Krazy Truth #60 Pool rules!!!

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Natural Pines Resort, the adult playground. Over 120 acres for your adult pleasure. Nude is fun there's activities there's pools and so much more visit them at www.naturalpinesresort.com check out their weekly activities and themes and don't forget to let them know that casbah sent you and sign up for the big crazy summer nights event that we will have august 2nd through the 4th at natural pines resort hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome back to another edition of crazy truth i am your host with the most i am cole i'm here with the lovely with her lipstick on miss amanda i know i remembered it this time and we are here to again as we do every week spew our knowledge our information and our opinions upon you about the lifestyle and all that is within it isn't that awesome uh so it is so hey uh right off the bat again i want to put out we've started to get some stories coming in make sure you're sending us send us your funny, any swinging stories you want to send us. Send them to our email, crazy.casba.gmail.com.
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Speaker1: Bumfuck Egypt Okay so Hey by the way this is season 2 Episode something Which would be On the grand scheme of total episodes It's episode 6
Speaker2: What?
Speaker1: 29 28 Episode 28 Who does a four and a four? Who fucking knows? Look, you know I can't count for Christ's sake. You know, this you can make out, but this you have to go. Here's what's funny. I've had fingers all my life, and and all of a sudden think i didn't use toes or i forgot where the little piggies went it'd been horrible anyway so uh yeah so uh and and stuff okay so we've got i've got a bevy of questions uh that we can choose from because we've got some really really good questions uh that we can take a look-see at here from folks all over the place Let's do it. uh that we can choose from because we've got some really really good questions uh that we can take a look-see at here from folks all over the place no no such thing as a dumb question kids please please keep that in mind no matter what we say or how much we laugh and giggle okay nice well some are just they're not dumb they're not bad they're just special so okay uh so the first one i'm just almost kind of ties in together well okay the first one they only use their initials uh this is from m and r And they are from the Pacific Northwest
Speaker3: Okay
Speaker1: Alright And so Their question is They were recently invited to a pool party And they left very very upset Because they couldn't understand Why there were so many rules At the pool party And why would someone even throw a party If they were just going to be asses about it Ha ha the issues that, that they, that they had. I love our job. Number one, there was there when they got there, there was a whole list of rules. Like, not just your normal, you know, no me, no, and that kind of rules. Like, a whole list of rules. Like, no running. There was no sex in the pool. Okay? No sex in the pool. Make sure you're dried off before you come into the house. Make sure that they made them take a shower before they got into the pool okay okay uh and then there was a bunch of food about where drinks could or could not be glass items where it could or could not be and and so they got upset because there were all these rules and people got yelled at for breaking the rules and so they felt uncomfortable and left the pool party because they felt like there was just too many rules and i don't think that's so so they followed it up with well we've never been a house party had other rules like this i thought this was supposed to be just about fun and sex so i thought well we're gonna go ahead and we're gonna go and tackle this because it is the season for for pool parties and stuff like that okay okay so here's the deal remember this first and foremost kids it's somebody's house right right so look if you come to my house i don't require you to take your shoes off okay some people do like you to take your shoes off it's there it's the sound guy's raising his hand yes that's right but it's and so when we go to the world famous sound guy's house we take our shoes off because it's their house right just because it's a sex party doesn't mean that it becomes a fucking you know mcdonald's playland for adults it just it is i don't think those rules are that out of line i i don't either well okay We'll be right back. you know mcdonald's playland for adults it just it is i don't think those rules are that out of line i i don't either well okay number one a lot of people tell you no fucking in the pool right why i would assume it's more of a chemical balance well yeah there's a number one there's health and there's and and in cleaning i mean there was just a big thing released about the shit that's in public pools floating around okay it's not just dump more chlorine and it's all good for the kids to jump in the next day but spoo can clog things this is true spoo can clog filters and everything else remember. When you get done shooting your load all over the pool, you go home. Okay. You're not out there the next day scooping up cum bubbles as they're floating around across the top of the pool. Or when you're cleaning out the filter and it looks like somebody's just fucking hawked 75 loogies down there.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: The people that still live there do.
Speaker3: Well, the shower before you get in has to do with removing oils and chemicals and stuff like that off your body.
Speaker1: And in case maybe you're a dirtbag.
Speaker2: Sure.
Speaker1: Well, okay.
Speaker2: No.
Speaker3: Yes, to a degree.
Speaker1: You go to a public pool, they want you to do that because, okay, if you just get done mowing the yard, nothing feels better than jumping in a pool. But you're sweaty and you're nasty and you've got grass clippings all over you. So, okay. Plus showering beforehand, you can make that a really seductive moment. Exactly. There's ways to make that hot and sexy. you know again they want to make there's a safety factor they want to make sure you're clean getting into their pool odds are if they have a pool maybe they have a pool boy that comes and cleans the pool you'll know that because he's invited but but I mean, or maybe it's their kids.
Speaker2: True.
Speaker4: Okay.
Speaker2: So it's the same thing. I've heard of this. People fucking in the pool with condoms.
Speaker5: Condoms getting stuck in fucking filters and shit.
