WTF Profile Text

New Orleans, LA, Us

From a profile in the approval queue. 21 year old SM 6'2", 300lbs

Looking For: "Trying to get some, wont let a niggs touch me but I down to dick down your chick"

Description:I just want to hook up have sex with girls, but I'm down with a couple but not in to guys

Fantasies and / or real experiences: I just want to fuck

Additional comments and things to do, see, hear or learn about: I just want to get sucked off

classy!

I declined it several times to make sure it stayed off the site. I just checked and they pushed it through anyway and it's an active profile, text intact.

~rabbit~

Williamsburg, VA, Us

People with HSV 1-2 have to be open and honest about it.

There are OTHER people with HSV and there is SO MUCH shame and stigma surrounding it because HSV 1-2 are sexually transmitted. The idea that you cannot have a relationship ever again is nonsense. You have to be open about your carrier status. You have to either not have sex with your partner, or you have to have a partner who also has HSV.

We don't think about the OTHER forms of herpes viruses because they DON'T have stigma attached to them. Chicken Pox is a Herpes virus. It's HHV3. No stigma because it's a childhood disease. Mononucleosis, "The Kissing Disease," is HHV-4. It's a low stigma, but I was sick for months when I got it from my teenager drinking from my water bottle in my bedroom. HHV5-7 cause intestinal upset and skin redness. No stigma. HHV-8 causes Karposi's Sarcoma, a skin cancer associated with AIDS. High Stigma because of its association with AIDS.

That poor woman's profile text wasn't WTF, it was brave. It was responsible. My heart bleeds for her. Her husband didn't tell her that HE had a sexually transmitted disease. HE didn't protect her. Now SHE is left alone and she has it. She is responsible, alone with the stigma of an STD she can't be cured of. She never did anything wrong, but she has it anyway.

Fresno, CA, Us

I'll give her props for being honest about her relationship with Herpy The Love Bug, but that's serious facepalm territory. Godzilla Facepalm.....

New Orleans, LA, Us

I just can't even...

From a brand new SF profile
"I am updating our profile and hope everyone will be understanding and take it for what it is. I believe in being honest and upfront so here it goes! And no, I'm not really 99....but I am a senior citizen and my mindset will not let me consider men under 50 and most likely will not even respond!

About a year ago I had a complete std panel done and found out I have HSV 1 & 2 (herpes). I have had fever blisters occasionally but never made the connection. I never had any symptoms or breakouts vaginally. I notified anyone I had sex with the previous year so they could be tested if they so wished…nobody who got tested had it. But you should be aware that most people who have it don’t even know they have it as it lays dormant. And your common std panel does not even check for herpes. Nationwide, 45 million people ages 12 and older, or one out of five of the total adolescent and adult population, is infected with HSV-2. My numbers were high and I was told that means I had it for a long time…most likely from my husband who always was getting fever blisters and loved to eat my pussy! I am posting this so you know one of the reasons I was not playing . My husband is now in a nursing home so I am on my own."

On a lighter note, from a SM profile - "Look for some cleaver, dirty and exciting fun times" - I guess for those with a Texas Chainsaw Massacre fantasy?

~rabbit~

Lake Butler, FL

They gots a long row to hoe..... Most Couples don't become totally disgruntled until at least 5 years of BS on here....

Hendersonville, TN, Us

Bless their hearts.

Wish we could post memes here. Thinking South Park "You're gonna have a bad time".

Lake Butler, FL

Tag line.

"This Should Be Much Easier"

From a profile that started Today!

Hendersonville, TN, Us

Profile: “She is not attracted to black guys”

Only cert: A black male.

Montpelier, OH, Us

I have reviewed our profile about a hundred times since reading all of this. Haha

Windermere, FL, Us

On a cert....

"She is HOT.... he is NOT!!!....

....you'll have a great time, unless you're trapped alone in a room with him!"

New Orleans, LA, Us

“Looking for couples who are patient as we are just getting started. ”

On a profile that viewed us who has been on SLS since 2012.

~Scamp

GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us

Maybe, just maybe there are some people who want soft gentle butterfly strokes with a tongue on their inflamed bowels, and here's the man they're looking for.

I've been around here a long time and I've seen some things, but I hope to never see butterfly strokes with a tongue on an inflamed bowel.

Or hear about it.

Phoenix, AZ, Us

Face it, there really are men who couldn't find a clitoris without runway lights and signs, but they're amateurs compared to someone who thinks it's in the colon. That's extra special. ;-)

New Orleans, LA, Us

Found this in a SM’s profile

“the dentist and his tech said and I am quote[I had one of the strongest and unruly tongues they had to work around.[hence I call my tongue hurricane carter]]it is wet strong yet still can soft gentle butterfly strokes on the colitis..”

~rabbit~

Scotts Road, Sg

I've seen a couple of profiles like that too with nice hotels. I totally past those buy. The funny thing is that I traveled weekly for work and could easily get free rooms for work with lounge access but I wouldn't do that with them......I just take their word that its my loss (apparently their gain).

Sorry to harp on this but I've even seen put it out their that they would like a single male to pay and they keep the room the rest of the night Really?? Imagine that room service bill later on your CC.

New Orleans, LA, Us

Thanks. I love that pic as well.

Ironically, it is a couples profile who prefers couples and SFs and will “find a single male when we want one”. They then spend most of their profile scolding and instructing single guys how to act.

~S~

Windermere, FL, Us

That has to be either a single female profile or a couple looking for single guys.

Nice new pic, btw.

New Orleans, LA, Us

“ No condom, no play. Don't bring that lame ass excuse...Oh, I forgot. You're coming for a reason, be prepared. Bring your own. And, you will pay for drinks and a room at a nice hotel. These 2 items are Non-Negotiable. If you can't remember to bring condoms and/or you can't afford drinks and a hotel room; go to the next profile.”

The condom thing I get but the “nice hotel”? Yeah, here we go again. lol

~S~

Scotts Road, Sg

Couple Profile....12.5 years old no certs, no pics/galleries, paid and online now!

Looking:
looking for 1st time excitement...open to new ideas....older couples preferable

Des:
very new to this scene...don't really want to dive in all the way....weight and height appropriate....

Fantasies:
none...yet...lol

Additiona:
Again..very new.

Lake Butler, FL

The first line of a "New Today" SF profile. "I work as an Escort" "It makes my pussy wet when customers figure out I'm an escort"

Someone in "Profile Review" fell asleep at the wheel

Gettysburg, PA

"good ain't cheap and cheap ain't good"

The tag line of a free member

Lake Butler, FL

Here's a new one.... In our WVM today... Him age 0, weight 0 height 11 inches... Her age 0, weight 0 height 11 inches. Age range 0-0. Their tag line is blank. I think they are too young to be on this site.

Lake Butler, FL

In the "New Today" Profile section. Screen name is a Female and Male name smashed together with a tag line of "New Man, New Profile"... but, but, but... it is a SF profile... Typical....

Lake Butler, FL

From a SM profile. "I eat pussy like a starving Tiger"

I bet he has the women beating down his door!