Pineapples

BT - Yeah, I better make sure our pineapple fountain spurts impressively or people might call it old geezer!

• see, now you're funny joke is on topic........

Sfnative... as a one time Ca resident, married at the time, we ventured to Geyserville to watch their version of a geyser erupt only to be disappointed by the eruption (height, quantity, etc.). Standing next to an older couple, I overheard the gent say, “They should call it a geezer based on how that went off.”

I just knew that one day, I’d be able to twist that into a joke on a swingers’ discussion board and my only hope was that someone would get it. Thanks for the validation!

BT

-trying to figure out how to make this post “on topic”, but am at a loss

sfnative - Hahaha. Yeah, I never did get the kid peeing statues, how the hell did that become a thing. OK, I'm now driven to make the spurting pineapple fountain a reality in our front yard.

HA!
BT you are correct my man. This old geezer combined Old Faithful and geyser.
And at 61, I resemble that remark!
Now where did I put the popcorn?

Tried the inverted pineapple trick at the grocery store today. No one seemed to notice.

I think you mean Old Faithful? Not to be confused with old geezers...like...old guys over...um...like...56? ;-)

BT

sexynova,
That would be icing on the cake!! Get it? Icing? I crack myself up sometimes. My parents had the little boy peeing fountain into the small fishpond that they had in the yard. So a pulsating fountain, like old geyser, would be awesome.
Wish there was a way we could share pics in the forum as we would all love to see that!!

sfnative - LOL. I wonder if it would look like we're being too obvious if we colored the fountain water white and set it to spurt higher in pulse mode. heheh

Havingfun LOL. And we both TOSS SALAD

sexynova,
That is great idea!!! A spurting upside pineapple!!!!! LOL

Wild, do you peel it first before the photo and then cut it up in the salad for the company, You and Hubby smile at each other.

C wants a fountain for the front yard. Checked Amazon and a bunch of the 3-tier fountains have an upside down pineapple spurting water as the top feature. Wonder if anyone would make the connection. Maybe surround it with white stones with pampas grass behind it?

My wife has turned all the Pineapples upside down in the rack and takes a pic of herself. She does also get a cucumber one in awhile to fuck herself with. She'll send me a pic of her with the big cucumber while she's in the store. Next thing I know I'm Getting a video of her with her new produce.

If all else fails.. have hubby eat it works wonders!

Darn it. I sent Hubby to the store and forgot to tell him to get a pineapple. I'll just find something I need there when I'm out tomorrow.
In afraid I'll be sadly disappointed: a bunch of hicks live here. (We're kind of hicks, too, though lol)

NECOUPLE

Hideous is most certainly ruled out. Wish we shopped at the same stores.

necouple said "And we’ve learned when you spot a woman in the produce suggestively squeezing the melons, you ALWAYS strike up a conversation."

There was a lady in the store a short while back, spending a lot of time picking our a cucumber. I was picking up something a few bins over and just dropped one of those smiles just intended to acknowledge someone presence. The darlin turned about six shades of red, grabbed one of her top five and scurried off.

@NE, Of course there are people that may belong to a 4th option: The non-Lifestyle people who look at the weirdos rolling up and down the aisles with an upside down pineapple in their cart.

We've worn our upside down pineapple face masks in the store. Mostly, we get looks that suggest that people think we're the idiots because we can't put our masks on correctly.

Oh, and BTW, definitely NOT hideous.

It’s the accepted symbol of hospitality. In this case, very, very friendly hospitality.

BT

Ha, thank you. We’ve run across two people who had pineapples tattooed. One was a woman at the gym. We approached her and commented about how we liked her tattoo and asked the meaning. What she said didn’t come close to what we thought it might mean. Then the other was a gentleman in another country. Approached him and he too gave a reason completely different from what we thought it may mean.

We run in to people who we have suspicions but so far without a universal, widely known code, there’s nothing we can do about it.

And we’ve learned when you spot a woman in the produce suggestively squeezing the melons, you ALWAYS strike up a conversation.

@necouple - yes, we can safely rule out #3!

So, what do you say when you see a couple you like with an upside pineapple in their cart? Hope the also bought some cantaloupes and say "nice melons"? "Hey, what do you guys think of my wife's taco salad here"? "Do you think my cucumber here is ready for eating?"

Yeah... definitely not #3...

BT

We’ve tried the upside pineapple in the shopping cart a lot just for our own amusement. We can only draw a few conclusions.
1) people who know what it means aren’t in the store

2) no one actually knows what it means and it’s not a symbol of anything anymore.

3) we’re hideous.

Yeah,I could see how that could be a problem. We’ll have to figure out another lure to use.

BT

Not easy for a vegetarian ...