Speaker1: Look, nobody wants to come out the next day and scoop your nasty condom out of the water floating across there.
Speaker2: Plus, wouldn't you feel horrible if you saw like a bird choking choking on your condom later that's fucking funny you know it okay not getting so again it's their pool respectful plus here's the thing now i didn't ask how big of a place this was like how close neighbors are and shit like that but let's say they don't live on an acreage so all of a sudden you have a bunch of people fucking in the pool so you're splash it's gonna sound like someone's drowning over there in the pool that might raise the neighbors concerns unless the neighbors are there so but that part wasn't addressed no i mean that wasn't they didn't say why but they just i mean that's something to keep in mind right maybe they don't want that part of it out in the pool area okay they're not walking through the house wet who you don't do that granted should you if you open your house up understand that that there's look if you're going to open your house up and there's going to be booze and water and whatever there's a chance somebody can do that yeah and you shouldn't be a total douchebag about it but you know again respect their shit it's the same with not having glass on certain spots look all these all these people did with the same rules that you would have at the community pool i mean obviously they don't put don't put on the community pool no fucking. They do. I want to be part of that community. But I'm just, you know, but I get it. You're on bare feet. Broken glass, blah. Well, also, like growing up in the South, your pools had vinyl liners. They weren't cement. So you got glass near it, and a glass breaks and goes in there. It's going to cut the liner That's expensive to replace Because ours had one And when the people that were building it They dropped glass in the bottom And put a big old slit in the deep end That was a mess Did you have to drain the pool and start all over no we just fought it for ever in a day well filling a pool isn't cheap for one so you know just to like just to like uh you know clean the pool drain it oh just drain it refill it that's not if it's a big pool you have to use a fire hydrant right exactly well you can use a hose it just takes 75 years for a long time so the entire summer okay now again though obviously you if you can use a hose. It just takes 75 years. Yeah, it takes quite a long time. For a long time. The entire summer. Okay, now, again, though, obviously, if you're having a party, you might want to loosen up a little bit.
Speaker1: And obviously, it kind of sounds like the people throwing the party might have been a little uptight.
Speaker3: I mean, you shouldn't be yelling it. Yes and no. Some of it's common sense, and some of it, you kind of have to put those rules out there because some people are...
Speaker1: Idiots.
Speaker3: I wasn't going to say idiots.
Speaker4: I'll say it.
Speaker3: But you can say idiots. It's just common sense.
Speaker1: Right, but I mean, by the same token, I don't think yelling at your guests is probably the best answer.
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: It's like casually reminding you.
Speaker3: I'd probably supply plastic cups and say, this is for your drinks.
Speaker1: Yeah, and have plenty of towels. I mean, there's there there's ways that okay yes they could have done it better but just because it's a pool doesn't mean it's just a fucking free free for all i guess i would look this way if i had a house on the beach i was gonna have a swinger party right i'd still want before you came in off the beach like clean your fucking feet i don't want sand in my carpet for the next six years you know what i mean or or i would do something to make it so that it it wouldn't be an issue if you lived on a beach even cleaning your feet or washing yourself off doesn't get all the sand out yeah exactly it's everywhere and all the girls are making pearl necklaces and not the fun kind. So, anyways, cut them some slack. Cut those. I don't know how they left. They said they left pretty upset. And it's like, you can't be upset about that. Here's the deal. Remember they're opening their home. Okay. I don't know about the yelling at people. Well, that's being a douche. But, you know, you can do it with a little bit of class. It sounds to me like they weren't experienced having a party no okay so for those of you out there with the pool or whatever or any party you're gonna have a party uh if you don't invite just close people that you know you know you need to understand that that some shit's gonna happen you know yes people might get drunk and throw up somewhere they might spill a drink or you know shoot a load where They're not supposed to don't take a black light to the curtains i don't know i mean it is what it is so you have to kind of know that going in and if you're not comfortable with that i don't know scale it down if you've never done a pool party yeah you don't start with a big one well i never thought of this do you make sure people can swim? That would kind of be nice. Because you wouldn't think someone would be dumb, but people are dumb, and someone jumps in.
Speaker3: Drinking, yeah, they lose control in thought processes.
Speaker1: I bet I can fly or swim.
Speaker3: You know, as an adult, if you can't swim, most likely you're not going in. You're just kind of hanging out on the outside of the pool.
Speaker1: Yeah, yeah. So I wanted to do that question. I thought, that's that's pretty fitting summer-esque summer-esque so okay so this ties in that was again that was from the the pacific northwest uh i didn't know they had pools up there just trees and shit okay so uh we got another question that kind of ties in with this. It's actually a pretty good question, especially for newbies coming into the lifestyle. This first, this is from Nikki and Tom. Okay, and Nikki and Tom are from Las Vegas. Viva Las Vegas.
Speaker3: Okay, cool.
