Krazy Truth #52 Pick up Lines, hate mail, penis art Oh My!

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Speaker1: hey kids the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations adult language themes and other adult topics if you're easily offended this show's not for you natural pines resort the adult playground over 120 acres for those to enjoy being nude or the lifestyle and the adventures a place to escape everyday life visit them today at www.naturalpinesresort.com and make sure you let them know casbah sent you hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome back to another edition of crazy truth i'm your host with your most with the most or some i'm cole and i'm here with a lovely lovely miss amanda hey on mother's day she's a mother am i you are and you know what i'm a motherfucker thank you thank you i've been working on that all day you have not yeah i've been thinking about it i mean i always think about what the show's gonna be about i formulated it stews in my brain it simmers okay okay so hey great news we're not gonna start with a sex story because I got something better. This is way better. We got hate mail. Did we really? Yeah, we got hate mail. Yep. How come I haven't been shared this? Because I've just been stewing on it. Again, sex stew. So no, we got hate mail from Tim in Pennsylvania. He has listened to the show. And, well, it's wee, but it's more directed towards me. Asshole. Yep, it is. He proceeded to say that he listened to the last couple of our episodes. Okay. And that our style is boorish and that we are rude. We are crude and sound like uneducated jackasses because everybody knows that lifestyle podcasts and shows are supposed to be educational and more like Dr. Phil. And I'm like, sweet. So he found us offensive. My use of constant cussing that were vulgar. And yeah. The nice thing is it took him a couple of shows to fucking figure it out. What a fucking tool. You wanted to see if it was a fluke, I guess. Yeah. We just had one show where we lost our fucking mind and just started cussing. And so, yes, because we don't sound like pillow talk but by delilah uh you know or or fucking you know john tesch radio network uh yeah that we're rude and crude and that means that that means what we're saying is not true so yeah i was like fucking rock the fuck on pissing people off now that yes yes let me let me put a clarifying statement out there for everybody okay we don't give a fuck uh it's really pretty simple uh i'm gonna put it as easy as possible you know what i don't have a doctorate i'm a doctor of love i don't but i don't have a doctorate you don doctorate, right? No. The views expressed in our show are our opinions. And they're based upon something called common sense. I know that not every one of our shows is about some titillating adventure that we want to. But here's what's really neat. We're like real people. Like, okay, so here's the deal. There are some people that can afford to jet set and go all over the world all the time like that's not us no yet and and we're like most we're like most of the people in the lifestyle that we're just like average people and uh so yeah so luckily we pissed off some high flutants nudie fucking dude from pennsylvania awesome and hopefully he'll tell all of his friends because you know what the best press you can get is to have him tell a bunch of his friends you've got to listen to these guys these guys are so rude don't you think and then they listen to the shows and give us more numbers there you go i just realized i don't have my phone to look at comments oh fucking fail womp i know But you know So I was I'm such a failure I was pretty happy about that
Speaker2: So yeah
Speaker1: Making haters Now we're making haters In the podcast world Yes
Speaker3: You know It was bound to happen It was just win
Speaker1: Oh fuck yeah it was Like a cheap fucking suit Thank you So yeah Hey the world famous sound guy
Speaker3: He does this with his phone
Speaker1: Comes sky in Look for dirty pictures So yeah So there you go So I don't care what anybody else says But you know Thank you. old famous sound guy come sky and look for dirty pictures uh so yeah so there you go so i don't i don't uh i don't care what anybody else says but uh you know awesome i i got nothing we we are okay we've been called shock jocks of podcast before so the thing is is here's the deal i'm not a sit on the couch and you know let's talk like this so that we can reach a wider range of people there was you know what fuck that i tried before we before we actually started recording and we were talking about it i was like listening to podcasts and i would hit one after the other after 10 minutes i was like okay well and move on and here's the thing works for some people, rock on. Keep doing what you're doing. It works for you. But we're going to do what we do, which is works for us. Hence why, if you watch the videos, if you're part of our page, Swinging with an Attitude, we're a little bit different than the average bear. I'm happy about it. I don't know how that makes us sound uneducated. No, because I'm a tool. Anybody who says fuck a lot is dumb, I guess. Just because I know how to use cuss words in the appropriate way. Not according to studies. According to studies, those who use profanity are more intelligent. I'm a fucking genius. Next thing up, we're going to be building the rocket ship. Okay, so there you go. So keep sending us your hate mail. Rock on because, you know what i'll make your ass facebook famous i'm good i'm good with that so please send us and bash us whatever works uh okay now we do have actual questions that we can uneducatedly talk about tonight so and and you want to know why we're this way if you listen listen to the questions, you don't need a doctorate degree to answer them. Weird. You want to know what the first question is for tonight? Oh, God. Are you ready for this? Oh, geez. Dun. We need, like, theme music here. Okay, so the first question that we got from tonight. I'm just like. This came from deep in the heart of texas uh is uh you grow up there and you have to sing that in elementary school every flippin morning you know it better can you do it for us i can but i'm not okay so i can't sing so the no i'm not doing it do it uh okay so the first question is what are the best pickup lines to use at a meet and greet to get laid exactly and okay so this is why look you don't need a doctor to figure this out don't use them hey hey baby i've never had a pickup line used on me no you probably have but you probably just
