Short Jokes
in Jokes and Funnies ·
A naked man came up to his wife and asked “ do you want to see my clock” Wife: “ that’s not a clock” Husband: “ it would be if you put both hands and your face on it”
BigKahunaCat
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The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
in Politics ·
[quote=windowShopping7][quote=BigKahunaCat][quote=windowShopping7][quote=BigKahunaCat][quote=vabeachcouple33][quote=BigKahunaCat]Most country’s GDP is based on things they produce such as energy, manufacturing, trade etc. was not surprised…
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
in Politics ·
[quote=vabeachcouple33]Did I get something wrong, aside (hopefully) than the part about 10 inch butthairs?[/quote]What is your fascination with butt hairs.? And you go around measuring them? Might think of another hobby, but whatever rocks…
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
in Politics ·
[quote=windowShopping7][quote=BigKahunaCat][quote=vabeachcouple33][quote=BigKahunaCat]Most country’s GDP is based on things they produce such as energy, manufacturing, trade etc. was not surprised to learn that after agriculture, Somalia b…
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
in Politics ·
[quote=vabeachcouple33][quote=BigKahunaCat]Most country’s GDP is based on things they produce such as energy, manufacturing, trade etc. was not surprised to learn that after agriculture, Somalia biggest contributor is remittances from over…
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
in Politics ·
Most country’s GDP is based on things they produce such as energy, manufacturing, trade etc. was not surprised to learn that after agriculture, Somalia biggest contributor is remittances from overseas nationals. Basically people sending mo…
Canary Islands
in Travel ·
Been awhile since we travelled there, but always had a great time. So many nude beaches to enjoy. One of favorites Charo del Palo. Great beach and little town. People even roamed the town nude, funny seeing ladies shop for hats in the all…
Just Wondering
in Open Forum ·
Window shopping Thanks for enlightening us on the correct use of the forums.
Just Wondering
in Open Forum ·
Just wondering If an ice agent was to reveal his face and is outed and he is later murdered would that be considered a hate crime?
Just Wondering
in Open Forum ·
Just back from a bit of shopping in a small arts and crafts store. Inside they played Christmas music on low as background, pleasant. Outside were Four protesters of the store playing Christmas inside, bad mouthing people entering and leav…
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
in Politics ·
I know it’s a sorry way to be, but when I vote now, it’s a choice between the lesser of two evils. Very sad. Nobody has anything constructive to offer. Imagine sitting in your company meetings and all you hear are complaints. Wouldn’t that…
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
in Politics ·
While some in here quibble about the amount of dollars in various frauds, my ire is that so much, fraud that is, seems to exist even with so called safe guards in place. You will always have issues like this dealing with other peoples mone…
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
in Politics ·
Oh my head, make it stop. Never seen such a pissing contest over such stuff. Make the choices you want to make and get on with your lives One thing for sure, hope to not run into some of the commentators on here Amazing how much people cla…
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
in Politics ·
To Goodenuff I understand what the judge did, my question is why did she wait. Upon conclusion of the trial, if she found the evidence lacking, she could have made her ruling then. Why put the jury in the jury room to deliberate if she was…
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
in Politics ·
Got to feel for those jurists in Minnesota who answered a summons, took their time and did their duty only to have the judge basically tell them they are wrong. You are too ignorant to understand what was presented in court was all incorre…
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
in Politics ·
Head Scratcher Many people flee to America to according to them, to escape violence, oppression and many other things in their homes of origin. Then when here, something’s upset them such as deportation and support of the US to other count…
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
in Politics ·
Being in the military I gave and received many a distasteful order. To quantify an order as “unlawful “ I would have to be qualified to determine what was behind the order which I doubt many can do, especially political members. I would li…
WTF
in Open Forum ·
Just wait till Carmel, California gets those call to prayer sirens.
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
in Politics ·
Funny how on this site with all the forums listed this seems to be the mot active. Political stuff does consume some folks.
WTF
in Open Forum ·
Ron Kathy Blame our wonderful new and improved education system lol
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
in Politics ·
Fun for That would have been a great photo op lol. Then people would gossip about your role with Epstein lol
Saint Martin
in Travel ·
Count me in Tammy
WTF
in Open Forum ·
Was going to recommend a new chat room called poof. Enter it chat and poof your gone. Seems someone beat me to it since it was working in all its glory today. Well I can always chat with the wife and get more clarification on my short comi…
Where are the older swingers
in Senior Swingers ·
Thinking of attaching uncle’s inflatable doll to the chat rooms. Since he is elderly any help blowing the thing up will help and those chat rooms do blow up often.
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
in Politics ·
The frustrating thing about politics is that the people on both sides actually believe the garbage they are peddling. It is quite obvious that both sides have at one point or another had control and still could not solve most relevant issu…
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
in Politics ·
With free bus rides being challenged in NYC, it is being proposed that free camel rides will be offered at the zoo.