Speaker1: Okay, anyways. So they're new in the lifestyle, and they've recently started to be invited to several different house parties and they want to know what they should bring. And I was like, okay. So again, I try to reach out to everybody when they ask us questions, right? So we can get a better understanding. We're talking new, new. We're talking like three months new. So they're in the brand new like, fuck me tour. We're getting invited. We are fresh meat and we're getting invited everywhere but what they did was they were trying to figure it out because they went online they googled it yeah i said it they googled it say a couple times i'll help pick up the bots anyways uh and there was all these different things saying that you should either offer to give money or you should, you know, if you research, there's all kinds of different advice on what you should give or what you should do at a party, at a house party, if people don't ask for anything. Did they ask them if there's anything they can bring? When I got a hold of them, they said they have asked they asked the first couple times like oh no don't worry about anything the first house party they went to which had been like two weeks ago so they're they're you know everybody else brought food they didn't bring anything because people said no don't worry about bringing anything now granted when you're new meat you brought your wife perfect I was going to say if they knew that they were new snooze-new
Speaker2: snoo new-new.
Speaker1: New-new? Snooze-new.
Speaker2: Snooze-new.
Speaker4: I don't know.
Speaker3: Sadly enough. But if they're that new, they might say, no, don't bring anything. And then the next one, they'd bring something.
Speaker1: You just bring the lube and a big, fatty smile on your face. And that's all you need to bring.
Speaker3: No, I.
Speaker5: But they fell out of place. because they didn't have anything, you know. Well, I had to turn to the host and go, you told me not to bring anything. They didn't even have like a sex bag. They don't even have a sex bag yet. So that was one of the other things they asked me as we were just chatting online back and forth with this question was they asked what everybody else had, like, they were, they were bringing, like, luggage. That's what I wanted to say. It was like, everybody else had luggage, and we just walked in with ourselves. And as I told them, you're new. Don't worry. You two will have a sex bag at some point. We don't necessarily travel around with a sex bag all the time. No, but if we're going to a party, and we know we are, we have a bag of toys. Whatever. I told them that will i told them that'll come my big thing is number one you should look look at what the theme of the party is right ask the host and the host is absolutely gonna say well are you sure you don't want to bring bring like chips or dip you know or some you know or a side or something like that snack snack an energy bar something along those lines. Because, you know, you never know when people are going to need a little pick-me-up one. Nancy says a bottle of wine is always a great thing to bring. Okay, so Nancy, for those of you who don't know that, we have our big, giant, secret Crazy Casper Facebook page, which we always do live on the show. And that's a way to go, Nancy. go Nancy Nancy's scoring the booze Yes a bottle of booze is a good thing If nothing else have it in the car Right if they said no you don't need anything Have it in the car with you You can always go oh hold on one second Or run out and get it Now obviously again party hosts If you want people to fucking bring, don't tell the newbies don't bring anything so they feel stupid.
Speaker2: No, but I think if you felt odd, I'd probably offer them, you know, 20 bucks of, you know,
Speaker3: here you go. Well, that help cover expenses.
Speaker1: Yeah, that's that's another thing that they say is, you know, have you have some cash or have something. I like the bottle of booze because you can you can have it in the car. No one is going to turn down booze if you brought a bottle of booze. Even if nobody else brings anything else, no one's going to turn down booze if you brought a bottle of booze even if nobody else brings anything else no one's gonna be like oh fuck that no everybody i mean that's that's a great like gift to bring so if you're going to a lot of house parties you're getting enough invites but you might want to buy a case of cheaper liquor It'll make your dollars stretch so much further We need a liquor sponsor for this show Casbah wine A dollar a bottle Oh my god I don't think that would taste very good Here's the. You'll get fucked up and have a hangover for weeks, but your willy will work. That could be like our thing. Or it might not. That could be easy. I thought that was a good question, but seriously, watch, ask. Ask what and what the general theme is. Now, I threw this out there. I'm such a dick. I went ahead and I threw this out there to him i said how many house parties like is a lot they're getting multiple per weekend and so and i god love newbies i need to move to vegas no shit god love newbies and with a completely like true statement they're like we're doing our best to attend them all i'm like it's okay to turn them down well that that was the other thing i said is you know you can take a break every now and then too you don't have to attend everyone because one of their concerns and i get it if you're paying or you're even if you're just bringing a side if you're going every single weekend that shit can get costly like fast you know if you're paying a cover charge or you're paying whatever swinging is not cheap no right sex is not is not a cheap situation at all so uh it is okay to uh sex isn't supposed to cost anything yeah. Oh, yeah, right. Sex is free. Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm. Marriage. Just fucking saying. Yeah. Hey, look, it's a price that I was happy to pay, and I've been happy to pay for years and years. Keep kissing up. So, but you don't have to, like, every single weekend. Because I'm sure, okay, Vegas is a huge city. That would be fun. Because I'm sure there's different people, like, coming in, coming in, going. All the time. But I don't, we couldn't afford that shit.
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: I mean, holy fuck. If you were just going out picking up a bag of chips and a thing of nacho cheese.
Speaker3: Oh, we could afford that.
Speaker1: Well, yeah, we could. But, I mean, every weekend. Well, I mean, we could afford it every weekend, but you'd get sick of cheese and nachos.
Speaker2: No doubt.
Speaker3: Gosh, that's all you bring.
Speaker1: Nuh-uh, look lower.
Speaker4: I'm going to bring a pork rice. They're healthy I brought a break of pork rice.