Speaker3: people at work have said shit that i just go really should you be saying that you probably
Speaker1: have you just blocked it out i mean look okay remember there's a couple things you need when you go to a meet and greet number one you should smell good so cologne and have bathed number two Thank you. okay remember there's a couple things you need when you go to a meet and greet number one you should smell good so cologne and have bath number two maybe a breath mint is a good idea number three maybe a condom if you're gonna get lucky at no point in time should you bring ritz crackers and cheese you don't need cheese now i mean if you're gonna bring cheese if it's like food sex trust me there'll be a memo sent out about that no hey if you want to be a smart ass i'm all in on that being a smart ass because that'll make me laugh and that'll win you points for so okay so wait a minute so what you're saying is a personality if someone's using if they can pull it off that it was meant to be smart ass they got a chance to get your pants so maybe so then does the pickup line kind of work no because it has to come with a decent conversation afterwards are you tired you've been running around my mind all night long uh you want some fries with that huh with that shake i see your ass shaking no yeah so here's the deal you got mirrors on your pants because i can see myself then really well yes actually no yeah so here's the deal you got mirrors on your pants because i can see myself then really well yes actually i do have mirrors on my pants want to check it out what whoa no so here's the thing we talk about this all the time one of the challenges that new couples have when they get into the lifestyle is look i know that it's a bunch of middle-aged people that all of a sudden are like you know discovering how to talk to people again for the first time we've been like we've been out of the dating scene forever okay so you know you don't really know how to do it here's a really good thing to do youtube saturday night live wild and Crazy Guys from the 70s. YouTube that. Watch that video. See how they do it with the big Hollywood to Wild and Crazy Guys. Okay? And then do everything the opposite of that. Okay? That's a really good way to maybe get laid. Look, the pickup line that you need is be yourself say hi i am nice to meet you no like no like fucking carry a kleenex or a handkerchief with you so if it's the first time looking at women's tits that you can do it legally without getting hit. You're not going and slobber. You can keep the slobber to a minimum. You know, eye contact. They're up here.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: If you make enough eye contact, you'll get to see them. You can motorboat them at a later date. Don't stare at their tits. Don't fucking be a tool. Just be a person. And if you have a personality, you won't need those mirrors because you might actually get in that girl's pants. I have never once in all my life ever heard a girl go, you know, this guy, he said to me, he's like, are you an angel? Because you fell from heaven. And I just had to fuck him. I've never heard a woman get picked up by any pickup line, ever. Now, if you say one I've never heard before, I'll probably laugh. Yes. Well, yeah, absolutely. And it's a good iceberg. You can be a smartass with it. Sure, absolutely. Okay, so a world-famous sound guy is 26 years old, single in that world, to a degree. do pickup lines work and he's over there going no hell no okay so it's not just us middle-aged people look if you sound like or look like herb tarlic when you're doing this you're doing it wrong just just say no be yourself you need the dress shirt unbuttoned with all the chains oh yeah hey if you're gonna do that blue pants i i know i'm like looking going you know if you oh fuck you okay yeah i wear i wear a chain i wear i wear my tcp necklace but here's the deal i've kept my of course now i'm getting old so i don't have as much this there but even when it it doesn't look like i've got a squirrel's tail trying to pop out of the top of my shirt no you don't okay okay i'm gonna do another thing on pickup lines here though this isn't necessarily a pickup line this is on how you dress okay take a look in your closet okay wives this is especially for you this is especially for you because here's the for you, because here's the deal. You are responsible if your husband, boyfriend, whatever, goes out looking like a complete fucking tool. Okay, that's your fault, because you let him out of the house that way. Meet and greet, so you don't really see that many people dressed dumb. The what? The fuck you don't? Okay, you don't see as many chicks that are just in their tits out, and they're just like, wow. You see a lot of dudes. The guy wearing fucking the cargo shorts, the ankle socks, Nike shoes, and the fucking polo shirt with the collar, not quite popped, but you know he kind of wants to. That motherfucker needs to go back to 1985 and go away well yeah yeah okay there's another example or the the middle-aged guy and i was guilty of doing this and god i stopped thank you thank you to my boys for wearing the affliction shirt you know and trying to look like you're 20 now you always when they first it was okay right when they first came out but now they have come come and gone and they need to go away we know somebody that still always wears the same affliction shirt think it through no i know who you're talking about the last time i saw him i went you're not wearing an affliction shirt And he goes, no, I'm not a champ. I'm like, oh, well, congratulations. Yay. Look. The last time I saw him, I went, you're not wearing an affliction shirt. And he goes, no, I'm not a champ. I'm like, oh, well, congratulations. Yay. Look, here's the deal. Look at your wardrobe. Look how you dress. If you're wearing penny loafers, that's great. That says you're 50 plus. No. And I will correct you on this because you just did a wedding where there was a bunch 