Pineapples

A dam conspiracy? Better call out the Army Corps of Engineers!

BT

MANDC

I don't think it would make the controlled experiment guidelines

Not sure I'd trust a supermarket with no pineapples.......

How about an upside down carton of pineapple juice?

It's a dam conspiracy!

Buying up all the sex fruits.

Wow.. DB.. Now our Publix doesn't have " Cucumbers".. ARRRRGGGGGHHH !

Pineapples, now cucumbers.. wow people what are you doing!

Went to the Publix by The Villages to try my controlled experiment. Grabbed my cart and headed for the fruit and vegetable area, and.............................................................

NO PINEAPPLES!

As Charlie Brown would say....AAAARRRRRRRRRRGH!

RONKATHY

THANKS!

Love it.. have FUN.. and the area.. Leesburg Bikefest was great !

So I’m going to be in Leesburg Florida for a week, starting Saturday. Going to try the pineapple trick at the Publix or Winn Dixie closest to The Villages. The way I figure, if it doesn’t work there it never will.

I like your current one better, they have a resemblance of upside down pineapples, just sayin’.

:-D

~Allen

"you can get a face mask with a pineapple printed on it upside down"

Yep, you can see us wearing ours in one of our pics.........

you can get a face mask with a pineapple printed on it upside down.

Yep at 99 your both too old, esp. in a small town full chatty country folks...

while shopping I spotted two different shoppers at Kroger, both with an upside down pineapples, up one isle, then down another. Finally they met up in the bread isle, approached one another, he asked the woman if she had had any luck yet? It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud and continued my shopping. Much too young for us, but good for a giggle.

RONKATHY

Or just set up in front of a motor home. That way you can move from spot to spot.

Still no comments on my car's pineapple, but I "outed" is to a minister at a nudist resort.

We were at the home of a gay man, chatting with him, one of his bi buddies, and the minister. She is more of a spiritual leader, and very accepting of everyone. I think she kind of got a chuckle out of us all. Especially a story about a woman who had been given a visor with the SLS logo from another nudist resort, and how we had to explain to her what the logo was. A good laugh was had by all.

So apparently, the SLS logo isn't universal, either look

Well, there's a new shipment of pineapples at the store. I cautiously selected one. a little green, but then we all have to start somewhere, so I placed one, not too green, in my cart, butt side up (hee, hee), and began to stroll around. There is one draw back these days, everyone is wearing a mask. A couple gazed over once or twice, I smiled back ( a lot of good that does). A hit or miss? They went for the tomato row, I proceeded to the frozen isle. And the search goes on.

RK,

Perfect. Location, location, location.

And as the B-52's once sang............"Then I'm gonna kiss your PINEAPPLE!"

Hmm what about a roadside Pineapple stand set up in a hotel parking lot !

I’m gonna get a part time job at the local grocery store and work in fruit and vegetables section. May be a untapped resource for wife and I ;).....

Do it!

I knighted you while I was bouncing around the forums earlier today. I hope you don’t mind? Sadly, there’s no honorarium involved.

BT

BT - "it occurred to me that this might all be about sex (yeah, CapT. Obvious strikes again!)." Seems obvious that is indeed about sex, but I believe you mean it might also be about gender.

"Sir Wodin of Dartmouth, if you’re still invested in this thread, perhaps you can work that into your research? " Indeed! An obvious variable yet one I had not thought about.

I am thinking of carrying an upside down pineapple with me next time I visit the local bookstore - - someone is likely to ask, at the very least.

A few times, we enter our grocery store (a slightly more upscale store), head straight for the produce, put a pineapple in our cart upside down, and then do our normal shopping. If we don't need the pineapple, we put it back just before checking out. It's harder today to see people's reactions sine they have masks on.

We might have more luck if the wife had a well timed wardrobe malfunction.

Ok... on topic... after reading HotwifeCouple4Bull’s post and taking a look at their profile photo, it occurred to me that this might all be about sex (yeah, CapT. Obvious strikes again!). Really though, taking a peek at the zero success pineapple in the carriage/cart/buggy posters, I’m wondering how many of you are male vs female? For the They/Thems in the crowd, feel free to answer both.

Sir Wodin of Dartmouth, if you’re still invested in this thread, perhaps you can work that into your research?

Ok, I feel better now. Gonna step out for a bit. Promised my daughter challah French toast for breakfast.

BT