Speaker1: They're healthy for you. I swear to God.
Speaker3: It's been our latest joke.
Speaker2: You know what?
Speaker1: That's what we should tell you. Here's what you should do. Actually, if you're going to bring a side. This is awesome.
Speaker3: Oh, my God.
Speaker1: Everybody brings sides that they think people want to eat.
Speaker2: Okay?
Speaker1: Be adventurous. The next time you go to an event you know what instead of bringing chips bring pickled pig's feet oh instead of instead of bringing instead of bringing brownies bring pickled eggs you wouldn't eat either one of them. The fuck I wouldn't. You think I got a problem eating pickled pig's feet?
Speaker2: Yes.
Speaker3: I've never seen you eat one.
Speaker1: You've never bought them for me.
Speaker3: That's because I think they're disgusting.
Speaker1: Oh yeah, great. This is going to be on the show now.
Speaker3: Because they're gross.
Speaker1: No, what is gross if you go and you buy like... Y'all want to see him eat some? Send some you send them i'll eat them uh here's what's no what's gross is when you go get like this at what nancy put a puking face here's what here's what is gross is but okay you can go to the grocery store and you can buy chicken feet you want to throw some motherfuckers off at the next swinger party bring your side in with deep fat fried chicken feet you're so gross dude i you know that would be funny as shit no then you'll never get invited back to parties no you know what here's what you do you make shit that looks like like uh and we've got some some bakers on our page Shelly this is for you You make a cream puff But instead of cream puff filling deviled egg filling and watch the people watch that would actually be pretty good not the first bite it wouldn't because when you think when people think that they're gonna bite into a fucking cream puff and it's a deviled fucking egg that is gonna be funny as shit i don. I don't care. Would you like a cream puff? I would love one. The pastry isn't sweet. So you can stick that in there and that should be really good. Right, but it's like drinking. So that's not gross. It's like drinking, taking a big drink of Sprite when you think it's water. Yeah, we can do it. Bad example. I'm going to come up with all kinds of weird shit. The chicken, somebody, you know what's going to happen? Somebody's going to make deep fat fried chicken feet at the next event we're at. I'm going to be forced to eat these and act like I like them. Chicken feet. So gross. Oh, so gross. If we can help, if all the, look, do this while you're new. You would never get invited back. If you fuck good enough, they'll overlook the chicken feet that you brought to share. All I can say, ladies, you, ladies and gentlemen, ladies, you best be on your A-game sucking dick, and guys, you best be on your pussy-eating game because if you bring chicken feet, you're going to need to step up your game to get invited. Try to come when there's a whole group of people and make sure your container kind of blends in and don't answer to who brought those. He wouldn't eat it. Eat what? Any of that shit you just mentioned. I would eat Pickle's pig's feet.
Speaker3: You would not.
Speaker1: Have you seen me ever turn any meat down? Other than dick.
Speaker2: Liver.
Speaker1: I've eaten liver. I don't like it, but I can stomach it. I can eat it. Pickle's pig's feet wouldn't bother me.
Speaker4: Move on.
Speaker2: Chicken feet. That'd be kind of weird. I'd want to dance them on the table. Boop,'ve got feet growing up my nose. Okay, so yeah. You've played finger puppets with crawfish. Yes, I did. Not crawdads, crawfish. Crawfish.
Speaker1: Okay, whatever. I'm just saying. But no, you should bring something to share and try to be original. Don't be super cheap ass when you do that. I like the bottle of booze. I really think that's a really great idea. Chrissy says that she would go with a pasta salad or desserts. Who said chrissy okay desserts are always desserts are always a win and a pasta yeah for a good side side oh just keep reading it out amy asked if you had a foot fetish nothing nothing but i do not have a foot fetish yeah come here bring feet over here. I'll make sure to paint the toenails or the hooves. I don't know. We're not eating horse hooves. Don't pigs have hooves? Yes, they do. But the little chicken feet, though, you can. They got the nails. I don't know. Aren't the hooves gone off of pickled pig's feet? I don't know. I've never seen them or eaten them or have a desire to even try it. You're now eating pork rinds as part of a diet. Are you kidding me? Pork rinds are good. Okay. The hooves are removed, aren't they? Google this. Come on. You have the technology center at your fingertips. He's going to Google it. Who was what? Who was it who kept saying deviled eggs? Remember that somebody said always used to take eggs to a fucking swingers party? Okay, Amy says bacon-wrapped anything is always a hit. Okay, that is true. I did see her desserts on Facebook, though. Or not desserts, her dish on Facebook. What? Oh, yeah. There's a picture. there's a picture of the pig's feet here boy this just looks delish oh my god yeah absolutely as he's like wanting to hurl yeah yeah there it is nummy the hooves are removed see this is just say no everything looks good with ranch yes amy anything with bacon wrapped I'll see you next time. The hooves are removed. It's like a little foam. See, this is... Just say no. Everything looks good with ranch. Yes, Amy, anything with bacon wrapped on it would be good. I would let somebody wrap bacon on my penis. Chrissy says I say we pickle Cole's dick and see how well he likes it then. I'm not eating my own dick. There is no... Okay, okay. Now, here's the thing. I have to admit, there's some things I'm not. I don't do the testicle festivals. Although it would be really funny to walk in and as a side, you laid out a bunch of cow dick or something. People are like, well, I thought I'd brought some cow dick for you. Are you doing balls for that matter? just not adventurous in the food department. Okay, but see, now that we've done this, now we're going to start checking and watching really careful because people are going to be trying to get me to eat weird shit now. Yep. Yes, I
Speaker3: will eat anything with bacon. You have eaten weird shit though.