20-somethings, and they were wearing the brown loafers and jeans. Okay, let me ask you something about that early 20s group. How many of them looked like they stood a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid with $100 in their pocket and a $50 hooker standing in front of them? Seriously, not a fucking one. Not a one. One was married. his wife probably dressed in that way yes and and yeah and i was just as surprised when i did that wedding too i'm just i'm just i'm saying look i understand now i'm the world's worst because you're always on my ass because i like to get like light colored jeans this is not 1990 not to 1990 You made me throw away some of my ripped up jeans. It's not 1990. So women, here's the deal. If you want to get strange dick, you need to make sure your significant other doesn't dress like a fucking dork and isn't out there totally screwing up your chance. And you need to work together as a couple to make sure sure that you are like ensuring that your your significant other doesn't go off the reservation you know what i mean because and just start saying stupid was it vibrating it's like a dildo on the table well that's because somebody sent you a sticker and at first i'm going hey who is sending you stickers right remember dog boobs remember okay so that a profile picture and her her tits were painted like dogs at school whatever but but remember okay remember how when they were new how kind of off the reservation the husband went a couple times okay you have a responsibility to keep which meaning they got really cheesy We'll be right back. how kind of off the reservation the husband went a couple times okay you have a responsibility to keep which meaning they got really cheesy they just went like rich was being served everywhere you need to make sure that if your significant other start acting like a cheesy you've done it with me you'll pull me aside and be like uh hey 80s boy you want to quit it? So, you know, okay. And every guy...
Speaker3: Thank God you have somebody to watch out for you.
Speaker1: Here's the reality. Every guy, the first time that you have actually reached this location where you are allowed and encouraged to stare at other women's asses, other women's tits, and if you get the chance to touch, feel, fuck another woman,
Speaker2: I don't know. to stare at other women's asses other women's tits and if you get the chance to touch feel fuck another woman you instantly become completely retarded you're just like you have no understanding of anything yeah yeah look i've been there for 10 years it's still that way i'm just like you're like the noise running around there you just want to touch it and you just you're like sniffing butts it gets stupid you just totally lose any any vague form of common sense women on the other hand obviously if you're sniffing asses well women on the well i've been drunk enough and some of these i've been on all fours and i didn't know women on the other hand tend to generally be a little more under control so it's your responsibility to like rein in fucking that cartoon wolf with his eyes going wong,
Speaker1: his tongue slipping all the way across him hey it's bad there you go hey look how many times if i like that chick's hot you're like really really and then the next day you're like show me a picture and you're like so this chick is hot and you're like oh wait what no you you get caught up in the ether you're all of a sudden like it's like beer goggles without beer and so then you walk up you're like hey baby and then you sound like butthead and you just like and then you can't figure out why people don't call you back what's your favorite pickup you've never had anybody try to pick up one even like in high school and stuff back in the day like i can remember that far back it's a long time ago so here's what we're asking for sending your best pickup line to miss amanda and if she'll pick the best pickup line and we'll send you a crazy casbah uh or no we'll send you a crazy truth patch the best pickup line huh yeah and we'll read it out on the air. So the best pickup line, Miss Amanda, is the sole judge. The best pickup line. You'll get a free Crazy Truth patch, and we will read it out on the air. We'll make you famous. There you go. And if it's good enough, if I were you, I'd include a dick pic. Who fucking knows? Maybe you'll get lucky. Doesn't bother me. You know what? That's what we want to share that. You know what? That's what we should do for a meet and greet. This would be funny as shit. Why have I never thought of this before? Oh, my God. I'm an idiot. Okay. So instead of name tags, what you have to do is that, okay, everybody talks about the unsolicited dick dick pic so everybody to get in you have to take you have to take and have a dick pic and it'll be like a name tag a dick pic or like a people know who you are a dick pic or a tit pic and that's what you wear for name tags hi my name is and it's just a picture of your cock or my name is it's a picture of your tits oh my god we still have to do that that's awesome over a little bit why why oh Troy says he can't see his paddle oh sorry some self-promotion bastard I love it good job uh but no you can sit normal here's what we can do with it you can put your phone number on the back of it so at the end of the at any point in time like if you're interested you exchange your tit pic for his dick pic and the numbers are on the back this is the greatest thing ever busy yeah it's like a business card with your dick on it and then it's not unsolicited by the way that's copyrighted motherfuckers don't need you guys to take this from me. We're going to totally do this all over the place. What? Beth loves the idea. Yeah. And then Tanya, as long as you don't use gum to adhere it, it's all good. Ooh. No, she did that at the Island Writers' Party. That's right, she did. Ew. Hey, by the way, you know what? It'll also help make sure people are keeping them clean and tidy. It's like when I know I'm going to have my picture taken, I shave. You know, so if you know that your dick pic is, if your dick is going to represent, your dick is going to be the ambassador to you. That fucker, you're going to make sure it's standing tall. It's all polished up, shaved up, looking sharp, looking sharp.