Short Jokes
in Jokes and Funnies ·
For those that remember the old western series, Have Gun will travel, I proposed a new reality series to Bravo network titles, Have Cock will Travel. No callback yet.
WTF
in Open Forum ·
Understand that my comment was referring to the new today and new this week listings. Vast majority with no Pic and no paid status. My feeling is that they will be overall more disappointed if they remain in that status.
WTF
in Open Forum ·
We approve profiles as well. Was wondering what some are expecting to happen here. Most if not all are free, just Gumby post, but most list in profile want to meet others. Better to find the needle in the haystack with the tools your bring…
Short Jokes
in Jokes and Funnies ·
Driving to work today I was crossing a bridge that was jam packed with protesters. Being forced to stop I asked a protester what this was all about. He pointed to a street sign that read Watch for ICE on bridge.
Fellas how are your ejaculations loads these days?
in Men Talk ·
One horny’s tips are always great to follow up on. Agree, beer comes later lol
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
in Open Forum ·
Getting old does suck, but you also don’t sweat the small stuff that much anymore either. Life to us has been to just find the right balance. And have as few regrets as possible.
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
in Open Forum ·
Views are irrelevant unless there is a message follow up. And then that usually leads to nothing more, many times due to distance.
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
in Open Forum ·
Our happy thoughts involve an evening of pleasure with onehornywife.
What Porn Star would you most like to fuck?
in 3-Some ·
Wisconsin Tiff. Either she is a terrific actress or she is really into it. Gotta love it.
Seriously - any 60-70 couples still in the game?
in Senior Swingers ·
Finding more couples starting this lifestyle later in life. Don’t know what it is, maybe a desire to experience sex with others or just increase fun levels. Met a couple who both just turned 65 and only had sex with each other. Took a whil…
What Porn Star would you most like to fuck?
in 3-Some ·
Would make a porno with Joriman Monday thru Friday and twice on Thursday.
WTF
in Open Forum ·
lol Goodenff, yes eye bleach. Necessary in everyone medicine cabinet
STORIES
in Open Forum ·
Now that stories have returned, just wondering what was improved. See relatively no difference with what was before. Was hoping at least for an author list by profile so could comment directly. Hubby has posted a number of stories on anoth…
What Porn Star would you most like to fuck?
in 3-Some ·
Something about Song Lee is very arousing to us. She just seems to enjoy everything
VA 55+ Retirement Communities
in Senior Swingers ·
Before we downsized we looked into the 55+ community and they were all so similar so we passed. The outfit that would really build one for swingers would do great lol
WTF
in Open Forum ·
Wow goodenuff your a whopping 1% better than us. We need to work harder lol The pictures your reviewing have never crossed our screen but you may have a higher clearance rate Keep the humor up as well as anything else sagging.
WTF
in Open Forum ·
Good Good idea. We appear to be 98% so I guess we approve ok.
WTF
in Open Forum ·
We are one of the profiles that check and approve new profiles and pics. Don’t know how others do it but look for some kind of accuracy. Recently got one for a single female stating 115 pounds at 7’ 8”. Do not care a picture of her if she…
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
in Open Forum ·
I’m a nostalgic slot player when we visit the casino. Instead of always tapping the spin button I will grab and pull the handle and hold it. My husband takes this as a sign to head up to the room.
Your First Orgy
in 3-Some ·
Our first orgy was not planned or even anticipated. We attended our third house party with 7 other couples. Some started pairing off quickly while the wife and I were still chatting with others. A guy came out of the master bedroom and tol…
Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex
in 3-Some ·
Joined the mike high club some years back. Thought I cleaned up very well but upon climbing over the sleeping guy in the aisle, noticed cum running down my leg. Hubby was polite and asked the stew for several napkins.
Just Wondering
in Open Forum ·
Mrs has been known to throw out a few “oh my lord”
Just Wondering
in Open Forum ·
Selena Gomez bakes cookies? Who knew? I guess many actresses have culinary skills we are unaware of.
Pineapples
in 3-Some ·
It’s very confusing in Hawaii as so much pineapple jewelry is worn. Can imagine making the wrong assumption not going over very well lol.
Pineapples
in 3-Some ·
Peppa4u, if hubby saw you with your pineapple he would in the very least carry your groceries to your car. Plus he would buy a pineapple also and ask you to share it.
Name something else that WTF stands for
in Games ·
Wonderful titty fuck
Who likes to Kiss?
in 3-Some ·
If you don’t care to kiss her she probably won’t suck your cock or lick the wife. And you can forget anything else too.
