Trampy baby, sweetie. Anyways a pleasure to see you! However, don’t go questioning my spelling and grammar skills. After 14 years of catholic school, the one thing those nuns taught we well was how to wield a ruler. I know how to swat you just right so it won’t leave a mark, but you’ll feel it for days.
And just like the nuns, I’m willing to hit you whether you’re right or wrong.
Nibbles and kisses.
~rabbit~
I swear, I was absolutely certain that that was not the correct way to spell “politer.” Had it been Scamp, I’d have just rushed in and made a fool of myself. But, since it was Rabbit, it gave me pause enough to Google it. Damn, it WAS correctly spelled.
But then, being Rabbit’s fool is worthy of honorable mention anyway...
Tramp
One other thing, keep in mind that the “Thanks for writing but we aren’t meeting new people at this time”, is a convenient and politer thing to say instead of “thanks but we wouldn’t be compatible”.
We’ve certainly used it during this time as a kind way to decline people we aren’t interested in
~rabbit~
People recently had a problem by having “taking a break” in their profile because the SLS powers that be decided to shut down their profile.
We may or may not decide to meet new people during this time but don’t want to run the risk of stating something definite and having SLS decide we are no longer swinging and take down our profile.
~rabbit~
Not only being viewed by free members but also people that " are not playing." They claim no kind of meeting until the scare is over. WELL THEN they should post on top of their profile," they are not playing at this time". This saves us all the trouble of looking at, reading completely, and posting a huge note of interest. I have posted this in other places. Does anyone else have an opinion on this???
A new couple sent us a friend request. Under Fantasies and / or real experiences:
“We can talk about it in prison or in text ..........”
Yikes!
~rabbit<
I travel often for work...In fact I am traveling now and found this reading a couple's profile:
IF YOU ARE FROM OUT OF TOWN TRAVELING THROUGH WE'RE NOT GOING TO MEET UP WITH YOU !!!! WE'RE NOT LOOKING TO PUT NOTCHES IN THE BED POST NOR TO SLEEP WITH ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING THAT COMES AROUND...WE'RE LOOKING FOR LONG TERM FRIENDSHIP IN AND OUT OF THE BEDROOM IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A 1 TIME DEAL LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE !!!!
Funny that I saw this because they are traveling 2 time zones across the country and posted a hot date looking for a male to play with.
They don't get it....
I find it hysterical that my post with the fake user name was deleted. Lol!
Whoever reported it/deleted it apparently didn’t get the joke or bother looking up the nonexistent profile.
~rabbit~
Tag line of a single female:
I hope your day is as great as my ass!
I checked. 'tis a mightly fine ass....
Hey Rabbit, can you tell me who has the profile with the 3'1" no-teeth wife?
Asking for a friend.......
Lol... they should just admit they are whoring themselves out for access to a jacuzzi for the evening.
If it’s sex, in exchange for goods or service, it’s prostitution.
And then to not even be picky about who it is? A 600 pound leper could show up with his 3’1”, one legged, no teethed wife with her face tattooed like a lizard.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
~rabbit~
This wasn't on a profile Please excuse that but I thought this was a pretty good WTF on a Hot Date for tonight.
"In a giving mood.....first one to hit us up with a hotel suite with in room jacuzzi will get a very exciting and fun time this evening. couples it will be taking our virginity if u hit us up first and we are wanting to try that.. males u won't be disappointed and single females we will provide the room. we will be honest and go with who hits us up first."
This is good for them but not for they person (sucker) that rents the room and they not show up. I would also think with a single guy they'd expect it not to be overnight and they keep the room for the rest of the night.
@Sorillo
To test that theory I copied and pasted each line individually in a search bar. I don't know about being a foreign language but.....that last one came up with some interesting results...
Maybe they're Finnish, or Welsh? ;)
Profile review asleep at the wheel again. A new profile in Daytona Beach Fl.
Tagline:
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Looking For:
Hdhejjsjjdjddjjejjjsjhxhuciidkwjnsnxhxuskaknxxnnnxnd
Description:
Chcnjdjsjkakkxkckdknendnjxjckdkkdxkivuujeheucjc
New, paid profile. No pics. Both listed as Bi-curious 6'1" 160lbs. This is the entire profile, verbatim.
Tag line:
We are wome real freak
Looking For:
A couple that like giving oral to both sex and laid back
Description:
Me I a male a wanna learn how to suck Dick and she loves getting head from a female
Fantasies and / or real experiences:
I wanna suck some Dick while my girl get eat up
From a couple on our WVM list today:
Exactly two photos, Both of her alone. Only her. A very attractive her, but only her.
The profile essays have an entire paragraph dedicated to bitching about profiles that contact them with no photos of "him" (insert facepalm here).
Perhaps they charge the rest of the year and give it away for free “one night only”?
~Scamp
Well, that date really is a Saturday. ;-)
Hush, y'all. I'd rather think that they were just highly organized....
Or they really, really like to plan ahead.
Or maybe they own a flux capacitor.
Couple. Tag Line: We’re free Saturday night 12/7/19
I'm reminded of Rick arguing with Yvonne in Casablanca.
"Will I see you tonight?"
"I never make plans that far ahead."
For the guys in relationships that don't think their fem halves know what they are up to, I just saw this in a SF profile waiting in the queue.
"Just curious about this site and why my bf would be on it"
She went on to say how she's "loyal and trusting".
I'm gonna guess she won't be for long.
BUSTED!
~rabbit~
Maybe they meant "no vagitarians."