Speaker2: Nobody wants a dull, dull dick. Oh my God. Hey, well, I'm just saying. Okay. So there's a party idea too. I really don't know what the question is anymore. He really does have ADD. Y'all know that, right? I mean, he really does. And if you can't tell by now. We're going to do it. This is going to be the greatest thing ever. Fuck key parties. Screw you, 1970s. We're going to up the ante now. Dick parties. Hey, you know what's going to be funny is how many people will walk into the vanilla. What you do is you have it in a regular bar that people like in a back room or whatever to see how many people will be dumb enough to walk through the regular bar with their dick pic on their lapel and even better yet we've all seen it you know when you go to the grocery store and you see the people you can tell they were like a school function they're still wearing around the name tag hi my name is somebody is going to totally forget and be walking around the general public with with their with their dick pic on their lapel that's going to be the greatest thing ever sir sir is that your why yes it is would you like my number awesome okay moving moving right along i'm just i'm sorry my brain is totally fucking yeah thank you yeah okay this is san francisco street it could be if look if we if we do you know what that's another contest we could do. Okay, here's a contest for you. I have no idea where it's going. This is awesome. This keeps it simple, okay? No, this is too good. I will forget. He will forget. Here's the thing. Okay. I know. I know this is perfect, though. Everybody, what we want you to do, we're going to go back to it. Let's be like kids, young and free, okay? we want you to do we want we're gonna go back to let's let's be like kids young and free okay we want you to take using macaroni noodles dried macaroni noodles and we want you to make either a dick pic or a pussy pic just using noodles send them to us send them to us and we will we will put them all up over the wall to display your art because, you know, we're all a big family. And what do you do when somebody brings something home that you're proud of? One of the kids, you hang it up on the refrigerator. So send us dick pics and pussy pics made of noodles and we will hang them on the wall. And you know what scratch that so my brain's still thinking about you saying key parties well isn't a dick kind of a key it kind of is so everybody puts a picture of their dick in a bowl on whoever's dick you draw you get there you get to talk to them you have to find them first oh that could be tricky. It could be. Excuse me. You're bending down. It kind of looks close. I'm not for sure. Stay right here. Could you get that a little more erect for me? Turn in the light. Oh, my gosh. Okay, so now we've got two different parts. I want the dick noodles. I want the pussy and dick picture noodles. You should have saved that for your kid camp out. Well, we can have other things. I know the sound guy's going, you're giving away all the good shit. Don't worry, I'll come up with more. Yeah, we want that. 5100 Van Dorn Street. I don't know the address. Number 6846. Number 68-46, Nebraska 68506. Can you say that with more confidence? Kasbah Inc. Send us your macaroni, pussy, and dick artwork. We'll give some patches. I don't know. This is awesome. Does it have to be macaroni noodles or any pasta? Any pasta you want. Be creative. Look, here's the deal. If spaghetti noodles work better and you can make it work better, if you want to use a plethora of different noodles, don't eat the noodles. Don't make them wet. But, yeah, glue them on there. You can color them. You can be as creative as you want to be. Lasagna noodles. If you use spaghetti noodles, you can wet little parts of it to make it bent this is gonna be now we want to make sure it's an accurate representation again if you want to uh if you want to score bonus points with that put an actual picture of your actual pussy or your actual dick with it so that we can compare so we can go you know what fine know what? Plasagna noodles. Fine artwork. You have more meat flaps than you're showing here. You need to expand your noodle lips a little bit more. And you wonder why we have hate mail. Oh shit. Hey Tim in Pennsylvania. I'm sounding uneducated. You sound like in Pennsylvania. You sound like a bunch of freaking five-year-olds. Tim in Pennsylvania. Yeah. I said noodle lips, fucker. Okay, let's move on to another question. Yeah, five minutes till half. So do you want to just bumble your way through it? I don't know. I'm coming up with contests. I don't want to give everything away. Did you ever answer your question? Yes. Don't use pickup lines.
Speaker4: Oh, is that the original question?
Speaker1: At this point, here's what's funny.
Speaker2: I'm sitting here saying why noodles?
Speaker1: No, I'm saying why pickup lines are cheesy. And I'm asking people to send us noodle fucking noodle art. Can it be a 3d model hey make sure you ensure that when you ship it because you're gonna want that fedex that could be fragile fragile you're doing don't break my boner my balls are broken i'm sorry it's how it came i only did make sure you wrap that in bubble wrap you know what for safety wrap it
Speaker2: I don't know. My balls are broken. I'm sorry. It's how it came. Make sure you wrap that in bubble wrap.