Speaker1: I do. It doesn't faze me much. Yeah, I know. On occasion.
Speaker3: Get you drunk? No, I'm kind of
Speaker1: concerned. We are not pickling my deck. I'll pickle my liver. That would burn. Oh, my dick i'll pickle my i'll pickle my liver burn oh hell yes it would i'll pickle my liver i've done i've done that on many a friday or saturday night and i'll bet it would taste delish with bacon i'll bet my penis would taste delish with bacon for some young lady if she liked bacon i don't want to put hot bacon grease on my dick let's not let's stop right then that would be for a whole new show like you want to get bit no no we saw bacon flavored cotton candy in the store disgusting so i mean you know what i will never try that look i would trust it i would trust a woman more to with my dick having a hint of bacon flavor to just lick it off than I would chocolate.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: Because I think a chick with chocolate would just fucking go to town on that shit.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker3: So I have to see how I can make a mold to make bacon circular to go around so it can just slide on.
Speaker1: Is that a... Is that a cock? On the bottom of a way? Make bacon circular to go around so it can just slide on.
Speaker3: Is that a cock ring? On the bottom of a what?
Speaker2: Muffington?
Speaker1: Why would you know that? The world famous young guy is saying how to make it in a circle.
Speaker3: Well, the thing is that a muffington is only this high and it's like this big around.
Speaker1: Is that a cock ring?
Speaker3: You can make one with aluminum foil. Do you know what
Speaker1: a greasy mess you'd be?
Speaker3: Do you care?
Speaker1: Not really. Okay. But I sure would smell good. I'd smell bacon.
Speaker3: You can make them all shapes and sizes
Speaker1: for everybody. Tie it all tight. You have like a fucking cock ring and then up down, all the way down your dick. Fuck eating a boner. No, what? what Fuck Fuck eating a donut off my boner You need fucking bacon But you gotta like cold bacon Because I am not putting hot bacon on my cock Onion rings It's the never ending supply you know You live with like ring toss We should do that at Crazy Summer Nights Have a a fucking boner ring toss. That could hurt.
Speaker3: It could.
Speaker1: I didn't say. I was participating.
Speaker2: Uh-huh.
Speaker1: And we're not participating with hot bacon.
Speaker2: I'm just saying.
Speaker3: You got dip it in maple syrup and then in bacon bits.
Speaker1: Well, hot damn.
Speaker3: Who do you think that came from?
Speaker2: Amy. Yeah.
Speaker1: Fuck yeah.
Speaker4: All right.
Speaker1: Guess what? We're having a sampler platteratter what'd you do this weekend add a pancake wrap our pancake around it and make a pig in a blanket no because we will bite pigs in a blanket but it'll be warm nancy says you're safe with cheese and crackers on On my dick, Nancy. No, okay.
Speaker2: We're getting to, okay. We need to take a quick, we need to, I'm now hungry.
Speaker1: It's halftime. Halftime. So let's get a quick word from our sponsor, shall we?
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Speaker2: Oh, my. Whatever.
Speaker1: By the way, just so everybody knows, because that's the latest joke word, is that I'm also a coke addict. For Crazy Summer Nights, I want everybody to know, the Sniff the Line of Coke off of Cole's Penis, that event has been canceled because I did all the blow.
