? It's easy to abhor violence and guns from a safe space protected by others with guns ready to do violence on your behalf.
In some big cities providers advertise the first visit free so you can see if it works for you. You can also buy a DIY machine online.
When I said $20t on the credit card I used an outdated number, but who has the time to look up a number that increases millions daily. Another thing to consider with inflation, the gov is printing more money which makes the problem worse.
20 trillion on the credit card, but the economy is great! Maybe not so much when the interest and inflation is factored in.
Who was his in charge? Tough question. Congress spent the money, presidents signed off on it, governors and mayors implemented restrictions and programs, and doctors advised all the above.
My point is we spent trillions and did little to nothing to protect the most vulnerable. Many senior homes were forced to take in covid patients even though they were not equipped or trained to stop the spread or treat those affected. The…
I have seen stats that show 40% of deaths to be elderly. We shut down an entire nation, destroyed the economy and sent virus patients to senior homes that were incapable of protecting the most vulnerable. Worst response possible. Also cons…
And how many died because they postponed a Dr visit? How many suicides and overdoses? I have believed since the beginning the response is more dangerous the virus.
For anyone considering a v snip, I enjoyed sex the next day, but absolutely, positively DO NOT RIDE A MOTORCYCLE AND HIT A POTHOLE!!!
Love sucks when you're attracted to red flags.
Several friends and family all over the country had it and recovered. Three died from suicide . Destroying the economy has risks too.
Bribery, extortion, racketeering, for starters.
So if I'm an oil-gas executive, I want to hire a crackhead with zero experience in the energy business, and doesn't speak the language, but his daddy has access to billions of US $$ to spend on my company. Anyone with half a brain has to s…
We did the Mail vote in the OH primary. Applied for a ballot online the first week it was available and received an "application" for a ballot a month later. Sent in the application the next day, got a real ballot a month later. The final…
"no Guns, no shootings" . Makes perfect sense. We banned illegal opiates and... Oh snap. Way more people die from opiate overdose than gunshots in this country.
Instead of asking how many thousands "must" die, we should be looking at the overall death rate, from all causes, compared to past years. The reason I say this is because it is a more realistic measure of the danger, and eventually the shu…
Antibody test in NYC show about 1 in 5 people have already had it. Healthcare workers do have a higher infection rate, but it generally only Kills unhealthy people. The infection rate appears to be much higher and the death rate much lower…
Frozen peas are a must! Really not that bad for pain, but do not ride a motorcycle the next day no matter how good you feel. Hitting a pothole felt like being punted. Other than that, no performance issues at all.
I worked nights and found out hours later from a phone msg telling me to remain available for call. The next few days were very tense. We really expected more attacks throughout the country.
We could make it 1-2 times a year. Wish we had something like that close.
Yes we are all judgmental bastages. I always enjoyed the phrase "you can't judge me '. Well duh! I just did! Especially fun to point out when the job involves handcuffs.
An important stat everyone seems to be missing here is the health of the female partner. Wives of circumcised men are much less likely to get infections.
Has anyone else noticed nobody admits to having sex with Hillary? I actually find that more troublesome.
My point.......way back, is that "couples only" may not mean that to a club owner that makes most of his money off of voyeurs and allows the rules to slide. We never went back to that club and now we try to get a feel for a place before we…
The government can either attack the gun culture or the prez and homeland security can admit radicals are slipping through the cracks because of political correctness in the intel community. Do a google search on Philip Haney and his book…
We enjoy watching and being watched. We eased into swinging gradually that way. We did have an experience at a club where we were playing in an "open couples only area" and looked up to see 5-6 dudes watching and wacking off. They were clo…