Speaker1: You know what? For safety, wrap it. Before it's over, we're going to make your condom famous. Put a condom on the 3D noodle dick.
Speaker3: That really will protect it. You know that, right?
Speaker1: Wrap it in bubble wrap. What could possibly go wrong? What's going to be the greatest is seeing the mailman. Porn on a condom. Seeing the mailman every day is he's bringing in FedEx boxes of cocks. You're getting a lot of mail today, Mr. Schnodgrass. Yeah, I sure am. I wonder where that's coming from. Some of it rattles. I'm going to walkie. This is going to be the... I really want people to send this stuff to us. We will decorate. We will absolutely decorate the studio with this kind of stuff. I'll make the first one. Well, the pussy one for you. Well, I don't know. Maybe I'll make your dick. I don't know. If you think we're putting it in boiling water to wrap hot noodles around it to get a plaster mold. No, but you could take a spaghetti noodle and make it wet and then make the vein. What? Just one noodle? Shut up. No, we need more. I meant for the vein. Three lasagna noodles and we're there. You want a little dick cheese on there? We're not going to cook the dicks. dicks that'd be mean as fuck funny we could put a youtube video of taking all these cocks that are made of noodle ship and be like you can be like nothing like a good meal and putting all these dicks in a boiling water and eat a bag of dicks you know we could actually here's the thing If we figure this out right, we can actually, we're going to offer. This is what we're going to do. We're going to offer the home make-it-yourself kit. It'll be like a little art supply thing. So we'll figure out based on the size of your dick. So if you've got an 8-inch stinky dick, you need this many noodles. And we'll put a chasm of a dick kit together. We'll put them in them in bags and we'll leave these noodles shipped out so you two can have loads of fun at home on your own time i'm telling you that would be the greatest one would it fit into you no shit uh let's see do you have small lips big lip meat hooks what do you have hey look there's a whole museum in iowa based on a dude that sits around all day Thank you. Small lips, big lip, meat hooks. What do you have? Hey, look, there's a whole museum in Iowa based on a dude that sits around all day long and makes these huge structures out of matchbooks. Matchsticks. Matchsticks. That dude has way more time than whatever. Massive talent. Why can we not find... Why can we not find... It's like our own version of America's Got Talent. We want to find who has the best macaroni art skills in erotica. I'm telling you, this is a future Playboy Channel thing happening. Erotica art, dick pics, macaroni style. I'm like, there's erotica art all over the place, but sure. There will be one of those dicks break apart. Oh, look, there's dick everywhere. It just spilled all over the fucking pool. You crack yourself up too much. Is it halftime yet? It's halftime. Oh, my God. Oh, what? Halftime. Fine. It's halftime. By the way, make sure you check out our website soon for the dick kit. Make it yourself. Okay. So we're going to take one break. We'll be right back. Hey, would you like to learn more about the Crazy Casbah team and the Crazy Truth team? Visit us on our website at www.crazycasbah.com. You get updates on where we're going to be upcoming events and shop our store for cool swag and merchandise remember your one stop shop crazycasba.com and we're back that kills you have that down i know i do that's i've been working on that yeah you do okay so we were supposed to be answering questions it is kind of what the premise of the show is somehow we got all kinds of derailed because somebody has a little bit of add going on this is where alcohol helps you hookers and blow uh okay so actually you know what was funny? We were over at my parents' house today.
Speaker3: Yes, we were.
Speaker1: And there's nothing quite like when your mother says multiple times, hey, I want to put my flowers out. Go get the hookers out of the shed.
Speaker3: Yeah, she kept saying hookers.
Speaker1: And I kept giggling. I'm just like, please don't say it again, hookers.
Speaker3: Go get the hookers.
Speaker1: Go get the hookers. I think I even a joke about uh you keep them in the shed okay they didn't catch it probably a good thing i said go get the hookers and i and i got the hookers and they're busy working as we speak okay uh so actually the reason i bring that up Hookers? Yeah, hookers. Ohers oh yeah there is actually a question that ties in with with this okay with hookers okay so the question comes from it's anonymous from california california i a okay okay they want it and and when you hear the question you'll understand why it was anonymous okay okay so their question was that they don't like to they're a single they don't like to go to events as a single is it wrong to pay a hooker or a call girl to go with them as their date to a lifestyle event so they can go as a couple now that beat more be an escort or yes or are you guaranteeing that they're gonna have sex well the and i was just like uh okay and the logic behind it the logic behind this person's thought process and i get it was well to just ask a random friend to go with you hey by the way i'm into sex parties or i'm into you know swinging screen..
Speaker3:.