Speaker2: Just kidding. Okay. Yeah, it was a nice little rumor kind of funny at that actually anyways okay so moving around are you are you ready for we're gonna change i guess you're sharing this with me ahead of time so it's kind of like just on the fly well i know because you know what you operate well under pressure and your your snappy responses are what people live for i wonder what miss amanda thinks ta-da i have snappy responses you do just like that snappy okay now this one's gonna be a little bit this one this question is a little bit uh i don't know this is the challenge, because it's something we haven't dealt with before, okay. So, we are a new couple to the lifestyle, okay? But we are, they, they're a new gay couple to the lifestyle, okay? Okay. So, this came to us from Paul and James, james there in houston texas and their question is is this possible they're interested in doing full couple swap okay okay and i was like you know what this is this okay so we talked a lot about funny shit and of course we crack jokes because everything can be funny and this is no exception but this we also talk about the raw truth and the reality and i thought this was a kick-ass question because i think it's something that needs to be addressed okay number one so the first of the answer is yes yes okay but let's be honest and again we're crazy truth so let's be honest and upfront about when it comes to this okay there is for whatever fucking reason there's like a double standard that applies in in the lifestyle a lot is it changing yes but there is this double standard of of terms of It's like super hot to see two girls, but two guys, it's this totally different ballgame. And here's the reality of it. And when I got a hold of them, I said this to them then, I'll say it again on the air. I think you have to do a lot of research on where you want to go. Because the sad reality of life right now is there are some clubs or parties that if you were to go into that and they did not know that you were a gay couple that there would be some people that are fucking idiots and closed-minded and would freak the fuck out okay well here's the thing just because you're a gay couple you're not like an exhibition you're not you're not like a sideshow type thing you every the buffet of the lifestyle is open to you just like it is to anybody else with that being said i think that again you want to i i did try do some research. I did not find any research specifically on, like, certain specific clubs for gay couples, guys or gals. Okay. I can tell you, one of our fellow podcasters, it's two ladies that are a couple. They went to a major resort that they had been to before, and they were denied entry because they were a female couple. Really? Now, we did a huge, they got bashed on Twitter, and they since have come to their senses, the resort that is, and apologize for that, because it's no fucking different. Mm-hmm. Okay? So, to me, I think the biggest thing is, is that, obviously, for all of the straight people out there, just because two guys are gay. Don't worry, you homophobic fucktards that are male swingers. They're not going to come get you. OK, they're not. OK, so number one, if you're that person, you probably shouldn't be in the lifestyle anyways. Okay. But I think that it's a great opportunity for clubs, especially clubs, and groups to go, how do we make sure that everybody feels included? So since you don't see a lot of gay male couples, I mean, I actually don't seem female either right right is it that just we just haven't heard people being interested in being involved or i think it's an underserved i think it's i think that there is a fear factor for couples men men or women, to come into the lifestyle because there are still stereotypes. It's mainly heterosexual. Right, that there's still the fear or either I think some of it's that people have had bad experiences or that there's a fear that it is only for heterosexual couples. And that's not the case. One of the greatest things to see, and here's the thing. I'm straight, okay? But one of the greatest things to see, we've seen it on our website, we've seen it with our fan base, we've seen it across the board, is more and more guys that are coming out and they're putting in their profiles and whatever that they're bi-curious. That they're bi or they're bi-curious. The reason that's so great is the idea of the lifestyle is to get to experience things that turn you on, that you want to experience. You know what? If that's your thing, rock on. You should be able to experience that. And I would bet you that a lot of gay couples, there is an intimidation factor there, and I get it, rightly so. I mean, this goes for men and women, because let's face it. We know of clubs or places that if two women came in as a couple, every thirsty fucking swinging dick would try to be on them. Well, but yeah, you're not really, you're a unicorn, you're really like dick too. dick too no that's not what they're there for that's not what they're looking for and the thing is is i think it's important that everybody works to try to be inclusive on twitter we have a lot of followers that and we have a lot of sex positive uh twitter followers so there is a lot of people it's a totally underserved need or segment in the lifestyle completely yeah you know so i mean i guess the thing would be is to the guys that you have to be you don't have to be tolerant of the ignorance of others right but you have you have to understand why it's there. So if it's a house party and you guys are getting invited to a house party, obviously the folks, you know, they said that they're honest on their profiles and everything like that. So obviously the people inviting you to the house party, they should know you so they should know whatever and it shouldn't be that big of a deal, right a general club look there's nothing wrong with researching a club there's nothing wrong with going into the club just checking it out you know a couple times before maybe you play see what kind of how people how it's run uh whatever and and call and talk to club owners and and see uh i think one of the things that sucks especially for guys versus girls is we know clubs that would do this well well we're we're i'm with another guy and we're a couple no you're both being charged single male prices no we're a couple no you're two males you're single you know and women don't have that because if they walk in well half the time they're free anyways right so oh okay go ahead so from a cost factor that's bullshit and that will tell you a lot in my opinion about a club if a club will not does not accept you as a couple and i mean because here's the you can tell the difference between two guys that are faking it to try to. Well, I mean, you can tell with a guy and a girl when they're faking it, pretending to be a couple to get in for a cheaper price, okay, versus an actual couple. If the club won't let you in as a couple because you're two guys, I would probably say that club's not for you.
Speaker5: Right.