Just Wondering
in Open Forum ·
On our first trip we Hawaii we boarded an elevator in a well known hotel in Honolulu. We realized it was loaded with Japanese and German tourists who were conversing in their typical angry sounding tones. Hubby started to say something but…
Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex
in 3-Some ·
Hump We would certainly like to watch you try. Have seen ladies take endowed guys before; the facial expressions and sounds are great.
Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex
in 3-Some ·
Joroman lol good one but then again it’s your usual funny response love it!
Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex
in 3-Some ·
Bernie Rare to have a foot long anywhere but never tried on elevator. Good for you guys
How do couples feel about going bare and cream?
in 3-Some ·
We will sign up to Rick Kelsey!
How do couples feel about going bare and cream?
in 3-Some ·
If the choice was ours alone we would go bare. I love a great cumshot, whether in my pussy or mouth. The ultimate is a double dose in pussy and ass. Love the feel of flowing out. Several loads back to back is great too.
Public sex!
in Fantasies ·
Back in the day when we were more nimble, we would have sex on our balcony whether in high rise resort, hotel or condo. Most of the time we were high up and we observed more than being observed. One time in a condo on the 10th floor overlo…
Creampie Eating
in Fantasies ·
Would love sharing a cream pie or two with onehornywife, .both her hubby and mine would be great. Probably could not just do it once either
Sperm competition
in Fantasies ·
We like Frau Cream pies should come in multiples at the same time. Wife loves it.
Kinky fantasy
in Fantasies ·
The kinkiest thing I’ve done at least for me is a bukkake while in a European club. They had a room where that was going on and hubby dared me to try. Several women were on the ground with men standing over them with spurting cocks. I laid…
Who likes to Kiss?
in 3-Some ·
If either of us refused to kiss A lady like Zeba, we should be committed lol
Pineapples
in 3-Some ·
Funny thing about pineapples We downsized a while back and moved to smaller town. After everything else we checked into churches that help the community, versus the big mega churches that just enrich themselves. We found one and met some w…
A Song to Suit your current Mood
in Open Forum ·
When the moon goes down on Medina Lake, I’ll be going down on you Fast Buck.
Observation
in Open Forum ·
@funly I would say well over half are singles with that percentage being more men. Couples tend to be older, 50+
Observation
in Open Forum ·
Just started approving profiles and pics. Finding that a lot of the profiles begin as free. Hope these people realize how limited this site will be for them as free. Hope many become paid to take advantage of the upgrades. Am impressed by…
Vacation friends with benefits wanted
in Travel ·
We would love to travel with one or more couples. So many games can be played. Confusing the hotel staff of who’s who by trading partners by the pool, in the bar or lounge and at the front desk. Check in with your spouse but show up at the…
Licking a wife while she and hubby make a cream pie
in 3-Some ·
Onehornywife Hope your plan came true. So jealous it wasn’t us.
Friends first swingers?
in Senior Swingers ·
Even at house parties we have introductions so it would be incredibly rare for me to not know anyone’s name before they lick my pussy, or slip a cock in me. Might be brief but it still is something. Never had that question asked while fuck…
What Porn Star would you most like to fuck?
in 3-Some ·
Joroman is to kind. But his comments just may have to be rewarded. Smooth move lol
What Porn Star would you most like to fuck?
in 3-Some ·
Hubby says Molly Jane. Reminds him of an early girlfriend, cute and pretty not gorgeous. All natural body slim with great tits and a great attitude. She just likes to fuck. If given the chance hubby would do her.
How many couples/swingers can fit on a Queen size bed?
in Open Forum ·
As many as possible before it breaks. Had that happen to a king one time. People just kept fucking on the floor lol.
Ever see someone you know on SLS?
in Open Forum ·
We casually know a lady in our subdivision who we see walking her dog or getting mail. Usually a hi or hello with a wave not much more. While on line a while back, hubby noticed a profile of her. We did a double take and we’re convinced wa…
Saint Martin
in Travel ·
Been a few times, no swinger club persay, bunch of stripper bars that are less than cool. Best luck we have found is on the beaches where you can strike up conversations and maybe get lucky. The brits and Germans are the most open and we h…
Wife wants a gangbang
in Open Forum ·
We were at a house party and it just happened. We were in a bedroom with another couple each playing with the others wife. Another couple wandered in and once the guy was finished with my wife the other dude just started fucking her. This…
Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex
in 3-Some ·
On many trips to Maui we played one time on the black sand beach in Hana. Early still in the morning we decided to get it on so I mounted my husband just sliding my bottom bikini over and his surfer shorts down. In the heat of the moment w…
Reading Profiles!!
in First Contact ·
Such a waste of time telling people no when it is so obvious they have not read your profile, or worse cannot comprehend what you wrote. I spent a good amount of time to word my profile to be clear what I am interested in and what I am not…
UPDATE We have encountered Flakes and Been Ghosted but this is new
in Finding Playmates ·
I would say we have very fortunate with meeting people in general, as far as this site goes, not so much. To us it has mainly been a distance thing. We are also wary of couples that agree to everything in chat but their profile reveals it…
Just Wondering
in Open Forum ·
Just wondering Recently got a message from a couple that liked out profile and wanted to meet. We read their profile and scratched our heads. Their entire profile was about bbc gangbangs and their search for such. We had to re read our pro…
What Porn Star would you most like to fuck?
in 3-Some ·
Since pornstars are acting, I’ll stick with my wife. I like real reactions.