Speaker1:...... was well to just ask a random friend to go with you hey by the way i'm into sex parties or i'm into you know swinging that's really hard to do but if you went with a sex worker and you could easily they would have no problem saying to a sex worker look there's this lifestyle event we want i want to go to it's couples only or you know whatever because you know for the right amount of money she'll probably she'll she'll have sex so the question was was is that okay to do i know now here's what's funny right now okay you guys can all see the sound guy's in he's got a perplexed look on his face you've got a perplexed look on your face. And I got to tell you, we've been asked a lot of questions a million times. I've never been asked this question before. And to be honest with you, I had never thought of this before. But think this through for a minute. Well, yeah, it is fucking hooker, but you're not even this. Yeah, well, yeah you just fuck them because you want other strange i mean well here's the thing i mean that's this is a unique thing because the reality we all know in the lifestyle right a couple is probably is going to get more play more action be more accepted than a single especially a single male so then why don't you hook out a single of the opposite sex to go with you well for a couple's party because then they know what's expected and they know what if they want to do it they can if they don't want to do it then fine okay and that that was my thought too why not just try to find another single but okay we talk about it because we have a singles page we have singles on our crazy casbah page okay but we've also seen this on our page before think about this a couple is going to go just as two singles are going to go just as to an event as to be a couple it has its own set of problems with it because they go they both meet other people but nobody's get nobody ends up hooking up right with the other people and then it comes back well they agreed to share a room they're going as friends basically and it's like well there becomes this expectation of if i don't find another girl to fuck me and you're not getting laid well then we should just fuck well that should be in ground rules it should be but the the think about this those ground rules are harder when everybody's been drinking and it's the end of the night and the the problem you have is you have people that do this we sit at parties all the time it's happened at crazy winter nights they don't really know each other that well that's true so they don't actually know that they don't know that hey you know you If if you and i didn't know each other you don't know for sure that with a couple cocktails in me that i'm still going to be the same polite professional you know polite person that i was maybe i turn into a raging tool that that's where the dating actually works a little bit because we get to know each other you know you may become a just a huge super cut or you know or we don't we don't know you know you don't know that so i get it because there's a degree of safety but here's my fundamental problem with this okay so you're you're if you want to pay an escort a legitimate escort i suppose that's I've never had a desire to do that before. I've never, I've been fortunate. And that's, I truly believe this fortunate enough not to be in a situation, you know, you and I were always together. So, but you run a risk factor, even if they're a sex worker, you're bringing in a vanilla. That's the part they don't understand is they are still a vanilla now there's some pretty i'm sure on the coast so i've heard there's some pretty hot fucking sex workers if you want to spend enough money if you want to spend enough money but the fear factor becomes then now it's prostitution. Now, okay, this is this person's business. So while you go off to go, fuck, you don't know this, this person. And I'm not ripping on sex workers, but you know what you, yeah, you get some, just some hooker off the street and she sees this as an opportunity to get in there and start making money. And you were the one that brought her in. That becomes, or males, I mean, it can be males too, vice versa. Plus, at some point in time, if the person goes, yeah, well, he paid me to be his date. Now the very fear of what you had going to happen about not anybody talking to you, you're fucked.
Speaker3: So why are we going to a couples-only party? I don't know. Now the very fear of what you had going to happen about not anybody talking to you, you're fucked. So why are we going to a couples-only party?
Speaker1: I don't know. He didn't specify that it was couples-only.
Speaker3: Is there not some parties where singles are invited?
Speaker1: I think there is. He didn't specify that it was a couples-only, but we all know that single males especially, and anymore a lot of single females, they don't get the same play or interaction Thank you. that was a couples only but we all know that single males especially and anymore a lot of single females they don't get the same play or interaction as a couple does i mean we get we get more people are more accepting you know there's there's a fear factor but i think part of it is how much of a tool are you i mean that sounds horrible but no i mean you have to think about it if you pay somebody there's i see more negative things than a positive coming out of it of bringing somebody paying a sex worker plus here's the other thing there's a safety factor look yes you should be using condoms yes you should be tested we certainly hope that the sex workers probably a lot of sex workers are better about getting tested than a lot of swingers are but i'd like to think you'd like to think but okay this is horrible you get what you pay for yeah okay so here's the deal if you want to go on the cheap and you spend 10 bucks that you can't get tested okay i'm sorry i say don't do it if you're spending 5 000 bucks you got a better chance but no i agree i think that that's an absolute no you shouldn't because you don't know who they know and who they're gonna run and go well or hey i went to the sex party and then it really starts getting around and remember your other people there again you're bringing a vanilla in it's like tiger woods having sex with strippers this is really a good way to put this look if i'm a billionaire a famous billionaire right and and i don't feel like i'm getting the affection i need at home and i'm gonna choose one person to go have