Speaker1: You know, but I think that it's really cool, and I hope more people, like, think about that and reach out to people I don't know. that club's not for you right you know but i i think that it's really cool and i hope more people like think about that and and reach out to people and go hey you know well we went to one club two different times that had two separate two different uh transgender males yep and they were like you two are just so accepting like you're a human being and you want to have fun yeah i treat you any different yeah look hey we're all look we're here's the deal we're all fucking disgusting dirty pervs okay what we want our our disgusting and perv part to be everybody's a little different but it's not like some of us are like well we're better swingers than other people fuck that we're all fucking pervs so why can't we all just get along so i wonder where these guys are hanging out uh underground somewhere well that's just it they as one of the things they talked about is they will go to a lot of gay clubs okay okay that makes sense which there was a time in a lot of cities that's a great place to meet other swingers because a lot of times swingers historically will go to gay clubs uh if there's not an actual swing club around you know so we'll go there because there's less chance of vanillas whatever okay so again it's more life so but as they said to me the challenge is that, you know, a gay club is no different than a vanilla walking into a regular bar okay there's you're you're not surrounded by other people that are swingers you're surrounded by other people that you know you're trying to hook up or they're trying to hook up it's more of like a meat market and and i can get that i mean it it kind of was a weird because the first time when they first sent the question i'm going well what is you know what difference does it make we'll just you know go play individually but it'd be difficult but well but then i thought about it we like to play as a couple we don't play as a couple very much anymore when we were new in the lifestyle we that was our thing we wanted to play as a couple so and don't play as a couple very much anymore. When we were new in the lifestyle, that was our thing. We wanted to play as a couple. And all of a sudden, Donovan's like, well, fuck, how would that work? How would that work? I mean, to try to find another gay couple to full swap with. You know, maybe you have a gay couple and one's bi-curious. Would that be straight curious? Yeah. I guess it would be straight curious. Right. Well curious right well still be considered bi instead of fully gay right right okay but then you know maybe occasionally he wants one wants to dabble with a female so then if you find another guy that's bi curious then you've got two guys and a guy and a girl that you could actually swap swap that's very true. That didn't sound very complicated. The problem is trying to find by guys that will come out. Okay, we know the issues you've had. I had a when I was 18, 19. I had a we hung out at the gay bars. Everybody thought me and my friend were a couple, which, whatever. Yeah. And I didn't have a clue then. Nah. But I was told by a guy that, gosh, you know, I can make him straight. Well, no. No. But, you know, we made out. The thing is, is that, I get it the safety the all the same concerns any couple has they're gonna they're going to have their new lifestyle doing this it's all the exact same concerns and what i would love to find out because i'm just curious is we know how much shit you go through trying to find actual bi women right because everybody's bi curious to please their spot whatever is it the same thing for guys do they run into the same problem with like guys that are are quote unquote bi curious but they're really not or they they only that they want what they want and that's it you know i mean they're they only want to be a top they don't want to be you know a bottom whatever the case may be i wonder if they run into the same issues if they run into the same issues that that you do well i'm pretty sure there's probably some that are okay with oral right but how do you but see there's no way to put that on the on the no on the profile so you have to sort through all all these profiles that's true here's the thing i guess the biggest thing as i say out to the to the rest of the community lifestyle community if someone comes in just like what we had in the club where we couple of transgender males okay be accepting be cool i mean they're they're people everybody are we're all just fucking people dirty dirty whore people is all we are so be cool with them right you know what i mean and and if anything be somebody that they can talk to don't the worst fucking thing that can happen to like these guys in houston or anything else is they go to a club and no one will talk to them i mean really come on it's 2019 you know and if you aren't somebody that just can't handle that then you know what here's the i can tell you speaking for us if you're that close-minded you ain't even gonna get to fucking hook up with us and there's a lot of other couples who feel the exact same way okay now here's what's interesting to that the other question that i got uh we had a lot of newbies a lot of newbie questions okay so uh the other couple i gotta see i got my readers on here uh okay uh michelle and ryan uh they're relatively new in the lifestyle and they have their their own preferences right okay but Thank you. and ryan uh they're relatively new in the lifestyle and they have their their own preferences right okay but so they don't know how to tell people no without people getting the wrong idea well that's a pretty fucking vague question right so i got a hold of them i'm like what do you mean well here's the thing they are they're new they're new to the lifestyle which that part isn't the biggest deal as is that it is there's they have preferences on race okay on certain races so here's the thing everybody there's several people that we've known that have bucket lists for certain right but they have preferences and so their fear factor and i understand this their fear factor is they don't want to come we live in a world where people are fucking thin-skinned as shit obviously they're not listening to the show because we don't give a fuck but they're thin-skinned as fuck right so they don't know how to say no to somebody without it being taken completely out of context that you know that they're they're racist and i get it i understand that so here's the thing because number one we've talked about the whole bucket list thing it's wrong no one should be a bucket list no nobody should be a bucket list okay so when when you talk about this here's what's really really funny okay or no let me change that here's what's unique what right off the bat would you assume would you assume what what race they are you're just looking at me caucasian no really yep they're not and i thought that because that's what Everybody listening out there is go oh they're they're white no they're not really they're black and their thing their thing is they thoroughly enjoy hooking up with other african-american couples rock on okay they don't have any real interest in white couples okay and which is and i'm like and so perfect but when they put in their profile their fear was how do you say that without someone being all thin-skinned and screaming that's racism that's right because here's the deal folks it's not you know what we all you love who you love. You can't help who you love. You are interested in whoever you're