This is a first. Saw this in a Hot Date profile in our area.
“We're looking for a couple or single female to get to know in and out of the bedroom. People who are easy going and fun to be around. No vegetarians!”
We were going to write them but figured we shouldn’t because I planned on wearing my “I’m a vegan” sign board and ringing my bell that night.
~rabbit~
Thanks Velma - I do believe I've heard that before after all.
But that's OK because I sat here giggling for several minutes once again.
And don't forget to tip your server.
(Yes, yes you are. It's a lovely quality. ;-) )
Good think I’m the kind of broad that can tell a dirty joke.
So this guy is married to a woman named Wendy. He loves her so much that he gets “Wendy” tattooed on his dick.
One day he’s at the gym and he sees a black guy in the shower who has the letters “We” and “y” tattooed on his dick.
The guy asks: “Hey, is your wife named Wendy too?”
The black man replies: “No, mon. It says ‘Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day.”
Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.
...Have a Nice Day
I live under a rock too, but I'm pretty sure that joke is older than the two of us combined. However, it would be lovely if someone would find a good version and post it for us kids in the back.
Now I want to hear the joke!
Cause I live under a rock and miss everything when it first happens
Hahaha I remember hearing that joke when I was like 13 and I didn't get it at first.
Was Wilma a Flintstones reference?
"I Have a Dick Tattoo"
Sounds like the beginning of an old joke
Punchline: Welcome to Jamaica...
SMFH...
or rather shaking HIS fucking head.
He didn't have any pics.
I wonder what it is?
Mrs SOTW knew a guy who had a Smiley face tattoo on his penis head. At parties He would show it to everyone he could. He said it was very painful to get and it was very difficult because he had to be erect the whole time.
"I Have a Dick Tattoo"
The tagline of a SM.
SMH
The profile name claims to be a horney, pretty, BBW but her stats say that she is 5ft 2 and her weight is 85 pounds. Something isn't adding up.
I don't bother to report new profiles. They will most likely be out of rotation in 30 days anyway.
And THAT’S why I don’t bother approving profiles anymore. Some asstard approved that and if it was rejected by the members then the SLS higher ups pushed it through.
Report it as a blank profile. Maybe they will get it shut down and have to fix it.
~rabbit~
A new Profile in our area.
Tag line; Couple looking for couple
Looking For; Couple looking for Couple. Couple looking for Couple
Description; Couple looking for Couple. Couple looking for Couple
I hope they add pics soon, and for their sake they better be Smoking Hot, Cuz they sure seem lazy AF!
A brand new profile... I won't name them but the profile name strongly suggests they live in New Jersey, or are from New Jersey (something like NJCoupleABC123). But their location is set to Orlando.
Tag line and profile text below, but in brief - they will be visiting Orlando in about a month and this guy wants to get a massage therapist on his wife, and hopes said massage therapist can convince her to have sex with him in front of him. Not entirely clear on how aware the wife is of the profile, plan or anticipated outcome. Let us know how it works out, guys.
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Tag line reads: Seeking a massage for wife February 4th or 5th
Profile reads: We are staying in a resort near Universal for a few nights in early Feb and I am seeking to get my wife a nice, sensual massage from an experienced therapist on the night of the 4th or the 5th.
This is the first time really doing this and while sensual in nature it can only go as far as she is open to. We have a room that will have enough space so ideally you have your own table and oils etc..
Would need to get her comfortable with you first and this needs to be a real massage as the primary focus and if you can take it further then it can go as far as she will let it.
"Still searching for a REAL couple"
The Tag Line of a profile with 5 certs dating back to 2007
We've seen some of those. We knew one (but never played) for quite a while before we discovered their situation.
Well, to be fair, the only difference between him and a lot of the "singles" on here is that he is being honest, albeit to his play partners and not his wife. I guess that makes him marginally better than those who aren't open about it.
And there are a lot of them. Males and females.
Checking out a Single Male who popped up in our WVM and as I read the profile I see the following:
“I am married and looking to play without wife's consent - I can appreciate that that is a non-starter for some and so I state it up front to avoid issues.”
Playing without wife’s consent, so you’re a cheater.
At least your honest.
Thank you for saving us the trouble of having Joey Greco/Clark Gable and the Cheaters Detective Agency from chasing us down.
You might be surprised. More giant cocks out there than you think.
Tag line "Expanding our horizons"
No Couples, No Females, No Males.......Must be taking a break? Can't see their profile they looked at mine.
PAinAZ - how long were you a paid member when you became a lifetime member? It might make a difference in you only being allowed to approve pictures and me being able to approve pictures & profiles immediately. Just guessing - since we know how cutting edge the SLS software is.
~Phoebert's Wife
Guess I really should start signing posts - Phoebert rarely gets on here and he keeps getting credit for saying things!
~Phoebert's Wife
According to the help page:
What is the Lifetime Member Approval Program? This is a value-added benefit volunteer program only available to Lifetime members who have had Lifetime status for more than three (3) months. It allows participants the opportunity to process new profiles and member pictures.
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I recently became a Lifetime member after 9 months as a Paid member and immediately had profile & picture approval link appear in the right sidebar of the Home page. After finding out that it takes 3 members to approve a profile I will occasionally approve a few and have rejected some with blatant problems.