an affair with it's probably not gonna be the stripper chick at the local strip club because they're stripping for money so you know when they're talking to their friends later they might let it slip that they bang tiger woods yeah and then when the national inquire shows up goes hey here's the deal how would you like to make $500,000 or whatever it is? That's going to be pretty tempting to do. So that's probably not the best choice of people. Well, it'd be the same thing with a hooker. You're bringing them in. Who knows who they're going to see? And even with you, do you really want them going through your stuff? Do you really want them to know everything about you? Do you want them to be able to come back on you and go, hey, you know what? You're going to pay me because otherwise I'm going to tell your boss do you really want to know everything about you do you want them to be able to come back on you and go hey you know what you're gonna pay me because otherwise i'm gonna tell your boss you paid me to to go you know instead just pick up pick up a co-worker that's way it's just pick up a co-worker instead i know i love that question i was super on tinder and find a date well that's exactly use a dating app there's a lot of places like that. And be honest with your date. That's the other thing. Be honest with your date. I think even on Pornhub, there's a thing, like a site that they advertise. Find some other way. So I thought that question was awesome because that's one I never got before. Yeah, that's different. Pretty good, huh? Let me see your pineapple real quick. Let me play with your pineapples. Oops, oops. Hold on. Get in a drink. This is going to be funny. He hates it. That's diet. It's diet. Okay. So. All right. So now. That's not one of our sponsors. It's good because it sucks. You thought it was going to be root beer. I did think it was going to be root beer, bitch. Okay. So. I poured it in front of you. I wasn't paying attention. I was running. I had to get my nails done, my hair done, and we were ready for the show. You're such a prima donna. I am. I'm a princess. I know. Ta-da. Okay, so. I thought it was a great question. I'm excited about that question. How uneducated do we sound now, motherfuckers? Okay. All right, so. So, I've got another. I don't know. It depends on if they're heard her the noodle story they made it past the first half of the show or turned us out okay so now then the this really isn't a question the next thing i have coming up okay this is not a question it's not a question well it's kind of a it's not really a question sort of a question this is like a a public service announcement okay okay so we know in the lifestyle there are some of the main people in the lifestyle are people that have licenses right nurses docs lawyers blah this goes on and on and on right okay so the problem is some of those professions lend themselves to making dirty jokes and funny funny jokes funny comments funny whatever okay so the the example and i'm doing this as a public service now because of one of our very good friends what this person does uh and they're very very good and they're very good professional at it uh is is massage therapy okay here's the challenge it lends itself to jokes we've all heard the jokes before right happy endings whatever and so what i want what i what i want to get out there is because there's such a use of social media now, right, that when does a joke, when does it go over the line, okay? Okay. When does it go over the line? And I use it as an example because, okay, I used to be in the car business. So we know every stereotype about the car business out there, right? We're all swingers and kinksters and lifestylers. There's all kinds of rumors. There's all kinds of stereotypes about us, right?
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: So when you crack fucking jokes and you can either do things to dispel a stereotype or increase the stereotype right okay so here's the thing one one of the things and you see it with and there's we also have a couple more we have a couple morticians on our page they're another one that has a lot of inappropriate stereotypical jokes about morticians and sex okay so here's what's happened i understand that people are just trying to have fun sometimes but every time you take and when you find out somebody does one of these things a nurse mortician besides there's whatever it is and you take and start bagging on them or start cracking jokes especially in public or in social media about the stereotypes that go with that you're actually increasing the chances of those people putting those people in danger okay okay so and i know right now this yeah the sound guys looking at me the world famous sound guys like look at me like what do you mean let me give you an example we talked about one time in one of the kit groups talked about what was the biggest fear of being outed why were you afraid of being outed and everybody said all their different reasons about being outed like family to know friends know whatever the case what did you say your biggest the biggest fear you had about being outed it's not judgment of other people it's the people that don't know you and what they think they can do to you right safety safety factor it's the same thing applies with some of these other professions with some of the other stereotypical jokes that can go with it because what it does is, in the lifestyle, we're a community, right? We're a family, we're a family we're a community so we tend to help each other out in terms of hey i work i own a tire store hey i just blew a tire hey we should we should hook me up hook hook me up right well it's the same thing with some of these other types of professions. And the problem is, is that when you take and continue to push that stereotype of happy endings and all that kind of crap, what you're actually doing is there are people in the lifestyle that don't understand the difference between real and a joke okay so what you're what what in turn you're you're doing is you're planting a seed to some of these people that that's okay that it it puts them in the same jeopardy as like you talked about with being outed what do they think they can get away with what do they think they can accept and the the reality of it is is that look these people the professions we do outside of the lifestyle the lifestyle is a hobby there's like 10 people in the world that the lifestyle is their business i'm one of them