interested in. It is what it is. You know, you're short. We've talked about this. You're short. If you're not interested in short people, is it a rip on you? No. It's just not your preference. And swinging should be all about what you're looking to do. Right how do you approach it how do you how do you put it out there without having somebody get all fucking butt hurt and being stupid don't they have those little initial things if you don't have an emoji emoji then who the fuck knows uh no the like the bbw and uh i mean i don't know maybe i haven't i haven't looked that far into it when i got a hold of them the thing is is they're like look we have we want to meet as many people as we can meet we love meeting new people and meeting new friends we don't give a shit about anything but to meet new people and have new friends is are they cool or are they not cool put out that's just it it's just when it comes to the next level to sex at this point in time they don't have any interest going on so they still don't want to be where and i get it necessarily need to announce it if you want to meet friends of all races exactly you don't need to announce it exactly and i think that you just be you just go no i'm sorry we're not interested at this time you might change your mind later you very well might and here's the thing if you want i think it's cool if you want to meet new people just to meet look here it is again in lifestyle meeting new people becoming friends with whatever does not equate to fucking right okay. Okay? So, and that's the thing. Just meet people. Don't put it out there. I get, I understand when you're new, you don't know what's fucking going on, right? So you're looking at all the fucking shit in the profiles and you're trying to like list as much shit because what you're afraid of is you're afraid of the fucking dude that, you know put it you're on a couple you put a picture on there the thirsty single male right well you don't want single males it comes up it's just fucking sending videos of him fucking up down up down squirt and fucking slapping his dick all over the place or you're afraid of the person that's in the hardcore kink that you know he's gonna see in pictures you're like what the fuck is that you know no i don't want to know what fucking you know driving fiery spikes through my back feels like whatever the case may be you know you're you're afraid of the extremes so what you try to do is you're trying to narrow down plus you're still new so you're pretty sure the only thing you're supposed to do in this is fuck. Oh, if it was only that way and so simple. But it's not, right? So I don't think people understand is that if you truly want to meet new people, put it out there as that. Be honest. I think anybody, look, if you put a bucket list thing and it involves a person based upon race sexual orientation whatever the case may be i think that's wrong okay but people do it well i know people not everybody's smart enough to listen to our show duh no i mean people do it but i think that's that's fucking asshole you know to do why why do you have to announce what your bucket list is anyways i mean we should because i'm trying to get you to get a bucket list but i don't have but i mean you know you don't have to put on every profile no you know at all but so but people do so i think the thing is is that is as you look to all the new people out there once you get you're going to be surprised what is going to change or what your interest or what is going to happen as you get more in the lifestyle I don't know. all the new people out there once you get you're going to be surprised what is going to change or what your interest or what is going to happen as you get more in the lifestyle the longer you go when you start to see how much fucking difference personality really makes and you're gonna be like really when i wait a minute why was i against that again or why didn't i want not want to do that or why whatever the case may be because you're gonna you're gonna see it you're gonna actually live it firsthand and all of a sudden it's gonna like a lot of your rules will change so just put it out there to meet people don't worry about labeling every single little thing that you do or don't want okay you don't have to put you don't want anal sex you know that i think it's the dumbest thing On profiles Well I seriously I don't know why you'd describe Exactly what you're looking for Well no We did it too when we were new I don't think I Yeah fuck we didn't No it wasn't a profile I'll bet you it was I can pull up a profile I know I don't need to be proven wrong God damn it I'm just saying Well but But you Okay so The first time meeting a couple, he goes, well, what are you into? Yeah. Everything but anal. Right. And that's the thing. But that was just a total newbie thing. Oh, my God, yes. We didn't understand that you could have conversation that didn't have to involve, like, your hopes, dreams, sexual fantasies, what you will and will not do. I mean, that was like standard operating procedure. Hi, we're Cole, Amanda. Like full swap, she won't do anal. She sucks dicks like a boss. That was like our standard introduction that I'm eating drinks and shit. But people still put that on there. Why? Why does the first thing I need to know about you is whether or not you will or will not take it up the ass?
Speaker2: Seriously.
Speaker3: How many people go back and update their profile when something changes?
Speaker2: Nobody.
Speaker1: Well, that's just it. Well, what if I'm only into anal sex? And you've changed your mind. And now you're like, you know what? I want it up the butt. I'm going to blow right past your profile. Okay. What do you mean, okay? How does that fucking work? Okay. Because why? You should update your profiles anyways because your pictures are old. Fuck, darn. No, I'm just kidding. Some of ours are. Well, we never use that profile. Apparently, this young guy wants me to leave. I guess so. Never any fun. All right. That is a good point to leave. So, again, shout out to our sponsors. Natural Pines Resorts, the adult playground over 120 acres for you to be you. Be nude. Be lifestyle. Be fun. Visit them at www.naturalpinesresort.com. Make you let them know that Kazma sent you if you would and check out all of their events all season long every weekend and don't forget to feel free to visit our website if you so have an inkling if you've heard of it before www.crazykazma.com we certainly would love to see you there otherwise right, you're going to want to make sure you go visit our YouTube channel and subscribe. We've got some exciting new features getting ready to roll out and you're going to want to be a part of those. So go to www.youtube.com backslash C backslash casbah, K-A-S-B-H. And if you like what you hear, visit our Patreon, www.patreon.com backslash crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y, Kazba, K-A-S-B-H. And you can also follow us on Twitter. That would be at Truth Crazy. You can follow us on Instagram at crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y underscore Kazba, K-A-S-B-H. Don't forget to sign up on our youtube or on our facebook page which would be crazy truth and you can always send us emails we love your emails at crazy k-r-a-z-y dot casbah k-a-s-b-h at gmail.com and don't forget everybody needs some crazy truth merch that's right we've got merchandise go to teespring.com backslash stores backslash crazy k-r-a-z-y hyphen truth for now doing it the only way i know how the only way i want to chasm style out bye bye facebook thanks so much we'll be