Fake profiles
in Finding Playmates ·
What is going on in here, people just stupid? Been getting a number of views from ladies profiles, but if you read it, it’s from a guy. Do they really think that’s gonna fly with people. If you can’t get your sex right your gonna be hopele…
Birthday gift for my Husband
in 3-Some ·
Birthday gift for husband. For his 50th he was working late so when he arrived the house was dark. I left a note that dinner was in the microwave or he could check out our bedrooms. We had 4 bedrooms and I marked all with post it’s 1-4. We…
Just Wondering
in Open Forum ·
Just wondering When we log on to our home page we see random matching profiles of people I guess we are compatible with. Just interesting that we often are listed on there too. So we match ourselves. I guess we should take the time to meet…
Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex
in 3-Some ·
Dang Jaknwife, you must be acrobats. We have enough problems staying on jet skies lol
Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex
in 3-Some ·
The sunrise on Maui in the early morning hours. So cold we watched a bit and then back to the car under a blanket. Well we got horny and made whoopee in the back seat of the rental, blanket came off and noticed we had as many onlookers as…
Profile viewing
in 3-Some ·
We enjoy reading people’s profiles to see what their interests are and if we have commonality. Basically we then view pics they may have opened. It is pointless for us to view pics if we have nothing in common with the couple. Based on tha…
Active swinger cities
in New Forums ·
With the activity we’ve seen just on SLS, it must be all over Florida, from towns to cities. Haven’t seen any exact numbers, but Florida must be the hotbed of lifestylers . And we haven’t been yet lol.
Sex Stories
in Website ·
Would like to see some improvement in story section. Other sites have far easier setup to view and follow stories and easier to find. My husband has posted stories here and elsewhere and finds posting and setting up here far more difficult…
Seriously - any 60-70 couples still in the game?
in Senior Swingers ·
We are still active to an extent. We mainly play with people we know and have met over years. We prefer house parties and small group settings. You can have the clubs and cruises and big events, too much of an overload with that many peopl…
Single men contact you with no pics?
in 3-Some ·
Where do I begin lol. First you can tell they don’t read it or comprehend the profile. NO SINGLE MALES zooms right past them. Every chat begins with a dynamic whisper of “hi” second is “ what are you up to”. Do these guys have a script or…
What's on your playlist when you play?
in New Forums ·
When wife and I play it’s usually jazz both old and new. Some new age as well. When we party with other couples we don’t listen to what’s playing. Usually somebody has porn on cranked up, but really like to hear the sounds that the people…
Houston tx
in Resorts ·
Only two that we know of Bare Fun in the Sun in Bacliff and Emerald Lake Resort in Porter, Tx. Only been to one and that is Emerald. Very much into families, lots of kids. Typical things to do in these camps, so nothing special. Hope this…
Does anyone read profiles???
in New Forums ·
We may not be the norm here. We scan profiles for the basics, pic, ages, age range and where they are. If interest starts there, we make it a point to read the entire profile, except of course the End many people use about not copying etc.…
Comments on Sex Stories
in New Forums ·
It would easy to put up authors list, other sites do so Also you can ask for feedback in your profile Even if you see the name at the end of the story, you would still have to go into message to leave feedback.
Most exciting lifestyle experience
in 3-Some ·
Back in the 80’s they had a bus tour in Europe they call the swing bus. It would start and end in Brussels and visit a number of towns along the way, where people could get on and off and use other transit, or you could complete R/T which…
Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex
in 3-Some ·
On the island of Molokai there is a scenic overlook to the leper colony’ below. Behind you is a forested area that contains the famed Phallic Rock formation, a place well known to natives as the fertility stone. It is truly shaped like a c…
Senior Swingers cruise group;
in Senior Swingers ·
We have had countless cruises over years, we are rewards members on several lines. We have never taken a swingers cruise and don’t know if we will. Seems like an overload of the senses. We are more club and house party oriented. But never…
BLISS APRIL 2021
in Cruise Talk ·
Is this cruise cancelled or about to be? We were looking in Nov. but may have to hurry to book if April is done for. Thanks.