yeah it's what i do all day okay but most people it's a hobby so when that hobby takes and can interfere and goes and starts to drift into the real world that's where things have to stop we have to stop and so in the lifestyle you know is there a point where a joke goes too far yes old jokes are just that they're old stop doing them stop taking and perpetuating old stereotypes like that because what happens is the folks that are in those professions and do that are gonna they're going to back away they're gonna they're not gonna be in the lifestyle they're not gonna want to be a part of it because it puts them in a precarious situation it's like walking up to you find out somebody's a nurse and going oh so that means you can steal all the good drugs from the patients well you wouldn't fucking say that that's retarded right it's the same type of thing it's the same type of deal so you you have to we have a responsibility in the lifestyle to somewhat be smart and to make sure that that we're not pushing those types of stereotypes so see it's kind of a question i mean it can something go too far yes it can even in the lifestyle the sound guy's like no that makes no sense but can really the question is can can you take take something too far even in the lifestyle people don't believe That you can't they think the lifestyle there's like no end very true you guys are both you just both want me to go back to macaroni art don't you well no it's just trying to piece together all the stuff that you put together you know it's like all those that expect a would think that for a massage therapist to give a happy ending and then you're going oh i want a massage and i'll pay you x amount to give me a massage and they're waiting after the end going well where is it no that puts their license in jeopardy they're not going to do it yeah that's that's not that that goes back to the hooker question that's not what they are no yeah you're i mean it just is what it is the thing is is have a responsibility, safety of our members, safety of the people in the lifestyle and not, you just can't, people don't ever know when to quit. This has been a huge thing the past couple of weeks here. We've been dealing with this a lot with people, what start off as innocent fun gets just beat into the, beat into the dead horse, beat into the ground. And so then people don't ever know when to quit and it's just like and then in turn it creates drama it creates uncertainty it creates uncomfortableness for people and so yes can things go too far absolutely it's kind of like if i had started you know went even further with the macaroni art you know that you know, that could have, you know, that could have went, God knows, God knows where that could have went to.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: But that's, but that's the truth. And people have to take and keep that in consideration and keep that in mind all the way across the board. Random thoughts by Cole. I'm a big squirrel, kids. It is what it is. You are a random squirrel what what oh wait don't touch it okay just look uh okay so as you guys all you guys know we have our world famous crazy casbah secret facebook page and so we go live when we're with them and that's exactly right uh dan says the person who is getting offended also needs to speak up and ask it to stop no means no in all aspects in this life so that's exactly right. Dan says, the person who is getting offended also needs to speak up and ask it to stop. No means no in all aspects in this life. So that is exactly right. We did a whole show last week on consent. And that is exactly right. You need to let people know. If someone's being over the top, even on social media, let a moderator know. Or you can even comment to the bottom. That's enough. Yeah, that's enough. Whatever. Yeah, let it be known. Because you're exactly right. No means no. It doesn't just mean face-to-face. In the lifestyle, there is no exception. There is no other rules. No means no. Except when you guys tell me I can't talk about shit on the show, and then I tell you, fuck you, I'll do whatever I want. Come on, if you want to say something about it, I'm trying to egg you on now.
Speaker3: Quit poking my boob.
Speaker1: You don't ever say that. Normally, well, I have to stop now. But look, see, here's the thing, now I'll touch her arm because she said, quit poking my boob. And even though we're married, no means no. I wish she was rubbing your pineapple. Oh, Lord. All right. I'm trying to think how I can make that sexual. I can't think. So, good deal. All right. Well, here's the deal. That's a great place to stop. We got to get this macaroni art going now. I'm on a mission from this. I'm on it, boss. Okay. Yeah, we're good to go. good to go all right so uh again hey don't forget to visit our good friends at natural pines resort the adult playground over 128 acres for all kinds of fun uh visit them www.naturalpinesresort.com make sure you let them know casbah sent you hey their weekends are filling up fast so make sure that you get out to visit them as soon as possible and get naked and have some fun also don't forget to visit our website www.crazycasbah.com uh we got all kinds of stuff on there got new stuff going on there daily well not daily but it will be and uh so visit there and shoot us a note let us know how you feel all right you're going to want to make sure you go visit our youtube channel and subscribe we've got some exciting new features getting ready to roll out and you're going to want to be a part of those so go to www.youtube.com backslash c backslash casbah k-a-s-b-h and if you like what you hear visit our patreon www.patreon.com backslash crazy k-r-a-z-y KASBA, K-A-S-B-A-N-G-A.com backslash crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y, Kazba, K-A-S-B-H. And you can also follow us on Twitter. That would be at Truth Crazy. You can follow us on Instagram at crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y underscore Kazba, K-A-S-B-H. Don't forget to sign up on our YouTube or on our Facebook page which would be Crazy Truth and you can always send us emails we love your emails at crazy K-R-A-Z-Y dot K-A-S-B-H at gmail.com and don't forget everybody needs some Crazy Truth merch that's right we've got merchandise go to teespring.com backslash stores backslash crazy k-r-a-z-y hyphen truth anyways until next time doing it the only way i know how the only way i want to and the only way i ever will chasm style out bye